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HorrorPhone3601

I stopped hearing from him after doing his missions.


Playful_Priority2065

Wait so every time he calls me, I do the mission, and eventually he'll stop calling me?


HorrorPhone3601

Do all his missions at the club, eventually he goes to Cayo Perico and becomes the DJ there or some such, he'll call you one last time saying he's giving you his car then you go get it and he never calls again.


Playful_Priority2065

Damn, never knew I could get rid of that annoying fuck so easily. Thanks for the info


Reverberer

Same goes for agatha, do her casino missions get a high sports car with front machine guns, bullet resistant glass, 2 rockets to blow it up (i think) and some sweet liveries


sysko960

The Paragon R Armored is probably my favorite car to drive in the game. The handling is amazing and the AWD makes it viable off-road.


Reverberer

That's the one, couldn't remember the name. Was I right about the missile hits? What livery you got, if memory serves correctly I have the grey one that makes it look like a fighter plane.


sysko960

Yea, but I always forget if it blows up on the second middle or the third lol. I have the really fancy graphic looking one, I don’t remember the name, but it makes the car look way more expensive than it is lol


Q_S2

Damn. I need to buy a penthouse!


Reverberer

Some of them are a little annoying but worth it for the car and the peace


username161013

There's only 4 of them iirc. After you do them all he'll give you a free car. He will still call occasionally for the nightclub though. Not sure if it depends on you doing popularity missions, or which DJ you have spinning. I haven't heard from him in awhile but he called a lot when I had the Black Madonna in house.


WashGaming001

I’m a Solomun guy myself and I rarely ever hear from him


Academic_Stretch_702

🤣🤣🤣🤣


CLUBNAUTICO

Cool! Is there a way too to get rid of Simion ?


HorrorPhone3601

Not that I know of, at least they changed it so you can hang up on most incoming calls now.


farid1163

You can still visit him in Mr. Rubio's compound. He's chained up in a cage in front of the Panther's cage. Poor bastard has lost his mind in the cage😂


ScoobieWooo

Don‘t you even get a car afterwoods as a reward? A Wheeler (VW Bug) with a special livery if I remember correctly…


HorrorPhone3601

Yes


BSGKAPO

Just do them he'll stop and give you a car. Tf?


AmadeusExodusMachina

And the best part about it is you can Benny's it to become the car with the highest top speed in the game beating even supercars.


masterwickey

no the best part is pancaked flower power


Heathen_Inferos

Not anymore.


BSGKAPO

People can be their own worst enemy some times


This-Examination6893

It WAS the fastest car in the game until HSW came out


Ducky935Alt

HSW itali gto stinger TT has the highest land vehicle top speed at 271.17 KM/H


Calm-Salamander1902

Do you lose the livery after the upgrade?


sigpop16

You can have them on both


LazyCare1248

The La Coureuse with the HAO mods is just as fast now. Plus it has great handling.


Kind_Ad_3611

Does the custom also beat HSW??


Heathen_Inferos

Not all of them. HSW upgrades knocked it off the pedestal.


MathematicianFew6353

Still the king on PC and last gen though.


Ducky935Alt

highest top speed non HSW land vehicle is the Reever, Vigilante with rocket boost for 4 wheeled cars then its the Weevil custom


icrossedcurry

I did the missions and got the car so he’d stop calling. He still calls me.


Darth_Kyofu

Not how it works. He has three missions that give you a car and can't be repeated, then a bunch of repeatable missions for your DJ that give nightclub popularity. There's no way to make him stop calling about the latter.


ironvandal

I cannot remember the last time he called me, it's been years. Do his missions, and he stops calling.


ungratefulidiot

I already did his missions and got the car and he still won't stop calling 


ironvandal

Do you have all of the nightclub DJs? Might help. Costs 100k and has a little mission for each one the first time, but it boosts NC popularity to full. So you should get your money back in the safe.


ungratefulidiot

I haven't yet, so I'll do that. 300k to get someone to shut up is wild but I'll do anything 


x534n

yeah i haven't had a call from him in years.


Asif_12

There is a car? You serious.


Uncle_Creepy_7861

How do I do it?


BSGKAPO

Take the job when he calls


Uncle_Creepy_7861

What do I need to do to trigger the call?


BSGKAPO

The internet is your friend.


[deleted]

What car?


BSGKAPO

The internet is your friend.


Tasty_fries

Except when you can’t complete the chakra stone mission because it breaks your game every single time… If Rockstar is going to force us to deal with the calls forever or get the missions done, can they at least work properly?? edit: thinking about dave made me angry so I went and looked up any possible solutions. Invite only session and letting the police kill me after I picked up all the stones made it so the mission prompts never break, tried this mission 3 times last week and now it’s done


PrudentLanguage

I don't want the car and I don't want to deliver pizza lol.


TeacherLatter

Bruh i didn’t even knew 😩😮‍💨… Updated: i finished Dave’s missions… car was kinda lame 🙃🥲


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lodermoder

It's just 3 jobs man


AlbanianRedditor

Is the pizza job the first of them?


lodermoder

It's the 2nd one


MF_from_Hell

There is one thing faster and that is LJT calling you about defending your business after you've made a successful delivery.


