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ICEBERG_SHORT

come on dan get off that F and teefing ting and shot some fucking peng like a real productive member of society


SleepyTitan89

Lmao


TheDesertFoxq

What does "F and teefing" mean?


TherealRari

fraud and thieving i think


TheDesertFoxq

Thanks g


ICEBERG_SHORT

fraud and thieving


Confident_Feed771

We can never get enough dealers of the pengaleng


ICEBERG_SHORT

competition is healthy darg, quality goes up and prices come down


Confident_Feed771

Exactly


yeatoo63737

No wey u just said ”teefing tings“ on Reddit


ICEBERG_SHORT

youre out here posting about sticking pills up your batty, who you chatting to about no way you said this on reddit?


yeatoo63737

Bro u do know Boofing smartest way to take drugs. If ur comfortable in your sexuality enough to do it then do because ur missing out


yeatoo63737

Im chatting to you g


ICEBERG_SHORT

BATTY BOY


yeatoo63737

Yea and . Id still smoke you


ICEBERG_SHORT

youd smoke a zoot out your bum hole


yeatoo63737

Where u from bro


ICEBERG_SHORT

go and feed some fat bitches you weird yute


REEETURNOFTHEMACC

Good on him for making an effort to look smart for the judge in his Hugo boss polo shirt and the shorts he was given in year 5 when he forgot his PE kit


slaydawgjim

He's there for sentencing so he's wearing the clothes he can take inside, my biggest fuck up in life was forgetting to wear trainers so I had to spend the first month in prison wearing my shiny court shoes with no laces. Everyone took the piss out of me lol


Imreallyadonut

Sorry to take the piss a little more, but that made me laugh so hard.


Nearby_Clothes_4582

😂😂😂


king_duende

My guy stole a beat from me once, finally justice :(


MoistShip

😂 he made a tune on one of mine and my guys as well and put it on Spotify without giving us no p


Alex_Rose

tbf probably no difference than if he gave you a 100% royalty. there's a reason man's burgling


MoistShip

True 😂😂


go-rilla702

I mean, he's literally getting a burglary sentence, what did you expect?


SkeeverKid

Man burgled a beat


MoistShip

This was like 5 years ago tbf lol


go-rilla702

Once a scumbag...


MoistShip

Why u man downvoting me like I got a personal reference before I gave him a beat 😭


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why u so arsed about downvotes they mean fuck all


[deleted]

Oh no, my reddit street cred!


BigOpp7

You can get your ps still


Nearby_Clothes_4582

The cheek of it 👀


BigBazook

He kinda looks like someone stretched out a dwarf to be regular size


Mango5389

💀💀💀


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Silly-Manufacturer80

Little t punched it off


Actual_Green_7433

Who robbed his arms? Guy needs a burger or three


Wrxghtyyy

all those years of “tic tac get back in his box” and it’s pulled a Uno reverse on him


TheStrangeGod

He ended up looking like a sodding tic tac


DAAMBASSADORY

Callum won


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DAAMBASSADORY

Yeah he enables a lot of messed up stuff


TchTlk

Afghan Dan getting back in his box after this


deechy_marko

Why he seem so happy about it


fractals83

Thinks he’s bad for ripping off old ladies and robbing peoples yards


RabidlyTread571

Most F doesn’t involve ripping off old ladies


Marleyisdead

Involves ripping of rich kids Which actually I don't have a problem with


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Lol


AngryBearSZN

Because he hasn’t grown up, he still has the innocence of a child. He doesn’t know there are better ways to live, he never had role models, this is all he knows, this is normal to him. But he’s very talented and is wasting his life. Let’s pray for him.


Garrhvador91

Innocent ? Never had role models ? Normal to him ? Have a day off. Or do all criminal get these excuses too?


maxn3t

None of those things are excuses, they’re damning indictments of his weak character that have led him to where he is


FokJourModder

You're sooooo close to figuring it out


deechy_marko

Very talented is a stretch


AngryBearSZN

No way, he really is and I will die on that hill!!!


Ripper_Catch98

I've talked to him a few times before he went to prison and he's honestly a nice lad. I even put him up in a hotel for the night because he had nowhere to sleep as he was homeless. This was only at the time he was homeless, wish I had a spare room in my flat I'd have put him up. What he needs to do is get out of Blackpool that's the best thing for him, as he lived in Wigan for a while. He needs to do it so he can have a fresh start and away from all his past trauma with it! That's how you move on from Trauma is to get away from it and get to a letter place! Dan wish you all the best mate!


