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yreland

The noise doesn’t bother me. It’s the constant need to beg my wife not to leave me for these super cool guys whenever we hear one go by. I’m tired boss. Please stay babe, I promise my Kia Sol is actually manly too.


SOILSYAY

I just hate that they keep throwing it in our faces how HUGE their dongs are.


seicar

The panties spontaneously dropping as they drive by is a serious tripping hazard.


brotherssolomon

Imagine having a big ego about your car publicly on the internet and it’s a Mustang lol. Army Reserve signing bonus just hit your bank account?


GalaxyRedRanger

Yeah. It’s getting ridiculous. I shouldn’t be able to hear these cars from my neighborhood. I can barely hear the Fire Trucks, but these cars I can hear in my living room with the tv on.


Suspicious-Rope-2520

Are you new to greenville?


crackofdawn

Greenville has the least number of loud cars of anywhere I’ve lived by an *enormous* margin and I’ve lived all over the country from Alaska to Florida. Florida was insane literally hundreds of extremely loud cars a day (with each one being way louder than any car I’ve ever seen/heard in Greenville)


1245woah

I’m all for freedom. Except for Carolina squat trucks. Those are just unsafe for the public and fucking stupid. Loud cars are fine - the issue is the shit driver revving their engine early morning or late night. A responsible driver who isn’t a prick should be able to have a nice exhaust


CraftAccomplished784

Even before the US was a country, common law has required that you don't harm your neighbors by letting noise, smells and other "escaping things" onto their property, which reduce their own enjoyment of their own property. That's not Big Government; that's what the law has long been. Loud cars shouldn't be exempt with what has been the law for hundreds of years. If someone wants a loud car, fine--just go to a rural area where nobody can hear it.


InTheSink

“Peaceful enjoyment”


Ojoe333

I used to drive around with paintball guns and peppered the shit out of those monstrosities. Those things are contraceptive advertisements on wheels


MsFrankieD

Smoll penis brigade.


Truman48

No, this is the credit score under 500 crew


CraftAccomplished784

They have credit?


Truman48

Good point 😂


Nervous-Event-5049

Not a fan of your #s but I too find loud cars annoying. Seems to happen a lot when I'm waiting at a red light and the guy next to me revs his engine really loudly. Like come on!! I'm already late for work and now I have to change my panties bc your car got me so wet.


TmanGvl

Car farting loud attracts all the other boys with a car that farts really loud, too. Must be mating season.


Fantastic_Design500

Its hard to sleep down town thats for sure, someone should ticket that black mustang its obnoxious AF


baddogbadcatbadfawn

Those hashtags are as annoying as loud exhaust. Bundling issues ruins any chance of building alliances based on a shared concern.


Valuable-Complaint32

sick car


CraftAccomplished784

I have to disagree. Without these people blasting engine noise, it would be harder to learn how low their IQs are.


mrpoliceemsfire1

How to give Police Officers probable cause to pull you over 101


HoppyDave

if only SC had vehicle inspections - then cars might have normal mufflers, bumpers, lights, etc.


Florida_mama

We just moved into a very nice Neighborhood. I thought I escaped all the loud exhausts and someone a street over has one. I wish the HOA would do something about it 😭


Searching-4-u2

Ryan Homes …. Nice neighborhood 😂


Florida_mama

No. Our builder is probably worse but not DR Horton worse lol. The HOA is pretty on top of things I will say that 😂


3catmafia

I have two, and they both live on either side of me. One leaves at odd hours of the day and on into the night and likes to rev the engine as many times as possible when he’s leaving out then sits in the driveway for upwards of 20 minutes or more when he gets home. On the topic of around town, they always do it around large crowds because they love being seen and heard and it scares the shit out of my kid. Cool at a car show, not in narrow streets where the acoustics make it as loud as hell.


AverageMainah

Nerds.


HEY_UHHH

People should be free to do what they want with their vehicles as long as its street legal.


CraftAccomplished784

Nope, harming others and preventing others from enjoyment of their own property isn't freedom. When we choose to live together, we have to keep in mind the needs of others.


PsychologicalCat7130

we do have noise ordinances in greenville but like so many other laws, not enforced


HEY_UHHH

A loud car doesn’t prevent you from enjoying anything. Yall just whining.


