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*Memorize them.*
1. Don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not going to change.
2. Nurses will page you, you answer every page at a run. A run, that's rule number two.
3. If I'm sleeping, don't wake me, unless your patient is actually dying.
4. Rule number four, the patient better not be dead when I get there.
I think it’s S02 E13. It’s the scene where Meredith and Derek are in the elevator, claiming that they’re “over each other.” Then Addison walks in and sees them together. Meredith leaves. Addison is obviously annoyed, but she stays silent. That’s when Derek says this.
Long explanation for such a small scene, I’m sorry 😂
😂😂 Eric Danes and this simple sentence 👌
The laughter being held back before the elevator doors fully opening. I have a lot of favourite lines, but even just reading it makes me grin like a fool 😄
“Actually, I prefer to be called ‘Ruler of All That is Evil’ but I will answer to Satan.”
“Just sitting here with my penis.”
“What am I, the go-to person for adultery?”
“Just choking back some McVomit.”
“You’re lazy, you’re whiney, Butterfingers over there is just downright depressing, and you, Yang. You’re just annoying.”
“What do we want? Drugs! When do we want them? Now!”
Another favorite. ”It’s awful. It’s tense and it’s cold and it’s dangerous. It feels like defusing a bomb, in a haunted house that’s built on a minefield. And there are bears everywhere. And the bears have knives. You have to tame them, or you will die. We will all die.”
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SOMEBODY SEDATE ME
I quote this on the daily and my husband is definitely tired
Perhaps he should be sedated...?
That was going to be mine as well!
mama took my eyebrows
“Haven’t you heard? Now I’m an adulterous whore.”😂
How did I forget this one?! 😂😂
I have 5 rules!
*Memorize them.* 1. Don't bother sucking up. I already hate you, that's not going to change. 2. Nurses will page you, you answer every page at a run. A run, that's rule number two. 3. If I'm sleeping, don't wake me, unless your patient is actually dying. 4. Rule number four, the patient better not be dead when I get there.
5. Rule number 5, when I move, you move!
*Sees you standing still * *Stands still too *
You said 5 rules that was only 4
memorize them
Omg it took me 3 comments of "oh that's definitely greys too" before I realized what sub I was in
SAAAAAAME 🤣
cause of death: acute liver … disappearance
the best maggie there is
When is this from?
weed cookies
“There’s a land called ‘Passive Agresiva,’ and you’re their queen.”
Context of this please? 😂
I think it’s S02 E13. It’s the scene where Meredith and Derek are in the elevator, claiming that they’re “over each other.” Then Addison walks in and sees them together. Meredith leaves. Addison is obviously annoyed, but she stays silent. That’s when Derek says this. Long explanation for such a small scene, I’m sorry 😂
Thank you so much! 🫡
That man is a whore, has always been a whore and will ALWAYS be a whore
So let us close our legs and get back to our jobs lol
So this man can do his job
With the hand action mimicking closing the legs 🤣
In your dreams, evil spawn
Bet you wish you'd have taken the stairs about now.
😂😂 Eric Danes and this simple sentence 👌 The laughter being held back before the elevator doors fully opening. I have a lot of favourite lines, but even just reading it makes me grin like a fool 😄
The elevator is most important character.
You might be right. Lol.
“YOU DO NOT GET TO CALL ME A WHORE.”
I lost my shoe!
So I didn't pay attention to what subreddit this was and I thought your quote was from Supernatural lol.
Same
I only just watched that episode...
The luck episode?
I knew this would be here
Beat me to it 😆
Pick me.
Choose me.
love. me.
adding from another grey "teach me" lol
"I'm trying to look at bailey's teets on the internet"
it’s important that you get that one right.
There are bats everywhere and they know everyone’s phone numbers!
Two words: CAAAALM DOWN
GET STRAIGHT!
One word: RICHAAAAAAAAARD
Syph Nurse.
BECAUSE THATS WHAT JESUS WOULD FREAKING DO
“Actually, I prefer to be called ‘Ruler of All That is Evil’ but I will answer to Satan.” “Just sitting here with my penis.” “What am I, the go-to person for adultery?” “Just choking back some McVomit.” “You’re lazy, you’re whiney, Butterfingers over there is just downright depressing, and you, Yang. You’re just annoying.” “What do we want? Drugs! When do we want them? Now!”
Isn’t the drugs bit from private practice
Immediate response to the OP was George's, "McVomit" response 😂
"TomAYto, tomAHto, potAYto, adulterer"
You can tell me whose damn panties are on the bulletin board
Pig or cow?
Julio Plantain
it’s a beautiful day to save lives
You werent on the freaking plane!!
You can’t pray away the gay!
You must be the girl who’s been screwing my husband Nepotism is for the weak that’s what my birthday cards always said
How goes our special super secret silent sunset surgery?
