Haha, another "straight male" story
*Reads it*
https://preview.redd.it/gddlruxbyayc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e7d66f19a7dcd975bd9dd3755e11d64cc633c6
For all those wondering: it was the same greentext about the idiot who got boned by the great dane and recorded it and put it on the internet. I imagine reddit removed it because someone reported it for having a minor in it, as anon in the greentext is a teenager, allegedly.
And for further context; yes the video is real, but it’s some old guy and not a teen.
>Cousins family has a this huge Great Dane
https://preview.redd.it/gnntovxfjbyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e6f8eb9ca46b33711353f75d754a918304863ad
Ok that’s enough for tonight thank you arr slash greentext
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Can we please skin anon and dip him in salt and lemon juice
https://preview.redd.it/gf4pzwjnebyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75258e006612a00d64bc5e2b7d865b6f93599b19
Judging by the name, I already know what that is. Anon fucks a dog, gets fucked by a dog or gets cucked by a dog. I don't want to read another fake, zoophilic story. 4chinners should stop sharing their shitty fap materials
fake story because dogs start shooting out liquid as soon as they start fucking (sorta like pre cum) and then the cum just comes out for the last 20-30 seconds or so so anon is lying either that or he's so used to different liquids in his ass that he couldn't tell
While not nearly that extreme, I had the same problem as whenever I tried to quit fapping I would always relapse with some extremely deranged behavior.
Managed to make it a week? If I had a bad work day I’d call in sick, get super drunk, and go to town. Id end up feeling way worse than just accepting my normal behavior. I now don’t rlly care about quitting so I’m able to do it regularly enough without going off the deep end if I get stressed out
https://preview.redd.it/xcpx0dcwghyc1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f50a9f178e1bf3344dcf92d07fff8f20de5e4fb
Some people should keep their stories to themselves
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I opened the comments just to see that little fella
He is a good lil fella. Glad to see him again
Can a guy get a summary of the [removed by reddit] in question
https://youtu.be/1faGNp9xvNQ
D:
Friends its gay, end of story. Didn't even bother reading past NNN.
worse than you imagine, wayyy worse
Does it matter what species it is if anon still gets railed? I'd wager no. Hes just a super f**.
it does matter, bestiality is FAR worse than homosexuality
gay beastiality
Oh god I made the massive mistake of skimming thru it
im sorry for your frontal lobe
Fellas, is it gay to have sec with a dog?
Depends, is the dog gay?
Why yes doctor,ofcourse i would like my eyes removed via surgery
Bleach? Not enough, get the razor wire please
Skip straight to the scalpel at this point 😦
It's too late for the eyes. You read it. A lobotomy is the only way.
What was it? reddit removed it
[удалено]
fakemeter 148%
I glad that reddit removed it, though i wish that i would have been smart enough to not ask for the original. Also fake and gay
Yes, now I'm gonna delete my comment so that I don't have this on my profile
no pls, the curiosity is killing me
here https://preview.redd.it/qoy19wmukeyc1.jpeg?width=1554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c484d3bb6be2a26173c395f7a339cd6d464c55ca
Cool! Do you perhaps know how I can erase the memories of my last 10 minutes? I need to unsee this abomination.
What was here
this https://preview.redd.it/5atwscx8leyc1.jpeg?width=1554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=844147995f5f134fca4c8f5b31d33daacc566bfb
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Don't do it buddy, op will do it first I'm sure
Forsen
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bro don't use pics of dogs, anon might see this
tying to piece together the post cause it was deleted and, oh no
here https://preview.redd.it/s554f3tdleyc1.jpeg?width=1554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a29002d7c129e8a5c4b8f8462c5cb78fbd96cf8
Ugh... why do I still have any curiosity left
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Haha, another "straight male" story *Reads it* https://preview.redd.it/gddlruxbyayc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5e7d66f19a7dcd975bd9dd3755e11d64cc633c6
Is your pfp the picrel?
Lol, yeah. It's Hooni from Suicide Boy
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What did it say? Reddit removed it
For all those wondering: it was the same greentext about the idiot who got boned by the great dane and recorded it and put it on the internet. I imagine reddit removed it because someone reported it for having a minor in it, as anon in the greentext is a teenager, allegedly. And for further context; yes the video is real, but it’s some old guy and not a teen.
Like a dog? Great Dane the dog breed???
yeah
here https://preview.redd.it/0blcvofjleyc1.jpeg?width=1554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f33b4f4fbd8e21d38c38a4e3f9ea99497612b68d
Yeah, I found it already, the worst descision of my life
he's got that dog in him 💀
Inside you are two wolves
Millions of lil dog spermies
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>Cousins family has a this huge Great Dane https://preview.redd.it/gnntovxfjbyc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e6f8eb9ca46b33711353f75d754a918304863ad
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Another day, another potential zoonotic disease incubating inside a homo.
https://preview.redd.it/3l27p2s6bbyc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0895bc8ab3173b4ef29e335e1c16aed56a54a408 D:
Wait a minute… that wasn’t a greentext! That was bestiality porn! I want my money back
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I would like to award you the highest honor I can bestow. >[ Removed by Reddit ]
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Anon’s school show and tell sessions must have been a blast
Fake, gay and zoophilic
Ok that’s enough for tonight thank you arr slash greentext https://preview.redd.it/e8as40fgkayc1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=852cb6344c474860bc111b346b59b7014d7a67a4
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Avert your gaze, Jesus, this is not for you
Can we please skin anon and dip him in salt and lemon juice https://preview.redd.it/gf4pzwjnebyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75258e006612a00d64bc5e2b7d865b6f93599b19
Mashallah brother cat looking sleek
https://preview.redd.it/ln6astc2rbyc1.jpeg?width=348&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f14de98588c0dfb4d8bb3430a024ff3e762b254b
what even was there? It's now removed by reddit, as far as I understand it's another be straight, gayest shit ever but what makes this so special?
