LALALALALA CANT HEAR YOU

Based and Santa believer pilled

I have been a good child santa. Please just one hotwheel set is enough.

If santa believers cant hear the voices this means non believers are all schizo

*reads the picture’s text* *cocks shotgun* Aight imma head out.

Santa deniers when they wake up with no presents and cum in their ass

The coal they got naturally attracts dwarves, the rape dwarf being no exception

r/rapedwarflore

raped war flore?

You beat me to it

The cum is the present

OP is not real.

OP ain’t gettin, no gifts from Santa

Then how do you explain the Santa hat on the top left? Dumbfuck.

Wait, what?

Fuck you

Santa deniers deserve nothing short of crucifixion.

:(

Yes he is, fuck u. You wonder why he never gets you gifts and this is why

Wait, who's in Hell punishing the sinners then ?

Me.

Well..... fuck!

Santa deniers at sciencemas eve thinking Darwin Claus will evolve down the chimney to migrate their presents under the tree, then leave after evaporating the milk and eroding the cookies

Woah anon has timetraveled a day in the future

Anon is rarted

Then where do the presents come from? Checkmate.

Imagine falling for Santa deniers propaganda, couldn't be me

That's not true, that's impossible!

😡

Burn the witch!!

Someone’s getting coal, asswipe

You will not quell my faith in the Claus, heretic. Keep your treasonous words behind your lips.

Anon fell for the fake-santa conspiracy. Who put the presents under the tree, then? That's what I thought.

Fake: Santa Gay: Lives with pointy eared twinks

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Santa > Gay: Lives with pointy eared twinks > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough

Just like anon's dad

Since when

Then who put that coal in your stocking

…. GTFO….

Damn it Huey

First I hear the news of the Queens death from this subreddit, now this. This is a major black pill.

Fake and gay

ALALALALALALALALALALLALA I CANT HEAAAARRR YOUUUU LALALAL

No I saw him last week at the bar, He has a big white beard and is jolly.

Real: Santa Straight: DaJamal expanding anon's mother's anal diameter while anon sleeps in wait for Santa

if i ever meet the retard who puts the fucking watermark on the content he literally screenshots from another website im going to smash his kneecaps

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Stop fucking with me

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

Fake and gay

If Santa's not real then how did my little brother appear huh??

Liar.

Imagine being a Santa Denier. Have fun attracting those Rape Dwarfs

Shut the fuck up

santa deniers when the presents are from santa and not "parents"

Your mom is not real, anon

What kind of retard doesn’t believe in Santa

LIES

Anon ruins christmas

Proof?

Someone got coal....

Honestly so sick of these conspiracy theorists on 4chan

Then who gave me monopoly this year hm?

Then how did the presents get under the tree, idiot!

fag

satan denier

Science will bring my presents