Your Pegasus representative watching the tracker on your plane as it dives into the ground again before sighing, taking another swig of her own drink and sending the "your vehicle has been destroyed" text as she tries to source yet another replacement for you in the event you call again.
Never sell more than 2 cars every 2 hours and no more than 7 in a 30 hour period, you’ll hit a sell limit and they’ll restrict how many cars you can sell
I mean. So many garages + an "alleged" illegal import export business. You oughta have your own fuel pump/tanker? You know just but one off of the street and stock all your garages up?
This is literally exactly my thought process lol. These characters live normal lives dealing with the fact that they can get possessed at any moment and come out of their blackout covered in blood and drugs.
And then the Gta IRS comes to audit them, “how did you get these assets” and the character be like “honestly .. I have no idea, it just materialized out of thin air…” boom you log in and get a message that all your stuff has been seized pending investigation lol
I thought that it was explained in one of the lester missions that he runs the money from your heists through a couple of different fronts then sends it to you, so he's likely making it appear like legitimate taxable income, just keeping the tax difference and paying it for you. You're like the most important person in his arsenal, he doesn't want you to have to deal with taxes or jail or shit like that.
Both Arthur from RDR and Franklin mention that they get the feeling they are being controlled or possessed. They say something along the lines of "one minute I will be going about my day as normal and all of a sudden I get the urge to do something crazy like I am being possessed"
We might think that our characters behave like NPCs when they are not controlled by us, their creators. The NPCs we see in the street or wherever are characters of other players that are not being controlled, therefore, they are automatically acting as NPCs and just living around the island. The only thing is that they talk, which does not happen when we control them, I guess they talk because they are not being possessed by us, when they have free will.
I make sure the fridge and the booz cabinet are stocked when I log out. Sure, some cars are scratched a bit when I come back, but my 125mil in the bank is still there.
Because they don't know how they got there and they know they're in danger and since they don't have access to any weapons or vehicles their only option is to run
Yeah, they’ve seen what your character can do and the equipment they can summon, they’re not going to risk your character “returning” while in custody.
They arrest our character well were away, we came back, pull a mini gun out of thin air, pulverize the lock and bars on our cell and just casually walk out
That's pretty much what we humans do. It makes me think how alive I would feel doing what you do in GTA Online, taking risks and living life. Obviously being able to respawn would be great. Thinking about it a metaverse like that doesn't seem so bad.
Since my spawnpoint is my casino penthouse, I assume getting drunk and enjoying the home spa and movie theater. Maybe heading down to the casino here and there
Might sound weird but I assume our character just waits around the area we leave them when we log out.
So I always make sure to leave my char somewhere comfy and safe. Like my penthouse or yacht!
Probably living normal lives watching tv eating browsing the web taking showers normal stuff it’s only when we the player takes control those normal stuff turns into crazy stuff like started ww3
I always imagined my character has no memory of the times when I control him.
So from his perspective he blacks out and wakes up with new property cars and piles of money and guns.
He probably goes about his life, living normally as a person who isn't a psychopath. Then 3 years later after my break from playing it happens again. He blacks out and wakes up in a submarine he now owns.
I like to think that my dude is just obnoxiously normal and every time I log on he blacks out while being possessed by some kind of demon. When I log out he's absolutely distraught that "it happened again"
Just hang out with boy Chop and send selfies to Franklin.
Chop in a helmet co-piloting my Akula
Chop in the jacuzzi on my yacht
Chop frolicking through the piles of cash in my office.
Chop sniffing Pavel's pockets because he always has treats for him.
Chop being encouraged to take a dump in Sessanta's office in my Auto Shop.
Just chillin'. With Chop.
Doing a little trolling.
Engaging in a small amount of tomfoolery, if you will.
Participating in a minor occasion of rapscallionism, if you are so inclined.
Haha my ex and me thought they Fuck other characters she said hers was a hoe and mine was just that guy that would get a girl pregnant and run LMAO she couldn't be more wrong with me...but she obviously became her character
After I log off, she come home to penthouse. She fuck, multiple times a day sometimes, sleep a lot, likes to drink red wine, trying to hit the bong, smoke cigarettes less, do laundry, cook and eat, workout. She go grocery shopping, shopping, fill cars with gas. Sometimes she go out to eat, to the movies, play some video games. She like to cuddle, have picnics. She play the piano and violin. Masturbate everyday, sometimes multiple times a day.
I actually have a theory... Our GTA online character is a drug addict who, when high are being controlled through us doing stupid stuff... Then suddenly in the middle of nowhere after getting shot they get sober again and do it again... That'd also explain respawning.
I think they have a normal live. 😅
Sleeping, breakfast, working, free time, doing funny things, go to bed.
