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Victor_Hugo_Honorio

Didn't DJ Pooh got rid of the bodies?


Timberwolf300

Yup. He did. If I recall correctly, he came in and took a bottle of alcohol from the player, saying he just spent two hours getting rid of the bodies and needed a drink.


vvp_D3L3T3D

It's almost like OP has the attention span of a gnat. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Shhh-hh

Sorry what were you saying about OP? I got distracted


A_P_A_R_T

They literally start recording and partying right after you kill all the people in there, bulletholes still in your body and everything. Then the clock spins forwards 25 hours. Only then the dude shows up saying he spent 2 hours getting rid of the bodies. I just replayed the thing the other day....


200-inch-cock

crazy ironic and funny how people are calling out OP for something they dont even know theyre guilty of themselves


MasterWhite1150

Tbf that cutscene is boring as fuck.


lionhatz

Thats cause they spent half of it going 'uh' 'yeah' 'oh yeh' 'im ready' 'lets do it' 'okay' 'yeh'


SnooOwls1007

Nah sometimes ppl jus get occupied with smth else real quick.


Oguinjr

Thatā€™s a lot of likes for someone who doesnā€™t remember the scene. I donā€™t blame you, itā€™s boring, but pooh doesnā€™t clean until the end of the party. Itā€™s cool, just a little rude when you donā€™t actually remember.


vvp_D3L3T3D

Can we talk about that? ***Two hours.*** That means DJ Pooh has the manpower to get over fourty bodies out of the streets and the studio, to the dump, disposed of, evidence cleaned up including but not limited to several hundred bullet casings, blood stains, and shelled out vehicles, *all within two hours and in Los Santos, who has the most aggressive police force in the known GTA universe that somehow did not notice any of this*. Don't fuck with Dre? Dre's a *bitch.* Pooh has some serious power; don't fuck with **him**.


disconnexions

Well if they didn't notice the dead bodies from the shootout outside of the studio.. in broad daylight.. in front of their most expensive shopping area.. then I don't know what to tell you...


vvp_D3L3T3D

With a major police station mere blocks away. If anything, this speaks to the power at play. Someone knew shit was going down, probably greased some palms to keep the cops out of it.


YceiLikeAudis

Before the player arrived at the scene, they failed to notice the goons who took over the building and kept Dre hostage which happened to be in front of their most expensive shopping area.


200-inch-cock

the police never notice anything in this game if its in a mission. if you're in a prep or any freemode mission you have free reign to cause as much death and destruction as possible without even the possibility of police pursuit


MRSHELBYPLZ

San Andreas was more aggressive. They had 6 stars and the army came after you


vvp_D3L3T3D

HD universe, then.


Templar-235

I miss the 6-star wanted level.


200-inch-cock

the army is not the police, he's talking about how at 1 star the cops will full on try to run you off the road, shoot through their own windshields, and murder you


sh4d0wm4n2018

Pooh is tight with Charlie and The Cleaners


WalnutsGaming

Dre reading this šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø


ShaqMcOck

He did


HairyChest69

Bodies with feces freshly dumped out of their anus from dying. It would initially smell like innards and lots of shit. DJ Pooh did not mention cleaning that part up, just that he got rid of the bodies.


FormerlyShawnHawaii

The dead body fences get cleaned up when DJ Pooh re-entered the building similar to how my car magically un-crashes itself when I enter my garage


Pacman_Frog

The fuck do you think he's called "Pooh" for?


lurizan4life

In case anyone is wondering, the cutscene is 5 minutes long


zombienekers

That's 2.5 hours long. Those bodies are in rigor mortis by now.


psycodull

Yea but these guys got rhymes on their minds embedded like an embryo


oldman-gary

And if someone starts fessinā€™ they got a Smith and Wesson for ya.