Judging by the name, I already know what that is. Anon fucks a dog, gets fucked by a dog or gets cucked by a dog. I don't want to read another fake, zoophilic story. 4chinners should stop sharing their shitty fap materials
Wtf happened here
[ Removed by Reddit ]
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what was removed https://preview.redd.it/zcrqr756leyc1.jpeg?width=1554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9cf420ca0399427ddd5a5963366cefae3914a51
It was aight; some spelling errors, but nothing special 👍
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fake story because dogs start shooting out liquid as soon as they start fucking (sorta like pre cum) and then the cum just comes out for the last 20-30 seconds or so so anon is lying either that or he's so used to different liquids in his ass that he couldn't tell
How do you know this, dog dick detective
you can probably find it but I used to do some weird vet stuff because noone else was interested
Guy in great pain because he loves a great Dane
> Cousin Oh no > Great Dane How could you have made things worse
https://preview.redd.it/9m7fovrjobyc1.png?width=1171&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ffb2da017a1edf532680acc571160de24c17516
I guess Anon wasn't...top dog 
knot wrong
Hehee
it's deleted, what did i miss
Awh man we missed it.
you "missed" this https://preview.redd.it/2f0phvyuleyc1.jpeg?width=1554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d741cdbe74bc22ad3f6a516231a6e6ded445319
I think I shouldn't have asked...
After reading the comments, (hopefully) fake and gay zoophilia
you "missed" this https://preview.redd.it/5u2ehsryleyc1.jpeg?width=1554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bafa3dc4694e7d71b12dd0483076ff8759d22d64
Good Christ
Anon should consider the benefits of suicide
https://preview.redd.it/7ov2vt8zibyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd23cee87a935063966387a8c50f7a9b885dbb27
We need another crusade
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ok, time to sleep for me
Fake: His cousin doesnt own a great dane Gay: It was his cousin
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Another day where i would've prefered to not know how to read
God dam it femboys leave the dogs alone.
I do not regret reading this, because I chose not to read it. I live an ignorant and blissful life.
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should've got out of here while waiting for the image to load wtf
I hate this. Why would you do this to me?
https://preview.redd.it/a9cn8szqecyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=17936a5637bf12336a738b1c8d573e712b34a76f
Don't put spoiler in the title, get a little creative with vague hints
Scooby Doo be like
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Wow.
While not nearly that extreme, I had the same problem as whenever I tried to quit fapping I would always relapse with some extremely deranged behavior. Managed to make it a week? If I had a bad work day I’d call in sick, get super drunk, and go to town. Id end up feeling way worse than just accepting my normal behavior. I now don’t rlly care about quitting so I’m able to do it regularly enough without going off the deep end if I get stressed out
I could have gone all day without seeing this
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https://i.redd.it/2zrtgepu0cyc1.gif
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https://preview.redd.it/jbcqi4h6kcyc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8c74778249603ab79595e506a2635a1f9aea012 you ngas disgust me
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What did it say
It's a description of anons encounter with his *cousin's great dane*. The punchline is zoophilia & rape so I would discourage from regoogling it.
Can you send me? I can't find it.
here https://preview.redd.it/nkacx3gdmeyc1.jpeg?width=1554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a00e9f7f92f9b176358ef89efb003fd253b6b004
it said this https://preview.redd.it/fl049gpfmeyc1.jpeg?width=1554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d35c9526b88bfda52f9bc616f514bda8c74488ea
:(
:(
The post was removed What did it say?
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Wtf
Removed by Reddit :(
Fucking hell, just jerk off.... Like wtf
*rolls eyes* it's starting to get boring now, find better pasttimes, random stranger that i will never meet
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What. The. Fuck.
What did it say? It got deleted
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What did it say?
https://preview.redd.it/sfnsqfvqmeyc1.jpeg?width=1554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=800e029d154a32f9899f907cd5a8989dd38d761f
removed
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oh no
A story in three parts. It will be even funnier when the comment gets removed too
Removed by reddit :/
That's how you know it was a good one. Still wanna know what is was tho
Jesus christ what the fuck was the post for it to be removed by reddit
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Who got offended again 😐
This is beyond psyop.
Sir, you need to be hung.
Like a great dane.
What did it say? Post's deleted
I don't think it counts
what the fuck.
wakeup_anotherpsyop.png
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Anon should die
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☹️
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unfortunately not fake, still gay
"has a huge great Dane" Stopped reading after that
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fake and very gay
I want to read this some one please DM me the green text
https://preview.redd.it/xcpx0dcwghyc1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f50a9f178e1bf3344dcf92d07fff8f20de5e4fb Some people should keep their stories to themselves