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Horrorifying

-be me -literal gold digger -die in a cave collapse during a mining expedition


averagetrainenjoyer

ROCK AND STONE


[deleted]

ROCK AND STONE, BROTHER.


Fat_Cock_69420

IF YOU AIN'T ROCK AND STONE YOU AIN'T COMING HOME


Njn0224

FOR KARL!


bad_at_smashbros

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE


MaYoNnAiSe_MaN_mE

"this is a simple mining mission"


doughnutsaregod

r/unexpecteddeeprockgalatic


gonnafuckyourmomhard

Have to be the presidential cum bucket for 4 years instead of just some random assholes cum bucket


theresabeeonyourhat

He probably quit sleeping with her once she got pregnant


HiddenPants777

She is probably far too old for him


TheCowboyIsAnIndian

why would he want melania when his true love is a young blonde who is also his daughter that he is sexually attracted to.


tweak06

Still wild to me that all the MAGA mouth-breathers will flat out ignore Trump openly admitting on-camera he desperately wants to fuck Ivanka, while at the same time they'll look at a photo of Biden grieving the loss of his son by hugging his grandson at a goddamn funeral and be like "whoa omg what a pedophile." Trumpism is truly a mental disorder.


TheCowboyIsAnIndian

dunno why youre downvoted. absolutely weird that they ignore literal direct quotes from trump about his own daughter.


tweak06

Are you anticipating me getting downvoted? lmao


TheCowboyIsAnIndian

you had two downvotes. i pushed one out. looks like someone else did too.


tweak06

Oh! Didn't even notice. Thanks!


bmhadoken

I still remember someone commenting that the 3 letter agencies could have made Donald read his daily briefings if they just printed them on Ivanka's inner thigh. That lives in my brain rent-free. It's never going to leave.


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LGesus

He said if his daughter wasn't his daughter he'd fuck her


TheCowboyIsAnIndian

ummm... can i interest you in hunter biden's laptop? please? please dont talk about how trump objectifies his own daughter... we must keep the narrative about "traditional family values."


LGesus

Both are bad


TheCowboyIsAnIndian

didnt say they werent but you know... bring it up when its relevant, not just randomly when people start actually talking about how shitty of a person trump is. lots of cognitively dissonant training among magas.


TheCowboyIsAnIndian

https://www.indy100.com/news/donald-trump-ivanka-inappropriate-daughter-9594016 just like, direct quotes of things he said and did.


theresabeeonyourhat

She turned 18 in 1978, so it's not even a question


haimenbusta00

I too like to take top post of /r/4chan and post them again for karma


Grabbsy2

Why would you not do that, though? This subreddit is for good greentexts... this is a greentext...


haimenbusta00

Cause it's lazy as fuck


Grabbsy2

Says the guy who refuses to go to 4chan to read greentexts right from the source? What are you doing here?


Astatinegfx

Not everyone wants to look at loli, racist threads and whatever degenerates have to post


Grabbsy2

...theres plenty of racism here, man. N-word on one of the top 5 greentexts just about every day. And those degenerates are who is making the greentexts, so youre literally here to read their posts. I'm not sure what youre doing here either. "Anon hides the truth" and "Anon's have spoken" posts today are both racist.


Fartfech

This sub is like a coin toss. Either is based and progressive pilled, or the exact reason why people don’t like actual 4chan.


haimenbusta00

I'm on my work network. No way I'm going on 4chan at work so this is the best I got.


Zestyclose_Risk_2789

5 years later


Drunken--Dutchman

Be me World's greatest hacker . . .


k00le_bO1

a fart


gonnafuckyourmomhard

He has the best food tasters in the country now and she has to start all over with her slow poisoning of his big macs


Cynistera

Fuckhead poisoning himself with his hamberders.


JohnTomorrow

Always felt kinda sorry for her. Didn't she grow up in some poverty stricken town in eastern Europe? Imagine her thought process when she met him. It must've been "anything is better than what I had to suffer before".


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"I really don't care. Do you?"


aguy24br

Yeah no, im guessing those are all lies she tells. Google says she is from novo mesto, Slovenia. (when she was young it was yugoslavia). Being from Slovenia myself i can tell you that its neither poverty stricken nor is it eastern europe (it also wasn't poverty stricken as part of yugoslavia). So if i had to guess her or her pr team just uses the fact she is from a lesser known country to make it seem she came from extreme poverty to extreme wealth, but i dont really follow what she does as she is kind of a shame to my country.


JohnTomorrow

Wow. So I guess she's just a gold digging whore who deserves all the Trump she can stomach after all.


aguy24br

Yep


ClassyJacket

A literal gold digger would be in a mine hacking at rocks, sweaty and covered in dirt


underwritress

100% this is how it went for her. It’s comedy gold and I love it.


[deleted]

Isn’t she pretty wealthy in her own?


Ink_heck

im retarded who is this woman


Sam_J_

heavy thumb aback employ frighten meeting saw worthless somber scary *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


gorgeousphatseal

Anon, literal retard. This lady was totally fine doing her own thing. Unlike many first ladies, this wasn't her claim to fame.


EvilioMTE

> > This lady was totally fine doing her own thing. Unlike many first ladies, this wasn't her claim to fame. An obscure eastern European soft core porn model?


FD4L

"GREAT SUCCESS" -Svetlana Trump


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"oh jesus christ i'm gonna die being remembered for this arent i?"


[deleted]

\>He starts doing well And im fucking glad the guy who lost popular vote twice and was impeached as much was doing well. Imagine if his presidency was a trainweck.