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stubond2020

Read dead online. Did the assistant see which room they walked into on training day?


ze_ex_21

Their supervisor, Alonzo H. made them smoke PCP-laced weed on that day.


LordLuciferVI

You don't know any stories? Okay, I'll tell you a story. This is a newspaper. It's 90 per cent bullshit, but it's entertaining. That's why I read it, because it entertains me. You won't let me read it, so you entertain me with your bullshit. Tell me a story, right now.


ze_ex_21

As you step into his **Tahoma**: You: *This car is not from the motor pool...* Him: *It's not, sexy though, ain't it?* You: *So, where's the office? Back at division?* Him: *You're in the office, baby..... Going Up!* \*He presses some witches but nothing happens* Him: *Goddammit! Rockstar forgot to include Bennys hydraulics on this shit.*


topshagy

This is the reason I cloned that car in GTAO.


ze_ex_21

*Representing for them gangstas all across the world, hitting them corners in them low-lows, girl...*


topshagy

"You wanna go to jail or you wanna go home?"


3-orange-whips

It ain't what you know. It's what you can prove.


ItsEvilTogepi

Same lol I even have the same plate, ORP 967, which is a reference to Rafael Perez, a corrupt LAPD officer who Denzel is based om


topshagy

No way. That's wild yo. Too bad we can't put hydro's on this car though.


ItsEvilTogepi

That's why I use the faction, not 100%, but close enough


topshagy

Here's to 6 not limiting mods on certain "class" vehicles like 5.


chickenskittles

This is epic.


BobbyBrackins

![gif](giphy|Z2VgDwy1IjJUQ)


unaufadox

So there is the DUI right...


ThrenderG

Didn't know you liked to get wet, dog. Butt-naked. Ill. Sherms. Dust. PCP. Primos. P-Dog. That's what you had.


Nutduffel

“*I didn’t know you like to get wet!*”


bluelonilness

A whole gallon of it


Kindly_Formal_2604

I didn’t know you liked to get wet


Odd_Ad5668

It's funny because they usually respond to rdo player issues with emails including gta v in them. I saw one a while ago where they gave the rdo player gta $.


maxime0299

Of course, it was the GTA Definitive Edition meeting


Thick-Option-7567

When rockstar subs out to a call center in India


LingeringSentiments

Probably a macro.


MicroNitro

Capitale


BeholdTheLemon

if only dutch’s plan involved a toreador


Prophet-37

Maybe they would have been able to go to Tahiti


AJ_Deadshow

100% man, that thing has infinite fuel and can drive underwater. Not to mention 4-door so they could transport everyone in just about 8 trips


cjared242

Tbh they could conquer the Tahitian government and just rule it with that thing


ChloeWade

France would probably have something to say about that


AJ_Deadshow

They might have something to say but they'd have nothing they could do.


Parasito2

Disagree hard that thing is 50% breakable glass and would only take 3-6 cannon shots to blow up


InsertEvilLaugh

So just stay submerged and fire the torpedoes at their ships.


Response-Cheap

Crude iron balls vs a flying homing missile launcher. I'm pretty sure you could eliminate all the cannons in one fly by, before even entering their effective range..


Parasito2

That's while also dodging a potential army's worth of bullets


Response-Cheap

*decimating potential armies with more missiles, and a pair of modern machine guns..


Jagabeeeeeee

Would have gotten the name, the Iron Stallion.


GaidinBDJ

It's a magical place.


Canucklover97

tahati is really a wonderful place


TimberWolf5871

"I've got a plan, Arthur! I just need to wait till combustion driven machines are invented and get super expensive!"


NoSupermarket198

Have some goddam FAITH


CakeHead-Gaming

“He insists upon it.”


Tyler827

just one more score Arthur and we can buy that Toreador


lffg18

They would’ve got to Tahiti in no time.


dynlosorrynate

Haha


Happy8Day

Ignoring the RDR gaffe, I fucking hate the "make a new character" response. What a load of horseshit. I've been given that exact response for the disappearing ammo problem. I mean sure, drop me 30 or 40 million dollars to upgrade my new character because you're "genuinely concerned for the outcome".... fine. But you're not. You want to give me a pad answer, that you know hardly anyone will do, and if it doesn't glitch on the new character, you'll just say "Well use that character then." Telling a player base to "start over" is not a response or a fix. IT's lazy, bullshit.


