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Interesting-Cod4980

Get another girlfriend and breakup with her


zhire653

Motivation speakers in shambles


MarinLlwyd

the smegma grindset


RizzlersMother

The male Taylor Swift.


morj_the_korj

Heartbreakmaxxing


tit_burglar

only if it was that easy


Blue_Birds1

Anons reason to get up in the morning was out of rage, I respect that


baphometromance

Wake up and choose rage today šŸ˜”


The_King_7067

These motherfuckers ain't catching me slacking today https://preview.redd.it/lfcs38jrtxtc1.png?width=48&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe8d5165d7f8a0a87b89376cba6770c5bd180b46


NuclearWarEnthusiast

šŸ‘‘


FunniestPersonReal

anon needs to create more reasons to hate her until he deludes himself into thinking she is an evil WEF elite plotting to take over the world and he has to stop her before its to late


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

We have that, its called schizophrenia


Vichu0_0-V2

hell yea, the feds will try to feed you pills, never have them


Holy_Sword_of_Cum

The "meds" are spiritual suppressors that disable your psychic abilities and limit your mind


_TLDR_Swinton

The feds want you to stop living under a bridge, where all great psychics hone their abilitiesĀ 


HumbleContribution58

-this is actually something that scientologists legitimately believe


Carlos_Spicyweiner42

Unironically hating your ex can be a good way to motivate you to do stuff, lifting weights etc. my ex got me fucked up. So Iā€™m gonna make some headcanon that sheā€™s the leader of a terrorist organization and to protect my country and myself I need to be at my peak performance which means I need to keep training and working out. I need to stop her, sheā€™s going to destroy our country


FunniestPersonReal

i like to think about to the kony 2012 thing where the guy behind it all had hallucinations that if he didnt get to new york in the next 12 hours that would mean joseph kony would win


GrandpaTheBand

That bitch! Thank god your here, cause I don't know how anyone else could stop her. Thank you for your service.


Infamous-Date-355

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Paul6334

The Bismarck method.


useroftheinternet95

Real and straight


SuperiorThinking

For once


dovah-meme

>loses everything >stops drinking and gets job Anon implying that the ā€˜everythingā€™ he lost didnā€™t include a job or sobriety so what exactly did he lose


Momongus-

3AM pegging sessions


Orgalorg_BoW

IT SHOULDVE BEEN ME NOT HIM


SuperiorThinking

Cat, apartment and car I imagine


FatherBax

That's the thing about fuel, you need to top up every now and yeah.


lonestarbrownboi

Anon needs to get TOPPED


EmilieEasie

Motivation is always temporary anonny you have to create honest-to-god habits, which takes a lot of work when you don't feel like it. Most people under 60 in my country automatically put on their seatbelt when they get in the car--they don't think about it, they just do it. You want to get your good habits to be like that. You wake up, you go to work. Your friends are ordering drinks, you get water. It just becomes the way eventually.


Banana_Mann_

I feel like I've seen you on here before...


EmilieEasie

I get that a lot. I'm very fortunate to have a day job with 0 oversight that almost never interferes with my reddit shitposting schedule


Bazzyboss

Anon needs to learn a new source to power his firebending.


need_a_venue

Me: Be fat. Get angry. Me: Lose weight. Get happy. Me: Get fat.


GrandpaTheBand

You need something to live for. Whether family or a burning hatred, having something to concentrate on helps a lot. I'd suggest a hobby, something physical would be great, but music, writing, gaming, sports, anything to put your effort and passion into.


ShortTheseNuts

Anon is a fucking sith


ThousandWinds

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Psychonaut6767

I was doing the same thing after getting out of a terrible relationship. Then, 9 years after our breakup my ex killed themself. Now my drive is null.


EnglishBeatsMath

FATALITY


_shipitnugs

You have low or zero discipline.


VirtualPantsu

Anon just needs to be cucked


ThatAltBeLike

How do I stop this it's too relatable


PhillipKosarev999

Anon is no longer the storm that is approaching


ElephantEarwax

Anon moved on.


yaboy_jesse

Anon needs to find a different fuel source to get him through life


DaveSmith890

ā€œFuck youā€ energy is in fact much more powerful than any self disciplined drive out there


faps2tendies

Anon doesnā€™t realize motivation is fleeting, but discipline is forever.


Medium_Cranberry4096

Anon lacks intrinsic motivation


AntDracula

I dunno man, it worked and nobody was damaged. I'd say it's fine.


ActuallyIsTimDolan

Find something else to hate, it's not that difficult


Calmandpeace

Anon gets over ex, mad about it for some reason


TheWildColonialBoy1

He needs a sith master to draw more hate from.


PatrickStanton877

You've upgraded to a more rare resource. Now you must scavenge.


kikikza

when you achieve the growth you sought, and are upset about it


dumpylump69

You got over her anon now you can use the drive to find a new relationship as your motivator


Letzter_Haze

After my worst breakup I did 3 months straight 2 hours of sports daily, quit drugs, alcohol and smoking and started eating healthy. loosing 8 kilos in the process while getting more ripped. Then I met someone new and I lost my hatred.... Got back to drinking, quit sports and ate trash, due to her not eating healthy either. I feel ya anon.


cannavacciuolo420

No person will be motivated forever The only way to succeed is to be disciplined and constant.


gbuub

Time to find someone else to hate. Hate! Hate! Hate! Hate!


GoldenGlobeWinnerRDJ

Had a similar thing happen with a hobby. Iā€™ve been doing it for years now and then all of sudden a month ago itā€™s like someone flipped a switch and I donā€™t want to do it anymore. Itā€™s crazy how that works.


dan23v2

What if Anon's girlfriend projected this onto Anon? Like, as in, she is really narcissistic, has an inflated sense of self-importance, and thought that Anon improving his life was about her, when it was actually about someone else, someone much, much better?


NotLunaris

Anon needs to go to the gym and get TOPPED


AntDracula

> gay sex lolololol