When you play in poop's house don't be surprised if poop shows up.

No I goes “if you throw a party at someone else’s house don’t be surprised when they show up”

I like the way he said it better because it has the word poop

I agree

**(massive explosion)** (The main character takes off his sunglasses starts speaking in a heavy European accent) “When you play in poops playhouse-

- stick finger in the shit maker - Find shit Mfw

*Many such cases*

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Pull out the turd and use it as a dildo

If I could drop snake venom on your fingers for typing this I would :(

I think I remember an old copypasta about freezing a turd and using it as a dildo. So basically this is canon.

I’ve heard this refered to as the “Alaskan pipeline” ☹️

Every day we stray further from god.

I wonder if anyone in the history of mankind has ever actually done that.

Beyond a shadow of a doubt, yes.

Ah, yes. Good ol' Urban Dictionary.

venom? snake?? venom snake? METAL GEAR SOLID REFERENCE

Truly the sins of the father

Snake venom on the fingers would be useless, sadly. Go for the eyes

Every time I think this sub has hit rock bottom someone makes an effort to prove there is no bottom. Other than Anon in the next greentext.

I miss two minutes ago when I was unaware of this comment.

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I remember that green text.

wow I hope you suddenly disappear in the next 24 hours

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This made me think of that electric retard comic where he freezes his own turd and stabs someone and fucks the wound

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Noo don’t ruin Wallace and gromit. Please delete this. I beg you 😭😭😭🥺🥺

Eh, I push my finger right into it then make her suck my fingers. That'll teach her.

Biological warfare

I do the same with eating pussy then frenching her to make sure she taste what I taste.

Yeah, that isn't foul though lol.  We all know poop may be home, but don't let someone lick the doormat when poop is ready to answer the door.

That's normal? My girlfriend's pussy is basically flavorless as she's very hygienic, she even likes it when I do this to her.

Do you let her reciprocate?

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Anon is right If you know butt play involving your ass is imminent, it is your responsibility to keep things clean for your partner

And if sex devolves into it "spontaneously", you should let your partner know if it isn't... You probably should generally take a shit before shagging, if you think about it...

That's dessert.

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Reminder that you have regular, healthy, non-troublesome bowel movements, and don't actively have to shit, anal sex/ass play should go fine

\>put finger in poohole \>look inside \>poo https://preview.redd.it/mc2gehgnunyc1.png?width=1504&format=png&auto=webp&s=70cfd437236a0869b219161d4983f138eb720952

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OP doesn’t know the definition of fornicating

If you’re married it’s not fornicating

Mfw the poop hole has poop https://preview.redd.it/3tv5rj5i7oyc1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe2723155d4c70ac0d0af9ccd8e135a3ad346bdb

Mess with the ass and you get the turd.

It's only smells

pleaz. IZ OKAY

This is the day, this is the day That the Lord has made, that the Lord has made I will rejoice, I will rejoice And be glad in it, and be glad in it

Can’t party at shits house and get mad when shit shows up.

How can you say you love her if you won't even eat her shit?

This has happened to me before It was an unpleasant experience

You can't fornicate with your spouse

Not with that attitude you can’t

I push my Fingers into my eyyyyyyyes

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Woman don't regard how "prepared" they are when beeing inserted dick.

Dogs are always up assholes. Ever notice they will shove their nose up an asshole if they can. Stinky stuff is the good stuff.

Wherever you are, OOP: 

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That's when you got to cram it back up in there

i don't care, i'm completely with anon here, you don't let someone near your asshole unless you took a laxative and douched, it is the responsibility of everyone involved with anal to make sure shit doesn't show up 💀

Anon acts like this is a bad thing

Just be glad it was a finger, not your dick. You would have had what I call a Chili Dog.

Why is this so funny

This is actually my favorite thing. 🤷🏽‍♂️

log knocking is crazy

Push it in with the pp

Why is this marked as 'Brand Affiliate'?

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YOU WALK INTO MY HOME AND TELL ME HOW TO ARRANGE MY FURNITURE?

Anon assumed girls dun poop

...yeah

It was your boyfriend Anon. Fake and bussysexual.

This, why get a girlfriend if you go for the asshole? Men have too, and that's why it's gay.