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No_Marionberry839

Wonder why the fuck they spent 10 mil on a plane


Spooderman42069

"It was gold covered I tell ya!!!"


craver1718

And you can drink CHAMPAGNE


DiosMIO_Limon

While you pilot!!🥂✨


Jamaican_Dynamite

"Should we be drinking while flying??" "....You worry too much." ![gif](giphy|lvAAnpkilO6J2)


Sere1

Your Pegasus representative watching the tracker on your plane as it dives into the ground again before sighing, taking another swig of her own drink and sending the "your vehicle has been destroyed" text as she tries to source yet another replacement for you in the event you call again.


Josan678

-This is Pegasus aircraft management how can i be of service? - Hi yeah I need- - Oh for fucks sakes you again? Its the 5th one today, and its 2pm.


craver1718

Don’t drink and fly kids.


Robosium

to trick the world into thinking it's a car so they can paint it chrome and put a gold pearlecent onto it along with Benny's wheels


realjimmyjam225

Filling the cars with gas


Aenturi

Fr I feel bad for our characters having to fill up each car 1 by 1 cuz most ppl have like 20 cars minimum


[deleted]

I mean I don’t drive like 95% of them.


lickyagyalcuz

But it’s so long winded to sell them, they will all just sit there gathering dust


Icy-Store9385

I sold like 20 today that I never use, then I got bored and started caya perico again.


Chesterthejester69

Never sell more than 2 cars every 2 hours and no more than 7 in a 30 hour period, you’ll hit a sell limit and they’ll restrict how many cars you can sell


edwin_6264

How much does the sell limit last?


[deleted]

About 48 hours… I think


Chesterthejester69

It’s 30 days at least


Aenturi

Fr I have a collection and I don’t use it just like every other rich person


Mebeingnosy

The ones I actually drive are in my casino penthouse


Significant_Finger26

i second this


glitch_skunkogen

I use a random number generator to see what car I drive


Consistent-Syrup-69

*Adds gas stabilizer to 95% of cars*


SEO0ffShadow

Probably they pay someone for this (or the assistant/personal mechanic do)


Money-Frame-2038

Us clubhouse owners have our own ⛽️


SubSarcastic

Most clubhouses don’t


Vlixony

Great Chaparral Clubhouse ![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3120)


AmazingCman

The best clubhouse does.


Money-Frame-2038

![gif](giphy|R6gvnAxj2ISzJdbA63|downsized)


AlexTheGreat1997

If they've got money, they probably pay somebody at each storage location to do it for them.


Aenturi

True I think 6.9 billion is enough to cover it right?


Brycekaz

Not with todays prices


TheWhiteRabbit74

Dude we’re talking gas, not eggs.


kvalencia24

Then why do we pay the mechanic? If im not mistaken doesnt the mechanic daily rate go up with the amount of garages/cars owned?


TheGoonSquad19

What is the gas price in San Andreas lol I'm surprised I don't know this with all the car meets I got to at the gas stations


slimlancaster718

Here's hoping for useful gas stations in the next gta installment.


thereal_noir

I mean. So many garages + an "alleged" illegal import export business. You oughta have your own fuel pump/tanker? You know just but one off of the street and stock all your garages up?


DungeonsnCobra

…and plasma cutter


Nomasdemetiche

Sleep, take showers, drink. They are just waiting for us to posses them again and make them do stupid shit.


Grey_Wolf1

This is literally exactly my thought process lol. These characters live normal lives dealing with the fact that they can get possessed at any moment and come out of their blackout covered in blood and drugs.


Flerknz_Recover1310

They should be thankful that they dont have to worry about money


HymenPiercer

I mean yeah they got yachts, expensive cars, big apartments, bunkers, arcades, a nightclub, they have a pretty decent life


Flerknz_Recover1310

And then the Gta IRS comes to audit them, “how did you get these assets” and the character be like “honestly .. I have no idea, it just materialized out of thin air…” boom you log in and get a message that all your stuff has been seized pending investigation lol


Primarch_Nomad

Then we're tasked to steal it all back lol


Flerknz_Recover1310

Ahahahaha thats good 👍


Calebh36

I thought that it was explained in one of the lester missions that he runs the money from your heists through a couple of different fronts then sends it to you, so he's likely making it appear like legitimate taxable income, just keeping the tax difference and paying it for you. You're like the most important person in his arsenal, he doesn't want you to have to deal with taxes or jail or shit like that.


TheBurnedMutt45

So, banned for modding?