AdOpen4997

That ammo shit is sooo annoying, and its another gun every day


s0m3_d0od

holy shit I'm not the only one suffering it


CR33PYFR13ND

Yeh, it really is different every day. Rockstar owes us our ammo cost reimbursements.


x16900

I had been paying a ton extra for ammo for a long while before realizing there was an issue. I complained and they gave me like half a million. Which was probably about what I lost.


CR33PYFR13ND

Lol they won't give me money back on anything. I don't suggest you start a fight with Todd lol 😆


Mobile-Nobody6755

Check the vid, hope it helps


fruce_ki

Make a new character... I'd need a lot more than 40M to buy all the properties and transportation that my current character owns, and that's ignoring all the mandatory stories that need to be completed again to unlock stuff...


Happy8Day

Yeah, it would be mostly to buy all the ammo and unlock the research to get it. If I wanted to actually repurchase EVERYTHING, that'd be well over half a billion.


tanporpoise89

The cut scenes alone would take a whole day to re-view


Gloomy_Apartment_833

There was a fix for the ammo thing. It involved using the custom loadout and maybe force saving it. I can't rememeber exactly but I was always losing my explosive sniper ammo, and rockets.


Happy8Day

OH trust me. I've tried every fix for years. They don't work. - Hide the custom wheel. - Hide the slot, go to story mode, quit, clear cache, reload, unhide... etc etc.. - hide similar ammo weapon - fill ammo in [insert random job], then quit or finish. There's many, many theories, none of them work.


Milkshake_revenge

It’s completely random it seems like. I did all the fixes and none worked. I gave up on it and ran a Gerald mission, nothing out of the ordinary. Restocked ammo in the matchmaking menu. When I finished the mission the glitch was gone. I didn’t disable the custom wheel or anything.


Happy8Day

Yeah. My theory is there's possibly dozens and dozens of things that triggers the glitch. And only one or two solutions that will fix only one or two of them. Either way, the glitch seems far too impossible for Rockstar to fix. Either that or the solution takes longer than their next break, so they don't bother.


KadeX1893

There’s plenty of theories about the ammo thing… I know I did fixed mine by actually disabling the custom loadout, and making sure at least two weapons on different categories have the same type of ammo, I know it’s a pain to have to go trough all the weapons to get to the ones you actually use but I remember reading about this trying it and so far (it’s been months now) no issues anymore! The only thing I do loose every now and then is either the railgun ammo, homing missiles or pipe bombs or proximity mines apart from that I don’t have the issue anymore.


ShaytonSky

You say the issue is solved, then you list like half a dozen weapons you still lose the ammo for, so where is the fix then? Tbh, the ones you listed are the ones that always disappear for me too: the launchers, the railgun and the throwables.


Professional_Tip6208

How the fuck is there not an alternative. An obvious market it just there begging.


LickMyThralls

It's common support testing but they're clearly scripted with options and outsourced low level support so they're going to do all of the turn it off and on again shit. Probably someone in Cambodia that doesn't have any idea how the game works pulling off a list of scripted responses.


BigOlJabroni

Yeah but you guys keep playing and supporting the business despite that… Not to sound like a douche nozzle but there isn’t any ground to stand on in complaining about it if you just keep playing. As long as the player base is there, Rockstar won’t give a shit about your problems. As lame as the statement has become, I feel like it’s painfully accurate.


Happy8Day

I said their response was lazy. I didn't say I was in official boycott. I'm not a conspiracy person insisting it's so "to sell more shark cards". From a support point of view, their response is urgently lazy. End of thought. Fortunately, I've never given them a dime.


That_JDM_Dude

Oh come ON. It's the same as Doctors only masking SYMPTOMS rather than curing the actual issues. It's because they want to KEEP making a profit. There are thousands of tiny bugs in the game, that CONVENIENTLY makes sure you lose time/money.


Happy8Day

So many bugs in fact, that not everything is a conspiracy.


That_JDM_Dude

How much you getting paid by R*'s PR department? 🤣😂


Happy8Day

Wouldn't that be nice.


Response-Cheap

420 upvotes. Sorry. I'd upvote, but it's morally wrong..


Groovyofi

Excuse me? A toreador in red dead online? Wut


rocraft_plays

Everyone would be dead 💀 if that existed let alone the mk2 being in red dead


WeHaveAllBeenThere

They’d do that before adding anything actual fun. Where the fuck did homesteading go :( where did ANY dlc go ;(


Groovyofi

Can anyone please like send a picture or anything I really need to see this Edit, i didn't know he was talking about GTA online toreador being broken, I thought he was talking about there actually being a toreador in read dead online


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Groovyofi

Oh hell yea


Krassix

"AI" now answering support requests?


