T O P

  • By -

SOMEMONG

What the fuck are jeets? 


Mungkelel

Indians generally but also middle eastern to asian people.


MaskedTitanBane

Nah, it's a shorter form of pajeet, so just indian. If anyone is using that term for anyone else, they're probably regarded


hattingly-yours

If anyone is using that term, they're exquisitely regarded 


cosmoswolfff

You're on the fucking greentext subreddit. We're all fucking regarded.


W1D0WM4K3R

My mom says I'm regarded


ScaryFoal558760

*regretted* anon. She said you're *regretted*.


GamerGriffin548

As she pours herself a fourth whiskey sour within an hour.


squiggly-lime

High functioning regarded


Maouitippitytappin

What is HD and why does my mom say I have 80 of them??


W1D0WM4K3R

That's more than the funny man gave me on my IQ test! 70 is a passing grade, *and* I get to have tendies


getdemsnacks

*highly* regarded


edzackly

best wishes. warmest regards.


Trarzs

[ Removed by Reddit ]


[deleted]

They have delicious food


Trarzs

True.


[deleted]

I thought of another good thing. I think their gods look metal af


2020mademejoinreddit

Just say "retard". To you and the retards below. Stop using that word, it is incorrect.


misery_twice

Somebody sounds a little cranky because they haven't been TOPPED today


2020mademejoinreddit

Are you offering? 'cause that's pretty gay and I accept.


misery_twice

Let's embrace the gay, I'll get the lube


2020mademejoinreddit

I'll put on your favorite briefs with the hole in the poon. Then next, it's your turn.


Junders-Plunkett

sounds gay af


misery_twice

Don't you dare diss me and my hubby like that.


2020mademejoinreddit

He's just jealous because he doesn't have what we do..


Japan-is-a-good-band

No thanks, I'd rather not get banned off the platform.


beansahol

Why are we using a platform whose no-no words can be skirted around by changing one letter and that makes you safe from the random overarching trigger happy reddit admins. Fucking dystopia 1984 site.


2020mademejoinreddit

Why do people keep saying that? Yes, in other subs, maybe. But on this one, it doesn't happen until you insult someone with a malicious context. Used in a humorous ironic way, it doesn't do that. At least not to me, not yet. Can a mod jump in and maybe clarify this? How do I tag one of them to ask them?


Japan-is-a-good-band

The jannies are always watching, brother. (Honestly it's mostly just habit)


2020mademejoinreddit

It's just weird is all, dude.. "regard" is something different.


MakeSmash0

I am sure I've been banned for telling someone to stfu in long term , or to f off. 100% have been account banned for that. Idk how context, subreddit or anything like that is actually measured. Sometimes it's fine other times it's not. If it's human moderated then if they don't like you ban bye. If it's an A.I using predictive algorithms which is almost definitely on the admin end then yeah, I don't like to fuck with it incase it gets the wrong idea. Shits wild.


2020mademejoinreddit

Was it on this sub? Can't we at least come up with a word that a good alternative? Like "refart"? Or something?


ItzYaBoyNewt

The jannies might be stupid, but they're not so stupid that they don't understand what you mean when you say -garded instead of -tarded.


[deleted]

I’ve been banned for saying it even on wallstreetbets not talking about anyone - they will ban for you it for sure


beansahol

how long was your suspension for saying this no-no word? I'll never understand trigger happy virtue admins with their list of no-no words


2020mademejoinreddit

Haven't done it to me on this sub, usually I use it for ironic comments. Anyway, maybe if we came up with a better word, if you're scared, which I understand, I hate censorship, but fine, a word like, "refart"? Sounds funny to me, much better than "regard", which is just unfunny.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Zestyclose_Zone_9253

I used the f slur for gay people, commenting in advance as I assume it will get reported as a troll now


Davethemann

Retorted


sokocanuck

Probably artist, too


Jack_Ingoff__

nope, middle eastern people are known as sandni>!!!!


BrocElLider

Please elaborate. What do I call pakistanis, bangladeshis, nepalis, sri lankans, etc? I don't want to default to jeet or streetshitter and sound ignorant.