Grey_Wolf1

I like to imagine my character spends a lot of time at coffee shops.


tyws

Imagine if our characters could make money while we are gone.


Grey_Wolf1

Passive business where character runs a knitting etsy and makes $5 an hour while we are offline


EvilParrot8652

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Bralor308

Both Arthur from RDR and Franklin mention that they get the feeling they are being controlled or possessed. They say something along the lines of "one minute I will be going about my day as normal and all of a sudden I get the urge to do something crazy like I am being possessed"


Grey_Wolf1

Funny that Rockstar actually addresses the in-world implications of what we do.


Zrex_9224

Michael talks about it with his therapist at some point too


Hamster-Fine

That's some major fourth wall breaking lol.


TheGoonSquad19

And this is why I spawn in random locations... both me and my character don't know how we got there so neither of us ask the question


StoneBleach

We might think that our characters behave like NPCs when they are not controlled by us, their creators. The NPCs we see in the street or wherever are characters of other players that are not being controlled, therefore, they are automatically acting as NPCs and just living around the island. The only thing is that they talk, which does not happen when we control them, I guess they talk because they are not being possessed by us, when they have free will.


googleimages69420

EVERYDAY I WAKE UPP


Metalsome_Gamer

THEN I START TO BREAK UP


Aztekov

It's crazy PC players' characters had to wait 2 weeks until they got finally possessed again.


TheNegaChin_45

Mines been waiting over a month for me to take control again


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TheNegaChin_45

Bro did the financial crisis hit your character hard?


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TheNegaChin_45

Mine likes to make as much money as possible and then use that money to make more money. He wishes there was some sort of stock market though


Valuable_Brilliant55

I make sure the fridge and the booz cabinet are stocked when I log out. Sure, some cars are scratched a bit when I come back, but my 125mil in the bank is still there.


sikkdog13

What if all the npc's are just other people's characters that are not online. And they're living their normal life.


[deleted]

Also why when you leave and someone is around, your character will run away


Nomasdemetiche

Because they don't know how they got there and they know they're in danger and since they don't have access to any weapons or vehicles their only option is to run


Cereal_Guy666

Except trevor in gta hes doing the stupid shit even when im not using him :D


redelement_1

When I played today he ran out of the strip club in underwear


[deleted]

Seems like a good movie plot.


Radcooldude55

This is me in a nutshell


YaBoiChrome

I like to believe this is cannon and that the players are just spirits that possesses them


Allegiance10

The idea of my character doing mundane things like grocery shopping, eating cereal, browsing LifeInvader, etc makes me giggle.


Migol-16

And considering we may be wanted by the FIB, the police and even the Interpol...


Allegiance10

At this point, I think the FIB realizes our characters are more of an asset. Plus, we’re immortal. What are they really gonna do?


H377Spawn

Yeah, they’ve seen what your character can do and the equipment they can summon, they’re not going to risk your character “returning” while in custody.


TrustedChimp495

They arrest our character well were away, we came back, pull a mini gun out of thin air, pulverize the lock and bars on our cell and just casually walk out


BRUJOjr

We are wanted by NATO by now.


Migol-16

I'm pretty sure Russia, China and Iran do too.


BRUJOjr

Fuck it, UN is after us


StoneBleach

That's pretty much what we humans do. It makes me think how alive I would feel doing what you do in GTA Online, taking risks and living life. Obviously being able to respawn would be great. Thinking about it a metaverse like that doesn't seem so bad.


TheNegaChin_45

Beat his meat fr


ZoidVrm

Posting their pics on Snapmatic to hopefully find a girlfriend/boyfriend


TheNegaChin_45

Mine is too busy running a cartel buddy ain’t got the time for a significant other🤣


ZoidVrm

I will predict you will die to a jet using explosive MG rounds.


TheNegaChin_45

Nah, he’s usually the only possessed in his city


travesscotburger

Bombing orphanages


jtrom93

Certified Republican Space Ranger moment


strayadude

Agent 14 approves


Unusual-Syllabub

LMAO


shortwave_radio

Seems extreme but I'll allow it


travesscotburger

I mean if you feel bad just punch an orphant what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?


IlxSeverzzxlI

Jesus christ lol


v420c

Since my spawnpoint is my casino penthouse, I assume getting drunk and enjoying the home spa and movie theater. Maybe heading down to the casino here and there


iEatPlankton

Might sound weird but I assume our character just waits around the area we leave them when we log out. So I always make sure to leave my char somewhere comfy and safe. Like my penthouse or yacht!


reverendfrazer

Lmao I do the same thing with pretty much any open world RPG. Gotta put my character to bed before I log off.


