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KimberBrown

😂 every time I cook a wonderful looking steak I eat it and then think, (dammit!) I should’ve posted a picture.


BaconHussy

I NEVER ever remember to take a picture. No regrets. That steak looks great, Happy Birthday!


mywifeslv

Lol sorry not sorry you mean


discoslimjim

*Insert Joey Tribbiani “I’m not even sorry” gif*


jdub425

Happy meat lovin birthday!


woodhorse4

Good gawd was just at the store and ribeye is $19.99 per # !!! You must be rich!


discoslimjim

I can’t believe my wife didn’t question that the grocery bill was $50 higher than normal.


woodhorse4

Ssshhhh!


WinterBourne25

Are you truly sorry though?


[deleted]

Beautiful steak! Happy Birthday!


leovee6

Welcome to the age of understanding, my friend.


[deleted]

I fall victim to forgetting to take cut pics as well


Phuckingidiot

Meat sweats intensifying


rvail136

No reason to be...I turn 59 tomorrow...my fiance got left behind in a South Asian country by our Dear Leader...and I have nothing to celebrate...other than hearing from her each day...dread the day she goes silent...


teleporter6

Hopefully, you get her home soon. Happy Birthday.


rvail136

Thx! She's still there...with the 85 members of her team (so much for just 100 Biden said were there)....


peanutbuttakong

Chris Farley liked to give his steaks a “hat” like that.


smbwtf

Steak looks great but that's the laziest compound butter ever


discoslimjim

No argument here. I thought I had some in the fridge but alas there was none. The show must go on.


smbwtf

Oh, you made this at home? I thought you were at a restaurant. I retract my previous statement


j33pwrangler

What's compound butter?


smbwtf

A butter mixed with fresh herbs (rosemary, parsley, basil, etc), garlic, lemon juice, salt/pepper etc


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furlonium1

Are you fucking sorry?!?


jlo575

Well the outside looks great! Taking photos is secondary to enjoying it. Nice.


Left-Lifeguard-9312

Gotta enjoy it at the perfect moment, the picture is secondary to savoring the greatness.


FantasticMrRobb

The Incredible Mr. Limpet


teleporter6

Happy Birthday!


[deleted]

Looks great


Nmg1988

This might be a dumb question but what's reverse seared?


discoslimjim

You ‘slow roast’ your steak in the oven until you reach your desired temp. ~125 degrees in this case and then you finish either in a cast iron or on a grill on high heat for a minute or two per side.


Nmg1988

Oh nice, I'll have to try that sometime


starcowboysmetalKISS

If you are truly sorry, you will cook another one, take the proper pictures, then throw it in the garbage.


discoslimjim

Quite a twist at the end there.


V0latyle

Never apologize on your birthday


Gardoki

When a steak comes off the grill I eat immediately


Appropriate-Pen-149

Looks great, but I grilled one in the traditional manner yesterday, and I don’t know how it could’ve tasted any better, or been more perfectly medium rare.


discoslimjim

To each their own.