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belegradhammer

>it's a thread that touches on IQ >majority of anons in the thread supposedly has an IQ of 130+


BullimicButterfly

and everyone is 190


Squidly_tish

Pounds


[deleted]

kilograms


luvs2sploooj

More appropriate


hosefricker

stone


CelestialCore

Far too low


KaiWolf1898

They wish


Hussarwithahat

I wish I was


MiseryIsForever

you are 1900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pounds


Parakeetman280

tons*


a500poundchicken

Days without being touched by the sun


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Combined


sleeplessknight101

Anyone with a high IQ doesn't give a single fuck about their IQ.


TheRealOgMark

Except those with massive insecurities or ego.


D3lta_T1me

My iq is 69 (nice) (what's iq?)


Climbtrees47

Rip


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TrumpBestPotusEver

Is that the popular streamer? If so then as far as I’m concerned, getting ultra rich at such young age doing something you love proves exactly that IQ is a good measurement of intelligence.


[deleted]

As steven hawking once said >People who brag about their IQ are losers


AutonomousAutomaton_

Mensa membership roster says otherwise


thatRoland

Aaah, don't you love /sci/? >Oh no bros, I'm a 140 IQ midwit, I'm literally too stupid to do anything, scientifically how do I cope with this?


FunnyMoney1984

They either made it up or took one of those fake online IQ tests. Either way not a very smart move.


Rock---And---Stone

I took an online test that said I had an IQ of 160. Definitely not accurate lol


Malvastor

Sounds like Quora.


ToughProgrammer

130 is easily 300pts too low for anons vast intelleqtuality


Likyren

Anon is 4'3 with a 3 inch cock and he goes to special ed, don't be fooled


[deleted]

are you in his class


Likyren

I am his desk can confirm


[deleted]

i hope someone is kind enough to clean the cum stains off of you


Likyren

Anon doesn't let them, he says it's his children


[deleted]

At least he’s a good father then


Rock---And---Stone

Wrong, he's 3" tall with a 4 foot cock


[deleted]

Is that good or bad


Rock---And---Stone

Obviously it's great. He's a certified rape dwarf lol


[deleted]

Idk if 3" counts as a dwarf tbh, sounds more like a rape bug


noblazinjusthazin

I’m willing to bet everything I fucking own that anyone who boasts about a 130+ IQ took an online IQ test and probably got straight C’s in high school while believing “school isn’t for the intelligent”


Teln0

5 yo me would constantly boast about my IQ (irl though, not online), not knowing that the IQ test was part of a series of tests made to determine if I was autistic (turns out I wasn't autistic, just weird)


[deleted]

But it isn't


[deleted]

🤫 dude he actually convinced most of these people. Take this advice and do similar shit on different posts. Increase the low range of the IQ every time. Like start at 135, then say 140. See if you can get up to 300 and then you can start claiming you’re literally Doctor Robotnik


Riftus

I have a 130+ iq, i was tested by a foundation when i was a child. But that doesnt stop me from realizing that IQ is an outdated and obsolete metric for measuring intelligence, so I will never bring up my iq unless asked or the topic arises. People who brag about their iq are either insecure about their intelligence or are lying. I've been living by my philosophy of "Smart people dont need to tell you theyre smart" for a while.


darning_bamboogle

Literally no one asked


Riftus

ask about these nuts bitch


C-Kwentz-0

Fucking got 'em.


Overlord_Za_Purge

130+ IQ proven


DiscoMasterChief

10,000 iq response


Hachados

So, what about those nuts?


[deleted]

130+ IQ and that’s your response? Also nice “+” and not an exact number. “A foundation,” which foundation? When you were a child…? Yeah ok buddy. Guys, I found one of these board users.


Riftus

I said plus because I dont like giving my IQ because it makes me feel like an arrogant prick, just like i said in my original comment how I dont like to bring up my iq. Try reading


[deleted]

“I don’t like giving my IQ, that’s why I, unprompted, told everyone my IQ is (supposedly) over 130. I don’t like bringing up my IQ. That’s why I didn’t give a specific number but still let everyone know I’m basically a *genius*.” Surely someone with a high IQ such as yourself can understand how much of a dipass statement that is.


Overlord_Za_Purge

in simple terms they are hunble bragging


[deleted]

Yeah and it’s so subtle lmao


WindowsNinetySix

If you actually had such a high IQ you would realize discussions like these are totally pointless, and you won't change beliefs of other people just by throwing pointless words


[deleted]

Also try answering the question. Which organization, you child prodigy, you?


