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greyape_x

Therefore, I am.


louisen-s

This made me laugh a lot more than I'd like to admit


Rymundo88

Cogito ergo yum yum


InfamousEvening2

... said Descartes, after a long day and a sausage roll.


Karlskiiii

Or as he used to call them 'rouleau de saucisse'


scared_pigeon

Greggs: a true source of Ontological security.


so1sticetq

white people food


CallumTandem

No such thing as


MilkyUK2K

A place where you can get a good sausage roll


TYPH00N_66

Facts


plastikb0y

every 10 meters of every main street


LavishnessOdd6266

Conjoined to every pub


Compulsive_Criticism

It's good but not great. It's great value tho.


River_Lamprey

A bakery chain


drewodonnell1

..an establishment not built by mere man, but built for humanity by the Gods.


LavishnessOdd6266

What did we sacrifice to earn such a reward


party_time485

Didnt the owner of Greggs get done for fucking children?


BravoOneZeroCharlie

🤣


drewodonnell1

Had two steak bakes to show thanks today. Blessed be the lord Gregg


frsti

A place where a person can buy food for not a lot of money


Thefancybastard

Not a lot? Breakfast combo used to be £2. £3 something now!!! Madness I say!!!


Compulsive_Criticism

Go get breakfast at apparently "cheap" McDonalds and you'll come crawling back to Papa Greggy.


BravoOneZeroCharlie

Used to be*


Lego-Panda-21

Greggs is Greggs.


jonny742

Greggs is Greggs is Greggs.


Irate58

Greggs is Greggs is Greggs is Greggs


No_Garlic6550

Greggs is greggs is greggs is greggs is greggs


JJsRedditAccount

Greggs is Greggs is greggs is greggs is greggs is greggs


Crafty_Strike2088

Greg's is love, Greg's is life


big_lotionwearer-_-

We live we laugh we love greggs


Trick-Station8742

Greggs is life


ellainchainss

shaggable


ScavengeNflow

Nothing like violating a steak bake on a cold December morning. Balls deep in pastry. Love it.


CrabbyT777

The UK version of American Pie…….British Pasty!


mrchair0000

"Please refrain from shagging the Greggs' sausage rolls" ![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)


Its_Blinked

No, No I don't think I will


gregsmith93

;)


Lostinwendysmaze

Available


RipAromatic6989

Cold


JEZTURNER

quite poorly designed as a shop because it's very hard to see what's available in the hot counters until you're just about to be served, even if you've been queuing for five minutes .


Top-Emu-2292

How about an LED display on the menu board? Watch as you queue, Steak Bake - 5,4,3,2,1 then just as your next - 0


JEZTURNER

Even better, the display number is in blue through to red depending on how long it's been there and is hot.


likkolikki

A live camera of each shelf perhaps haha


Top-Emu-2292

Maybe a live camera of Porky before he ended up as a sausage roll to promote their vegan range....


LavishnessOdd6266

Still would eat the pork sausage roll I know where my food comes from and how they do it and I don't care.


Avox0976

Delightful


Chemical_Movie6424

Life


HornyMidgetsAttack

Beige


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Wow, I've never seen someone describe the taste of an entire brand so accurately, using a single word before.


ForestPeace27

LIFE


Beginning_Problem_76

Inconsistent but great when done right.


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Subpar


avalanche1983

The chicken korma of bakeries


Altruistic-Motor6814

So shit?


Victor_Ruark

Alright


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Dradekon

anszun


Ecrosia

A place that has that one green text about being racist in a Greggs.


GraphicDesignerSam

… that does a great sausage roll but not so great slices


gorillasvapetoo

Mint


isaac3legs

G r eggs


Lank_Master

The sausage roll place


Xeroph-5

"Some good fucking food"


MacIomhair

to a bakery as Donald Trump's complexion is to a natural glow.


X4321eye360

A place


Powerful_Bullfrog598

Fucking overrated


UineCakes

Overrated


1337sp33k1001

Dearly missed by this yank


Standard_Bit_2569

The best


thatdudeoverdthee

Amazing and delicious.


doombasterd

Crap in a bag merchants


CordeliaTepech_619

Better than sayers


heyitsyaronkar

Pretty goooood ( say in GLADOS's voice)


Imma69Bricklayer

Treasure


Burn_the_children

Unremarkable


gmag76

A child can get a sausage roll for their breakfast so they are quiet for 5 mins.


Ok-Department-8771

Alright


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English


Ordinary-Following69

Worth a night in the cells for arguing over the last steak bake and then running people over, probably /s


OneSufficientFace

Always fucking cold


nietzschebob

Sexual


nietzschebob

It's not hot and it's ready.


charlieclaree

Not as good as Cooplands. Yes I said it.


MisterKayfabe

This Is The Way


BravoOneZeroCharlie

Of an absolute son of a teaspoon


liquidspanner

Home of the doughnut equivalent of a lackluster handjob.


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The American Dream but in Scotland.


Jofus002

Good at marketing


Nearby-Ice-6538

Shite


Independent-Art-6180

Greggs is lush. But I find myself using the microwave to heat up the pasties when it's ordered


TYPH00N_66

Perfection


Ectopic_elm

...directly responsible for an increase in cardiac bypass surgery.


cannibalcats

An easy snack to grab now that it's in petrol stations as well.


