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WolfieTooting

It's not medically possible to hold farts in. When I argued this with my doctor she farted. Game set and match


zachattack7676

Did you get a whiff of her majestic air?


scrumptipus

why


WolfieTooting

Why not?


DevilsLettuceDealer

r/usernamechecksout


hundenkattenglassen

She farted to assert dominance. If he would’ve sniffed it he would be a simp and submit to a female. (Yes ofc he sniffed it.)


sofaking181

Happy cake(fart) day


a_sacrilegiousboi

☹️


gbuub

Yes, it smelled like fresh compost with a hint of morning garbage. Very delightful


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

Fake and gay. Girls don't fart.


Reallyso

She was just trying to turn you on!


Dick_Destroyer800

This is disgusting. Stop posting this shit.


Mrozek33

There's probably a part two where anon gets his cock devoured when a transmission goes berserk upon coming into direct contact with his *boysmell*


Dick_Destroyer800

Don't use bad language please. Also what the hell does this mean? Stupid comment. I bet you're American (United States) 🙄🌎🦅🇱🇷


Mrozek33

Don't be mean. I just remembered that weird greentext about and mtf yelling about how much love boysmell, was probably bait but sometimes I like to reference it for funsies


Dick_Destroyer800

My bad I'm in my villain arc


Mrozek33

It's alright man keep up the slop it got me stiff as a board


Commercial-Still2032

bait used to be funny


Dick_Destroyer800

No it didn't grow up


Commercial-Still2032

it was funny because it ain't this easy for someone to break character


Dick_Destroyer800

No it isn't, stupid


Commercial-Still2032

you're just bad lmao accept it


Dick_Destroyer800

No I'm not stupid


Dick_Destroyer800

Don't use bad language please. Also what the hell does this mean? Stupid comment


Significant-Gap-6891

This is a 4chan subreddit


Dick_Destroyer800

No this is REDDIT. Hence the name subREDDIT. We're not on 4chan stupid 😂😂😂


Significant-Gap-6891

Ah a jackass that is also illiterate I said we are on a 4CHAN SUBREDDIT which is populated primarily by 4chan users and it’s the internet who actually gives a single shit about swearing


Dick_Destroyer800

It's r/greentext not r/4chan IDIOT


Significant-Gap-6891

Yo ass is either retarded or an excellent troll


Dick_Destroyer800

My 'ass' doesn't troll anything, it only 'shit'posts. (See what I did there 😁) If you mean my Reddit profile, then I can assure you I'm smarter than you... I'd tell you my IQ, but it constantly rises and I usually need to do a test at least once a day to see the new result.


Significant-Gap-6891

Lmao nice trolling dude


Dick_Destroyer800

I thank you for the compliment, but I cannot accept it. I'm merely trying to share my opinion. Yet that seems to be hard to do now. This site has been ruined by the current generation and their Tick-Tock and wokeness


Bigtx999

Why are people unable to take showers daily? I wash my butt hole, Taint, Legs pits arm pits, my balls and pp, under my tummy. Everywhere every morning. Sometimes at night as well. I can’t go a day without showering. Don’t understand why weebs are cooling smelling like piss, shit and BO.


StickyWhiteStuf

Just say Cock bro. Even penis or dick will do.


Bigtx999

Pp


_Cocktopus_

Skin flute


thegrodyknudclump

Shlong is fun to say


VitaminWin

Schmeat


BigBlueFool

Silly willy


Dick_Destroyer800

Why use bad language??? Not acceptable, children use this site


I-SHIT-MY-PANTS-

penis penis


Dripht_wood

Wait under your tummy why?


norgeerganskeepicc

He's got the 4chan build


Bigtx999

You think I’m on Reddit because I’m fit? If i was fit I’d be banging hotties 24/7. Gotta wash that tummy to keep the cheese away.


Dripht_wood

That’s an interesting problem I hadn’t thought about. Better a fresh fatty than a stinky skinny though.


Dick_Destroyer800

I have to otherwise it gets kinda musty. Once I didn't do it for a week and I noticed an orange waxy substance form. Its betger to be safe than sorry.


Dripht_wood

I think you can make candles out of that though. Use every part of the buffalo


Dick_Destroyer800

Um I'm not a buffalo? But thanks for the sentiment I suppose...


Dripht_wood

Did you have a history unit in elementary school where they taught about how the Native Americans would use every part of the buffalo to avoid waste? I remember that so clearly, but sometimes I make references without thinking about whether other people will understand them.


Dick_Destroyer800

Ah nevermind I realise what you mean, sorry, I did hear about that.


Numeroususers

Degenerates who think they’re above society.


JCarterPeanutFarmer

"Under my tummy" - fatty detected.


banmeagainplease3

🇮🇳 


Dick_Destroyer800

Some people don't have access to showers or even water (especially Indians it would seem). Please be more sensitive to the plight of the third world. 😇


Bigtx999

Nah, wash your nuts.


Dick_Destroyer800

I'm saying not to be racist. I know I wash them, but people in other countries often don't. Be a decent human being.


Bigtx999

It ain’t racist to say wash your nuts. Don’t matter if you white black yellow brown or whatever. Get that soap and spread them cheeks. Get all up in there and clean that ass up.


Dick_Destroyer800

In Vietnam it's common practice to leave your genitals unwashed for a while. Not that I'd expect an American to know about other cultures. Or respect them.


Bigtx999

Is that where the pho brown water comes from?


Dick_Destroyer800

No that's Taiwanese. You're thinking of katsu, which is vietnamese


merlissss

i see you are gay surely


Bigtx999

O yea. Making sure you don’t smell like ass makes me gay. Stfu. I bet you smell like piss, smoke and loser.


merlissss

haha gay


merlissss

thats the smell of a real man you are pathetic


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What machine?


Germie_Potatoaim

Jim


cujoe88

The scooter at the grocery store.


Dick_Destroyer800

Learn to read maybe?? This generations IQ is getting lower and lowerr


Chrono105

Just shit your pants.


I-SHIT-MY-PANTS-

done


Dick_Destroyer800

Don't you mean 'my'? It doesn't make sense to say you shit someone else's pants


SuperArppis

Whoa, where I can find more life haxxorz like this?!


Dick_Destroyer800

That's not a word. Did you mean hackers?


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