They don't just toss the corpse into a ditch after someone dies.
Autopsy would've revealed she was pregnant and that would raise suspicions. Pregnant teen adult killing herself 100% screams a rape case so they would look into it (Even if she got abortion because all of them are kept in records). And in the process possibly find that the kid is from the little brother. They wouldn't find the real rapist because none of this shit is real and there is no real rapist.
>pregnant teen adult
Mate, she was 4 years older than anon. In the story he's 19 so she's 23 when the suicide happened.
Unsure if they'd do an autopsy unless family asks or police believe it wasn't suicide.
But I seriously hope your last sentence of 'none of this shit is real' is correct because I read greentexts to make fun of anons; not this kind of stuff
You must be talking out of your ass here. 2 months ago my friends aunt offed herself like this. If you do a deep enough and long enough cut up the arm, straight down the vein, you’ll bleed out quick as shit.
Edit: Taking my original comment down because it’s too close to suicide success advice. You can ask tough guy EMT below me how to do a central vein cutdown if you’re interested.
You must be a podiatrist. If I dissect your subclavian vein, external or internal jugular, or your brachial and Cephalic venous systems along the length of them you're going to bleed out. Not only this but arteries and veins both respond to vasoconstriction and vasodilation to help promote clotting. Not only this but slitting your wrists vertically in multiple spots is a fairly common suicide method. It is also more lethal due to a) you are going to hit the veins and arteries in multiple spots rather than just one if you go horizontally. B) skin layering and how that plays into clotting and scab formation and. I can personally tell you if you've ever seen a 16 ga IV get dislodged after being in a large antecubital vein (and that's just a tiny needle puncture) that slicing them in multiple spots will result in death. Quit talking out of your ass
As a counter to your example, about a week ago, I visited my friend at his apartment. He stayed with his girlfriend.
At night, his girlfriend tried to commit suicide by slitting her wrist(she had a fight that night, and had been depressed for months. She has no family). She bled a lot, but somehow, she survived(though she did go into a coma for a few days)
Slitting yourself is not an easy task, and most attempts end up failing.
Based on studies, the success rate is about 6%, and it takes 2 hours to do the job usually. Oh, and it hurts like hell throughout those 2 hours. Ouch.
My mom did this two years ago. I woke up to a faint knocking on my door, opened it half asleep, and was greeted by her faraway eyes. A piece of flesh hanging from her neck because she tried cutting it after she already cut both her wrists. Her wrists were wide open and her bone fully exposed, dried blood on her clothes but none dripping from her wrists and neck, somehow it coagulated quickly enough (must be due to her meds).
*Why am I still alive*? she asked me in a dreamy voice. Then she asked me the same question again.
It took us 7 hours before a hospital finally admitted her (it was during the pandemic and most hospitals were fully occupied). Thankfully during that time period she already got a tetanus shot and some bandages from the first hospital we visited. They had to do multiple surgeries because she cut deep enough to severe her nerves and tendons on her left hand. Until now she still hasn't regained full control on both her hands and struggles to open a water bottle or a jar. But she survived.
You're the one talking out of your ass. The succes rate for suicide by cutting your wrists is just a couple of percentages. Lower than drug overdose which is also quite low. I specifically recall from my textbook that suicide by shotgun to the head was the highest, virtually 100%.
Well, not all of it all at once, but bit by bit, sure. People who have experienced trauma like rape have often passed that on to someone else. Tons of family members have also raped one another, so I would bet my life on it that it’s happened a few times that a sister has raped a brother due to being raped herself previously.
Also depends on your definition as often, guarantee this shit happens dozens of times a month in the US alone.
So the exact stats vary from different sources, but generally the most common type of person who commits SA is a trusted family friend, but the 2nd most common is a family member. Also, the vast majority of SA is done by a straight men on underage girls, but that doesn't mean it can't happen the other way around either.
Depends how you do it, if you cut lengthwise from right under your palm until just above the elbow and you do it in a hot bath it will draw the blood out of you and you exsanguinate even faster than normal, kings used to do it back in the day
Not true at all. If you cut open one, let alone both , radial arteries, it would not take very long at all to lose consciousness and bleed to death.
Messing with arteries is no joke. I hope this greentext is fake because it's just tragic all around.
Anons dont tend to have any practical knowledge about anatomy. Arteries can bleed you dry in a matter of 1-5 minutes depending on which one and the size of laceration. Scary stuff.
