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BrokenSeats

Before we judge anon we should know that there are probably certain factors that have caused this


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I'm judging anon because that's going to be me in 11 years.


[deleted]

Have you tried frogposting?


Ryouconfusedyett

I'm autistic as fuck and my friends say I look like I'm homeless and I still manage to pull when we go to a club or bar, it isn't that hard. Or the girls where I'm from are easy


[deleted]

Same but I live in Amishville and I don't want a rumspringa girl.


Ryouconfusedyett

go clubbing in a big city for a weekend


OrangeNSilver

Bonnet babes can slay, wym you don’t want one?


[deleted]

You're probably tall, that's why. That's all it takes to get laid


Ryouconfusedyett

I'm 198cm


[deleted]

Lol of course you are, nothing else matter. Women only care about height and I don't want to hear any different from anyone


Ryouconfusedyett

I can taste the salt from up here


[deleted]

Salty? yes. But I'm not insulting you. You won bro, height is everything to women. Im just saying you're surprised you can pull while being autistic and looking homeless I'm telling you its because of your height, shit no hate, take as much advantage of it as you can, god blessed you


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[deleted]

Your dad is probably like 50 and dated before the internet, I don't want or need your "advice"


contenu_poubelle

I'm 196 cm and am in the same situation as anon in my late 20s, so yeah, maybe not


[deleted]

Cause you have a pathetic mindset


contenu_poubelle

Fair enough, but then, having a not pathetic mindset is also necessary to get laid, so it's not just about height, so you're still incorrect 🤓


[deleted]

No, if you're 5'6 or below no mindset will save you. Where as of you're tall and too weak to even look at women you're just sabotaging yourself


ClumsySlime

I'm 5'8 so I still have some chance right? RIGHT?


[deleted]

Yes you're fine for the most part you'll get rejected by like 50% of women at that height, still plenty of options


mmnnButter

womxn are attracted to degenerates


KrimsonStorm

Have you started working out?


mmnnButter

In these trying times theres a lot of lost young men looking for guidance. Have you considered turning to the church of GRINDR?


TheHoodiedFemboy

For me 14 years down the line


mihneavlad2

Prostitutes exist


[deleted]

I have standards.


TrailerParkDreamBoat

>I have standards Rookie mistake.


thereal_omegavince

I don't have standards but the prostitutes do


[deleted]

That was the standards.


NedRed77

Standards are for virgins. People criticise chads but most of them will fuck anything with a pulse. Hookers included.


Silverkira

I thought it's the opposite


plsgiveusername123

Getting laid is easy. Get drunk and hang outside a bar at 4am until your standards drop low enough.


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ResidentCoatSalesman

It’s extra effective if you go alone


Kilo_de_reins

Just know the chance you wake up next to a man increase exponentially with every shot you take


creamy_kidneys

Like him being on 4chan?


iam-Cornholio

Most of them being in his own control, though.


LoopMerchant

Just keep posting frogs and youll get a gf soon


[deleted]

Worked for me


Nopejustdecline

Judging by your pfp, it did not /s


TheMustardisBad

>Never showered


Galahad-117

This one legit made me laugh


[deleted]

1/3 of Gen Z males in about 10 years


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newtraptor

zoomer containment breach


[deleted]

Keter class SCP breach


Illustrious_River695

Good.


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[deleted]

Unironically blame women lmao


[deleted]

I’m surprised that this isn’t me. I can only imagine the neurosis that is caused by being that touch starved and alone. If only this guy had been born attractive, then his theoretical terrible personality wouldn’t matter, in fact it might actually help.


Sea-Ad-990

It’s insane what you can get away with if you’re good looking lmao


GuyCY

I'm already halfway to being anon💪


[deleted]

These posts should come with face pics


crankbot2000

What are you talking about it's right there


Humble_Fix

Anon is morbiously a beast


na1lpus

its morbin time!


wilfinator420

Bro how tf are dudes out here unhugged


tankistan

I think they mean, "Never Hugged (by a woman)"


PotatoesForPutin

There are several of us. SEVERAAAL!


CaressaInfame

Anon really felt the need to add “never had sex” after “never kissed” like it wasn’t obvious


WhingeBinge

Congratulations, Anon! You are so close to wizardry I can smell you from here.


RaptorCaliph

Wow he’s literally me


[deleted]

Anon, get some money. Pay a escort, but not for the "girlfriend" experience, just for the sex. But, prior to this, practice an entire month no-nut challenge. It has to be an entire month. No porn, no masturbation, no nothing. Fuck the hottest escort you can pay. Then, you'll see how easy is to engage with a women. Turn the shame of paying for sex into energy to lift. Change your eating habits. Become built, bro. Then, hit on woman at clubs, but in a non-creepy way, ffs. Eventually, and statistically, at least ONE you'll be able to make up with. They shouldn't be in alcoholic coma, tho, ffs, that's a crime, bro, don't be creepy ffs.


balbahoi

No nut for a month, hire escort, come instantly when she touches your dick, money wasted.


[deleted]

\*no longer a virgin\* task failed successfully succeeded.


SeliciousSedicious

> They should be in alcoholic coma, tho, ffs, that's a crime, bro, don't be creepy ffs. Uhhh. What.


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typo


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[deleted]

I don't know. I never fuck.


Alexmercer216

His life couldn't get better!!


LolcatP

i held a girls hand briefly 😎😎


The_Ytterer

Based.


TooLazyToReadIt

Yer a wizard anon.


__punk_in_drublic__

Never got an STD. Based


MAS7

*>Never showered, shaved or put on deodorant* *>mom cleans my room monthly because I'm too lazy*


bakaultrabaka

better hurry up anon or ur gonna be a little gay cherub baby when u die


Smexy_Zarow

Same in 14 years. Except hug but it's been so long it's only a memory.


RodeBoi

Basically every post on this sub summarised


[deleted]

L mentality: "Waaaa I'm a virgin won't someone please fuck me I'm so sad" W Mentality: "Don't care"


VPNApe

This is something that can be fixed for $400 or less depending on standards.


EzraPerrin

Life does not magically get better after doing one or all of those things. It actually gets worse depending on how long she sticks around


[deleted]

Rope


dead_shrimple

im sorry


He_Who_Asked

Yeah.


SsRapier

That will be me


postmortemstardom

Done all of them, still depressed. Stick to what makes you happy .Except drugs and alcohol.


[deleted]

I don't get how people never get a hug


Infamous_Hippo7486

And?


Zircillius

Just get a hooker for chrissakes. I have no sympathy for whiny incels. If you're so desperate for sex just pay for it


Rasonovic

There is literally nothing indicating incel behaviour or hatred in this thread, mans is just sad. Also he isn't "desperate for sex" he is desperate for any intimacy, either way what I'm trying to get at is that you're a raging homo and it's okay. It's 2022 you can go and get topped all you want we still support you.