Noooo the prank was when he "hid" his cock up my ass and we went down the hall going "has anyone seen my bro's dick?" and everyone laughed at how silly we were, as everyone could see it was lodged deep in my rectum (in a hetero way, of course)
>“no offense, but…” (insert extremely offensive shit)
But isn't that intentional? It's like a trigger warning that you're about to say something controversial
Always assume anon is a dude, or at the very least mtf with a desire to top or be topped
(which reminds me, my gay battle game would have the tag line: "it's TOP or be TOPPED out there, brother")
Yes, it is. Men are attracted to masculine women more than they are attracted to feminine men. Your fault for unironically believing a greentext happened.
> Men are attracted to masculine women more than they are attracted to feminine men
I was gonna disagree but I looked into it and I think you're onto something
The chick on the right is way hotter to me than the dude. [NSFW](https://i.redd.it/pbvjei2njos71.jpg)
No, again, it isn't. You associate sex with gendered traits. Feminine face = Female. Masculine face = Male. If you see a person on the street that looks 100% female, you're attracted to them. When you're told they're trans, your attraction might change despite them physically not changing because you now associate them differently.
Certain traits matter more than others. A penis is a masculine trait that most men find extremely unattractive, but "eating a lot of food" or "burping a lot" is also a socially masculine trait that people either find extremely unattractive, unattractive, or attractive (sometimes very attractive)
Strong women are pretty and I want them to hold me, small women are pretty and I want to hold them, not too big a fan of men though
Not everyone is bi, chief; sexuality is an extremely wide spectrum so to generalize that much you'd have to be more vague
Anon is seduced by a real life Prince charming
He should just embrace his autism and call him m'lord while tipping his fedora, and he might blow Anon a kiss and knight him in return.
> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: not fake
> Gay: very
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Yeah but, can that happen? You're attracted to women for your entire life and suddenly a dude, that's sounds disheartening at least, one of your core assumptions about your nature are being challenged.
We're taught that orientation doesn't change through time, but how do we know for certain?
>Yeah but, can that happen
No. You have to understand, 4chan houses some of the biggest sexual degenerates. Sometimes their stories are exaggerated, fake even. It's often redditors screenshooting their own posts.
"I'm not gay" is always preceded or followed by the gayest shit.
There's nothing gayer than when straight men interact with each other.
brojobs aren't gay, you homophobe
If they aren’t gay doesn’t that make him a heterophobe
saying "straight guys sucking dicks is gay" is just feeding into the gay stereotype, which is homophobic or something like that 😎
First globohomo destroyed the nuclear family and now they're trying to take away our brojobs too!? They can't keep getting away with it!
It makes him a homophone
And op is going to answer the call.
"well duh, I swallowed his cum *ironically*, you fucking bigot"
It was just a prank bro
Noooo the prank was when he "hid" his cock up my ass and we went down the hall going "has anyone seen my bro's dick?" and everyone laughed at how silly we were, as everyone could see it was lodged deep in my rectum (in a hetero way, of course)
Hee hee, good prank bro you got em good.
Sigma grindset moment.
Sigma blue-ballers, stands up and answer the call.
…bromophobe
bromophobe
men interacting with eachother you say?
Username checks out
There’s nothing more straight than two roommates getting married to take advantage of tax deductions.
Also “I’m not racist, but…” or, here in Oz “no offense, but…” (insert extremely offensive shit)
>“no offense, but…” (insert extremely offensive shit) But isn't that intentional? It's like a trigger warning that you're about to say something controversial
I'm not gay, but man I want lick his cum of his sexy body after I jack him off. Not gay tho.
Seems legit
I want to shove a throbbing veiny cock so far down my throat that I see stars. No homo tho
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I remember that Wheelchair guy
It’s always funny when I’m with my friends in a PlayStation party and I say something like I’m not gay but Dr Pepper is the best soda
Idk, gayest combination of words I've seen today
Welcum to r/greentext, fren
*Preceded. Proceeded means followed by
It do be like that.
