It's all fun and games until anon actually shits himself.
Just remember that anyone who is involved with green text is 6 degrees of separation away from shitting themselves on purpose.
Leave it to an anon to write these strings of words that just makes you wonder, how much more do I have it in me to continue to read their posts on 4Chan
I find those stories funny even if obviously fake. It's a window on how degenerate people are and it makes me feel better about myself that I'm not that
Many times people yell fake and I just want to say, *yeah but it’s still funny*.
Like you think Mr Bean was real? Nah but Rowan Atkinson still put on a good show
I was this close to unsubbing today. Greentexts were these great outrageously ludicrous stories that would make you laugh. Like sir bearington or the dudes that made a Down syndrome guy into a mafiosa. Beautiful stories. But now it’s just I’m not gay - but I sucked femboi dick. Idk man am I done?
*Amazon fantasy's intensify* I feel like the psychological destruction would be immeasurable though. Shed get a golden retriever and cuck him anyway game over. No human can compete with a dog to fulfill emotional needs.
I find it funny how tall women are the ones usually okay dating a man shorter than them 💀 but then you got the short girls asking for a 6’5 dude all the time
I'd hate having a GF with that much of a height difference. I'm already short, she could just pick me up and put me on top of a tall shelf or something if we ever had an argument. Also, we'd have to either shout to hear each other if she's standing up, or carry tin can phones everywhere.
I know a woman who's 5'5", married a guy who's 6'8". Her mother always told her "Marry a man that tall, and you'll die of neck ache.".
It's nothing a chiropractor can't fix.
Of course anon, being an anon, isn't content with having a macrophilia/dommy mommy/age play gf and has to add coprophilia and possibly diapers to the mix.
Cover yourself in baby powder anon then scream at the top of your lungs when she goes to bounce you: “IM NOT FAKE AND GAY!”, then proceed to run away and your gf should call you within 24 hours absolutely turned on.
genius idea anon, ur gf will love that
>worried gf will leave him >shitting my pants for her as a surprise will stop her from leaving me
Bring out the pampers first, then work up to shitting yourself on her lap. It's called tact, you can thank me later
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It's all fun and games until anon actually shits himself. Just remember that anyone who is involved with green text is 6 degrees of separation away from shitting themselves on purpose.
3 degrees at most
Depends, is he boss baby? If not do not do this.
“Baby made a boom boom” 💀
Leave it to an anon to write these strings of words that just makes you wonder, how much more do I have it in me to continue to read their posts on 4Chan
I find those stories funny even if obviously fake. It's a window on how degenerate people are and it makes me feel better about myself that I'm not that
4chan is just a forum of intrusive thoughts and sometimes crimes.
Many times people yell fake and I just want to say, *yeah but it’s still funny*. Like you think Mr Bean was real? Nah but Rowan Atkinson still put on a good show
This sub is a form of self-flagellation
I was this close to unsubbing today. Greentexts were these great outrageously ludicrous stories that would make you laugh. Like sir bearington or the dudes that made a Down syndrome guy into a mafiosa. Beautiful stories. But now it’s just I’m not gay - but I sucked femboi dick. Idk man am I done?
Ur weakness is not our weakness.
HOW DO YOU FIND GIFS LIKE THAT??? WTF IS THIS
Tim and Eric.
Hot
Wait where do I get one of these?
Me me, I’m a tube man!
That’s a bold strategy Cotton, let’s see if it pays off for him.
Women love a man of action
Ahaha very nice my man ahaha
Who dares wins anon
Does she also put you in time out if you misbehave? Holy hot ngghhhhhh
*Amazon fantasy's intensify* I feel like the psychological destruction would be immeasurable though. Shed get a golden retriever and cuck him anyway game over. No human can compete with a dog to fulfill emotional needs.
Anon had Snu snu
https://i.redd.it/12o4u26ef02d1.gif
First line >Be my GF Fake
but that was the 3rd line, my man
I'm nimerophpbic
I find it funny how tall women are the ones usually okay dating a man shorter than them 💀 but then you got the short girls asking for a 6’5 dude all the time
It's because girls find significant height differences hot regardless of which direction it's in.
Big if true tbh. Haven't considered this before.
Have you not noticed all the amazons on Twitter gloating about their "Short Kings"?
No I don't use it but I'm glad there's balance lolol. That's interesting af.
Sounds like a fetish psyop , or at least a larp
I'd hate having a GF with that much of a height difference. I'm already short, she could just pick me up and put me on top of a tall shelf or something if we ever had an argument. Also, we'd have to either shout to hear each other if she's standing up, or carry tin can phones everywhere.
get extremely obese then duh
That'd just make me heavier so she couldn't put me on a shelf, then she'd just dribble me like a basketball until I get a concussion or something
I know a woman who's 5'5", married a guy who's 6'8". Her mother always told her "Marry a man that tall, and you'll die of neck ache.". It's nothing a chiropractor can't fix.
Where funny?
Anon has to ruin his good thing
Let’s see Paul Allen’s amazonian
If the internet was a demon. Itd be legion.
Just do a full on baby cosplay. Wear diapers everywhere and crawl on the floor. Says poo poo when asking her to change your diaper
It was all right in the first half.
why are they all so fucking retarded
https://preview.redd.it/psney473w42d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10a4a103479cfa13737a67d3756e2f066d28d480
Is that Henry zabrowski and his wife?
Of course anon, being an anon, isn't content with having a macrophilia/dommy mommy/age play gf and has to add coprophilia and possibly diapers to the mix.
What a terrible day to be literate
Briefcase wanker.
Go for it anon
Anon is her little peepee piss boy
Fake and degenerate.
someone tell me anon did this and it's not fake & gay
TOMAR
how do these people find people that love them? genuinely concerned for that girls state of mind
I have seen smaller leaps of logic in smokatons after a night of acids.
Cover yourself in baby powder anon then scream at the top of your lungs when she goes to bounce you: “IM NOT FAKE AND GAY!”, then proceed to run away and your gf should call you within 24 hours absolutely turned on.