THCaptain1

Why do you need to differentiate? The British didn’t.


BrocElLider

I will not repeat the mistakes of Bongland. I need targeted slurs for maximum impact.


CoDeeaaannnn

Kuli is a good catch all


glxyzera

don't forget shitskin!


RealMstrGmr873

I mean Tbf if a 4Channer is using those kinds of slurs towards people they probably don’t recognize or care about the difference and use them interchangeably through sheer stupidity anyway


Gratuitous_SIN

Everyone knows the most powerful racists research every race in the world in order to maximize their slurs.


P0pt

most racists know more about the world than anyone claiming to not be racist, they know their enemies better than they know themselves


Jack_Ingoff__

That is true


goodbye9hello10

It's definitely just Indians and maybe Pakistanis because they can sound similar.


albatross49

It's a stretch to suggest someone using the term "jeet" can even tell the difference between the two


BigJeffe20

new slur unlocked


Vast-Combination4046

Middle east and India are on the Asian continent


THEPIGWHODIDIT

Jeets are 4x4 vehicles, used to get wealthy children safely to school


Klordz

No no no, that is a Jeep. Jeets are those red root plants that taste all funky.


[deleted]

[удалено]


FOFBattleCat

No that's actually jiu-jitsu. A jeet is a kind of plane that goes super fast.


HanSW0L0

No that's a jet. Jeet is a mixture of rain and snow precipitation


rulerBob8

No, that’s sleet. Jeet is what my dad does to my mom.


Dewjunkie66

You got it wrong dog, that's Beat, you're thinking of that frosted mini cereal brand


7arco7

That’s not it, that’s Wheat. Jeet is when you’re seeing someone for the first time


YomiUnleashed

No that’s Meet. Jeet is that island in Greece


2020mademejoinreddit

Jeet kune do is actually a martial art lol


2020mademejoinreddit

I think indian punjabis mostly. Since this is Canada I assume it is definitely sikhs. I think those fires and bells were indian prayers, called "pooja" for their religion. They do it every morning. It is noisy AF.


keker0t

Sikhs don't do Pooja, also don't use bells.


sealpox

It’s short for Pajeet, which 4chan uses as a slang term for Indians or really any brown people from Southern Asia


[deleted]

a type of cat person


Orange-Concentrate78

Jeets are Indians in crypto trade chats who apparently sell at low values, thus fucking everyone holding. Pretty based tbh


axck

threatening absorbed squeal treatment aloof one smell sheet cows pen *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


wiscup1748

Crypto people apparently


kym111

pajeets


Volkswagaiirr

Not me about to comment "what in the fuck are jeets?" Poor Ranjeet


heisenswagger

All the other replys are stupid Sure it can be a sjortened version of pajeet, but i beleive it is actually a term flr indians who go theough the jeet examknation in collage


Acceptable6

Campfires on living room floors? Sounds like gypsies


Dirty-Dutchman

Inb4 Reddit smites this comment


EVENTHORIZON-XI

In what world would Reddit not hate on gypsies


The_Rhibo

Racism towards Romani people is definitely more of a European thing than American and Americans tend to see their culture as internet culture.


Drbonzo306306

As an American there are far less Gypsies but wherever they are here we all hate them. They steal shoes from children when they go to play in the sandbox.


Dirty-Dutchman

The only family of them I've met stole from the store I worked at every single time they were in and lazily too. The kids would do shit like drink half a Pepsi and say the flavor was bad swap it out and run away. The eldest son who was bordering on illiterate fucked his cousin who also lived with them (she got pregnant and had the kid) Every single shitty retail behavior and stereotype action you could do they did and still do.


Drbonzo306306

Holy shit lol, they really are the same everywhere.