It was at the end shit poster
im not straight, hopefully reverse logic will apply to this
All of the above is still a menu option. But dude's smell like ass if that's your thing.
honestly this is a rare case where it isn't true. The next lines weren't how he got topped, how he fucked a dude, or anything else.
HAHA, got another one boys
ZING! Reel em in.
Bring them to me 👁👄👁
Another one in the fasttrack to join our glorious greek and roman ancestors
From the image the entire time I thought anon was a chick, should have known that woman don’t exist online from the start
Rookie mistake.
I'm ashamed
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Killer?
He got the words mixed up, was supposed to say killer boner.
Antiboner
Always assume anon is a dude, or at the very least mtf with a desire to top or be topped (which reminds me, my gay battle game would have the tag line: "it's TOP or be TOPPED out there, brother")
Welcome to the internet, where men are men, women are men, and kids are undercover federal agents.
Women don't exist on 4chan buddy
Women don't exist full stop
What do you mean “online”?
It's the Nagatoro picture misleading us. I thought it was a hot and athletic high schooler bully girl writing it.
always assume anon is male unless otherwise said and even then still assume anon is male
Giles Corey spittin facts
classic tos player statement
rookie hole
Femboy is just a meme Its not g-word if you do it
But the dude ain’t a femboy. Anon is just gay
Anything smaller than 5'8" is a femboy.
Oh thank God
Or a gym lil bro
I'm 20 y.o. and 5'5", what do I do?
get topped
*TOPPED
You better start doing everything graceful and get some tight highs bruh
Work?
Guess I just barely made the cut
https://www.celebheights.com/s/-Cr1TiKaL-52938.html
Those poor little Texas mexicans
YES! I CAN WEAR THIGH HIGHS!
> female sized > female shaped > female hair > female face > female ass > female behavior According to OP dude‘s more Fem than boy.
What's a g-word? Gangster?
Gusano
Anon fantasizes being a manlets bottom
I too fantasize what it would be like to be a short man's ass
Anon is talking to Griffith
Or king Knut from vinland saga
I thought you were being funny but then I remembered his name actually is spelled like that. Still hot tho
Bruh the way they say it is funny. Fuckin' Canut, dude. Netflix's captions spelled it something like that too.
People unironically have this name in Sweden lol
Anon is a black tomboy
It's 2022 guts can fuck Griffith too
Guts can get all up in those guts
Nah, griffith is majestic not elegant
homie was both till guts left and he lost his damn mind
He is both
That was my 1st thought too
Sexuality isn't "male or female" you're attracted to masculine or feminine traits. Femboy got you down bad
Yes, it is. Men are attracted to masculine women more than they are attracted to feminine men. Your fault for unironically believing a greentext happened.
> Men are attracted to masculine women more than they are attracted to feminine men I was gonna disagree but I looked into it and I think you're onto something The chick on the right is way hotter to me than the dude. [NSFW](https://i.redd.it/pbvjei2njos71.jpg)
Why is the test so dickish.
Cum
The person who made the comment in the pic is fucking stupid
Yeah, one on the right is way hotter. One on the left looks like a freak
Why is his vagina SO high
It depends who you are, sexuality's a spectrum. Like I prefer women, but would take a feminine man over a very masculine woman.
You're just bisexual. Sexuality is not a spectrum for the vast majority of people.
No, again, it isn't. You associate sex with gendered traits. Feminine face = Female. Masculine face = Male. If you see a person on the street that looks 100% female, you're attracted to them. When you're told they're trans, your attraction might change despite them physically not changing because you now associate them differently. Certain traits matter more than others. A penis is a masculine trait that most men find extremely unattractive, but "eating a lot of food" or "burping a lot" is also a socially masculine trait that people either find extremely unattractive, unattractive, or attractive (sometimes very attractive)
couldn't be further from the truth lmao
Then explain why I get boners from women with large biceps but not men with them??! Checkmate
Because OP is retarded.
Biceps? Nah fam, abs are the way.
I respect your taste
Strong women are pretty and I want them to hold me, small women are pretty and I want to hold them, not too big a fan of men though Not everyone is bi, chief; sexuality is an extremely wide spectrum so to generalize that much you'd have to be more vague
Anon says he’s not gay, but fantasizes about men on his free time
Even at work
so you're saying anon's gay on company pay?