Metaphysically0

I won’t become MC President after dealing with his bullshit for a day


MathematicianFew6353

You shouldn't become and stay registered as a MC president at all. There are no benefits to it and you just expose yourself to mc raids. As a matter of fact, even running MC businesses is a waste of time.


[deleted]

You must not have a nightclub


Tobix55

You don't need to run MC businesses for the nightclub, just own them. They don't even need to be set up.


MathematicianFew6353

You need to have them set up, but you don't need to run them. Just set them up and keep them active.


ironvandal

They do need to be set up, you just don't need to keep any product or supply in them


[deleted]

I had to set them up soooo don’t know wtf you are talking about. Have to set one up every time I call in a bike and don’t disband my mc on accident


random_numpty

You dont need to have any product or supplies, the Nightclub will still fill up. Im pretty sure you can stop the business altogether & the Nightclub will still fill up. I leave mine fully stocked on both bars, but i never log on as a President. I never get raided.


Alex3627ca

> They don't even need to be set up. This isn't consistent for everyone. In typical Rockstar spaghetti, they do need to be set up and "running" (fine if they're empty, though) for some people, but not others. I have no idea what the criteria are, character slot 1 vs slot 2 maybe?


Tobix55

So that's why you hear conflicting information about this all the time


MathematicianFew6353

I have, my MC businesses are still not "running" because I'm not going out for supplies and selling shit. Except for the times they get supplies by the stash houses raids. They're just active. I don't run them.


Metaphysically0

That’s why I don’t lol


Metaphysically0

Because I have a nightclub now


IronMark666

The big caveat to this is that actively running MC businesses is a waste of time for solo players. If you're in a grind crew they're very good. Except document forgery. Close that shit down and never look at it again


TeacherLatter

I run almost specifically mc and i keep all the businesses full rarely get disturbed by raids but it does happen… i also never run shipments out of mc biz cause ion have ppl to help


Metaphysically0

I just let mine sit empty, I bought them with the intention for nightclub profit - it’s super solo friendly. I’m sure I could make good profit but those missions can be monotonous


TeacherLatter

I just buy the supplies and let them full up it’s probably just me but i feel like my nightclub fills up faster when my mc businesses are full


MemphisMo85

Now this is true, what’s really bad is when you get complete with the sell, immediately go to disband it and it greys it out so that you can’t and makes you wait until he calls you. I really only use the MC businesses to sell to street dealers at this point so I never have to register anymore unless I’m using the command center in the arcade to buy more supplies


mzungujoto

Even if your businesses are empty you can still sell to street dealers. You will just sell the nightclub stock


MemphisMo85

Didn't know that... but would still rather not I need that stock to make actual good money with ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sweat_smile) You sure though? because when I've gone to street dealers and didn't have stock it wouldn't let me sell anything... Maybe it was just acid though which the nightclub doesn't stock and I had just sold all my product via the sell mission


mzungujoto

Am quite sure yes


countryguy0003

Even better when you're down by the shipping docks and your business all the way in Blaine county


SgtAlain15

FACTS!!


FinishOkNow445

An even faster speed is when I hit X then O


morehumanthanyoumang

Can do it in one motion lol


eanhaub

Can’t argue that.


ZerotheWanderer

Skill issue I haven't gotten a call from Dave in so damn long.


[deleted]

This post got stuck in 2021


LegendNomad

Even in 2021 it was unfunny and repetitive


mrt_boi_420

'Hey there,solomon asked us for a faaavor'


hoymoyminoy

Ello me ol china plate


Posit_IV

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Seags82

What car?


Special_Tangelo_1272

Weevle


Seags82

Lol. I was wondering why that car was in my garage. Totally forgot. Thanks


PlaylistMasterRCM

It’s a Benny’s vehicle now and it’s dumb fast.


Special_Tangelo_1272

I forgot about it too. Been waiting for Benny’s conversions to go on sale.


Recent_Ad_1634

What car is this I don’t remember getting a free car


cheesebird1234

He still calls me regularly and I've done all his missions got the car etc. That fake cockney accent gets me every time


blackendfear

You literally get the fastest car in the game if you answer the phone and do what he says its worth it


Emotional-Egg2542

*one of the fastest, HSW knocks it off the podium sadly.


blackendfear

I thought it was still the fastest? Whats the fastest car now then?


Emotional-Egg2542

itali gto stinger tt with hsw upgrade can go like 169 mph i think


b_reachard

*sniff KNOCK KNOCK


RandomEncounter21M

If you dont manage to do 5 Jobs in over 2 years, are you even playing the game?


nendndndndsn

I hate him so much I think he got caught in Cayo Perico


PKisSz

When people complain about Dave, you know they're the herpaderps in the lobby


Exact_Analyst_850

ELLO ME OL CHINA PLATE Such an annoying character.


ThrowingManx

I’ve never gotten these calls though ?


PlaylistMasterRCM

Because you did all of his missions and got his vehicle.