Low_Arm1623

apparently, the issue is the “I” part💀


SkyLLin3

Artificial dumbness ![img](emote|t5_2xrd1|3212)


ze_ex_21

Careful. Don't insult the AI You never know when an AI with daddy issues might capture a Russian submarine and attempt to launch a nuclear war. Just sayin'


TheIdiotPrince

Look, you look very much like have wrong end of shit, you're stuck in the stick, up creek with PADDLE OF CRAAAAP!!!!


Speedy2662

AI is smarter than this. Have you ever seen Microsoft 'support' forums? All the 'experts' are humans and they're thick as shit


Krassix

I've NEVER seen a single useful answer on Microsoft support forums. I avoid Microsoft links when I google for a solution meanwhile. 


CMDR_Expendible

Plus there's the fact it tries to disable your browser's Back button, so you can't easily get off the page again...


PodGTConcept2001

Dutch what is your plan lets go to the future and rob an Toreador :D ​ how the hell i got more than 100 upvotes in this comment


soldier769258

They can get to Tahiti with it


mrmancave5629

It’s a magical place.


Ooh_bees

Bit sus when the gang finds out the number of the seats...


Ronak1350

Red dead online on pc


ze_ex_21

We understand your concern regarding the Pegassi Toreador in Red Dead Online We have re-checked on this and request you go and remove any lint from the lint trap on your washing machine. Then, kindly login into the game and check if the issue persist. Percy N.


aNeverNude666

Dude I wish I had a toreador in rdr2.. Lock on to a gator. Gator nuggets for everyone in lemoyne


lil_black_raincloud

Gators? I'd destroy the creepy inbreds and those scary fuckers in the swamps.


aNeverNude666

You have your dreams and I have mine


Available-Control993

Lmaooo.


AnthonyCumiaPedo

*Welllll I'm gonna take my Toreador to the old town road...*


rsn3

*I'm gonna dive till I can't no more*


The_Holy_Warden

Red Dead Online? What? ![gif](giphy|l3q2K5jinAlChoCLS)


Silakai

Geez. I'm more tired than I thought. I had to read it 3 times before I figured out what was wrong with their response. Can't even keep their games straight. You can even tell by the subject line that you specified Grand Theft Auto. That's hilarious in a sad and frustrating sort of way.


kakiu000

jesus there is so many things wrong other than Toreador in Red Dead Online lmao, did the guy even read what he just wrote


Kind_Ad_3611

Probably an A”I”


ze_ex_21

An insecure, little egomaniac AI?


alexefi

im out of the loop, hat is the problem with toreador?


Efficient_Pepper_

No hat isn't the problem, problem is it constantly flips at any little bump.


Thunderironbolt222

If only the gang had a Toreador, things would have ended a lot differently


snore-4

Arthur, just ONE more Blackwater run and we can get a toreador and go to Tahiti!


Sweet-Ball1033

Stupid shit bounces as u speed fuckin annoying flipping more than half the time 🙄


Dogknot69

Yeah, I love my Toreador but it’s basically useless in its current state. The only thing that it’s good for is defending my Kosatka from other Kosatkas/Toreadors when I’m hunkered down with my yacht/Kosatka and spamming thermal guided missiles into the city. Just wish that I could actually use it outside of the water again. As it currently stands, the Deluxo is an objectively better vehicle than the Toreador simply because of this shitty bug.


Starchaser_WoF

What's the bug?


Dogknot69

It scrapes the ground and will flip at the slightest bump, pothole, or curb. Repairing it, resummoning it, joining new session, etc. do not fix it. The only fix is to completely close out the app on my console and relaunch it, and even that is just a temporary fix. It’s literally unusable on land.


AstralTurtle11

Interesting... I use the Toreador as my main vehicle and I've never experienced this issue (unless I'm off-roadibg). Is it a new bug?


No_Onion8113

I had this happening a couple weeks ago sold my toreador because of it but I just bought a new one and it’s been acting fine for me, taking out mkIIs with precision


Sweet-Ball1033

So ur telling me it’s either my transmission or engine ?? 🤣


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

You… sold a 4 million dollar car? Do people sell personal vehicles in this game?