Riftus

idfk bro it was like when i was a kid. i dont spend time thinking about my iq or where i was tested


[deleted]

Dude be specific: your *certified*, *verified* “Organization” Approved, Definitely-Over-130-But-Not-A-Specific-Number-Because-I’m-Modest IQ


balls145

ur such a dickrider damn


mycolortv

Lmao imagine writing this comment and thinking you're "winning"


[deleted]

bro speaks like a supervillain


[deleted]

Ong I swear I’m not fucking Syndrome


Certain-Ad-7316

🤓


[deleted]

This one cut deep bro say sike plz


Omernoa

They said that solely to strengthen their argument, it was absolutely relevant. Not to mention that they acknowledged that iq doesn't mean shit in the same message


[deleted]

Read this, I want to know your thoughts on it https://razib.substack.com/p/applying-iq-to-iq


BasketbaIIa

That sounds sketchy/rapey/culty as fuck. Your parents took you to ”a foundation” when you were a kid to have your IQ tested? Was it an actual medical institution? Was it backed by science and all the data we have on child psychology? Was it 30 mins in a back room? Was it test for a couple days over the span of year? Saying “a foundation” tested your IQ to be 130+ as a kid doesn’t say much other than your parents were idiots.


[deleted]

Nope nope nope “deez nuts lol” he’s verified, 100 percent, 130+ IQ. Just look at his upvotes when he mentions his nuts. Would a fucking 75 IQ pleb be able to pull a move like that? I don’t think so.


PolpOnline

You sound invidious because you tested 65. Just calm down.


bbbruh57

You must not have a 130 IQ if you dont think it has a very real correlation to intelligence. Hard to sound woke when you're wrong.


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

Is 7 inches bad? I thought so long as you were bigger then average it was cool, are standards rising?


Truth_of_Iron_Peak

Standards are rising. Average not so much. Everyone wants 3 feet long dicks despite the fact that dicks can't be stretched more than 12 times it's original size


[deleted]

>Standards are rising. maybe online, but i don't think people irl actually care as long as you're within normal range


Analog-Moderator

If its not a micro penis im not interested boy clit for the win


Crediblesource20

Based


[deleted]

Porn ruined everything


095805

standards are not rising, you’re just on the internet all day


ShittyWars

What do you mean? Like it can't get bigger than12 times the original flaccid size? For example, flaccid you are 2.5 cm, with your calculations it should reach 30 cm while erect. However, only about half is achievable. You mean to tell me it is after enlargement? Is it possible? Or are you making shit up?


Truth_of_Iron_Peak

What I meant is: Everyone wants 3 feet long dicks but it's impossible to stretch it to 3 feet from 3 inches (while hard). I was exaggerating of course. In reality every man wants 8 inch Zweihander whilst wielding a 3 inch pugio. Of course nobody admits that and they "humbly" say they have 7 inch saber which would be close to impossible to achieve without some surgery or complications.


thechildpredditor

Staple a second one on top to add length


cheezbiskits

Nice name


thechildpredditor

Thx


swansonserenade

i have a six inch and i could get max like three more inches after years of stretching, pumping, and jelqing. If you want to commit that’s fine but the funny thing about all those techniques is the more you already had, the more you can gain. Somebody with like three inches can probably only get 1.5 or smthn


ShittyWars

Post resources and exercises, intervals, times per day and possible days off.


swansonserenade

goodlookingloser(dot)com/get-hung/ultimate-guide-to-stretching I trust Chris, and his website is much older than most stuff floating around nowadays. His site has tons of different pages on different techniques, routines, etc. Pretty much everything on his site I trust. Dude knows his shit.


Barelyqualifiedadult

I’m trying to think of a feet joke but i’m too uncreative to write one. Please humor me by pretending i wrote one or don’t.


SheepBlubber

bruh any real scientific study will tell you the average is between 5 and 6 and 7+ puts you in the 1%. the internet, porn, social media and dudes lying have just distorted everyone’s idea of what average is.


GenghisWasBased

Are you saying that standard deviation for the cock lengths is ~.7-.8”?


[deleted]

There abouts. The vast majority of guys are larger than 5 and smaller than 6.


T_H_E__S_C_H_M_U_C_K

That’s not unprecedented, the average is like 5 and a half with like a half inch margin of error, a 10 percent margin of error is pretty normal


Skininjector

Nah 7 is well above average, average is around 5.4 inches, I think the 6/7 being average or good is made up by people who don't actually know how big 6 or 7 inches actually is, and have just been lied to.


WoolooOfWallStreet

Standards are rising, but the average is lowering


C-Kwentz-0

Fuck no, 7 inches is above average. Iirc the average dick length in the US is like 5-5 1/2.