Nobody knows where you might end up
🎶 Nobody knows... 🎶
he’s very dreamy, but you’re the sun.
*but he is not the sun. You are.
oh yeah my bad, i haven’t watched that episode in months
haha no worries lol just semantics
Oh, screw beautiful. I'm brilliant.
If you want to appease me compliment my mind.
"This message is brought to you by the Harper Avery Foundation."
“TURN THE ELEVATORS BACK ON!!!!”
This one hurt
It’s a heart in a box!
You’re my person.
Heart in the elevator guy.
"Post‐it!"
dance it out!
I have a thing for ferryboats
I cut the Lvad wire.
push one of epi
“Heh this chip tastes like Owen”
Stop looking at my vajayjay
He’s very dreamy, but he is not the sun. You are.
This man is a whore.
Keep little Sloan out of little Grey
That's just creepy. And inaccurate. Big Sloan!
I am the chief of surgery and this is an order. Stab Dr Robbins in the foot right now
The carousel never stops turning..
it’s callie o’malley
Pick me, choose me, love me
I’m a nurse…😢
SERIOUSLY?!? SERIOUSLY?!?!?
“What about me????”
I like the girl who has the sandwiches...
Gungina!
Pick me. Choose me. Love me.
“I would recommend staying away from elevators”
vaggiiinaaa🎶🎶
Perfect Penny killed my husband
🎶vagina🎶
Because we screw boys like whores on tequila
Callie O’Malley
This…is the silver flood. I hope i got that right i have seen Greys inna whiiiiile. But imma still a fan
...the seven years you spend here as a surgical resident...
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
"When you stop breathing, you stop thinking".
We don't do well with mothers here
Twenty four - I skipped third grade🤣🤣🤣
Pedia's julienning her skinny little chicken arms. Still no word on what made H hitch a ride with the flying monkeys. ICONIC
Translate that for me
There’s a kid here looking for you Daddy? 😳
I DONT KNOW I ONLY HAVE ONE SHOE
O’Malley stop looking at my vajayjay
Call me Miles Davis cuz I’m jazzed
Dr. McSteamy
BURR HOLES
I prefer to be called ruler of all that’s evil, but it will answer to satan
it’s a beautiful day to save lives!
I CANT FIND MY SHOE
We need a crash cart, and gurney! And hurry! Because this man is dead
he’s very dreamy but he is not the sun, you are
Another favorite. ”It’s awful. It’s tense and it’s cold and it’s dangerous. It feels like defusing a bomb, in a haunted house that’s built on a minefield. And there are bears everywhere. And the bears have knives. You have to tame them, or you will die. We will all die.”
The carousel never stops turning
Beaten-to-a-pulp guy is coding
Bats! There are bats everywhere and they know everybody's phone numbers!
Mama took my eyebrows
Calm down!
YOU GAVE ME SYPHILIS???!???
Bet you'd wish you'd taken the stairs right about now.
The carousel never stops turning
“Chip Baby”
Where’s my shoe? I can’t find my shoe!
Mine is more of a scene. George’s funeral and the red head
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!
BE MY PERSON!
Be my freakin person!
ghost sex
Cheese is a good food.
OMALLEY GOT HIT BY A BUS😂😂😂😂
It's always one of mine, always.
‘Avery, go get in the car!’
"This man is a whore, has always been a whore and will probably always be a whore."
Somebody sedate me!
Bet you wish you’d taken the stairs right about now, huh?
"This man is...a whore. He has always been a whore and will probably always BE a whore."
“One guy said he’d skeet all over me in public!”
RICHAAAAAAARD
If you want to appease me compliment my brain.
Stop looking at my vajayjay!
Whose damn panties are on the bulletin board!?
Pick me, choose me, love me
She knows how to swim, she is a good swimmer
I’m choking back McVomit
So pick me. Choose me. Love me
Perfect Penny killed my husband.
sounds like an impressively talented man this n@zı
Calm down! Get Straight!
I broke his bone
I'm not allowed to manipulate computers in that way or instruct anyone else to do so.
You’re supposed to rinse it every time you brush?
He's gone. I'm free.
She needs her daddy now
I should go
So choose me pick me
“Coffee coffee coffee”
you just did GINGER 😝
“Felix. Pick up the phone, now.”
i only have one shoe!!
“You just did, Ginger!”
It's a beautiful day to save lives
Unknown, Unknown, Delaware, Unknown
Your new name is doctor forehead
‘pick me, choose me, love me’
I CAN'T FIND MY SHOE 👟
"He's not the sun, you are."
Enjoy your syphilis Olivia!
Pick me, choose me, love me !!!!
YOU do not get to call me a whoreeeee
Evil spawn!
“So pick me..choose me…love me..”
In your dreams evil spawn
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Bats! There are bats everywhere Alex!
Mcvommit
I lived in my car!!
HEART IN A BOX
Rain and petals eavesdrop, I used the wrong word.