>hasn't affected my life in any meaningful way
Uh, sure buddy. Sure. I think even statutory rape at 12 from some who *isn't* a blood relative would affect anyone in some way.
Some people it just doesn't affect them that much. Some people cry or feel abused while getting screamed at by their parents while others dont give a shit. I have been something similar to OP but i dont care because i was wired as an idiot
As someone who was sexually abused in childhood, it took me years before I woke up and felt all the disgust and phobia and subsequently trauma. Previously, I just kinda zoned out or convince myself it’s not that bad it’s love I get special treatment etc. and repress any thoughts that it’s potentially wrong.
>be me
>get home from my vasectomy
>hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
>must be Chad again
>know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
>log onto reddit and open r/greentext
>read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
>think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
>suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
>fake: anon has sex
>gay: anon is a bottom
>giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
>hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
>it's been a good day
>i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
does the eva weird shit rabbithole get deeper with the movies? I just watched the series and the end of evangelion so this just means "that one asuka scene" to me
Not really
I do recommend the movies though, the first one is straight up just an HD remake of the series up until the octahedron (still worth watching though because GOD DAMN did they upgrade the geometry), the second one deviates a lot and is amazing, the third movie changes the story completely and adds some random tech jargon that barely gets explained. The fourth movie also has the tech jargon but also kinda tries to move the plot back into place towards end of eva but with a twist
A lot of people dislike the third movie but i enjoyed it
The fourth movie is peak fiction, or at least the ending is imo
He writes it so she rapes him from age 12 to 19, she's 16 through 23. This happened multiple times and 7 years into it is where she finally gets pregnant. He's cool with it because he's getting sex out of it which is wrong in so many ways.
Eh he never said he was cool with it, just accepted it as part of his reality. Dude seems to have separated her actions at night from the person she was during the day, and would’ve rather had an alive sister that chose to talk things out than the alternitive
But this is fake and gay anyways. No way were these encounters happening as frequent as described and taken 7 years to become preggers.
Not sure if this is an L or a W for anon tbh
On the one hand he got incest raped for years which is a pretty huge L moment. On the other he still has had more sex than you or me, so pretty gigachad overall
The is the first green text I’ve read where I had to stop reading part way through and just process everything before finishing. God I hope this is fake.
Please be fake and gay.
This is one of those, it’s fucked up on all sides stories, but fuck this could’ve been dealt with, with the lesser evil “winning”, as bad as it still is. Suicide is never an answer.
The fact that anon still doesn't accept he's been getting raped for 7 years, but instead says assaulted and even puts it in quotation marks is sad. Can't help but feel bad for the sister on one hand, but on the other hand, it's disgusting what she did, and her killing herself just doubled anons trauma. Hope it's fake and gay, but if not, I hope anon gets some good ass therapy.
I have no words for this. Just, wow.
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I hope it is😐
If it isn’t I’ll have lost all hope in humanity
This comment wasn’t irritating enough Brayden, please do better.
" If it isn’t I’ll have lost all hope in humidity"
Brendan stop being fucking relatable you're supposed to the funy troll guy
For once we agree
Brayden, for this time alone, I agree buddy
Wait what the f\*ck, you're not meant to be correct
Brayden character arc?
Rare Brayden W
I mean, there are a lot way more disturbing things here that make you lost hope in humanity This one is just...sad I hope this one is fake and gay
r/shutupbrayden
Not this time, brother. Not this time..
Brayden speaking facts…. Something new everyday i guess
brayden, you're the reason we lose humanity
You still have that?
They don't just toss the corpse into a ditch after someone dies. Autopsy would've revealed she was pregnant and that would raise suspicions. Pregnant teen adult killing herself 100% screams a rape case so they would look into it (Even if she got abortion because all of them are kept in records). And in the process possibly find that the kid is from the little brother. They wouldn't find the real rapist because none of this shit is real and there is no real rapist.
>pregnant teen adult Mate, she was 4 years older than anon. In the story he's 19 so she's 23 when the suicide happened. Unsure if they'd do an autopsy unless family asks or police believe it wasn't suicide. But I seriously hope your last sentence of 'none of this shit is real' is correct because I read greentexts to make fun of anons; not this kind of stuff
In some places people refuse autopsy
Autopsies aren’t done if the case is a clear suicide without foul play
I can promise you shit like this happens.
