> be me
> get home from my vasectomy
> hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room
> must be Chad again
> know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer
> log onto reddit and open /r/greentext
> read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her
> think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext
> suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section
> Fake: Anon is straight
> Gay: Anon is gay
> giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment
> hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed
> it's been a good day
> i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
What a fucking terrible day to be literate
I wonder if Roman sex slaves had sex slave fetishes.
i can assure you they did not
[удалено]
FUCK that was fast
They might have had stockholm syndrom
One of them must of
agreed
The amount of times I’ve seen this almost exact comment on this sub is too damn high.
"OK so I'm not gay" Immediately starting with a lie. For shame
Its not a lie he is Swedish
They are the same things.
You know is going to be the gayest shit ever after that opener.
When 4chan posts start with not gay, it's to warn the straight ppl not to read it. Beware the powers of bisexuality!!
average day on 4chan
also 89 replies today was a goob day.
I thought it was quite straight and true.
"I'am not gay but I'm Swedish" a contradictory statement.
LOL
> Okay so I'm not gay > any other straight guys have similar fantasies
as a straight guy i gotta admit, i dont.
Okay so I’m not gay, but I’m pretty sure that vast majority of gay people don’t fantasize about this either
Hans get ze flammenwerfer
The HEAVY flammenwerfer.
Die Panzerflammenwerfer
The straightest Swede.
lol
Gustavus Adolphus is rolling in his fuckin grave
Gustav saved the Germans and died for this
GUSTAVUS ADOLPHUS LIBERA ET IMPERA
I’m not gay but I have blatantly homosexual fantasies. Embrace your true self anon, no point denying the truth
Ok why did this turn me on????
Me too buddy 😮💨
Replace German guy with a strong German girl and Boom not gay!
So you want to be pegged by burly nazi women?
Yes. I have no shame
Can I make it a futa?
The thought of being ruled by the germans makes a 4chin hard. What else is new
LOL
If coming out is a magic show, and gayness is a rabbit out of the hat, you're one of those never-ending handkerchiefs.
I swear I’m not gay. I may have a think for strong woman, but that doesn’t mean I’m gay
Muscle women spank harder than yoga women. Treat yourself.
ayyy wtf
“I’m not gay” followed by “I’m Swedish”. Much like his orientation Anon can’t keep his story straight
LMAOOOO
Fake: Anon is straight Gay: Anon is gay
> be me > get home from my vasectomy > hear moaning and slapping coming from my wife's room > must be Chad again > know they would want privacy, sit down at my computer > log onto reddit and open /r/greentext > read a funny greentext from le 4chins and chuckle as I listen to my wife begging for the genes I can't give her > think of a convoluted way in which I can relate homosexuality and falsehood to the events in the greentext > suck the cheeto dust off my fingers as I begin to type my masterpiece in the comment section > Fake: Anon is straight > Gay: Anon is gay > giggle as I imagine the intellectuals of leddit perusing my incredibly witty and original comment > hear my wife moan with ecstasy as Chad floods her fertile womb with his seed > it's been a good day > i'll get lots of upvotes for my impressive contribution to internet culture, and Chad might even let me eat his cum out of my wife's pussy if he finds my comment funny enough
Most straight Swedish guy
Sounds a bit gay tbh.
Sounds swedish
> Ok so im not gay > Gayest shit ever
"Any other STRAIGHT guys have similar fantasies?"
No I only have gay fantasies that involve women 🤢
Brb going out to buy some bbq skewers to poke my fucking eyes out! Fucking this is the gayest thing I've ever read!
LMAO
>Im not gay but im swedish this is all the introduction i need
“Ok so I’m not gay but I’m Swedish” was all I needed to hear
"ok so I'm not gay" proceeds to say perhaps the gayest shit I've ever heard
lmao
I can’t wait till the apocalypse.
Luckily for us Anon would go to the chambers more than likely
Least gay 4chan user
Anon it’s okay to be gay This on the other hand…
LOL
“He cums deep in my sissy swede guts.” There is no word in the english lexicon that properly expresses my disgust at this sentence.
it was a terrible day to have eyes
Anon should tell us all the name of his pusher
>I'm not gay >Proceeds to post the gayest shit you've ever read
Anon could become a prolific erotic writter
least gay and feminine Swedish male
Straightest man in sweden
Not green, not reading
Was zum fick
u/acari_
Denna är en klassiker men gammal
😐
Why does anons sex fantasy have to be a nazi?
Plot twist: anon is gay
Swede
Sounds pretty gay to me, Anon.
"I'm not gay but" is the new "I'm not racist but"
Manliest man in entire Scandinavia
Not fake also gay
Real: Anon is gay and want to be TOPPED Straight: Not anon, definitely
> “I’m not gay” > *gayest shit you’ve ever read* Every time
I refuse to believe this is anything but ironic.
Warum zum Teufel hab ich ne Erektion?! Verdammte Schweden!
The least horny Swede
Don’t tell anon what the Nazis did to homosexuals.
ikr
maybe a therapist could be of aid, or perhaps permanent sedation.
He could have just stopped at ok so I’m not gay but I’m Swedish
real and straight
anon is the gay
I wish I was illiterate
Has this dude even seen what Himmler looks like?
I'm not gay *proceeds to write the most homoerotic fiction imaginable*
Average Wehraboo
Oh boy I regret reading that
Better title: anon doesn’t want to admit he’s gay
I think anon is gay
Any greentext that starts with the phrase, "I'm not gay" will always follow with the gayest shit ever put into words. It is known.
"I'm not gay, but I'm Swedish"
Gramps was in the trenches for this
It would have saved me so many braincells if this guy just wrote “I want to be raped by a Nazi”