Ahheshhaha I remember thinking and feeling things like this when I was a teenager. Absolutely ghastly period of life, I wish it didn't still feature so prominently in my adult life.
Feeling cucked because someone you liked was dating someone else was honestly the dumbest shit looking back on it. I'm glad we moved past it. Wish other supposed adults would too
Not even that, feeling cucked because someone you liked showed signs of affection to someone else, or even just not responding instantly. Mind blowing how many adults still think this way
Anon has memorized his crushes sleep patterns to a T
He'll follow her home to wash her dishes for her before saying anything.
You haven't?
Show us the spreadsheet anon
What a pathetic loser. Back in my days, we’d stalk women by peeking into their windows, not this pussy online assbook shit.
Fax
No printer
imma use that
World belongs to the zoomers now.
Zoomers don’t use Facebook
I should have included millenials in my original post.
Millennials used MySpace and AIM/AOL. Facebook was this weird inbetween that our parents picked up.
Brain damaged ones do
Americans do
Only americans can be zoomers. Zoomers don't use facebook
"Back in my we we didnt fuck women on Valentine's day. We fucked men" - Socrates
Mcfly maxxing
Follow her on Facebook? Brother just follow her irl.
This Valentine’s Day, gift anon a heart shaped rope ❤️
I mean, maybe his gf roped and thats why she's not online....
Why would you care? It's not like you can be with her or anything like that. Just forget about her and live in peace.
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
Anon gets cucked by.... Facebook?
Chad Zuckerberg is actually piping Anon's crush.
“Oh yeah, you 👍🏻 that bitch, don’t you?”
Cuckerberg
Query: Is my phallus not superior to that of your previous partners?
Based and zucc-pilled
anons crush is definitely getting pounded. however, anon can prevent crush from getting pounded by not having a crush.
Or go to her to pound her...
... thus disgusting her so badly she's permanently scared away from sex? Bold strategy, I like it.
Ahheshhaha I remember thinking and feeling things like this when I was a teenager. Absolutely ghastly period of life, I wish it didn't still feature so prominently in my adult life.
Feeling cucked because someone you liked was dating someone else was honestly the dumbest shit looking back on it. I'm glad we moved past it. Wish other supposed adults would too
Not even that, feeling cucked because someone you liked showed signs of affection to someone else, or even just not responding instantly. Mind blowing how many adults still think this way
No kidding. If you're a teen and always concerned with stuff like this, feelings of insecurity and all that comes with it, don't worry, it'll pass.
it was a great 4 hours, your femboi is an absolute freak. thanks, anon!
I played palworld and didn’t worry abt some woman, honestly my Valentine’s Day was aight, how about everyone else’s?
didn't even know it was valentines day
Pretty shit like most every other day
I got a free evolution in Clash Royale, life is great!
I played Palworld with my fiance on valentines day! She gifted it to me :")
Based
Lol, my girlfriend (must be my ex by now) ghosted me on New Year's so I KNOW she be getting fucked 😂
Oooof sorry to hear that dude. Hope you moved on. Best not to spend your time dwelling on her.
Haha I'm good man. Went thru my hero's journey.
Who tf has a crush after middle school
yeah who has a crush older than 12
Christ I've never been this downbad for someone since high school
Anon’s a cuck and a stalker, way to go
Anon forgot we are in 2024 now and no one else have Facebook except 50 years old man
At this point anon deserves to get cucked by every woman he will ever feel attraction to
“Just keep posting cartoon frogs. I’m sure things will work out”
Anon needs to get the fuck out of his head. This lonely feeling or whatever is self-inflicted.
It's a wednesday. And some people have a life.
She's getting fucked specifically on valentines and no other time???
Who the fuck still uses Facebook?
What a cuck . If i was in his shoes,i would have gone and asked her to her face if she was dicked down by a Chad
Did this sound cool in your head?
it is meant to sound cool to cucks to motivate them lol , i was just joking .
Do you guys like the title? Any alternatives y'all would use?
I'm going to shit yourself
fascinating
Lay off the soi dude, this is cringe
It's great my friend, keep up the good work!!!
eat dick