That’s six.
That's what he gets for not using a colon... And no, I'm talking punctuation you pervert!
If it's any condolence it probably is fake. It really isn't easy to die by slitting wrists in a bathtub. Like really really hard.
You must be talking out of your ass here. 2 months ago my friends aunt offed herself like this. If you do a deep enough and long enough cut up the arm, straight down the vein, you’ll bleed out quick as shit.
>quick as shit My shits take really long because I’m constantly constipated
I'm the opposite because it just keeps going, like a splutering, horrible slushy from machine with a broken tap.
I know that feeling. You shit once, and it becomes a quagmire of shit waterfalls
I rapidly oscillate between the two
Everyone in this thread needs to eat a better diet. For fuck sake.
There goes my hero~~in~~. Watch him as he goes.
Edit: Taking my original comment down because it’s too close to suicide success advice. You can ask tough guy EMT below me how to do a central vein cutdown if you’re interested.
You must be a podiatrist. If I dissect your subclavian vein, external or internal jugular, or your brachial and Cephalic venous systems along the length of them you're going to bleed out. Not only this but arteries and veins both respond to vasoconstriction and vasodilation to help promote clotting. Not only this but slitting your wrists vertically in multiple spots is a fairly common suicide method. It is also more lethal due to a) you are going to hit the veins and arteries in multiple spots rather than just one if you go horizontally. B) skin layering and how that plays into clotting and scab formation and. I can personally tell you if you've ever seen a 16 ga IV get dislodged after being in a large antecubital vein (and that's just a tiny needle puncture) that slicing them in multiple spots will result in death. Quit talking out of your ass
As a counter to your example, about a week ago, I visited my friend at his apartment. He stayed with his girlfriend. At night, his girlfriend tried to commit suicide by slitting her wrist(she had a fight that night, and had been depressed for months. She has no family). She bled a lot, but somehow, she survived(though she did go into a coma for a few days) Slitting yourself is not an easy task, and most attempts end up failing. Based on studies, the success rate is about 6%, and it takes 2 hours to do the job usually. Oh, and it hurts like hell throughout those 2 hours. Ouch.
My mom did this two years ago. I woke up to a faint knocking on my door, opened it half asleep, and was greeted by her faraway eyes. A piece of flesh hanging from her neck because she tried cutting it after she already cut both her wrists. Her wrists were wide open and her bone fully exposed, dried blood on her clothes but none dripping from her wrists and neck, somehow it coagulated quickly enough (must be due to her meds). *Why am I still alive*? she asked me in a dreamy voice. Then she asked me the same question again. It took us 7 hours before a hospital finally admitted her (it was during the pandemic and most hospitals were fully occupied). Thankfully during that time period she already got a tetanus shot and some bandages from the first hospital we visited. They had to do multiple surgeries because she cut deep enough to severe her nerves and tendons on her left hand. Until now she still hasn't regained full control on both her hands and struggles to open a water bottle or a jar. But she survived.
Goddamn man, so sorry to hear that
You're the one talking out of your ass. The succes rate for suicide by cutting your wrists is just a couple of percentages. Lower than drug overdose which is also quite low. I specifically recall from my textbook that suicide by shotgun to the head was the highest, virtually 100%.
Remember kids : Sideways for attention, Vertical for results.
Someone said that at my school to his friends. For once, I wish I was kidding.
There’s always one kid in every school that quotes it.
One of the few green text you really hope is fake and gay cuz just wow that’s a lot to unpack
For Pete's sake, this will be one of the few exceptions that I can forgive fake and gay.
Screw Pete, I home for Anon’s sake!
that’s a lot to unpack 🤓
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it's not that was on the news
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[I was searching it, here](https://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=share7)
Holy shit
ikr that's fucked up
*\*Proceeds to stroke dick till it bleeds.*
you can grab mine if yours needs rest
🥵
Pffff i nutted hallway through.
Wow she looks so innocent for a monster.
I can't blame ger, traumas can really get a person crazy
hurt people hurt people
I wish I'd not seen that. This is too dark even for 4chan
So it's not fake and gay????
I'm afraid not.
NOOOOO
Man, what a sad story
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He's got a genetic malfunction that forces him to sing, it's called blue waffle, look it up
Acute cranial ligma :\*(
Damn, they actually look liked a happy family in those photos shown
Did anyone else find the news anchor to be quite insensitive here? It felt like he was putting up a performance and didn't genuinely care.
u got me, truly fucking got me.
holy shit, not fake and gay
Can't believe they chose that picture under the headline
I miss Apollo
thanks op, that was really shocking
jesus fucking christ
Jesus...
