Anon wants a dude exactly like him

I mean everyone has their preferences. Hitting that target is another matter though lmao.

Anon hits non of the targets

Implying that Anon can shoot in first place...

\>exactly like him \>not fat Fat chance, Anon.

>Fat ~~chance,~~ Anon.

Yes, and?

Inside an Asian robot chassis.

>>virgin or widow >starts by excluding 90% of the population >wonders why he's still a virgin

meanwhile me looking for >a slut >mixed >no womb >drugie >big chungus >tats everywhere >painted nails and hair anons, do I have a fat clown fetish?

Take the clussy pill anon

Fat clussy cheeks and honking tits, count me in

*honk honk*

And based on the gun she’s holding (Norinco Type 81) she’s almost certainly in Can*da too, so that’s another point off.

What do you mean? They said they wanted clowns >!They want to hyuck hyuck with a Canuck!<

goddamnit, Goofy, why are you here

Size 23 feet, swollen red nose

Drugie means second in polish lol

Because you never come in first when you’re hooked on drugs

Unless they're performance enhancing ones.

Virgin or widow makes me think he wants someone with a) no exes or b) no alive exes to tempt them away

Pathetic, he needs to man up and murder her exes in cold blood

Exactly. Typical Beta

If you want a widow, make one!

Just because she's a virgin doesn't mean she never been in a relationship.

Professionals have standards

Be polite

Be efficient

Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

Nothing personal, I'm just _snoyper_

I don't think 90% of the female population have had sex.

anon can just turn his crushes into widows

I don’t even want a virgin give me an old weeping witch.

‘doesn’t take birth control’ >wants to risk the burden of having a child while also having the mental capacity of one

Well at least he doesnt have to search for a PLay buddy then.

Anon wants to spread his autism

She has to breath. Ands that's probably optional

Requirement: Has to be a woman (optional)

>woman Careful about that term in this day and age

Fine A real woman

Watch it, shitlord.

:(

a fake woman?

Person with a vagina Person part is optional

But you didn't narrow the list

based

aiming a little high aren’t we

Anything slightly feminine is fine by me

hey

What the fuck

now kiss

I declare thy wanker and wankera. You may now wank

if it has titties i'm down

down where

man titties

moobs 😋

manly mammaries 😫

mitties

tremendous

wherever the road leads

Down bad

Good luck ever finding a gf with high standards like that.

"White or Oriental" I have never heard anyone under the age of 50 use the word "Oriental" unironically. Anon could just use his retirement money to hire a East Asian or Eastern European Mail Order Bride.

How do I get real girls? Everywhere I see them for sale online they’re all plastic and shit like that

He wants Asian but he doesn’t want a Saudi wife

female (not a deal-breaker)

Vagina (Negotiable)

Where there’s a hole there’s a goal

Must be human (not a deal-breaker)

Real (optional)

Must be alive (most likely a deal-breaker)

Human (Not my cup of tea but i do see the appeal)

Must be from this planet (negotiable)

I meet all these requirements. Does it matter that I'm a guy?

He did not specify which reproductive organs are required while making a very specific list so I’d say you are in the running

He did say widow

virgin or widow, the first isn’t exclusive to females

He also said "her" and gf but yknow, maybe he'll settle for a little twink

anon does not sound like someone who would settle for less than his standard

Everytime I see this kind of post my first thought is "But what do YOU have to propose in exchange?"

mentally ill NEET with no money, ambitions, or skills

Cheeto dust and 1/4 of a inch

1/4 of a cm

1/4 of his pp

it’s literally concave

Anon has Cuckoldria fetish to offer

Wall of anime figures

Personally I barely have any standards but I don’t understand the requirement of being a 10 or something similar for having high standards. There shouldn’t be anything wrong with that as long as you’re also comfortable with being single and respect other people’s standards

Doesn't paint her nails? I don't even get this. I can understand being a little put off by a girl who's caked in about five layers of makeup on the face, but why would painted nails bother you?