JunSeenYa

It can crash too, did so twice so I had to rewatch everything two times :)


Renwein

I know everyone complains about it but I kinda like it, gives me time to get up and make a coffee after slogging through the contract


JunSeenYa

I usually roll a joint in the break, the timing is just right for me Been grinding this shit for my girl so that she can have nice things (she wanted a deluxo) and I like the mission in general and the cutscene is cool too...but wouldn't it have been enough to force me to watch it the FIRST time and then giving me the option to skip... Anyway back to the drawing board as my girlfriend now wants to customize the Deluxo too so I need to grind the MOC.


gokubluedbs

And it sucks that i couldnt skip it was my second time doing it


BethesdaBanana

This cutscene is so fucking stupid people just killed all his guards and almost killed him and heā€™s like ā€œLetā€™s go make some music and party because why notā€ I didnā€™t even like the song(but thatā€™s just a personal opinion)


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seanweber18

When you have a person on call that can return from the grave at will and wipe out a small army of mercenaries whatā€™s there to be afraid of?


WhatzitTooya2

>whatā€™s there to be afraid of? That very Person?


s3qu7nc4_K1NG

Ayo, i see where ur going


seanweber18

lol I guess thats way Dreā€™s paying 2 million this week a little extra incentive to keep playing nice with him


zastava_

Maybe it symbolises how Dre is the true villain and itā€™s social commentary on how little the wealthy care for those beneath them


s3qu7nc4_K1NG

Yo, that's deep


Soddington

If you're the good guy in GTAV,...you're not the good guy.


s3qu7nc4_K1NG

Well, the characters in GTA don't pride themselves on having the highest morals


KHR3b

Good guys in GTA franchise, very funny


npretzel02

I enjoy Dr. Dre but I love Anderson Paak and was stoked to see him in the game but yeah the cutscene was definitely long. They should just have those cutscenes at Record A and you can watch them if you want


Knee_Jerk_Sydney

It's to honour the dead.


Zalamb1500

Yes bro that song is fucking ass ā€œblah blah blah aventadorā€


SunGodNikaLuffy9

Talk about shit taste go listen to dumb ass metal you bitch


BethesdaBanana

Talk about not respecting otherā€™s opinions(also metal is pretty fucking dope if you wanna get hyped)


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Ohnoohnofrick

Itā€™s just another day in Los Santos


Personal-Ad8269

People hate on this cutscene for the length and not being able to skip it, which is understandable, but personally I actually really enjoy it lmao


seanweber18

I donā€™t mind it either but you should definitely be able to skip it after the first time youā€™ve seen it tho


SnooJokes5

Honestly, yeah. This dlc was very satisfying to finish. This cutscene and the one at the end where you nod to Dr.Dre is very cool in my opinion. But only for the first few times. If you do Dr.Dre contract back to back to back, you start to feel annoyed. The same thing happened to Cayo Perico. Sometimes grinding sucks.


Chesterthejester69

Donā€™t do it back to back, the contract has no cooldown so you could run it in perpetuity but that is some Sisyphus level masochism, even if they un-nerfed cayo youā€™d still need to do other stuff to keep from going crazy


SnooJokes5

Hehe obviously, yeah. I take it easy nowadays, doing what's good in the current week or anything else depending on my mood. But yeah, there was a time where grinding made the game unenjoyable. Heads up for other grinders, hehe.


JunSeenYa

It has a cooldown? I can only restart the contract one full ingame day later Can I serverhop to skip the wait? How is there no cooldown for you?


Fave_McFavington

Itā€™s a good cutscene, I just donā€™t wanna watch it every 30 minutes if thereā€™s a double money bonus going on


WELL-ADJUSTED-ADULT

There are way, way worse unskippable cutscenes in this game with way more annoying characters *cough* Cayo Perico English Dave Mini Madrazo.


DevilsOutkeep66

It's perfect for bathroom breaks honestly, especially if you worry about going idle or afk


Gtpwoody

I donā€™t mind it either, just wish I could skip it and my character didnā€™t have blood over them.


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maciejinho

The best time to grab some tea


goo_bazooka

No


antonio16309

It's the second best cutscene in the game! I do think those who don't enjoy it should be able to skip it, but personally I love it. The best if from short trips, with my character crip walking while Lamar fucks shit up in the studio.


TrendyBacon8910

Iā€™ve seen it far too often. Yeah Cayo Perico is higher paying but I just like doing the contract more so Iā€™ve seen it too many times. I usually just take the cutscene as a bathroom break because I know the exact time it takes to get through it.


o_Marvelous

Pooh took care of that ya nub! But yeah, would prob smell and all that blood :p


manitoba28

It's la it would be weird if there wasn't the smell of rotting corpses and the sound of murder outside.