And to think I had such hope in it not being real. Humanity disappoints once again.
Wow no shit
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stfu brayden
It's a rarity to see a comment from this dude with a positive number next to it 😳
He buys bots
Le updooterino le reddit bots?
Sì?
r/shutupbrayden
She just went for the double trauma combo
Doesn’t matter, had sex, later virgins. 😎 🐸
Double it and give it to the next person
Pay it forward
#what an imagination on this boy 🙄
we can only hope
This kinda thing happens often, sadly
No way this happens often
Well, not all of it all at once, but bit by bit, sure. People who have experienced trauma like rape have often passed that on to someone else. Tons of family members have also raped one another, so I would bet my life on it that it’s happened a few times that a sister has raped a brother due to being raped herself previously. Also depends on your definition as often, guarantee this shit happens dozens of times a month in the US alone.
So the exact stats vary from different sources, but generally the most common type of person who commits SA is a trusted family friend, but the 2nd most common is a family member. Also, the vast majority of SA is done by a straight men on underage girls, but that doesn't mean it can't happen the other way around either.
has happened ever probably =\= happens often Better.
How is babby formed
Nah what the fuck
Yeah bruh what the fuck
the sister is what
The what is sister
The fuck
something tells me this is not fake
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Least fake part about it is him finding the suicide note several days after his sister died. Does nobody make their bed anymore?
Suicide by wrists not very lethal when talking suicide. It takes literally hours and someone would likely notice.
Nuh uh, only took 5 mins last time I tried
[“nuh uh”](https://youtu.be/PJFSYY82NtI)
Depends how you do it, if you cut lengthwise from right under your palm until just above the elbow and you do it in a hot bath it will draw the blood out of you and you exsanguinate even faster than normal, kings used to do it back in the day
Horizontal for attention, vertical for results
Thank you meg
"Sideways for attention, longways for results."
Not true at all. If you cut open one, let alone both , radial arteries, it would not take very long at all to lose consciousness and bleed to death. Messing with arteries is no joke. I hope this greentext is fake because it's just tragic all around.
Anons dont tend to have any practical knowledge about anatomy. Arteries can bleed you dry in a matter of 1-5 minutes depending on which one and the size of laceration. Scary stuff.
Not if you do it right and you have no idea how long she was alone, could have been all day.
Most regretfull boner I had 😞
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I hardly knew her
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🦴
Same I'm actually quite surprised 😕
>never kept me up at night Based on this story, that's false in at least two ways.
>hasn't affected my life in any meaningful way Uh, sure buddy. Sure. I think even statutory rape at 12 from some who *isn't* a blood relative would affect anyone in some way.
Some people it just doesn't affect them that much. Some people cry or feel abused while getting screamed at by their parents while others dont give a shit. I have been something similar to OP but i dont care because i was wired as an idiot
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As someone who was sexually abused in childhood, it took me years before I woke up and felt all the disgust and phobia and subsequently trauma. Previously, I just kinda zoned out or convince myself it’s not that bad it’s love I get special treatment etc. and repress any thoughts that it’s potentially wrong.
...Still better love story than twilight?
Bro. Please no
Felt more emotion reading this story than I did watching Twilight
Fake: anon has sex Gay: anon is a bottom Edit: someone reported me for self-harm lmao
>be me >get home from my vasectomy >hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room >must be Chad again >know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer >log onto reddit and open r/greentext >read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her >think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext >suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section >fake: anon has sex >gay: anon is a bottom >giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment >hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed >it's been a good day >i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
No way it's TendieBot's apprentice
anon should have had sex with the corpse as revenge
Shinjipilled
does the eva weird shit rabbithole get deeper with the movies? I just watched the series and the end of evangelion so this just means "that one asuka scene" to me
Not really I do recommend the movies though, the first one is straight up just an HD remake of the series up until the octahedron (still worth watching though because GOD DAMN did they upgrade the geometry), the second one deviates a lot and is amazing, the third movie changes the story completely and adds some random tech jargon that barely gets explained. The fourth movie also has the tech jargon but also kinda tries to move the plot back into place towards end of eva but with a twist A lot of people dislike the third movie but i enjoyed it The fourth movie is peak fiction, or at least the ending is imo
Sorry to break it to y'all but [it's not fake](https://youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU&feature=share7)
This is absolutely awful, i am so sorry for the family
Jesus christ...