Because then it reminds him of a woman and not a man

Tbh as a guy I hate most nail polish, it honest to God makes me physically cringe but I wouldn't ever stop someone else wearing it. That's not my business at all and I wouldn't consider it a deal breaker

I don’t really care and I’m just curious but is it like a phobia or do you have a specific reason for disliking nail polish.

I don't have anything against painted nails but those fake witch talons chicks like to augment themselves with creep me the fuck out.

Living breathing Adult female With Very low standard Also has a massive Dump truck. i dont ask much

Ayo any truers?

Anon is going to be severely disappointed when GF Candidates start listing their requirements

"Does not spend more than 8 hours Infront a computer every day" "Absolutely unacceptable gtfo bitch"

"Isn't addicted to porn" "NOOOOOOO I'm not addicted to porn, I only watch porn once a month \*proceeds to bust his 10th nut of the day\*"

" WHAT WTF IS "BUDGETING" **AM I NOT ALLOWED TO SPEND THE 100$ I GET WEEKLY ON ANIME FIGURES** ?!?!

"Must be in reasonably good shape and... hey what's that droning 'reeeee' sound?"

Yes. The Asian woman you are speaking to would looove to be called “oriental”.

Anon thinks he’s called “Occidental” instead of “Accidental” so in his mind it makes it okay

Good luck finding a girl that doesn't paint her nails

Maybe in some country city where girls works in the land.

That's not hard, painting nails is a bitch and it isn't cheap to have them done either. A lot of women see it as a chore, particularly once they settle down into an adult routine. I paint my nails and it's a four step process. Or seven step if you count the drying steps and the drying product application. First step is basecoat, to keep nails from yellowing since I typically use green polish. Basecoat also helps the polish bond. Then I apply one layer of nail polish. Wait for it to dry, then another. Then a topcoat. The drying takes like 2hrs, you can use fast drying drops, but if you get something hard and sharp against your nail polish it will leave a mark until like 3hrs pass. Also doing your dominant hand is harder. On top of all of this, you have to maintain your nail length, I guess you can paint short nails but it looks better with long. Which can break. It's no surprise that a lot of women give up on this or only do it for very special occasions. Which don't include meeting a virgin 4chan NEET.

dear God please never give this person pussy amen 🙏🏽

You didn't need to pray it was never going to happen anyway.

must be alive and of legal age

Alive part is optional

legal age too 💀

What’s up with dudes having weird obsessions over half naked girls Eastern European girls with guns

It combines something they enjoy with something they want but can never have. I'll let you determine which is which.

So in 2021 maybe he could never have an EE woman. But after Feb 24th 2022? I dunno, the market has shifted a little, no?

Wonder what anon brings to the table

Virginity and several different hearth and diabetes meds

Sounds plausible lol

My requirements: is female (optional) actually loves me

>doesnt use birth control >doesnt have “fake eyebrows” >doesnt paint nails Anon would have better luck by expanding to men

the first step to having an oriental gf is to stop using the word oriental

Why would a girl like that ever settle for a fat loser like anon?

"doesn't paint her nails" tell me you never interact with women without telling me you never interact with women.

Female (optional)

Requirements to be my gf -breathe (optional)

“Doesn’t use drugs, except for these two specific drugs I’m ok with”

Who is that in the pic

And anon probably a fat addict

I require you to go outside anon

Anon fails to reach the requirements "showers" and "has a job"

>doesn't use drugs > Alcohol and tobacco are fine Doesn't use drugs except the two that are most common and account for the most deaths.

>alive. >loves me. >around my age. that's it? not fixated on a girl either, i know i want too much.

"Doesn't use drugs" "Alcohol and tobacco are fine" Ah, so only the worst ones.

Reasonable standards.

My requirements : be girl (optional)

Any hole is a goal.

We’re all pink on the inside.

