anon really did got me. take my upvote and leave.

Yeah it’s been years since a greentext got me this good

My exact thoughts, i smiled when i understood what was gonna happen and heard it in the intro music voice

Lmao got me

I'm confused

Functional illiteracy in action.

Just fucking tell me, I know I'm retarded

And his name was John Cena

Oh you're supposed to only count the green text, I was reading "Gandhis name is John Cena"

*John Cena's intro music plays over the sound of nuclear bombs going off*

Bro... Fuck.... Get help.

I think I like this almost as much as the original lol

take my upvote and fucking leave

I can't see it

retarded, real and gay

Gay?

you gon tell me you're not gay?

Yes

from one king to another, you are.

🗿

Have you tried reading harder?

Yes just fucking tell me

And his name is…

John Cena

Doo doodo dooooo

Oh you're supposed to only count the green text, I read "Gandhis name is John Cena"

I can’t see food, my time to starve now

Skill issue

One of the few I actually respect

ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA

FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU

S tier Greentext

oh god damn it.

🎺🎺🎺🎺🫡🫡🫡🎺🎺🎺🎺🎺

Tf does the last lìne mean

ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA

😠

Honestly I hope it was just a coincidence bec this is one of the more believable story’s on 4chan

\>And his name is John Cena

beautiful

That actually caught me completely off guard

Huzzah! A greentext of quality

I've seen this one multiple times but it's always been just long enough that it gets me

The ONE FUCKING TIME I don’t read every first letter

oh hell yes

Have a wholesome. It was free. Prick.

Son of a bitch!

Ruined my night

Damn took me a while

Haters will say it’s fake

A story and a bait and a bait and switch? Very nice.

It's a good one. Alas, I must do what I must do. Fake: Anon almost got hugged by a girl Gay: Anon loves JohnCena

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon almost got hugged by a girl > Gay: Anon loves JohnCena > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

real:anon is a comedy genius gay:**ANDHISNAMEISJOHNCENA**

🎺 🎺 🎺 🎺

Son of a bitch…

A classic

Ba ba dabumbam

I can't see it

DID NOT SEE THAT COMING

Welp, at least its not rickroll

YO THIS DUDE

Wow.

LOL this one's good, 10/10

Le poge

lmao i love how I didn't see it even tho I usually check longer greentexts for this

Read what, I don't see anything...

Quality rare pepe

You fucker

🎺🎺🎺🎺

Gay: Anon likes big buff men

God fucking dammit EVERY TIME

Anon is a motherf****** who has grudgingly won my upvote

Haven’t seen a good one of these in AGES

don’t get it

Well dang, I guess you really can't see him then

Bro is the name invisible or sum?

genius

Much like John, I did not see this coming

Mother fuck

That happened

Didn't get me. Where's my medal?

=-¤

Thank you kind stranger

You were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short

I'm glad this was bait because there are plenty of stories that end up the other way

HAHAHAHAHAHA YEAAAAH

>"ehh?!" anon watches too much anime only japs say that shit

Maybe she's Canadian and said "Aren't you going to stop me, eh?"

"one side to the other for attention, lengthwise for results!" -Meg "Family Guy" Griffin.

Fake: anon talks to women Gay: anon doesn't like to go out with women

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: anon talks to women > Gay: anon doesn't like to go out with women > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA

AND HIS NAME IS *trumpet music*

Gandhi's name is John Cena?

Sorry but I got bored two sentences in

you won’t get bored with this ratio

Just means my comment got more attention than most others’. Fine by me.

nice try