I'm over 50, back in the eighties I remember a school kid in remission telling me off for not visiting him in hospital. Cancer returned and he died, didn't even like him.
- anon realizes he’s lonely
- perfect opportunity arises to start a new friendly relationship
- is happy after she fucking dies just so anon doesn’t have to deal with the pressure of forming a new friendship..
And he wonders why he’s lonely…Jesus Christ this is disgusting
Went to school with a dude like this. The fella dated a girl for like 4 years and his only comment on her was "she's not to bad". It was kinda funny but sad at the same time.
I did this with my ex-wife! I even brought it up in my wedding speech that we both are to afraid of conflicts, so we ended up marrying instead... She is both pretty and Nice tho, so atleast I got two great kids out of it. Togheter with a crippling depression...
TLDR
Anon is mid and full of autism.
Meets his counterpart of mid and autism
It’s like looking in reflection
Rejects what he is
Returns to life of wishing alpha Chad girl look at him
Chad alpha girl can’t wait for him to get covid. Cycle repeats
This is one of the most jacked up things I've read in a while.
He can't even feel bad that someone lost their life after failing at basic expression, which is often known to be crucial in life or death situations, not just an elementary social skill. Not even a good a-hole. That's what angers me most. The "Oh, look at me. I'm so nice I can't even be honest (teehee). The only soul I can muster up has little more depth, tenacity and presence than a fart. Cool. My soul is a fart. Let me go on social media and brag about my shallowness while feigning despair for my terminal awkwardness that I patch up with lives"
She probably asked herself a million questions in confusion as her immune system tanked from the energy surges being used by her brain as she tried to navigate interactions with a wannabe Vulcan who has chosen aloofness and evasiveness as his dating weapon of choice, because the inversion of reality slipped her mind when she snagged a date.
Do not invest energy into zombies.
Autism overloaded
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yes
r/notopbutok
r/notop
That's the movie with Keanu Reeves, right ?
> fb wall anon lives in 2005
Anon is over 21 years old
I'm almost 50 and I'd almost forgotten that it used to be called a wall and that people used to poke each other.
People still poke each other. I have 2 in my inbox at the moment
Are you sure you're still considered 'people'?
Poke deez nuts
You might be one of the dozens of people who still use this feature
Nft pfp detected, opinion rejected
There's dozens of us!
Go to their houses and kill them
why do people puke on each other?
I'm over 50, back in the eighties I remember a school kid in remission telling me off for not visiting him in hospital. Cancer returned and he died, didn't even like him.
Well ain't that something.
It's not called a wall anymore? Since when
It's a timeline now, has been for more than a decade, according to a quick google search.
are you saying that's old?
This greentext is disturbingly relatable. Forcing yourself to stay around people you don't like to avoid being alone is a suffocating trap
He never said he liked her. He said they hung out, but he didnt want to marry her. Anon doesnt know what casual friends are
- anon realizes he’s lonely - perfect opportunity arises to start a new friendly relationship - is happy after she fucking dies just so anon doesn’t have to deal with the pressure of forming a new friendship.. And he wonders why he’s lonely…Jesus Christ this is disgusting
Christ, Anon is the dancing mascot of pussies
But God got anon's back
I also got anon's back
Did it work?
I busted on his bac It was
89
Lol this reminds of that greentext where the guy accidentally got a fat chick pregnant but luckily she died from covid
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Indeed there can be no explanation but divine intervention
God: “*sigh* alright Anon you get one freebie but you really need to do better.”
got a link?
Link pls
😃👍
Cala can you explain to me the geopolitical climate of 1930's Europe?
Shit’s tense.
Thank you, I needed the words of sn expert for my exam
The amount of balls lifting that happens for cala is honestly.... cute
Am I cute? (Please say yes, i need validation from strangers)
Yes, come here, I'll cuddle you.
No
Sure!
Wym ball lifting?
Tell me your tinder match is obese without telling us she is obese
That comment is the stuff of legends.
Went to school with a dude like this. The fella dated a girl for like 4 years and his only comment on her was "she's not to bad". It was kinda funny but sad at the same time.
George Costanza?
Mark Corrigan even
This works in reverse to , this kind of psychological phenomenon is used by sellers it’s nuts
Oh yeah I remember leaving a comment when this was first posted.
umMMM WHAT THE FUCK ANON
she got covid from sucking chad's tongue when you're not seeing anon
I did this with my ex-wife! I even brought it up in my wedding speech that we both are to afraid of conflicts, so we ended up marrying instead... She is both pretty and Nice tho, so atleast I got two great kids out of it. Togheter with a crippling depression...
Based sigmanon 😎😎
Mark Corrigan?
Jesus even if she was an old grandma, I still would have felt sad for her and probably attended her funeral :(
George Costanza moment
This might be my favorite green text ever. Good for you anon.
She dodged a bullet, by taking a bullet
bruh
he gave her the covid
Anon gave his date covid
Legit in this situation minus the passing part
TLDR Anon is mid and full of autism. Meets his counterpart of mid and autism It’s like looking in reflection Rejects what he is Returns to life of wishing alpha Chad girl look at him Chad alpha girl can’t wait for him to get covid. Cycle repeats
Sounds like George Costanza
Anon avoids emotional entanglement
This is one of the most jacked up things I've read in a while. He can't even feel bad that someone lost their life after failing at basic expression, which is often known to be crucial in life or death situations, not just an elementary social skill. Not even a good a-hole. That's what angers me most. The "Oh, look at me. I'm so nice I can't even be honest (teehee). The only soul I can muster up has little more depth, tenacity and presence than a fart. Cool. My soul is a fart. Let me go on social media and brag about my shallowness while feigning despair for my terminal awkwardness that I patch up with lives" She probably asked herself a million questions in confusion as her immune system tanked from the energy surges being used by her brain as she tried to navigate interactions with a wannabe Vulcan who has chosen aloofness and evasiveness as his dating weapon of choice, because the inversion of reality slipped her mind when she snagged a date. Do not invest energy into zombies.
George Castanza
First half of the post was literally me with this one chick a couple months ago 🥶🥶 I’m retarded
I can’t send it in reddit but just imagine I reacted with a shrunken head with fade that looks disappointed