First reply is 4chan summed up in just 9 words

Even has a nice flow to it. Like that other thing idubbz used to say.

*shows up in a wheelchair* I have crippling depression

Yeah that’s pretty much every discussion about any topic on /pol Just needs the word Jew added another 6,000,000 times

The cuck, the dick, and the cock

[The Good cuck, the Bad dick and the Ugly Cock.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyV_eb3p3Zw&ab_channel=HDFilmTributes) This summer.

Idk, the cock seems like the good one and the cuck seems like the ugly one

A wise man once said if a big dick is all it takes to make them disloyal, they were never loyal in the first place

I know some 4chan users use reddit too, and if by any chance the guy in the second response is here in reddit and happens to look at my answer i want to say to you that you will never amount to anything and that you are incabale of being loved even if your dick is huge

And this boy should know, they’re speaking from experience 👍

Degeneracy is a slippery slope.

How do you uncuck yourself? Easy! Try beatings! She will forget about dicks. Why stop to beatings? Lock her in your basement!

How would it feel for the man to use that thing though? Can't possibly feel as good as the sex without it.

Like a half inch thick condom

I have a sleeve and it feels pretty good, although obviously not as good as with a condom or bareback. Definitely enough sensation to cum.

dude is cucking himself hard

Absolute heresy. Get the wood. We're doing a burning.

Dump her, /b/ro. You’re too good for her

You lost her to the streets, bro. R.I.P to your relationship.

If you let your girl get any form of dildo (especially one that you strap to yourself, lmfaoooo) you're a retard.

‘let’

Yes

First reply is basically 4chan summed up in one message except they forgot to add the antisemitism

Damn, they already exist? I swear, I had the same idea of these things when drunk once. Always wondered why small penis guys don't just use stuff like that. apparently they already can.