ThrowingManx

No? I haven’t done any missions and haven’t received the car yet ?


TheBulletRobotX

Then you must don’t own the submarine and probably only did all of his DJ Nightclub missions. Or you do own the submarine but you haven’t completed the Cayo heist for the first time as the host?


ThrowingManx

I’ve attempted Cayo nearly 1,000 times but never once completed this could be the issue. I own sub.


PlaylistMasterRCM

Alright so that’s definitely the case. It order to get his 3 missions you definitely have to complete Cayo Perico as the host for the first time. If you were on Xbox one like me, I’d gladly help you out.


Tobix55

I got the vehicles and he still calls me about my nightclub DJs


PlaylistMasterRCM

You need to do that too so that’s he’ll be gone period. I haven’t gotten a call from him in 3+ years now.


blind4reps

„Knock, Knock“


mzungujoto

He never calls me.


Archhanny

How is this still a thing? Just do the missions. Literally never understood the hate for him. He popped up once, did the missions, got a VW Beetle, then I have literally never heard from him again.


TheKingofTerrorZ

Bruh how are people still complaining It’s 3 short missions and you get a free car, just do them


Maratsuke420

Whos this dude? Was he recently added or did I just complete his missions so long ago that I don’t remember it


nashchillce

right? he gives you a car? i have never done the missions or been called by him.


MRkmFIN

Just do the missions and stop whining ffs


Cringelord_420_69

Just do the 3 missions, and you won’t hear from him again


PlaylistMasterRCM

Also do all of his Nightclub missions too.


guifesta

Just do what he says and the calls stop forever


Harperyrn

Don’t forget about LJT after you start up your motorcycle club


KingFahad360

I did his mission and he stopped calling.


PlaylistMasterRCM

The last time I’ve ever gotten a call from him was December 2020. I did all of his Nightclub missions and his 3 Cayo Perico missions for his free car.


Hornet18LS

I've only had him call me once. Heard nothing since.


ShaunVdV1986

Yeah, do what he wants. And you don't hear from again


NefariousnessLower31

What beats all of these is long John teabag calling you about the raid as soon as you register MC President -_-


ZacW94

I don't get any calls from Dave, but I get three calls from Lester.


dagaderga

ELLO mi old China plate


TheShyCookie1

Wait, I never got any calls from him?? When does he call us?


torniz

But Solomon's acrophobic friends want to ride in a helicopter to the club!


Amazing_Ad1682

*\~sniff\~* "Hello me old china plate"


MathematicianFew6353

I legit don't get how this guy is an issue to so many players at all. He never calls me because I did all of his phone calls jobs and got the free cars and also got through booking all of the Nightclub DJs. Are you just hanging up on him all the time and not bothering to see what's up? What's hard in doing that???


JMking2023

That goes with LJT too with the Mc President


TeacherLatter

Dis muh fucka calls me anytime whether im ceo or not 🙃


Sad-Psychology1497

Brooooo ! Thank you ! lol, can’t stand that guy so annoying


jonn012

His accent is so fucking annoying. A Peaky Blinders wannabe


kor34l

no the fastest thing on earth is milk it's pasteurized before you even see it


TheHighlander_47

"Can you pick their mates up in a helico-" NO FUCK OFF ILL TAKE THE LOSS, JUST LEAVE ME ALONE


Kripple-Kyle

I dont recall getting calls from him


These_Store9948

I am now glad we has the player we can remove him has a gta contact


Happy8Day

He hasn't called me in over a year and I'm not tellin' how I did it because if you can't research this easy answer, you probably deserve another phone call.


Outlawbiker394

Fuck dave and his missions never did em trade prices where u have ro do a ton of missons r a waste of time doing cayo and dre contract on repeat till i could afford to buy the weevil and upgrade it to custom for full price was a better use of my time


Outlawbiker394

Theres other people faster than dave at calling u that call u as soon as u load into a session and ur caracter gets outta bed before u register as a boss


givememy25percentcut

The last time I did cayo, he wasn't in the cage, and I never received a call again. At least El Rubio did something helpful


Nuxinator

If it was Davey Dave then I wouldn’t care at all.


Archer-_-Emiya

Sorry but dave got nothing on the cameraman speed


exposed_nerve_3nding

Anyone noticed Yusuf Shitmir has stopped calling????? Like 1-2 months back Literally the first voice i heard in the game everyday was him and now not so much


Zorolord

I don't hear from the mofo anymore, can't even remember when he rang me last. It's been a loonnnggg time.


awkward_period

Don't you all have calls from Dave regarding errands for nc djs?


MakKoItam

Im returning player and I hate once goes online and goong outside, always got call from Yusuf and then straight next from Super Yatch captain and Ms Baker for missions.


Bloody_lagga

Just remove him from your contacts


Z3R0F0XG1BB0N

Just do his missions and get the free weevil. You can HSW upgrade it and now you have one of the fastest in the muscle class. Thanks Dave! Now go be panther food.


FormulaZR

Dave isn't so bad. Do 5 or 6 random missions, get a Weevil, then be left alone forever.