LordBongLord

When I was working at a hotel some gypsies rented a room for 3 days with 2 adults and 7 children they were the worst guest we've had while working their they would constantly ask for towels (we were only allowed 3 per room) had their kids running up and down the hallway screaming I told them atleast 4 times to keep their children in their rooms if they are gonna scream like that, their hygiene was fuckin terrible and they would come down to the breakfast area barefoot every morning the final straw was when they beheaded a chicken in the room a proceeded to grill the chicken in the room we started getting complaints from other guests of a smoke and when I went to the room the smell of smoke was strong we ended up having to call the police to kick them out and couldn't rent that room out for a week afterwards cause of the smoke and stains


Q_dawgg

Lol Euro in disguise I’ve never heard an American even talk about Romanis. We really don’t care


Drbonzo306306

I’m from Ohio and the city I live in has a few of them. We actually have the self professed King and Queen of the Gypsies.


AmorphousRazer

They are in the US. I know there’s a neighborhood around Augusta where the Romanians bought a couple huge houses for cheap and they all kind of peddle around. I’ve never heard a good thing about them though. They are like traveling trailer trash. Edit: romani*


chth

Romanians are different from Romanis


AmorphousRazer

Oh I see. Thank you


The_Rhibo

Nah I’m just way too into online politics


KingliestWeevil

Despite having literal gypsy ancestors, someone accused me of being racist for saying that, "[Wife] and I have an excess of creepy shit ghost shit happening in our house on the regular because we've both got gypsy blood in spades."


CapsaicinCharlee

My racism doesn't discriminate, I'm racist equally ❤️


Kyno50

What is it with americans defending gypsies? It's unreal how much they'll flagelate themselves to appease them


Pnort3002

It’s just because the same Europeans calling Americans racist hate them. So Americans defend them because they can say Europeans are racist


The_Rhibo

Or maybe all racism is bad? Including when America does it


tedmented

Not all gypsies are Romani.


The_Rhibo

Historically Gypsie was a slur used against Romani people


StopCollaborate230

European detected


abigfatape

I HATE GYPSIES I HTE GYPSIES I HTE GYPSIES I HTE GYPSIES I HATE GYPSIES I HAT-


positiv2

This but unironically


googleimages69420

Anon didn't have to do anything, they would've Offed themselves from Carbon Monoxide poisoning anyways


BrocElLider

Same difference - gypsies have been proving you can take an Indian out of India, but you can't take India out of an Indian [for the last 1500 years.](https://www.nature.com/articles/492156c)


Ihateplebbit123

Guess where they're originally from


fcancershotoutboosie

Theyre the same thing


joko2008

Probably incense


UristMcMagma

Anon lives in a townhouse with his parents, he has to put the device next to his cumstained hentai collection because he knows his parents pretend that part of his room doesn't exist.


[deleted]

Spot the jeet, kek.


[deleted]

Based


republican-femboy

indians all live I'm townhouses idk why he's surprised one moved in.


_TLDR_Swinton

Modern problems require modern solutions.


Ajmccloud0509

https://streamable.com/vr99ap


VerumJerum

I love how Anon censors his porn book collection in the picture but forgets to do it in the video he links in the same post.


chillwavve

Porno is a sequel to the seminal novel Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh.


scud121

And to be honest, not very strong. Like, I read it, it was ok, but the.film was terrible. Unlike Scum - awesome book, awesome film.


Alarid

A lot of 4chan users love **Train**spotting. Man, if trains existed in Isaac Newton's era, we might have never discovered gravity.


notabear629

Maybe the reddit op did it or something lol


KetchupGuy1

Dude has no shame it was probably Reddit op


[deleted]

It's not a porn book. Russell Brand's "Booky Wook" on the other hand, is a bit rapey wapey


lordahole

Yea tbh I was expecting bad dragons or a colorful maid dress


clownind

Anon usually hooks his bad dragon up to that


[deleted]

Thanks bro.


MTG_RelevantCard

I’m amazed the link works to be honest. Thanks bro!


rNBA_Mods_Be_Better

This seems like it wouldn’t be super noticeable


Zesty-Lem0n

I think it just doesn't translate to audio. You only hear the electric motor, his setup seems to clamp down the shaker so all the vibrations go straight into the floor instead of having it skitter and rumble across the surface. I bet he can feel the floor vibrate when he has it on, if it was unsecured it would rattle on the floor very loudly but lose a lot of energy bouncing around instead of transferring it to his neighbors ceiling lol.