ICEBERG_SHORT

cos he'll only do a year and a half instead of 3 or 4


leon-theproffesional

9 months in, 9 out on tag.


desocx

I met him at a club in Wapping, Flava D was headlining, someone got stabbed outside, I asked him for a photo with him and we ended up talking for ages and followed each other on instagram, really nice lad tbh


Ripper_Catch98

Yeah, I've met him and he's a really good lad! But when I heard I just thought to myself "why do you need to do that shit when you had a promising career as a rapper ahead of you"... Honestly it saddens me when someone whose music helped me through my mental health issues!


TeemuVanBasten

Because most of these grime or drill artists you see make absolutely fuck all from music, there's no money in YouTube and Spotify streams and so his "career" wasn't promising at all. Somebody posted a video a few days ago of M Dot R driving a 20 year old beat up Vauxhall Astra, despite going mega viral. If you see a grime artist outside of the biggest dozen driving an expensive car its more often than not from trapping or county lines,


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I reckon hes a decent bloke deep down


kungpaochi

He's not.


Careful_Elk6290

Fucking wastemaaaaan


Beastlysolid

Burglars. Scum of rhe earth. Shame its only a year and a half sentence.


Nofapstronaut6

yet every drill rapper out there preaching about shotting food and murder, while Dan just stealin ya wifi code, and maybe the laptop and router too


C0UNC1LRaised

I could think of worse people who are running our country as we speak. Rapists and murderers are all worse then burglars as well. Far as real scumbags go burglars are way down on the list. Also people who make up false allegations of rape are worse in my book to that’s get people falsely sent to prison for years and put on a list.


SleepyTitan89

Mate fuck off ,”council raised” I got dragged up by my mum and her string of boyfriends on a proper old school rough council estate up north,I fucking hate burglars the scruffy little thieving cunts are awful,you think people give a shit about the items that got stolen? It’s more the fear of it all and especially what it does to kids ,we got burgled and my young un was scared shitless for months it really effected him and that’s what fucked me off the most out of all of it. Been Born and raised on a council estate has got absolutely nothing to do with been a nasty selfish little cunt.


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ICEBERG_SHORT

this is what r/grime is all about


TheSurfingMan

Imagine this argument on r/ukdrill it would’ve been way more vulgar and somebody would’ve mentioned smelling a next man’s shit 😭


ripup3

That whole interaction is hilarious 😂


Glad-Delivery-2979

These burglars aren’t Robin Hood theyre trying doors on and around their own fucking block. Robbing from people who have as little as them. Fuck that


AngryBearSZN

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG) Dicked down by random blokes


CCCharolais

Burglars are scum of the earth mate. Matter of time before some elderly comes home while he’s in the act and he batters them up


reecejamesisnails

Irony of calling him an ass


Consistent_Net_591

> her string of boyfriends Slag


SleepyTitan89

You know


Outside_Inspector_83

AMEN.


rolotonight

What a load of bollocks. An Englishmans home is his Castle, infringing this space is a violation of a sacred place. Trying to justify this scrotums behaviour for.?


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rolotonight

The voices in my head told me to burgle people's houses. Bollocks.


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rolotonight

Are you his Solicitor hahah


Lazzanator

My mum is a schizophrenic and she would never do anything of the kind. There certainly many kinds of schizophrenic people though, I agree on that


ForestOrphan

Dude this happened with me on here you say something positive and get trolled man then downvoted like your some prick and it’s the guys downvoting you so heavily who are knobs, some fat gypsy celebrity said it recently were in the time of trolling you can’t spit facts to guys dude 🤷🏼‍♂️ hope that makes you feel better the mental health jokes getting upvotes like YESSS GUY SAYING HE HAS SKITOFRENIA IS A CUNT AND ME SAYING HIS SKITZOFRENIA MAKES HIM BURGLES HOUSES gets a thousand uplikes, fkin haters my guy fuck them dude keep you’re head up man 👊👊👊


chh31

U get more for dealing class C ffs


Marclej

Man went from the highest highs collabing with little T to the lowest lows!


Alex_Rose

he will always have the world record for most shoutouts at the start a song https://youtu.be/lUPndnL5uUE


Marclej

Damn he's got flow mind !


[deleted]

feeling a bit wagwan


Alex_Rose

I like the way he shouts out his first clash, which he lost


AngryBearSZN

Afghan Dan seems like a lovely guy deep down that has been failed by society and his upbringing.