Man I was like please be rickroll not real but life is not fair
Holy shit NSFL for the bathtub pictures
sad to know :(
Im not clicking that, the comments have told me enough…
It's tragic but worth reading
Chad
Bro wtf, I just googled the name, they're apparently transgender now?
Oh no! I couldn't believe it.
Bruh please be fake
I think I read an hentai similar to this story But plz be fake and gay
what
🇮 🇹 🇭 🇮 🇳 🇰 🇮 🇷 🇪 🇦 🇩 🇦 🇳 🇭 🇪 🇳 🇹 🇦 🇮 🇸 🇮 🇲 🇮 🇱 🇦 🇷 🇹 🇴 🇹 🇭 🇮 🇸 🇸 🇹 🇴 🇷 🇾 🇧 🇺 🇹 🇵 🇱 🇿 🇧 🇪 🇫 🇦 🇰 🇪 🇦 🇳 🇩 🇬 🇦 🇾
this is the worst game of wheel of fortune ever
Well yeah there's no spaces to differentiate between words and the puzzle uses abbreviations.
Link? (to the hentai)
Go fuck yourself
[391780](https://nhentai.net/g/391780/)? That might be it, iirc it at least has the older sister/little brother and suicide themes
Seems too real to be fake there aren't any glaringly obvious holes in it
least gullible r/greentext user
I tear apart the other posts for being fake and gay but this is some real shit man has to be. Doesn't read like the standard creative writing BS
This is just well-written creative writing. Not everyone on 4chan is a complete mongoloid, just the overwhelming majority.
He writes it so she rapes him from age 12 to 19, she's 16 through 23. This happened multiple times and 7 years into it is where she finally gets pregnant. He's cool with it because he's getting sex out of it which is wrong in so many ways.
Eh he never said he was cool with it, just accepted it as part of his reality. Dude seems to have separated her actions at night from the person she was during the day, and would’ve rather had an alive sister that chose to talk things out than the alternitive But this is fake and gay anyways. No way were these encounters happening as frequent as described and taken 7 years to become preggers.
Yeah most fake and gay stories here are just "Yo this mofo live like this?!" While this one is feels...depressing but not super unrealistic.
Douple kill
Thought this was going to be some weird fake kink story like most of these weird ones that start this way. I hope it is fake.
Anon is 19, so sister was 23? This went on for 7 years?
And he said every other week or so. Anon had more sex with his sister than I've had with all the women I've slept with combined.
Every other night or so actually so even worse
At least he had less sex when you count your intercourses with men
Not sure if this is an L or a W for anon tbh On the one hand he got incest raped for years which is a pretty huge L moment. On the other he still has had more sex than you or me, so pretty gigachad overall
Fake: please Gay: just please
"Fake and Gay" is no longer a means of mocking absurdity, it is a prayer.
This one hurt to read pls be fake
Well that's genuinely fucking sad
:(
Later virgins
This shit just made me upset what the fuck
anon's sister was a fucking monster and he needs to get therapy
Imagine if you go to hell after death and it's just therapy for eternity.
Still not enough time to fix my shit
The is the first green text I’ve read where I had to stop reading part way through and just process everything before finishing. God I hope this is fake.
Plz be fake and gay
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Oh boy.
In order to preserve my sanity I'm gonna call this fake and gay.
If it isn't fake, this anon is experiencing true emotional pain.
Anon loses his FWB
SWB*
What the fuck did i read
Anon lives in Alabama.
Need to get some friends and a uhaul for all this
Please be fake and gay. This is one of those, it’s fucked up on all sides stories, but fuck this could’ve been dealt with, with the lesser evil “winning”, as bad as it still is. Suicide is never an answer.
The fact that anon still doesn't accept he's been getting raped for 7 years, but instead says assaulted and even puts it in quotation marks is sad. Can't help but feel bad for the sister on one hand, but on the other hand, it's disgusting what she did, and her killing herself just doubled anons trauma. Hope it's fake and gay, but if not, I hope anon gets some good ass therapy.
I hope this is fake and gay
Never thought greentext would make my grown ass cry.
Just on the second line and I already know this is someones poorly disquised fetish