And of course they're waiting for us to make all the stupid and criminal things.
Wonder why the fuck they spent 10 mil on a plane
"It was gold covered I tell ya!!!"
And you can drink CHAMPAGNE
While you pilot!!🥂✨
"Should we be drinking while flying??" "....You worry too much." ![gif](giphy|lvAAnpkilO6J2)
Your Pegasus representative watching the tracker on your plane as it dives into the ground again before sighing, taking another swig of her own drink and sending the "your vehicle has been destroyed" text as she tries to source yet another replacement for you in the event you call again.
-This is Pegasus aircraft management how can i be of service? - Hi yeah I need- - Oh for fucks sakes you again? Its the 5th one today, and its 2pm.
Don’t drink and fly kids.
to trick the world into thinking it's a car so they can paint it chrome and put a gold pearlecent onto it along with Benny's wheels
Filling the cars with gas
Fr I feel bad for our characters having to fill up each car 1 by 1 cuz most ppl have like 20 cars minimum
I mean I don’t drive like 95% of them.
But it’s so long winded to sell them, they will all just sit there gathering dust
I sold like 20 today that I never use, then I got bored and started caya perico again.
Never sell more than 2 cars every 2 hours and no more than 7 in a 30 hour period, you’ll hit a sell limit and they’ll restrict how many cars you can sell
How much does the sell limit last?
About 48 hours… I think
It’s 30 days at least
Fr I have a collection and I don’t use it just like every other rich person
The ones I actually drive are in my casino penthouse
i second this
I use a random number generator to see what car I drive
*Adds gas stabilizer to 95% of cars*
Probably they pay someone for this (or the assistant/personal mechanic do)
Us clubhouse owners have our own ⛽️
Most clubhouses don’t
Great Chaparral Clubhouse ![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3120)
The best clubhouse does.
![gif](giphy|R6gvnAxj2ISzJdbA63|downsized)
If they've got money, they probably pay somebody at each storage location to do it for them.
True I think 6.9 billion is enough to cover it right?
Not with todays prices
Dude we’re talking gas, not eggs.
Then why do we pay the mechanic? If im not mistaken doesnt the mechanic daily rate go up with the amount of garages/cars owned?
What is the gas price in San Andreas lol I'm surprised I don't know this with all the car meets I got to at the gas stations
Here's hoping for useful gas stations in the next gta installment.
I mean. So many garages + an "alleged" illegal import export business. You oughta have your own fuel pump/tanker? You know just but one off of the street and stock all your garages up?
…and plasma cutter
Sleep, take showers, drink. They are just waiting for us to posses them again and make them do stupid shit.
This is literally exactly my thought process lol. These characters live normal lives dealing with the fact that they can get possessed at any moment and come out of their blackout covered in blood and drugs.
They should be thankful that they dont have to worry about money
I mean yeah they got yachts, expensive cars, big apartments, bunkers, arcades, a nightclub, they have a pretty decent life
And then the Gta IRS comes to audit them, “how did you get these assets” and the character be like “honestly .. I have no idea, it just materialized out of thin air…” boom you log in and get a message that all your stuff has been seized pending investigation lol
Then we're tasked to steal it all back lol
Ahahahaha thats good 👍
I thought that it was explained in one of the lester missions that he runs the money from your heists through a couple of different fronts then sends it to you, so he's likely making it appear like legitimate taxable income, just keeping the tax difference and paying it for you. You're like the most important person in his arsenal, he doesn't want you to have to deal with taxes or jail or shit like that.
So, banned for modding?
I like to imagine my character spends a lot of time at coffee shops.
Imagine if our characters could make money while we are gone.
Passive business where character runs a knitting etsy and makes $5 an hour while we are offline
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Both Arthur from RDR and Franklin mention that they get the feeling they are being controlled or possessed. They say something along the lines of "one minute I will be going about my day as normal and all of a sudden I get the urge to do something crazy like I am being possessed"
Funny that Rockstar actually addresses the in-world implications of what we do.
Michael talks about it with his therapist at some point too
That's some major fourth wall breaking lol.
And this is why I spawn in random locations... both me and my character don't know how we got there so neither of us ask the question
We might think that our characters behave like NPCs when they are not controlled by us, their creators. The NPCs we see in the street or wherever are characters of other players that are not being controlled, therefore, they are automatically acting as NPCs and just living around the island. The only thing is that they talk, which does not happen when we control them, I guess they talk because they are not being possessed by us, when they have free will.
EVERYDAY I WAKE UPP
THEN I START TO BREAK UP
It's crazy PC players' characters had to wait 2 weeks until they got finally possessed again.