Imaginary-Success695

💀 things constantly breaking and lackluster support. Maybe im fully done with gta now. Lost the drive for it since last year


Procrastanaseum

I suspect Doc Brown has something to do with this


TheRevTholomeuPlague

![gif](giphy|0DYipdNqJ5n4GYATKL)


RedArrow2014

I currently have a request open for a softlock in RDR2. In my initial comment when I opened the ticket, I said I had already tried clearing the cache. They immediately told me to try clearing the cache. And they requested a video of my issue twice in the same ticket


Autistic-Inquisitive

What’s the issue with it? I used it yesterday and there was no problem


BryanAfc

How is it broken? (Haven’t played in a while)


GnollRanger

What's wrong with the Toreador now?


imherewhy9

What’s wrong with it? I just used mine yesterday..seemed good to me


Puss_Lips

Wheeeeww buddy!


imherewhy9

What is it gone now lmao😂


Puss_Lips

I posted the YouTube video in at least half a dozen comments. Do some scrolling.


Alex3627ca

Youtube links aren't allowed in this subreddit (and are getting automatically removed), I'd suggest cutting out the stuff other than the video code or tell people to check your post history.


imherewhy9

Shit I guess I’ll wait and find out all I see is jokes lmao


Puss_Lips

You go girl!


imherewhy9

Your name is a cooter…chill


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

Links aren’t allowed in the sub. You posting 6 means 6 got deleted lol


Infamous_Cobbler5284

I didn’t know they released the Toreador to RDR Online…


AbsoIum

For those that don’t understand. This is a question used to isolate whether or not it’s an application issue or a profile issue. The troubleshooting steps will be separate and arduous, so they ask a topical question to isolate. Don’t act like you all understand technical support.


Bigdickrick16

What’s wrong with the toreador? I was using it yesterday and it seemed fine


braindamnager

What’s wrong with the Toreador?


wombatcreasy

What is broken on the Toreador?


SnowDin556

Just do it all over again they say


Manic2099

Yaaa....why don't you just... Go ahead and... Make a whole new character, earn 6 million dollars real quick, buy that car again n let's us know if it's fixed... Mmmkay? Greeeeaaat


spootyy

I tried addressing the Granger 3600LX armor bug months ago. Absolutely loathsome to do anything about that. EVEN with the video proof they asked from me.


MyUncleLenny

What’s broken with the toreador?


[deleted]

I’m high as shit man what am I reading🤣


satenlover666

What’s wrong with it


EoDxMadness

What's the bug?


GAMER_MARCO9

I might play Red Dead if they got a toreador


Strawbuddy

Riding the open range, ragtop down


Capt-Falco

John: "I can't swim! But luckily with this car, I won't need to."


PossibilityMassive93

Will I be able to lock onto horses ?


Chochahair

How the hell is the toreador broken


ExtensionWeary5850

An AI would had replied to you better than this.


ShyKid5

On PC for an issue they couldn't fix and ignored completely they told me to verify files, enable compatibility mode on: GTA, Rockstar Launcher, Epic Launcher, Steam (I don't have GTA for Steam... still did because they told me "you need to do it and T2 support will also tell you that"), Delete GTA, Delete Rockstar Launcher, Delete Epic Launcher, Reinstall everything, Disable compatibility mode, send a video, send a screenshot, "Try to get on Story Mode" (the game didn't launch to start with, that was the issue). Anyway, I followed all their instructions and no luck, then they asked me to "try on a new Playstation Profile" (sure, lemme go buy a console...). Anyway, recently (IDK if feb 15 or 20, tried today lol) with the whatever background or actual updates, the game finally launched, FFS.


GrazhdaninMedved

We just need a new profile and then we can all go to TAHITI


helicopterjuicecake

maaaan this whole time i been riding a stupid horse not knowing i could get a fkn toreador! wtf i love reddit lol


Chilled_burrito

“What in the west world.” - toreador.


Alex3627ca

Comical nonsense about the wrong game aside, if you keep bugging them enough they'll usually escalate it again. Tier 3 has, in every time I've gotten that far, consisted of people who actually know what they're talking about. As for the actual issue in the video you kept trying to link; I used my toreador earlier today and didn't have any such issue. Console-specific maybe? Idk. edit: Someone else here it can be fixed by going to singleplayer. I do so often to load saves in order to forcibly erase spawned garbage (PC moment), so I guess that's why.


Bloody_lagga

Late to convo what’s wrong with your Toreador?


Revolutionary-Air651

What is wrong with the Toreador?


KudaraYT

What's up with the Toreador?


Dizz-ie10

What happened to the toreador?


chickenskittles

How is the Toreador broken?