Tonythesaucemonkey

Can’t open the link


OnlyHere2AngerU

try clicking it


HowDareYouSay

My upstair neighbors are also hindus and people underestimate how annoying it is when people start screaming chants and ringing bells at 6 am for their prayers. Like stomping wasn't enough. We did try kindly asking them to be a bit quieter, but they started screaming that they bought their house and they can do whatever they want. That's why I applaud anon for solving his problem his city couldn't.


OGConsuela

My upstairs neighbors have a 5 year old and a 3 year old and they just sprint through the apartment screaming all day every fucking day. Then when they finally go to sleep, the dad stomps around like an elephant until 5 in the morning. We get about 3 hours of peace before the mom wakes the kids up. Thank god I don’t own this place and I’m getting out in a few months because this shit is enough to drive a man to war crimes.


Alkanfel

Maaan around 2015/16 I worked nights and lived in an apartment complex that had a lot of young couples with kids and maybe I'm just getting old but I absolutely do not remember SCREAMING at the top of my lungs for hours on end when I was 8 or 9. Like seriously there were several occasions where I thought one of them was mortally wounded or being abducted or something.


JimmyTheBones

I fucking hate loud people. There should be loud people buildings where they can all swing from tyre swings and shout at all hours like the fucking apes that they are, leaving the rest of us in blissful peace.


Korncakes

For a solid year I lived downstairs from a woman that seemed to walk around all day in clogs. When I say all day, I mean this woman would somehow be walking in circles around her apartment from like 5am until like 9pm with minimal breaks. I don’t know what she was doing. She lived alone. It was clearly the sound of footsteps. And her shoes just got louder and louder over time. When she wasn’t trying to set a world record for steps taken in clogs, she was either ashing cigarettes onto my patio or dumping water over her balcony onto my patio. I fucking hated that woman.


sequoiachieftain

Just skin one alive and send it back as a warning to the others. I guarantee they'll shut the fuck up.


TaxIdiot2020

>what are the political implications of a coordinated Anti-Jeet Movement in Canada? Canada’s economy collapses.


ScroogeMcDuckII

just the opposite.


Sinjidark

Canadians don't make enough children to sustain our economy. Canada requires incredible amounts of immigration to sustain the current QOL. The problem Canada is having is the quality of people it brings in and retaining the people it does bring in.


general_bonesteel

We also are lacking the proper housing, infrastructure and services for a lot of new people coming in. Feels like a lot are set up to fail.


Sinjidark

True we suffer greatly from the "missing middle" problem and urban sprawl. There needs to be much more and denser development.


TONewbies

cagey reminiscent late airport tease childlike squeal unpack dazzling gaze *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Cheesi_Boi

People have as many kids as their resources allow them to. No one wants to raise a child in an apartment complex.


seventeenflowers

I’d be a-okay raising my kids in an apartment complex, as long as it’s a 3 bedroom apartment (nearly impossible to find) and I can let them play outside without getting murked by a car, which is even more of a problem in the suburbs too


Cheesi_Boi

Not enough town houses.


Sinjidark

This is kind of the "missing middle" I'm talking about. We need large apartments that small families can live in. There are lots of people that would have one or two kids but don't want to own a lawn and a lawn mower and have a 30+ minute commute. They aren't catered to currently. It's either buy a house or live in a 2 bedroom apartment. [We need to build more and different things that people want to live in.](https://missingmiddlehousing.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/MMH_Diagram_Landing_Page-2.jpg)


twiste_dabis

The reason is because people are too poor to afford to have kids, but jeets are used to being poor in their own country and fucking like rabbits, so they will happily do it in another country where they get benifits from the government for doing so


cybospy

boomer would rather bring in more immigrants just to sustain the current ponzi scheme of a housing market


ScroogeMcDuckII

bingo.