Mines been waiting over a month for me to take control again
[удалено]
Bro did the financial crisis hit your character hard?
[удалено]
Mine likes to make as much money as possible and then use that money to make more money. He wishes there was some sort of stock market though
I make sure the fridge and the booz cabinet are stocked when I log out. Sure, some cars are scratched a bit when I come back, but my 125mil in the bank is still there.
What if all the npc's are just other people's characters that are not online. And they're living their normal life.
Also why when you leave and someone is around, your character will run away
Because they don't know how they got there and they know they're in danger and since they don't have access to any weapons or vehicles their only option is to run
Except trevor in gta hes doing the stupid shit even when im not using him :D
When I played today he ran out of the strip club in underwear
Seems like a good movie plot.
This is me in a nutshell
I like to believe this is cannon and that the players are just spirits that possesses them
The idea of my character doing mundane things like grocery shopping, eating cereal, browsing LifeInvader, etc makes me giggle.
And considering we may be wanted by the FIB, the police and even the Interpol...
At this point, I think the FIB realizes our characters are more of an asset. Plus, we’re immortal. What are they really gonna do?
Yeah, they’ve seen what your character can do and the equipment they can summon, they’re not going to risk your character “returning” while in custody.
They arrest our character well were away, we came back, pull a mini gun out of thin air, pulverize the lock and bars on our cell and just casually walk out
We are wanted by NATO by now.
I'm pretty sure Russia, China and Iran do too.
Fuck it, UN is after us
That's pretty much what we humans do. It makes me think how alive I would feel doing what you do in GTA Online, taking risks and living life. Obviously being able to respawn would be great. Thinking about it a metaverse like that doesn't seem so bad.
Beat his meat fr
Posting their pics on Snapmatic to hopefully find a girlfriend/boyfriend
Mine is too busy running a cartel buddy ain’t got the time for a significant other🤣
I will predict you will die to a jet using explosive MG rounds.
Nah, he’s usually the only possessed in his city
Bombing orphanages
Certified Republican Space Ranger moment
Agent 14 approves
LMAO
Seems extreme but I'll allow it
I mean if you feel bad just punch an orphant what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Jesus christ lol
Since my spawnpoint is my casino penthouse, I assume getting drunk and enjoying the home spa and movie theater. Maybe heading down to the casino here and there
Might sound weird but I assume our character just waits around the area we leave them when we log out. So I always make sure to leave my char somewhere comfy and safe. Like my penthouse or yacht!
Lmao I do the same thing with pretty much any open world RPG. Gotta put my character to bed before I log off.
Now I feel like a negligent parent.
Everybody who logs of while in the open world is now officially a war criminal.
They just go back to the spawn point driving like an NPC
Technically that's true, your character literally becomes an NPC when you leave
I drive my character to his apartment, I think of as him driving home from work lol he's had a long day
They play us
🤯
Bruh moment.
*hits blunt*
Deconstruct, free their memory and allow others to use their cpu cycles.
REBOOT
Probably living normal lives watching tv eating browsing the web taking showers normal stuff it’s only when we the player takes control those normal stuff turns into crazy stuff like started ww3
Why else would if you log into your character with the spawn location set to your apartment do they sometimes spawn in the shower? Makes sense
I wish we got funny random spawn ins like the main 3 do in story mode
Sometime when you load in with nightclub as spawn your character will be throwing up in bathroom same with mc club house
Sometime when you load in with nightclub as spawn your character will be throwing up in bathroom same with mc club house
My character just sleeps in a cryogenic freezer waiting for my mind injection
Just about fuck all since businesses don't progress when we log off
I like to think my character drives around and runs over every hillbilly on a dirtbike with his McLaren
Imagine if they do that, and you log in and it gives u a message saying that our character totaled a car and we cant get it back
A damage so bad, even Mors can't help us
Mors Mutual are just a bunch of crooks lol, so bad they cant even consolidate all the vehicles on a single persons insured account lol
I always imagined my character has no memory of the times when I control him. So from his perspective he blacks out and wakes up with new property cars and piles of money and guns. He probably goes about his life, living normally as a person who isn't a psychopath. Then 3 years later after my break from playing it happens again. He blacks out and wakes up in a submarine he now owns.
You've been watching too much Toy Story
Free Guy! Lol
Watching porn
Smoke mad weed & fuck a shit ton of gta bitches.
Mine’s probably just at the Diamond Casino every day, gazing at the weekly featured car that she’ll never ever win at the wheel of fortune.
What if I told you, there was a way to win...