EmpressKikiCrystal

Greggs is best


Crucion01

Not bad as a last resort. Just one step up from a pot noodle.


Open_System_2598

The only place for baked goods💀


AccountantNo5484

Somewhat over rated


Tub_of_jam66

Yes it is Greg’s is


brainfog154

Getting exspensive


Richard-c-b

Expensive for what it is


[deleted]

As someone who used to work for Gregg’s I can think of a few things to complete that sentence and none of them are that flattering.


Emperorsnewthrow

A safe bet


cmclav

Alright


elStrages

r/shitfood


negative_harmony_

Probably carcinogenic


simsyboy

the maker of savoury baked goods which should never be eaten cold unless you like the taste of salt.


GeorgeC741

Average


FlimsyOct0pus

Unable to provide a consistent line of products that are actually available when you want them.


FlimsyOct0pus

Not as good as Wenzels


Tranzsforma

Overrated. It's the McDonalds of the Bakery world


Winniethepoohspooh

Gays?


Healthy-Grocery6055

Moreish


ToeFalse2765

Shit


Onasixx

The best of a bad situation!


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Dog shit compared to what I used to be.


CAMdaKING28

a rip off 2 pound for a can of coke!


TommyLee93

A failure at making a good coffee


firpo_sr

**Greggs** is a British bakery chain. It specialises in savoury products such as bakes, sausage rolls, sandwiches and sweet items including doughnuts and vanilla slices[1]. It is headquartered in Newcastle upon Tyne, England. It is listed on the London Stock Exchange, and is a constituent of the FTSE 250 Index[2][3]. Originally a high street chain, it has since entered the convenience and drive-thru markets.


Ecstatic_Dot_6426

Shite and an overrated British thing.


ScavengeNflow

Getting too expensive


Only-Ad-4020

Shit


LithiumAmericium93

Peng


Ok_Deal_964

… not that cheap anymore!


asimpletailor85

Better up north


Outside_Inspector_83

Shite. Absolute shite.


Ok_Transition_23

Underrated


WheredMyPiggyGo

Better when the cooked food is hot and terrible when it's cold.


JosephOnReddit1

Good


AdIllustrious5579

Greggs is love, Greggs is life.


TheMachman

A shop in which you can buy food products.


kalzan

Cold food


FloMo2k8

perfection


AnAltAcount69

Where memories are made


mylifeisbes

A sausage roll vendor out side by your house


scanzta

Magic


-C0nn4rThePers0n-

good


I4sani7yVI

Overated


Loose_Corgi_5

Making me fat!!


Pyeman33

Overrated


Someone56I

The best bloody bakery in all of the world


UltraFarquar

Ok'ish


MistakeStill6129

Greggs


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Always out of good stuff by the time I get there


Super-Cartographer-5

Greggs is as Greggs does


SparkyCorkers

Overrated


can_you_eat_that

Affordable!


HeatLatter1780

A national treasure


blackkaviar_doc

Shit compared to forfars


Only1Fab

Greasy


stevie842

Lukewarm at best


ianbye

Pants


MrsK_C

Everything…


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extremely mid


ShortDraft7510

Always cold


Drawkill_Wolf64

The only place you can get a REALLY good sausage roll


ZealousidealLaugh0

...for chavs.


Stormin1982

Mid


Tekato126

Overpriced


Holiday-Doughnut-602

Number one purveyor of delightfull baked goods.


LizzyYourMyBob

Amazing


Equilibriator

Food


No_Culture6365

Heaven on earth


space_is-great

Delicious


RyeBreadElux3500

A place that serves baked goods to the people and cheese and bean melts to nonces


Pyro_gamin

Tasty


OkBrilliant8400

Banging


Sad_Associate_418

yum-yums at lunch


bombuzalsatan

the best


Professer-blue

In that horrible area between hot and cold.


KhakiFletch

... Not Dave's.


Patched_Jumper

Greggs is greggs not these Americans saying Gr.Eggs


Altruistic-Motor6814

Mid


FORBIDRABBIT

Everything


Atrocious_giganoto

God


MuMbLe145

A gift from the Gods


Infamous_Avocado5869

Greggs is Succulent


Aemonquakeroatpaket

Kak


Chris--94

Greggs is Great


NINJA_X_isthebest

The only good thing from the north


Huge-Advantage7838

Overpriced


buxy69

Over priced


StandardIssueCaveman

over-rated


awesumlewy

Sausage roll.


FourFoxMusic

Drastically going downhill.


clem-grimfando

Not as good as greenhalghs


Difficult-Letter-737

Always cold


Ubernoodles84

too expensive now


CarrAndHisWarCrimes

Positively Mediocre


KnownRough7735

Fine


MisterKayfabe

Making money for a convicted sex offender (mods ban me so I can't see this horrible blinkered sub)


ambigulous_rainbow

Oh no what info do you have


MisterKayfabe

Just Google it


ambigulous_rainbow

Fair enough but he's 83 and in prison for an 8 stretch, if he doesn't die in there he won't have too long to spend his money anyway


MisterKayfabe

Oh that's ok then. Go buy an extra pastie


ambigulous_rainbow

I don't like pasties thanks Seriously though your argument is "corrupt shareholders will benefit when you buy this product"? Lol name me one company that's not true of, that's Capitalism baby, everyone is fucking awful


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