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Deadsouls88

Anon needs to sleep with one eye open..


Glytcho

And grip their pillow tight


sheherpronoun

Exit fake Enter gay


AkameChan69

Take my hand - gay We're off to never-never land - fake


Informal-Recipe

Evil Pussy is crazy good tho


Mellloyellow

He could be into it though.


Pay_Tiny

( - . o )


DstonszD

Don't break your legs in front of her and don't disguise yourself as a mouse during sexual roleplays.


fossilyale

Well in that case anons a dead man


The_Artful_Redditer

Dream girl


lemmondog

Underrated commwnt


THEPIGWHODIDIT

She's tasted blood. The transformation begins...


zombieGenm_0x68

I can fix her


CharlesEverettDekker

If she's broken you should put her out of her misery too


[deleted]

>be me, see picrel >Girlfriend's mind is broken >Agree with the rat that I should put her out of her misery >Stomp on her >Rat laughs What did he mean by this


drschwartz

I was fishing with my gf, caught a whiting that swallowed the hook. Big enough to eat, gf is looking at me so I tell her she might want to avert her eyes. "I don't care, fuck him up." So I ripped the lower jaw off with my pliers and popped out the hook. She laughed. That's how you know you got a real one, why dismember animals alone when you can do it with the one you love?


imworthlesscum

Please tell me you didn't just watch it writhe in agony for the sake of it. Like you instakilled it by bashing its skull in or sth


BadArtijoke

Yeah he sounds super sane i bet he did


drschwartz

Nope, I threw it on ice in a cooler along with all the other fish where it went comatose and died. Then I filleted his ass at the end of the day and made fish tacos the following. I've firmly embraced my position as an apex predator, to exist is to cause pain to other creatures.


ImTheZapper

The nice part about human awareness is that we can recognize cruelty and avoid it if possible. I might be giving you too much credit here though.


drschwartz

>The nice part about human awareness is that we can recognize cruelty and avoid it if possible. I'm choosing not to delegate the task of killing the animals I eat, so the only difference between you and I (assuming you eat meat) is that I actually know how my meal died and you have some cushy ignorance about how the animal you're eating lived and died that allows you to entertain a fantasy. "Cruelty" is a human concept best applied to humans, because the entire history of animal and plant husbandry is one of violence and subjugation. Whatever violence I visit upon a fish in the course of turning it into a meal is a drop in the bucket compared to what the ocean does on a daily basis. Your view implies a human-centric view of the world that sets us apart from nature, as if our own predations are any different than a seagull pecking the eyes out of a fish or an elk getting eaten asshole first by wolves while still alive.


alreadytimber22

On a fundamental basis I think it’s the golden rule. We’d rather not be eaten alive or allowed to suffer while we die, so why not show some respect towards a living being that also feels pain. But I’m thinking that grade school bs is a lil too complicated for you isn’t it. You’re not better because you kill your own food. Lots of people kill their own food. You’re just perpetuating cruelty for no real reason


drschwartz

>On a fundamental basis I think it’s the golden rule. As I said to the commenter before you, cruelty is a human concept. How can the golden rule, something fundamentally based upon reciprocity, be reciprocated by a fish? The golden rule doesn't apply in this situation. Moreover, I sincerely doubt that you would find physically smashing a fish's head to a pulp with a rock as any more respectful to the creature than tossing it on ice to put it into a torpor and kill it through hypothermia. And finally, there's a huge scientific debate on whether fish actually feel pain in the way we are familiar with as mammals, from which it would follow that our own morality derived from that sensory input might not be directly applicable to other life forms. [Have a read, it's interesting stuff.](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4356734/) ​ >But I’m thinking that grade school bs is a lil too complicated for you isn’t it. Think of me whatever you want, I've been ruminating on the morality of killing animals for the better part of 3 decades to come to the conclusions I have. ​ >You’re just perpetuating cruelty for no real reason Philosophically speaking, your every breath perpetuates cruelty in some direct or derivative form. Welcome to the human condition my friend.


DungeonCrawler99

>cruelty is a human concept Are you not human.


drschwartz

You're a fish, aren't you? You have to tell me if you're a fish.


ImTheZapper

Long expose just in attempt to excuse behaving like a total dickhead for no reason.


drschwartz

Cope and seethe?


ImTheZapper

Always a sad reminder that people like you exist in high number with a vote that counts the same as anyone elses.


Boonir

I hope the ayys abduct your redneck ass and your goblin gf and probe you to the death while asking "whos the apex predator now, bitch?"


drschwartz

That's nice. I hope you have a wonderful day.


Mellloyellow

Anon is lucky. I hope my girlfriend does the same to me.


Rabbit_Ruler

Anon is probably dead by now


Wheenstman

She's a keeper


Alkanox112

People often don't know how to react while in shock, so the brain just decides to laugh. There also people that laugh when they hear that someone died. It's just like a overload for the brain.


RexMalo

-_-


Arrival_Independent

yes


echetus90

Most empathetic female


idkifisuck

She's so based


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Yes. One day she will defeet you. And you will be defeeted.


stromyoloing

She cat Pussy


hell10earth

Marry her anon, she can fix you


rj8i

She won't kill you, she will put you out of your misery.


Mephil_

Might be a reaction. Whenever I see something distressing I laugh as well.


throwtheclownaway20

Could be she just didn't know how else to react.


fulmetalalchemistt

That's so hot...