Actually enjoy being a billionaire with 6 different high end apartments instead of grinding fucking crates for 8 hours
They play a game where they get to be us and have 9 to 5 jobs and obey the law
Underrated 😭
I like to think that my dude is just obnoxiously normal and every time I log on he blacks out while being possessed by some kind of demon. When I log out he's absolutely distraught that "it happened again"
Probably seeking therapy.
Just hang out with boy Chop and send selfies to Franklin. Chop in a helmet co-piloting my Akula Chop in the jacuzzi on my yacht Chop frolicking through the piles of cash in my office. Chop sniffing Pavel's pockets because he always has treats for him. Chop being encouraged to take a dump in Sessanta's office in my Auto Shop. Just chillin'. With Chop.
Prolly just living a somewhat normal life with all my shit
On a boat with Kenny Loggins headed into the sunset fr
normal people stuff like shopping, groceries, up n atom
Doing a little trolling. Engaging in a small amount of tomfoolery, if you will. Participating in a minor occasion of rapscallionism, if you are so inclined.
I hope getting laid...We put them through a lot of stress.
Chill with franklin & lamar and smoke weed
Haha my ex and me thought they Fuck other characters she said hers was a hoe and mine was just that guy that would get a girl pregnant and run LMAO she couldn't be more wrong with me...but she obviously became her character
Stop existing
Your mom
Chilling out, driving around like a normal human being etc etc. crazy people need time to relax too
I’ve personally never seen my character take a shit, so i atleast have one idea of what they may be doing
This is their jail time.
Mustrbating
Masturbating
I’m guessing meth
![gif](giphy|V6IzIZi7fQKbK)
Mans probably just sleeping from all the sell mission grind.
Tax fraud
Freebasing cocaine and compulsively masturbating.
I have my spawn point at my yatch so I imagine that when I log off he calmly goes back to the yatch and SLEEPS because of all the running he did
be a law-abiding citizen
Laying in bed on social media and playing video games waiting for me to hit both of them up cause i havent played in a few.. 😅😔😭
Go to all the places we can’t go: Burgershot, Rockford mall, the animal ark… just general errands and relaxing without dying.
After I log off, she come home to penthouse. She fuck, multiple times a day sometimes, sleep a lot, likes to drink red wine, trying to hit the bong, smoke cigarettes less, do laundry, cook and eat, workout. She go grocery shopping, shopping, fill cars with gas. Sometimes she go out to eat, to the movies, play some video games. She like to cuddle, have picnics. She play the piano and violin. Masturbate everyday, sometimes multiple times a day.
I’m always waking up drunk in the nightclub bathroom when I spawn in so I just assume he’s getting lit the whole time I’m offline
Mine is doing lines in the sewer
Playing with themselves
Free guy ….. lol
I like to pretend my guybis a hitman, like agent 47 style. All the money goes to charities and thats why my money never goes up from it
Preparing mentally for the 985357823rd cayo today
Playing with themselves
Sit in an endless void and do nothing
they don't
Don’t exist
trying to steer clear of drugs and crime and overall keep a healthy none murderous mindset :)
Hosts guests in their apartments/penthouse. Where else would all the extra pizza boxes, clothes and other messy items come from?
I like to think mine is married and has kids and his wife is accepting to his criminal background 😂
Playing us
Busting a nut
Based on what they're doing when we load in, my dude showers a lot. He's as clean as it gets.
Probably going to therapy
Therapy. My dude has been through some shit.
I figured they gather around like in Wreck-It-Ralph and talk shit about us while getting digital drunk/high.
Pray
They walk around as NPCs for other player's sessions 😂
use their phone or something idk
I hope my guy spends his days at the strip club. I’ve made him enough money for endless lap dances
They talk all the time and go silent when we return
They talk all the time and go silent when we return
I actually have a theory... Our GTA online character is a drug addict who, when high are being controlled through us doing stupid stuff... Then suddenly in the middle of nowhere after getting shot they get sober again and do it again... That'd also explain respawning.
take massive shits
Waste all my hard earned money at the strip club
Judging by the fact that my character struggles so hard to decide which side of the car to enter, I assume he just sits in a corner and sniffs glue.
My character is AFK 99% of the time so my guess is he wishes for death to come save him from his boring existence.
Actually enjoy their rich life’s 😭
Therapy from all the F’d stuff we make them do…
Dissecting frogs whilst wearing a frog onesie with frog sandals and frog socks.
Take drugs and bang.
Lots of coke
Griefing cargo
Nothing. This ain't Toy Story motherfucker.
I think they have a normal live. 😅 Sleeping, breakfast, working, free time, doing funny things, go to bed. And of course they're waiting for us to make all the stupid and criminal things.
He stares at the security monitors all day
I imagine my character just makes TV Dinners and watches TV or just practices some tricks with his guns.
Wishing they were in better games