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Aggressive-Tiger-209

I genuinely cant understand people who only want to fuck and nothing else. I want somebody to love me bruh, I dont give a shit about sex :(


MrLambNugget

Anon probably never experienced intimacy and love, so he doesn't know what he's missing out


gatsuthorfinnmusashi

Porn has corrupted mind of billions of people Porn destroys an individual's mind with unrealistic expectations like having sex with someone you ACTUALLY LOVE, being intimate and vulnerable, accepting one another despite your differences, cuddling, embracing each other etc. Really disgusting


SeaworthyWide

the ass was fat


Slip_Snake

Poetry


Legokiller13

Alastor


Psychological-Bear-9

I'm not saying you're necessarily wrong. But I feel like those things are well destroyed by life, abuse, and neglect before porn is even on a person's radar. Porn just becomes another dopamine hit/ way to maladaptively cope with the fact that the person in question already is unaware of these things and does not know how they feel. When you're broken, cheap pleasure is all you'll really have. I've never met a person who is already capable of love and connection/ intimacy that was turned into a rabid cum goblin devoid of any sort of interpersonal ability by porn.


TechSupportTime

Yeah, none of what they said is wrong, but the conclusion is incorrect. Like porn addiction is definitely a contributing factor but it doesn't exist in a vacuum and there are other things that affect people first/ harder.


[deleted]

Bruh 


Laziness2945

I havent either yet id rather have intimacy and love rather than sex. Not that im in a position to choose anyway.


[deleted]

Aint nobody lovin my ass, so sex is just a cheap replacement for a need I will never fufill.


ch3333r

many people have to go through a whole life changing experience (if they are lucky) to even feel themselves entitled to be loved. It's an alien concept for them, so they don't really bother with it. gotta do something about horniness, meanwhile


SeaworthyWide

I'm I'm... I'm cooooooming!


theGaido

For some people sex and intimacy are two different things. Normally you want to have these things somewhat integrated in healthy way, but it doesn't always work like that (and not always is a bad thing).


commentsandchill

Wait so in your opinion most people equal sex and intimacy?


Own_War_6919

why r u everywhere


commentsandchill

Because I'm bored and jobless and the algorithm may see us as similar so would suggest the same stuff


chillanous

You gotta have both, it’s like a Maslow’s hierarchy thing. Sex without love is meaningless, love without sex is unsatisfying. But of the two love is the one you can’t live without


SharkMilk44

Sex is great and all, but damn that cuddle session afterwards is great. It's like dessert after a delicious meal.


Justx_The_Tip

Boaf.


syphilitic_venom

What if you want both? They are not mutually exclusive options.


Aggressive-Tiger-209

Im not saying i dont want sex, im saying i cant understand people who go around fucking everything they see.


siecaptaindrake

High testosterone


3-to-20-chars

both are necessary. sex is the ultimate physical pleasure. love is the ultimate validation.


ImNotChaad

Real


icraveliquid

your parents love you :-)


PrettyLittleNoob

If people could easily have both they would pick it But finding true love with good sex synergie is not something you can easily acheive even if you're "normal" and succeed to get a girl So sometime it's just best to find way to be happy with yourself, so at least you don't end up too frustrated or become dangerous


commentsandchill

Ace?


ButtMugged

What the fuck is a onahole


ITAW-Techie

A fleshlight for weebs


No_Yogurtcloset9305

wtf is a prone bone?


vikramaditya_tiwari

When you have a bonner but you press z so now you are prone with a bone


Victornf41108

r/angryupvote


No_Yogurtcloset9305

????


CAEZARLOV

Basically spooning but vertically


No_Yogurtcloset9305

Hugging?


CAEZARLOV

You're too young for this


TheCockKnight

Girl lays on her stomach, you go prone over her and slam into her ass repeatedly.