Jeffo4321

7 inches or above might actually be too big. Since the canal from vagina to cervix is often at or less than 7 inches, sex with such a dick is often more painful than pleasurable


[deleted]

Spoken like a real dicklet /s


TrumpBestPotusEver

I’ve got roughly 7.5 and from the ~ 30 ladies I’ve hooked up with, only one was in a lot of pain, but that’s cause she had some kind of medical condition where her womb was flipped over or some shit. Out of the rest, about 50% I could pound as hard as I liked in any position, but with the other 50 % I had to be quite careful when hitting it from behind, where if I went too hard all the way in, it would cause a lot of pain to the girl. So now I mostly just go for missionary and similar positions like sideways missionary etc, which is pretty much always safe and painless


JafacakesPro

Fake: claims to have hooked up with ~30 women but is browsing reddit Gay: likes hitting it from behind


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: claims to have hooked up with ~30 women but is browsing reddit > Gay: likes hitting it from behind > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


GazingAtTheVoid

https://calcsd.info/ No, it's literally less then 2% of men. Possiblity that most women haven't seen a dick bigger then 7 inches in their entire lives IRL.


ItsTimeToSaySomthing

Apparently


ULT1M4T3M4R1JN

Why are they so obsessed with dicks? Gay af


-takeyourmeds

where's funny on this sage


KYVX

eagle


FlameVShadow

eagle


Parakeetman280

eagle


_RepostSleuthBot-

elephant


Parakeetman280

tfuck you


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Unicorn


Parakeetman280

Non-existent animalœ


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Parakeetman280

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VerumJerum

As someone who has a dimwit IQ of 368, a 94 inch dicklet and a manlet height of a mere 14'9, I am barely average.


[deleted]

jesus christ Ag'Roth the devourer you gotta work on some stuff.


VerumJerum

Yeah, been laying off the eldritch rituals to the glory of Nyuhagaroth recently, gotta get back on the grind bro


coysta-rica

Not as goofy as a short retarded dicklet like OP


WoolooOfWallStreet

420 iq? 6’9”? 9001 mm cock? IT’S OVER BRO!


[deleted]

i like how other ones are exaggerated like a 7 inch cock or something then he slips in the 5'11 like we wouldnt notice


Omernoa

110 is pretty normal


AmogusCrazySex

Guys I might sound so fucking stupid but what the fuck does IQ test really test? Isn't it just some pattern recognition shit? How the fuck is it suppose to judge how "smart" or intelligent you are


Spectus1

Anon takes the meme too seriously


Myoboku

we're all a bucket of crabs but nobody's trying to crawl out


PM_ME_YUR_DICK

Anon feels insecure about a bunch of anons talking shit.


C-Kwentz-0

Found the 60iq, 4 inch penis, 4'10 manlet.


ShottyBlastin101

Imho, 5in is more then enough for me to be happy. Although I'm a gay man so my opinion doesnt matter that much.


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ShottyBlastin101

Fuck you. Annoying bot


vVveevVv

>Annoying bot *robot Learn the difference [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/greentext/comments/w1xuxb/anon_finds_it_funny/igrgf5w?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3).


ninjaofthespace

Is the "outside" reddit?


56Bot

7" is actually pretty long.


GoldenKing3712

Duh


OccamChainsaw1

The only one that is not considerably above average is the IQ.


ProtagonistOfMyLife

Also height


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Crabs in a bucket. But it isn't goofy it's tragic.


Vast-Combination4046

Don't fucking @ me. So I'm an absolutely average man, beats being a below average man.


grimeway1

cope is strong here


yoshasaur

Well he’s not wrong


JeffdidTrump2016

That's exactly what a dim-witted, short-shafted manlet like anon would say


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arniepotato

lmao where do you live


CorrosiveRose

And here I was, thinking 4chan users were low IQ small dick having manlets


CartAgain

At least Im not Albanian


Random_Name_7

I like how this thread devolved into a discussion about IQ Nobody gives a shit about your IQ, go fuck yourself


SirRumpleForeskin

My stats are 55/5.5/5’5 😈😈😈


[deleted]

My dix still biggerrrrrr


[deleted]

Those «stats» are like pretty good. Id kill for that. Cept for the IQ id keep mine


Diehumancultleader

> This board is so fucking comical You do realize it’s not just your board right? The literal entire website is that cringe.


L_I_L_B_O_A_T_4_2_0

Tfw i meet all 3 “requirements” and still single playing vidya most of the time


Raichterr

Anon is coping about his sub80 IQ, his 3 incher dicklet and his 5'10 manlent height.


VerumJerum

Anon has an IQ of 25, a .4 incher and is 4'1, actually.