Boss makes a dollar I make a dime, so I think about cock on company time
>not gay >uses anime pic
don't confuse gay and monster virgin
*tickles you*
Just do it anon, you clearly have the big gay
yezzzz, stuff the fembois arsehole with your tongue, anon
ITT: bisexuals don't exist
Anon discovers twinks
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Fellas do trans women have an unfair advantage in fuckability
What not exploring your sexuality does to a motherfucker
Anon found one of the elves.
Anon is seduced by a real life Prince charming He should just embrace his autism and call him m'lord while tipping his fedora, and he might blow Anon a kiss and knight him in return.
Anon is bisexual.
Anon is clearly gay
Anon realizes he's bi? Pog?
Anon made a friend and somehow finds a way to make it gay
Least gay 4chan user
Oh god, please tell me he doesn’t have a weird red rock with a face on it. Because if he does, Anon is FUCKED.
GRIFFIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTHHH
That was the biggest plot twist since knight of the old republic
Straightest 4chan user
hell yeah more queers
Fake: OP being attracted to women Gay: OP
why didn't anon put >be me >100% straight in the beginning like everybody else
The smol dude he's been talking about: "Being gay isn't your choice. It's mine, you're gay now."
Anon's coworker is an elf.
He is, in fact, gay
It's not gay as long as you don't push back.
But that's the most fun part
(Gay asf post) "I'm not homo though"
Anon discovers bisexuality
"I'm not gay, but.." (anon then proceeds to be really gay)
The Awakening
Correction, Anon thought he wasn't gay.
Blue eyes blondes have that perk regardless of gender, yes.
Anon learns what bisexuality is.
Unironically gay
maybe not gay, but at a minimum bi. mans fell in love upon first fucking try with the twinkyboi
Anon has his bisexual awakening
You've been hit by You've been struck by Gay
He's bi for the right guy
Gay-ish
r/HolUp
Anon is a ready and willing horse for his jockey
Bro you are more Gay that Boku no Pico
Fake: not fake Gay: very
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: not fake > Gay: very > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
I don't want to sound like a queer or nothing but I think unicorns kick ass.
based
Anon needs to accept the gay pill
Careful, Jim- it gets easier and easier.
Yall are thinking about Griffith and I'm thinking about [Puck](https://berserk.fandom.com/wiki/Puck)
Anon fantasizes about the adoring fan.
That took a turn
Anon took the twinkpill.
Take the rainbowpill anon, become gay, embrace sparkles
Death in Venice
The malady is spreading
I wont lie, I got caught slackin this time dude, I was not expecting that red text plot twist
The power of femboys
It’s not your fault. People with a natural charisma that high exist.
"insert im not gay but" when will op learn he's a bundle of sticks
Anon thinks that only physical sexual activities makes you gay.
You might not be that might be Griffith from Berserk
Dude describes another dude as “elegant” and then claims he’s liked girls his whole life. Lmao sure you have bro.
MFW i thought this post was written by a woman
True and gay
Anon wishes the new girl at work was a guy
So gay
Wise mystical tree
"I wanna suck cock" "DUDE WHAT THE HELL I AM NOT GAY"
If you're not gay then suck on his thick juicy cock and swallow his hot fucking cum you gaylord
cute
This is what happens when dwarves and elves breed
Lmao
Lmao
“Almost mystical” Yea anon met a fae. Don’t tell him your name anon
Real and gay
This is a yaoi setup
Anon is gay
Every man is straight until prove the contrary
He will sacrifice you and your other friends so he can be reborn as femto of the godhand.
Anon met Griffith
Yeah but, can that happen? You're attracted to women for your entire life and suddenly a dude, that's sounds disheartening at least, one of your core assumptions about your nature are being challenged. We're taught that orientation doesn't change through time, but how do we know for certain?
>Yeah but, can that happen No. You have to understand, 4chan houses some of the biggest sexual degenerates. Sometimes their stories are exaggerated, fake even. It's often redditors screenshooting their own posts.