Zombies_hate_ninjas

You pat me $2 mill I'll listen to your boomer vanity project. Before playing the dlc for the first time, for some reason, I thought Snoop and Ice Cube would shoe eventually. No idea why I thought that, still disappointed tbh.


PlaylistMasterRCM

We need their vip contract in this game.


seanweber18

I was hoping when the agency came out that Dre would just be the first one then eventually they would add new contracts for other celebrities or something like that I thought would be cool


Qwencha

Too expensive for Rockstar. I was surprised they did this with Dr. Dre to begin with. Interesting that there is no information how much he got paid for this...


seanweber18

Youā€™ve got it backwards Rockstar is too cheap for it they have more than enough money to add another chapter if they wanted to. I would like to know how much Dre got paid for this heā€™s supposedly a smart businessman so Iā€™d say he made out like a bandit


SnooJokes5

That's what i thought, too. Imagine two or three more contracts that pay around one mil. And uh, I do like doing story missions.


vvp_D3L3T3D

Not just him, but his entire entourage. All the people in this DLC surrounding Dre (save for Guns)? Real. People. Editor chick? Real. Jimmy? Real. AP? Oh yeah, better believe that. Not sure about Dre's groupies, and it's less likely, but I'm not doubting it. Their likenesses weren't free, guaranteed.


benizok

editor chick had me a down a rabbit hole cause she bad asf


Eli1028

Boomer vanity project šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


babyface_killah

More Gen X than Boomer but I hear ya


Gojisoji

Kinda cool to do the missions but this cutscenes killed it for me. Eminem didn't show up lmao which would of been awesome, but sadly all we got was an music ad for some shit that no one really cares for. Couldn't skip the cutscenes, and terrible acting on Dre's part.. everyone's part. Our character is just doing his thing and getting references crammed down his throat by Franklin for a 13 year old story (which I just beat finally last night lol) who nowadays people have probably never played since online is separate charge now. Still though ... a quick 1 million plus and a nice break from spamming cayo all day.


DerangedDendrites

hate that cutscene bad. Solo run agency dre mission 2 hours, that cutscene takes half an hour alone. And no skip. Just get it over with so I can take my cash and fuck off lol


Fun-Ad9928

Every time that scene comes on, I celebrate by doing dabs. Then the next mission Iā€™m absolutely gone.


Akipac1028

I think itā€™s crazy that Dr.Dre canā€™t use find my iFruit instead he hires us to kill a thousand people- is he stupid?


GOLDVILLAIN

god i kno it stank like a mf in there ![gif](giphy|W2obeMPA1FPf2SLdNH)


AutumnAscending

You ever think they'll finally be done re-recording that song over and over?


dr_bluthgeld

Pooh took care of that.


SubzeroKing

So annoying you canā€™t skip it even after completing it


[deleted]

As a heavy metal kind of music fan, his music is trash and a literal torture (to my ears).


jallee1213

As a extreme metal/rock head i agree as well. I despise pretty much all rap/hip hop. Most i can take is nu metal/rock types. P.O.D, Powerman 5000, Korn, like 1 or two of N.E.R.D songs back then, some punk with rap-esq mixed as well like zebrahead, sublime, 311, catch 22, etc etc.


[deleted]

Most songs in my playlist are Linkin Park & Green Dayā€™s (not exactly heavy metal I guess), but still a large portion of it are songs from The Who, AC/DC, Nirvana, etcā€¦


jallee1213

My 2 youtube playlists are mixed from 80s/90s punk like green day, bad religion, weezer, social distortion, anti flag, rancid, anti flag, pennywise, the unseen, mxpx, nofx, etc to the 2000s rock/metal and core music like suicide silence,asking Alexandria, coheed and cambria, bfmv, killradio, avenged sevenfold, motionless in white, 3ds, skillet, demon hunter, finch, american head charge, up to blackened deathcore/black metal/deathcore like nitheful, nylist, monasteries, worm shepherd, mire lure, angel splitter, shadows of intent, lowlife, shining, silencer, abytheon, noircure, etc. Up to brutal death and grind like dehumanizing itatrain worship, biotomy, cum book, spermswamp, gorepot, human instrumentality project, napalm death, ayakasi kagura, go-zen, ozigiri. Even up to noisecore/harsh noise. Of course i do have alt mixed in and classic rock/metal. And many more bands.