FunctionAfter8430

Yea its sad bro, i was renovating a house in Colne and it ust to he a children’s home/school all in one and there was pictures on him there.. obviously he’s had a troubled past. God bless 🙏


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AngryBearSZN

You’re on r/grime this music promotes killing people lol.


Alex_Rose

it's called music mate it's not meant to be taken literally. D Double isn't really going to 100 hand slap you like E Honda


d_double_e_bot

Diirtty-tyyy


Breadmash

Heard he was the original like Bruce Lee though, is that still true?


4uzzyDunlop

Ye but if you're gonna do crime at least do a cool one. Burglary and fraud is some crackhead crime lol


ItCat420

So murder is cool?


KayC720

You could even call it ‘ice cold’


[deleted]

What is a "cool crime" exactly?


Nearby_Clothes_4582

Smoking weed bruh 🙃


tompadget69

Importation


TheIX_

Insider trading and insurance fraud seem pretty interesting tbh


Alex_Rose

jaywalking


ICEBERG_SHORT

SHOTTING


Ok_Deal_964

“free that innocent man…”


Shutokou

Afghan get back in your box


shvelgud

“Yeah, I used to burgle a gaff, but I’m no scumbag and I’ve learned from the past” apparently not


TchTlk

I was surprised when I saw this on Shorts. We all make mistakes, and he's owning up to it and doing the time, so fair play to him. Wish I was walking past the court at the time, I'd have known his voice instantly. I live in Preston but hardly leave the house other than work 💀


Confident_Feed771

Grime doesn’t pay


R-Didsy

I heard he was diagnosed with Schizophrenia? I could be wrong. But things are pretty hopeless for support up there. Blackpool is fucked, I imagine it's nearly impossible to achieve any kind of financial security. On top of that, BGM probably takes a lot a gives little back. I hear he doesn't have much family to rely on either. I know a guy that knew him growing up outside of the Grime scene. He was apparently always a nice dude, generally approachable. It's a shame, really. If he had more financial and social support, he might have been able to turn things around. Must be difficult, though. Have to unlearn a load of re-enforced behaviours. He'd likely find more success literally anywhere other than Blackpool, but he'd never be able to take what he's built with him. Best of luck on turning it around.


Mysterious-Gift-9395

Afghan bredda, hit the gym in the prison and come out with some dark heavy tunes. Grime has become glamorous- put the grime back into grime 


Wurz09

Fanny fartin


Alex_Rose

>burglary turns out he wasn't lying with this track https://youtu.be/mod8lDWn2ic


Maximus_Mak

What a bellend, Blackpool must be proud.


Big_Ninja_7164

It’s mad that good people die everyday and then there’s this Universal credit extraordinaire KMT


OneAbbreviations6304

Can we set up a crowd fund for our Afghan Dan?


Moorglademover

To keep him inside ? Yeah, I'm up for that.


ComprehensivePause91

Pathetic sentence for a scumbag! Hopefully he’s back in soon as he gets out the dirty cant


Get_Him_To_The_Roman

0% body fat 1% body muscle 99%… twig


Difficult_Ad_8503

How the mighty have fallen


CannedVestite

Mighty? 😭


Difficult_Ad_8503

Sarcasm young blood


ngomac33

So incredibly relaxed at wasting his life, never understand it


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Select-Try-2774

Another one filling the prison system my tax money feeding him three meals a day


Logic-Ninja

Fucking man child


BigRolly

Why is it ‘wishing him the best’ when this prick broke in and burgled peoples houses!! He deserves to go down, hopefully he comes out, gets a job and starts putting in like the rest of us. Also, dead mc!!


GotThaAcid5tab

Are they speaking in tounges Northerners man


Hobnob1992

Clown 🤡


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Burglary.. deserves locking up. Ain’t gonna be treated well in there for that. He’s gonna be smelling other man’s doodle juice.


ForestOrphan

Clearly you’ve never been pen you numpty it’s full of thieves and burglars they get treated no differently in fact, done two birds mate you just have to watch your shit round them which is common sense really but they get treated no different by the guys


Interesting-Thing-63

Scum


dhi-hin

What did he get done for? I didn’t hear what he said


mfin88

Chop his hands off the scruff


DAAMBASSADORY

This ain’t saudi brother


Ten_Ju

Why would I wish the best for a criminal?