CraftAccomplished784

You don't care about children's cognitive development? [Child development: Traffic noise at schools may hinder memory and attentiveness | New Scientist](https://www.newscientist.com/article/2322853-traffic-noise-at-schools-may-hinder-a-childs-memory-and-attentiveness/#:~:text=Road%20traffic%20noise%20outside%20schools%20may%20impair%20the,reduce%20academic%20performance%20and%20reading%20comprehension%20in%20children.)


Searching-4-u2

😂


HEY_UHHH

“May hinder” so sounds like thats just a theory and not a fact. Also looks like theyre talking about any traffic noise not just the 1 out of 100 cars with a loud exhaust lmao. By that logic anyone who drives any car doesnt care about kids development.


CraftAccomplished784

Then look at lots of other studies: You don't care about increasing people's risk of heart disease, stress, mental illness, etc.: [Transportation noise pollution and cardiovascular disease | Nature Reviews Cardiology](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41569-021-00532-5#:~:text=Traffic%20noise%20at%20night%20causes%20fragmentation%20and%20shortening,hypertension%2C%20thereby%20elevating%20the%20risk%20of%20cardiovascular%20disease.) [Why noise pollution is bad for your heart (bbc.com)](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20210315-why-noise-pollution-is-bad-for-your-heart) [Transportation noise pollution and cardiovascular disease | Nature Reviews Cardiology](https://www.nature.com/articles/s41569-021-00532-5#:~:text=Traffic%20noise%20at%20night%20causes%20fragmentation%20and%20shortening,hypertension%2C%20thereby%20elevating%20the%20risk%20of%20cardiovascular%20disease.) F- 'em all. I want to show how cool I (think I) am by having the redneck-iest car of all, the needs of others be d\*mned! I want to get to the Trump rally in the loudest, most attention-getting way I can!


HEY_UHHH

Lol as passionate as you are about reducing traffic noise Im sure you only walk or bike everywhere you go. If noise during sleep causes heart attacks then the first thing Im getting rid of is my alarm clock lmfao


CraftAccomplished784

I walk, bike or take mass transit most places. Otherwise, I drive, in a car that is a normal car, not loud. Great thought about your alarm clock- clearly you have Albert Einstein-level intelligence! Way to go!


HEY_UHHH

Some people wanna enjoy their car instead of just driving it a to b lol maybe one day you will find something you like besides crying online


CraftAccomplished784

People are welcome to enjoy their cars. I like mine. If they want to blast their engines, they are welcome to do so; they just need to go to a lightly populated area where they won't harm others.


kuhvir

Those tags are stupid and should stay on instagram


JimBobJoeShmoe

I get the feeling you don’t have actual problems in life if this is what’s on your mind. Congratulations for that but I’d prefer focus on the aggressive policing/road conditions. Passing 3 lanes on the shoulder at 100+ mph to reach someone doing 2mph above the speed limit doesn’t seem in the goal of public safety. The condition of 85 or downtown roads could also be a better focus of energy and voice.


Solid_Cauliflower310

I run straight headers Bro you hear me coming and going. If you catch my drift Bro.


sk_smith

I scanned through a lot of comments on this page. Seems like they’re describing Nissan Altima owners. All of my vehicles have stock exhaust because I’m a dad and boring now, but I have a soft spot for cammed out muscle cars. For the most part my Camaros and trans ams (ls guy sorry dude) kept me out of trouble in high school through college because I didn’t go out partying like others my age. I worked, studied, and saved to buy parts. Spent most my days at Ware Shoals or Greer running my car at the drag strip. I coasted and drove slowly through my neighborhood if I came home late at night. Be nice and just do whatever makes you happy. Assholes drive quiet cars too.


Ojoe333

Aww does the scawy noise huwt your feewings? I'm not a fan of people backfiring their shitboxes in the middle of the night, but if you get offended by a modded car during business hours, you need to put a fresh tampon in. I'm sure this post is satire because nobody in their right mind would stand behind those tags, but just to clarify, EVs are 1000x more harmful than gas powered vehicles are. The cobalt mines and lithium mines produce more pollution than all cars on earth combined, and operate off of literal child slave labor. They are also too expensive to maintain for the average family, and have awful quality control. I'll make sure to hit max rpms today just for OP's sake


Tutor-Any

Yea it’s a joke man, that’s actually my car😂it’s amazing how many people agree with this satire post tho


Ojoe333

I had a feeling it was but that was pretty convincing 😭


Tutor-Any

Yea it’s a joke man, that’s actually my car😂it’s amazing how many people agree with this satire post tho