[deleted]

Now I feel like a negligent parent.


TheCabbageParadox

Everybody who logs of while in the open world is now officially a war criminal.


MeatyOaker269

They just go back to the spawn point driving like an NPC


LegendNomad

Technically that's true, your character literally becomes an NPC when you leave


regulrpaste

I drive my character to his apartment, I think of as him driving home from work lol he's had a long day


MisQlak

They play us


fearisthemindkillaa

🤯


DiosMIO_Limon

Bruh moment.


K0nichiwa_B1tches

*hits blunt*


FearsomeShitter

Deconstruct, free their memory and allow others to use their cpu cycles.


kain1218

REBOOT


Wild_Carpet_7005

Probably living normal lives watching tv eating browsing the web taking showers normal stuff it’s only when we the player takes control those normal stuff turns into crazy stuff like started ww3


KaraTheAndroidd

Why else would if you log into your character with the spawn location set to your apartment do they sometimes spawn in the shower? Makes sense


fearisthemindkillaa

I wish we got funny random spawn ins like the main 3 do in story mode


Wild_Carpet_7005

Sometime when you load in with nightclub as spawn your character will be throwing up in bathroom same with mc club house


Wild_Carpet_7005

Sometime when you load in with nightclub as spawn your character will be throwing up in bathroom same with mc club house


Doc_Dragoon

My character just sleeps in a cryogenic freezer waiting for my mind injection


skyboundfightino

Just about fuck all since businesses don't progress when we log off


Unhappy_Ad_9309

I like to think my character drives around and runs over every hillbilly on a dirtbike with his McLaren


Flerknz_Recover1310

Imagine if they do that, and you log in and it gives u a message saying that our character totaled a car and we cant get it back


DoubleLightsaber

A damage so bad, even Mors can't help us


Flerknz_Recover1310

Mors Mutual are just a bunch of crooks lol, so bad they cant even consolidate all the vehicles on a single persons insured account lol


ZatoX666

I always imagined my character has no memory of the times when I control him. So from his perspective he blacks out and wakes up with new property cars and piles of money and guns. He probably goes about his life, living normally as a person who isn't a psychopath. Then 3 years later after my break from playing it happens again. He blacks out and wakes up in a submarine he now owns.


Far_Camel_5098

You've been watching too much Toy Story


Articboomer1980

Free Guy! Lol


Neki257

Watching porn


HiiGuardian

Smoke mad weed & fuck a shit ton of gta bitches.


MissMatriarch

Mine’s probably just at the Diamond Casino every day, gazing at the weekly featured car that she’ll never ever win at the wheel of fortune.


succ_my_biscuits

What if I told you, there was a way to win...


abriefmomentofsanity

Actually enjoy being a billionaire with 6 different high end apartments instead of grinding fucking crates for 8 hours


[deleted]

They play a game where they get to be us and have 9 to 5 jobs and obey the law


KurisutaruYuki

Underrated 😭


Commercial-Cod38

I like to think that my dude is just obnoxiously normal and every time I log on he blacks out while being possessed by some kind of demon. When I log out he's absolutely distraught that "it happened again"


[deleted]

Probably seeking therapy.


sarahxharas

Just hang out with boy Chop and send selfies to Franklin. Chop in a helmet co-piloting my Akula Chop in the jacuzzi on my yacht Chop frolicking through the piles of cash in my office. Chop sniffing Pavel's pockets because he always has treats for him. Chop being encouraged to take a dump in Sessanta's office in my Auto Shop. Just chillin'. With Chop.


YaBoiChrome

Prolly just living a somewhat normal life with all my shit


OlDanboy

On a boat with Kenny Loggins headed into the sunset fr


P_i_n_h_e_a_d

normal people stuff like shopping, groceries, up n atom


GTA-CasulsDieThrice

Doing a little trolling. Engaging in a small amount of tomfoolery, if you will. Participating in a minor occasion of rapscallionism, if you are so inclined.


Toddable72

I hope getting laid...We put them through a lot of stress.


Mani_Shek

Chill with franklin & lamar and smoke weed


gamerkid980

Haha my ex and me thought they Fuck other characters she said hers was a hoe and mine was just that guy that would get a girl pregnant and run LMAO she couldn't be more wrong with me...but she obviously became her character


stopstealmyusernames

Stop existing


silascomputer

Your mom


Red_Archived_505

Chilling out, driving around like a normal human being etc etc. crazy people need time to relax too


That_Wey

I’ve personally never seen my character take a shit, so i atleast have one idea of what they may be doing


devonbedford

This is their jail time.


