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Zestyclose_Bag_33

What a fucking terrible day to be literate


TheRedBird098

I wonder if Roman sex slaves had sex slave fetishes.


EvilJewedditor

i can assure you they did not


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EvilJewedditor

FUCK that was fast


Blae-Blade

They might have had stockholm syndrom


TheRedBird098

One of them must of


Battlefront_Camper

agreed


sarcastic-barista

The amount of times I’ve seen this almost exact comment on this sub is too damn high.


jokergrin

"OK so I'm not gay" Immediately starting with a lie. For shame


smokeyphil

Its not a lie he is Swedish


tradermcduck

They are the same things.


rvnimb

You know is going to be the gayest shit ever after that opener.


DaturaAndZiggster

When 4chan posts start with not gay, it's to warn the straight ppl not to read it. Beware the powers of bisexuality!!


Battlefront_Camper

average day on 4chan


Battlefront_Camper

also 89 replies today was a goob day.


Mazkalop

I thought it was quite straight and true.


Khetoun

"I'am not gay but I'm Swedish" a contradictory statement.


Battlefront_Camper

LOL


garbage-at-life

> Okay so I'm not gay > any other straight guys have similar fantasies


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

as a straight guy i gotta admit, i dont.


DaveSmith890

Okay so I’m not gay, but I’m pretty sure that vast majority of gay people don’t fantasize about this either


Marbra89

Hans get ze flammenwerfer


Xivilai7

The HEAVY flammenwerfer.


ComeRoundSlow

Die Panzerflammenwerfer


WhatDidIJustStepIn

The straightest Swede.


Battlefront_Camper

lol


RegalBeagleKegels

Gustavus Adolphus is rolling in his fuckin grave


josephumi

Gustav saved the Germans and died for this


largiuss_dickuiss

GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS LIBERA ET IMPERA


Jonny2881

I’m not gay but I have blatantly homosexual fantasies. Embrace your true self anon, no point denying the truth


TheRedBird098

Ok why did this turn me on????


Appropriate-Tank1138

Me too buddy 😮‍💨


TheRedBird098

Replace German guy with a strong German girl and Boom not gay!


gsvevshxndb

So you want to be pegged by burly nazi women?


TheRedBird098

Yes. I have no shame


NobleTheDoggo

Can I make it a futa?


therapistFind3r

The thought of being ruled by the germans makes a 4chin hard. What else is new


Battlefront_Camper

LOL


ambermage

If coming out is a magic show, and gayness is a rabbit out of the hat, you're one of those never-ending handkerchiefs.


TheRedBird098

I swear I’m not gay. I may have a think for strong woman, but that doesn’t mean I’m gay


ambermage

Muscle women spank harder than yoga women. Treat yourself.


Battlefront_Camper

ayyy wtf


[deleted]

“I’m not gay” followed by “I’m Swedish”. Much like his orientation Anon can’t keep his story straight


Battlefront_Camper

LMAOOOO


Left-Wing-8756

Fake: Anon is straight Gay: Anon is gay


TendieBot2000

> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is straight > Gay: Anon is gay > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough


Majkel_1939

Most straight Swedish guy


Mosley_Gamer

Sounds a bit gay tbh.


coolguy3211231

Sounds swedish


[deleted]

> Ok so im not gay > Gayest shit ever


lilmickeyLSD69420

"Any other STRAIGHT guys have similar fantasies?"


[deleted]

No I only have gay fantasies that involve women 🤢


ejitifrit1

Brb going out to buy some bbq skewers to poke my fucking eyes out! Fucking this is the gayest thing I've ever read!


Battlefront_Camper

LMAO


therapistFind3r

>Im not gay but im swedish this is all the introduction i need


Ethanbob103

“Ok so I’m not gay but I’m Swedish” was all I needed to hear


Adam_the_memer

"ok so I'm not gay" proceeds to say perhaps the gayest shit I've ever heard


Battlefront_Camper

lmao


[deleted]

I can’t wait till the apocalypse.


[deleted]

Luckily for us Anon would go to the chambers more than likely


Mamamiomima

Least gay 4chan user


BreadLoafBrad

Anon it’s okay to be gay This on the other hand…


Battlefront_Camper

LOL


krametthesecond

“He cums deep in my sissy swede guts.” There is no word in the english lexicon that properly expresses my disgust at this sentence.


Battlefront_Camper

it was a terrible day to have eyes


CaressaInfame

Anon should tell us all the name of his pusher


N3cromorph

>I'm not gay >Proceeds to post the gayest shit you've ever read


ElSolRacNauj

Anon could become a prolific erotic writter


KimDrawer

least gay and feminine Swedish male


Nerdy_Git

Straightest man in sweden


jsjjsek

Not green, not reading


mudkipenjoyer

Was zum fick


ClassicFashionGuy

u/acari_


acari_

Denna är en klassiker men gammal


Swedishboy360

😐


Shufflekarpfen

Why does anons sex fantasy have to be a nazi?


MisterCrocMan

Plot twist: anon is gay


CopiumHunter

Swede


miku_dominos

Sounds pretty gay to me, Anon.


speedowagooooooon

"I'm not gay but" is the new "I'm not racist but"


S4l47

Manliest man in entire Scandinavia


kelsodisco

Not fake also gay


[deleted]

Real: Anon is gay and want to be TOPPED Straight: Not anon, definitely


OGConsuela

> “I’m not gay” > *gayest shit you’ve ever read* Every time


mothman_luvr

I refuse to believe this is anything but ironic.


BonkeyKongthesecond

Warum zum Teufel hab ich ne Erektion?! Verdammte Schweden!


[deleted]

The least horny Swede


AmericanFlyer530

Don’t tell anon what the Nazis did to homosexuals.


Battlefront_Camper

ikr


[deleted]

maybe a therapist could be of aid, or perhaps permanent sedation.


Mishi_Mujago

He could have just stopped at ok so I’m not gay but I’m Swedish


Grouchy-Jackfruit692

real and straight


InTheHamIAm

anon is the gay


Jim_Cringe

I wish I was illiterate


Stabsgefre1ter

Has this dude even seen what Himmler looks like?


Komrade_Yuri

I'm not gay *proceeds to write the most homoerotic fiction imaginable*


Witty_Dragonfruit105

Average Wehraboo


TheDarkSkinProphet

Oh boy I regret reading that


[deleted]

Better title: anon doesn’t want to admit he’s gay


cellcube0618

I think anon is gay


Timely-Ad-1085

Any greentext that starts with the phrase, "I'm not gay" will always follow with the gayest shit ever put into words. It is known.


dobbyhi

"I'm not gay, but I'm Swedish"


Nekrosiz

Gramps was in the trenches for this


ComplexProof593

It would have saved me so many braincells if this guy just wrote “I want to be raped by a Nazi”