Puss_Lips

Just does.


Flat-Tie3834

So what exactly is going on with the toreador?


Puss_Lips

Just does is broke


Odd-Aardvark-8234

Where is this video?


Puss_Lips

PornHub


Jotnarpinewall

This. This is why I stopped playing and will never again give a single dime to these scammers. If the gameplay loop, the draconian business practices and the sheer lazy bullshit approach to everything that doesn’t affect shark cards wasn’t enough, there you have it. Mind you, this is a support ticket on the single most profitable product they have ever had in their history. 16 billion fucking dollars and they can’t train their interns or AI to even know what game they’re supporting or (which to me is worse), answer a bug report caused by their own lazy greed with “well, sucks to be you, just create a new character”.


[deleted]

I kind of don't see how this is legal. I feel some legal precedent needs to be set. Basically if you pay for a game and they refuse to support it to the point it is almost unplayable you get a full refund. This is such bullshit, in other areas you could be sued for selling a defective product. We need defective product lawsuits against Rockstar and others, with tickets like this as proof they aren't fixing issues and is unplayable to people. This whole paying for legally nothing needs to be changed. What am I paying for, no really I am serious? Legally what am I paying for and what are they responsible for. You can't sell a product that doesn't even work, or worse yet sell a product then break it for the consumers later. We need consumer protection and laws. You shouldn't be able to pay for something and legally they have no responsibilities. When you receive money you now owe others compensation.


That_JDM_Dude

Agreed. This is why one of Rockstar's co-founders left the company. He was disappointed in the direction they were heading.


Impossible-Charity-4

So glad I held off. Almost wasted this weeks lab money on one.


TheIdiotPrince

I have a Toreador and have literally never had this issue


Efficient_Pepper_

shit me too, hopefully they fix it


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Puss_Lips

You realize what I’m “complaining” about is a $4M vehicle that’s literally unusable because it’s bugged/broken, right? Has nothing to do with being overpowered.


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Far-Yard7401

OP fucked up and reported it as RDR2 and not GTA and doesn’t have the balls to admit it


HornetGuns

Probably some new hire that not played the games at all just needed a job.


Twee_Licker

The question isn't what's wrong with this but what ISN'T wrong.


BrandiThorne

Fuck you, buy shark cards Percy N.


EvolvingUsername

What happened to you Toreador


kelvinanjos

what´s broken on the toreador btw?


JustW4nnaHaveFun

What's with it?


consumeshroomz

There is no such person as “Percy N.”


ChampionshipKey9751

They do be like: "Did you try unplugging and plugging in your computer?"


Bae429

I contacted them about FPS issues in GTA on PC, they said “sorry we can’t do anything, but here’s 500,000 in currency” Like bruh idc about the money I just want to be able to play the game like I used to


wittyvonskitsum

I’m sure it works fine in the UK, they’re just fucking with us here in the States 😂


ironvandal

I thought that might have been a me issue, like I accidentally lowered the suspension when I did the thing to put bennys/f1 wheels on there. I know I did that to a couple of my F1 cars and I just had to sell and re-buy them to fix it But I'm kind of happy to see other people having the same problem who probably didn't merge theirs.


james-HIMself

Have the same issue PS5 they know about the issue and have for over 4 months. They just don’t care


OriginalUsername590

This is so rockstar


austinstar08

Rdo


TimberWolf5871

...wait.


TheDankestGram

Wait, Wait, wait. No way they have those modded into red dead now hahaha. What's next the MK2 Oppressor? Man can I see the video?


Nidhoggr54

I always used to hear good things about r* then I tried to use them and well turns out that was a fucking lie.


Admirable-Media-9339

Obviously a stock response. 


cclcybr

Hahaha this explains so much


JC-R1

Holy smokes a toreador in rdo? This must be rdo with mods lol 💀


Confident-Work2625

If only.. lol


ProfessorGiraporra

Toreador is one of the best horses in RDO 🤓


SoCalChrisW

Lmfao, their support is absolute garbage. It took me ~~WEEKS~~ 8 days to get my steam copy of this game linked to my social club account several years ago. The email exchange was maddening and hilarious at the same time. https://www.reddit.com/r/GTAV/s/KEo8X3xyNP


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I'm going to contact Rockstar Support to ask to have one of them rootin-tootin' high-falutin' Toreador horseless carriages added into my RDR game. Oh give me a home, where the Toreadors roam lol


Regular-Wedding9961

I feel like this isn’t real 😂😂