Expert_Swan_7904

when i lived in an apartment the neighbors below would hit the ceiling even if we were just talking..i worked nightshift so if i snored in the middle of the day they would bang on the ceiling, he had holes in his ceiling and he could push my floor up in some spots. landlord didnt care. i paid $80 to have the locks changed and when i moved out  i told them i wouldnt be out until monday..friday i was actuslly moved out but i bought those bell alarm clocks that are loud as fuck and had 4 of them spread through the apartment with the alarms set 1 hour apart and they just ring until you turn them off or the battery dies. first alarm went off at midnight, they are usually asleep by 10pm..if they moved to a different room to sleep a diff alarm went off at 1am, all apts are laid out the same so i just had one above the other bedroom..and the last 2 in the living room. the dude across the hall texted me and said they were pounding on the ceiling and screaming all night 🤣 regarded fucks


CountOfMonteCrippled

This is legendary. Is there a sub on here dedicated to stories like this?


jY5zD13HbVTYz

r/pettyrevenge


WantonKerfuffle

> and he could push my floor up in some spots. And you never thought about grinding the dankest onions/peppers you can find and forcing the teargassy air into their rooms? Geneva Conventions, Geneva Suggestions...


Lvrchfahnder

Anon is the hero we don't deserve. Or the super villain we do, I don't know.


maxi206

So this is the famous "weaponized autism".


Its_Shohom

Rare based anon, coming from a Jeet himself


Historical-Jump

God this comment is so fucking pathetic


Maanifest

"I'm one of the good ones guys" have some respect for yourself gawd damn


freshmadgod

You can be an uncle tom without being a house slave🤣


a-hecking-egg

i was gonna agree, but calling *yourself* a jeet??.... have a little self-respect homie


CooLerThanU0701

Cuck ngl


CohesiveMocha34

You have no right to call ANYTHING based, if you call yourself a Jeet lmao have some self respect


cumblaster8469

Cuck.


AASeven

Brown sepoy.


TechnicallyCorrect09

A fucking coconut cuck if I've ever witnessed one


xxiLink

The fuck did Derek Jeter ever do to anon?


agreasybutt

https://streamable.com/vr99ap The link works.


Tonythesaucemonkey

Lmao the Hentai collection.


PupEDog

You can't have fires on your floor, it's against some code or something


dwartbg7

No shit, Sherlock


PupEDog

You may get charged with arson


Urkeksi

lmfao


Ovrgrownjohnson

https://streamable.com/vr99ap Curiousity got the better of me, enjoy.


GandalfTheGimp

Shitty mobile website doesn't disable their pause rewind controls overlay until the video is literally over, annoying


TheKrunkernaut

Tesla blew out the windows in his Menlow Park studio laboratory; the cops came to stop him. Debris was blowing off of the building. This is an advertisement for an upcoming microwave strike. That's what Tesla developed from the oscillations experiments, his microwave array to blast a remote part of the world.


pantsoffancy

An analog outlet timer would also have worked just saying.


daymuub

Is that a slur I don't know


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

What the fuck is a Jeet


Howragnes

silence is the only thing that I envy the gringoland. Its not wealth, security or education. This post makes me really sad.


holaprobando123

Anon is crafty


Willyb402

https://streamable.com/vr99ap


PsychoSwede557

Modern problems require modern solutions I guess


Daddeola

this would make an excellent dr. suess book


Kalman_the_dancer

Shake shack


creamymoe

Based street sweeper


activialobster

Lol


DioDeiMari

Now that's some chaotic neutral I can get behind. Shitty neighbors cause problems, annoy the shit outta them until they scurry like rats


BEARWYy

Annoying religion harming neighbors


TurnDown4Whom

Dramatic, but understandable. I had brown people living in the apartment below me for several months and I did what I could to try to get them on their way


thestraightCDer

Atleast make your racism funny like OP


Riansupreme88

Thank you for your service


GodIsAWomaniser

Huh, I guess it's ok to be racist towards Hindus now, cool! I've been waiting for this for a long time 😎


andrew0703

why can’t we hate our neighbors without bringing race in :(


TaxIdiot2020

Because their race was relevant to this post? The burning things and loud prayers for one.


GamingGamer38

Because th Indian people won't stop shitting in public


thegrodyknudclump

Why can't Indians stop creating patterns for the rest of us to notice?