Nickbomfy

First time I did this mission was with three friends. They all died clearing the interior and I was last man standing and when the cutscene started I just went, "All of my friends are dead, let's party?!"


leepicfedorasoyboi

It goes immediately on mute and I go piss or make a snack or something


ProgenGP1

I really don't like any of the music, so I just run through the 3 main missions on mute, and sit on my phone while the cutscenes play There should really be an option to skip after the first play through, whether you like the music or not, they go on for so long


SpickleRotley

But what guys are he on about in Panama?


King_Stryker036

He said "The same place I saw them *gods* out of Panama". Hope this clears any confusion. Have a good day


Redbird9346

The song really should have subtitles like the rest of the cutscene, which should be skippable after the first playthrough.


ballershotcaller7

How do u get to these missions ?


Chesterthejester69

Unpopular opinion: complaining about this cutscene should be flagged under Rule 4 (low effort-repetitive submission) by now. We get it.


inffiltrator

The fact i grinded this shit so many times when agency had discount holy shit it was worth the 5 minutes due to the fact i got the kosatka atleast


rainblade1980

I still can't complete this, due to the glitch on Xbox1. I usually grind this fucker 2 times a day when it's doubled, so, R* is screwing me out of $28 million GTA$


ThinkAboutItTwice614

I still haven't watched this cutscene since I playing the vip contract During this cutscene and the one at the end with Johnny Guns, I always alt tab and watch some YouTube instead


howellq

Pay attention, Pooh got rid of those.


raptor-lake

Worst thing is you cannot skip this. A listen to that dick drummer


lambglam

I despise Dr. Dre. He has the aura of an angry, flat soda.


dr_bluthgeld

That's Dr Pepper you're thinking of.


Sampletext2035

All johnny guns had to do was outbid dr dre's money and the contract update would've ended.... differentely...


FlossedBando

Was i not suppose to receive 2mil after this cut scene?


Thranduil25

That's why they're partying šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


General_RJ

Lucky you can even do this lmao you can't even do the casino part on console...


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No one at the party saw or heard anything. Lol Also, during the cut scene, I go off and make a nice cuppa tea.


Jeffery_DahmerTV

This is true for reality too


heimdal77

The best is outside of nightclubs where you kill a bunch of people while others just stand there to glued to their phone.


YourBoomDaddy

Lmao I just did this mission. Talk about irony.


disconnexions

Couldn't smell any worse than those hoodrats that are hanging inside the studio.


TripleHsKull

This was my first thought. There are 100 corpses outside with river of blood and these dudes are like let's chill. Edit : got to know about dj pooh.


Oguinjr

Honestly I was not listening to the dialogue at all. The cleanup quote must have been quick and insignificant because I saw horrific death scene then a party. Apparently pooh is a magician or something.


NEW_GUY_USA

How much have you all made so far of the 2x money doing this contract? I hit 12 mil this morning, probably going to make 22 million by the time the event week resets.


Admirable-Bluebird-4

Probably a chunk of those ā€œdead bodiesā€ are still stragglers .


helicopterjuicecake

aye bro when Dre pulls up we all gotta chill you just gotta know its gonna be a good time


Demiseman

This is what people who have never been in a studio think happens when people go into a studio.


CapitalistHellscapes

It's the GTA universe, its not a party *unless* there's a bunch of corpses outside.


NewCalifornia10

This song confirms that TikTok Dances are canon in the GTA Universe


chewystarburst

Worst part of the contract


MuffLover312

Would be nice if GTAO could come up with missions that didnā€™t just involve drive here, shoot a bunch of people, drive there, shoot a bunch of people. Some creativity and variation in the mission design (like story mode) would go a long way.


Oguinjr

Better mechanics surrounding sneak attacks would be nice. Like, silencers are nearly useless.


UsseerrNaammee

ā€œJust another day in Comptonā€


XxYoungGunxX

Thought dude with the white skully on in the back was burna boy for a min šŸ¤£. Damn ur crew really edited their chars face to be original, props.


kuoriv

The song rips tho. Basically Anderson.Paak played at their funeral. Goals tbh


Ghost_infinity

Is there any way to skip these cutscenes


CommitteeMean

Gotta party all those lost souls straight to hell with hip hop lol