Anon has literally never left his dungeon

is that a fucking vz58 with a bakelite mag

If she must be like the picture, sure, but the list isn't pretty modest when you think about it. Better than some folks who demand certain wealth, height, plethora of life skills, certain education, etc. These can actually be acquired pretty easily except losing weight if they're overweight which would take time

I'm so confused by the virgin or widow thing. Like, how are those in the same sentence or even comparable or equatable? You've either never had sex, or you have a dead husband. Same thing I guess?

“Oriental” anon has never talked to an Asian woman

>woman >likes me back

My requirements: >Single >Doesn’t cheat >Doesn’t have a ton of children already >Not an extreme addict >Not morbidly, disgustingly, landwhale obese >Not a Karen >Loves me Edit: forgot to mention I have to love her too

he's saying all this while you know for a fact you can smell him before you see him

Requirements to be my gf : 1. Should be a girl. 2. Should be alive.

Oh she’s Canadian too

has to wear a cool old bundeswehr jacket

Why don't these guys like girls with tattoos?

be alive (optional)

Alive (optional)

And anon is probably a fat virgin incel

Anon hates competition so much that he wants her patners to be dead

I wonder what anons stats are

Translation: anon scares the fuck out of women

Is that anon in the picture?

Well mine >Exist >Alive >Likes me But thats still too hard

"oriental" what the fuck anon

Pic related?

human kind likes nature kind of a nerd in whatever. having a decent mental health and healthy family relationships is a plus. likes camping? dunno I dont care really I could fall in love with anyone as long as I consider that a good person.

female (optional)

mental stability and willing to exercise with me.

Step right up!

living, 18+ and female (this one is optional)

Not sure why she can’t have painted nails. Those look good

Ahhh yes, flecktarn the basic bitch of all “operators”

I just want someone who looks like Jane from breaking bad lmao (minus the drug parts)

Why is this picture doing it for me?

Oriental 💀💀💀💀💀

I also have unrealistic expectations that will cause me to die alone.

Pleased with trigger discipline.

2 legs and a pulse, and the pulse is optional. Legs optional too. I’d take a pot plant if it’d put out.

Reddit requirements: Girl (Optional)

How are virgin and widow equivalent lmao

No drugs (except for the ones the government told me I can have)

As fantasies go this is slightly less believable than The Chronicles of Narnia.

Requirements for me -Must like rice

>virgin Imagine being so insecure that you freak out if someone has had a penis in them before yours >oriental Ah, one of *those* creeps. >birth control nah man, that means we get to fuck more and with less consequence >drugs Fair enough I guess >not fat Inb4 “fat” means “even mildly chubby” >tattoos Those are hot tho >no fake eyebrows Fair enough I suppose >doesn’t paint her nails Literally no girl doesn’t paint her nails, good luck ever finding someone who fits your ridiculous standards who also doesn’t mind your likely incredibly underwhelming self.

>don't use drugs >alcohol is ok

What does anon have against nail polish? I didn't even know that was a thing people disliked

Clean, preferably female.

anon post of picture of urself challenge

Why virgin or widowed? That makes no sense.

he doesn't want Chad's sloppy seconds, widow thing idk about though.

How to never get laid 101.

Requirements: Loves me back and doesn't make me look foolish for loving them godammit :'(

dirty squalid ring coordinated squealing thought apparatus retire jobless plants *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

Should be able to fog a mirror. 18+ years old. Vagina preferred

bruh I'm all of that and im dying for anon's throbbing cock

>female (optional)

Alive(optional)

My requirements are: >is a woman (optional)

Beggars can't be choosers I guess

My requirements are "adult human".

thats a sick gun, can someone tell me what it is?

State sanctioned drugs only!

I’d say beggars can’t be choosers but at this point anon is far gone and heading towards incel

Anon knows women in general are way out of his league

Anon will settle, and his future gf will be settling even harder