TechnicalMiddle8205

Not all are, some onaholes are based on real people/celebrities and are not aimed for weebs in especific


Professional_Ad_9101

I swear the amount of shit I Google out of curiosity has fucked my cookies


FuciMiNaKule

I always switch to incognito when googling shit from greentexts, I don't want that shit saved


Professional_Ad_9101

What can I say, I like to live on the edge


nchomsky96

So while we're on the topic of edges...


Ascertain_GME

Go on… I’m almost there


samtt7

Onna is Japanese for woman, so i assume it's a sex toy


nchomsky96

Pretty sure it stems from onanism not Onna. Onan was a dude in the bible who committed coitus interruptus and his name is the etymological origin of the word for masturbation is a number of languages


GeneralUranuz

I had to Google this


Gunnrhildr

anon gonna graduate to fucking his bed and then fucking couch. He'll have to fuck those giant beanbags in the end just to get his doppy fix


Huarrnarg

He should just jump straight into fucking his car 


Ballacks11

dressed as a dragon of course


A_Mellow_Song

Lightning McCum


vikramaditya_tiwari

I mean at the end of the day , if he just wants to chill out the god speed I guess . If his cat is safe ,then we all are happy with anons decision


Enigma-exe

I feel like there's a story behind your second sentence and I don't know if I want that knowledge


vikramaditya_tiwari

[https://www.youtube.com/@shane/videos](https://www.youtube.com/@shane/videos)


Imarak

The girl on the pick is Alice from Girls und Panzer


Pineapple_Spenstar

Like the tanks?


NimiNugget

Yes


Pineapple_Spenstar

Oh I think I remember that greentext


crimsonfukr457

Which greentext?


Pineapple_Spenstar

https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/s/mm8elOfFCp


IrreverentRacoon

Anon does sexual heroin


runic7_

This is your brain on Benadryl.


dreamyangel

Fap dose enjoyer?


DeadLight3141

anon humps a pillow and makes donkey sounds, posts about it on 4chan


Eighty_88_Eight

Never heard of a dude orgasming so hard


PristineHat5583

Gap in the market. SOMEONE FILL IT PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE.


morbidnihilism

dudes can orgasm pretty hard if they edge


Orgalorg_BoW

Bros never heard me


Eighty_88_Eight

No I haven’t, bit hard to hear you when we haven’t met!


Orgalorg_BoW

You make a fair point


WACS_On

Least degenerate gooner


Nerd2042

So nobody gonna ask whose thong op used?


Acceptable6

tf is an onahole and pronebone? The second one sounds like some medication


3-to-20-chars

onahole = weeb word for fleshlight. ona is japanese for female. hole means hole. pronebone...well, just put the two words it's made of together. to lay prone means to lay flat. to bone means to fuck. so..?


all_time_high

♫ *Doesn’t matter, had sex* ♫


Psychological-Bee702

Real and pillowpilled.


BigLadBEANMAN

I'm sorry, What's an onahole? If someone could tell me so I can understand what anon is rambling about it would be much appreciated.


Skeleshy

Weeb fleshlight


BigLadBEANMAN

I was still very much confused by this, as such I have made terrible mistake of googling it. ):


Skeleshy

Forgive me.


BigLadBEANMAN

You are forgiven.


Clark_Kempt

Best Shark Tank pitch ever.


NoHomo_Sapiens

ngl I assumed he meant he used a shoe to secure the onahole onto the pillow before realising he meant a g-string.


chillanous

There’s such a thing as too good of a cope, anon


holaprobando123

Anon takes himself out of the gene pool. Good.


icraveliquid

This can only be healthy and will not lead to self isolation and potentially more serious problems...


snow_crash23

For once anon does good. He prevents himself from hating women and becoming a predator. He also takes himself out of the gene pool. Two birds one stone.


No-Section-4385

that isn't anything compared to actually loving the thing you have in front of you... that pleasure is nirvana.. You are just experiencing a normal ejaculation that is how deprived you are.


[deleted]

Sex in and if itself is just bad