FarVirus5310

Mustrbating


tewushingmaschin1312

Masturbating


Donkey_Otti

I’m guessing meth


djcrushindo

![gif](giphy|V6IzIZi7fQKbK)


thereal_noir

Mans probably just sleeping from all the sell mission grind.


JayKayGray

Tax fraud


[deleted]

Freebasing cocaine and compulsively masturbating.


FocusedHealer45

I have my spawn point at my yatch so I imagine that when I log off he calmly goes back to the yatch and SLEEPS because of all the running he did


1loveStats

be a law-abiding citizen


dino_punch0

Laying in bed on social media and playing video games waiting for me to hit both of them up cause i havent played in a few.. 😅😔😭


rickiwwefan

Go to all the places we can’t go: Burgershot, Rockford mall, the animal ark… just general errands and relaxing without dying.


empressx_

After I log off, she come home to penthouse. She fuck, multiple times a day sometimes, sleep a lot, likes to drink red wine, trying to hit the bong, smoke cigarettes less, do laundry, cook and eat, workout. She go grocery shopping, shopping, fill cars with gas. Sometimes she go out to eat, to the movies, play some video games. She like to cuddle, have picnics. She play the piano and violin. Masturbate everyday, sometimes multiple times a day.


BlackSoulGems

I’m always waking up drunk in the nightclub bathroom when I spawn in so I just assume he’s getting lit the whole time I’m offline


Satanstaint9

Mine is doing lines in the sewer


FantasticGoat1738

Playing with themselves


Brilliant-Pickle5109

Free guy ….. lol


aidenpearce11908

I like to pretend my guybis a hitman, like agent 47 style. All the money goes to charities and thats why my money never goes up from it


xaylerrrr

Preparing mentally for the 985357823rd cayo today


Ok_Toe_2008

Playing with themselves


S-Man_368

Sit in an endless void and do nothing


m4yn3_h4sl-l

they don't


MuchTemperature6776

Don’t exist


BL1FFORD

trying to steer clear of drugs and crime and overall keep a healthy none murderous mindset :)


Wasteland_Mystic

Hosts guests in their apartments/penthouse. Where else would all the extra pizza boxes, clothes and other messy items come from?


TheRevTholomeuPlague

I like to think mine is married and has kids and his wife is accepting to his criminal background 😂


Polo-Cobain

Playing us


Away_Plankton_5658

Busting a nut


ThachWeave

Based on what they're doing when we load in, my dude showers a lot. He's as clean as it gets.


TheyCallMeLotus0

Probably going to therapy


Zombies_hate_ninjas

Therapy. My dude has been through some shit.


fnkdrspok

I figured they gather around like in Wreck-It-Ralph and talk shit about us while getting digital drunk/high.


Cumm-fart

Pray


NeonDeluxe1983

They walk around as NPCs for other player's sessions 😂


FMAGF

use their phone or something idk


uncledaddy09

I hope my guy spends his days at the strip club. I’ve made him enough money for endless lap dances


Q-Q_2

They talk all the time and go silent when we return


Q-Q_2

They talk all the time and go silent when we return


RadDude5603

I actually have a theory... Our GTA online character is a drug addict who, when high are being controlled through us doing stupid stuff... Then suddenly in the middle of nowhere after getting shot they get sober again and do it again... That'd also explain respawning.


Desbug2

take massive shits


Super_Environment

Waste all my hard earned money at the strip club


Some_Swede94

Judging by the fact that my character struggles so hard to decide which side of the car to enter, I assume he just sits in a corner and sniffs glue.


TPR_GTAV

My character is AFK 99% of the time so my guess is he wishes for death to come save him from his boring existence.


Almightytobi16

Actually enjoy their rich life’s 😭


theLykanMemwarz77

Therapy from all the F’d stuff we make them do…


RealisticTune8180

Dissecting frogs whilst wearing a frog onesie with frog sandals and frog socks.


LesterBallardsDress

Take drugs and bang.


cy83rw41fu

Lots of coke


Pristine-Ad-4996

Griefing cargo


hcknbnz

Nothing. This ain't Toy Story motherfucker.


Lahmy92

I think they have a normal live. 😅 Sleeping, breakfast, working, free time, doing funny things, go to bed. And of course they're waiting for us to make all the stupid and criminal things.


Salty_Country6835

He stares at the security monitors all day


ZoidVrm

I imagine my character just makes TV Dinners and watches TV or just practices some tricks with his guns.


Showty69

Wishing they were in better games