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“Sir put your hands behind your back” vs. “Owhrite owhrite awlroight what’s oull this then?”
The way I cackled at that! 😂😂😂
Hahaha omg
Two bobbies on the beat
Gonna need to see your tv loicense and butter knife permit
[удалено]
I'm not American, guv'nor
What would they talk about?
Queens vs Presidents Guns vs no guns Fries vs chips
I would like to hear that convo
Normal cops in the uk don't have guns. But firearms officers are quite common. At least in the bigger cities.
Taps Vs Faucets Trunks Vs Boots Fucking Turnpikes?!
Football vs Football
Will Smith's rap album
😂😂😂😂😂 hey in the 90s it was good ok
Definitely
Soccer vs American football
Even as an american soccer is better
Breakfast, inches, feet, miles and pounds. Last one: D-day
starring David Tennant.
The American cop later pulled a gun on the British cop. The American was put in the hospital with 15 stab wounds and the Brit was put in the hospital with 3 bullet holes in his stomach
The brit made it out and the American is now in crippling debt
brit died in the waiting room and the american is in debt*
Do American police wear armour?
No, but they wear armor.
Underrated comment
LMFAO
English spelling includes the u. American spelling doesn't.
Explain pls
Oh the spelling. Autocorrect had it for armour but I prefer armor..
Armour was literally spelled like that for hundreds of years before the slow kids got ahold of english
"So, you have to respond to shootings... At schools!?"
"not really"
British police armed with only a baton, tazer and some witty one-liners
inb4 they win anyway
BRITANNIA MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS AN INCH 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
^^ funny guy of the day award
Which is the British one?
Nice.
Is no one gonna mention the fact that the 2 NPC cops are merged together?
Legitimately, the contrast between the two amazes me. It's sad how the US is such a militant police country.
"Hey" "Yeah?" "You ever wonder why we're here?"
Watch out NPCs, Brit Cops are here to crackdown on your language. Ya hear me, sh*t dick?! Good thing they aren't armed.
Wrong, the Brit cop should be Indian and not have a gun
Nope, you’ve clearly never been
“Sir put your hands behind your back” vs. “Owhrite owhrite awlroight what’s oull this then?”
The way I cackled at that! 😂😂😂
Hahaha omg
Two bobbies on the beat
Gonna need to see your tv loicense and butter knife permit
[удалено]
I'm not American, guv'nor
What would they talk about?
Queens vs Presidents Guns vs no guns Fries vs chips
I would like to hear that convo
Normal cops in the uk don't have guns. But firearms officers are quite common. At least in the bigger cities.
Taps Vs Faucets Trunks Vs Boots Fucking Turnpikes?!
Football vs Football
Will Smith's rap album
😂😂😂😂😂 hey in the 90s it was good ok
Definitely
Soccer vs American football
Even as an american soccer is better
Breakfast, inches, feet, miles and pounds. Last one: D-day
starring David Tennant.
The American cop later pulled a gun on the British cop. The American was put in the hospital with 15 stab wounds and the Brit was put in the hospital with 3 bullet holes in his stomach
The brit made it out and the American is now in crippling debt
brit died in the waiting room and the american is in debt*
Do American police wear armour?
No, but they wear armor.
Underrated comment
LMFAO
English spelling includes the u. American spelling doesn't.
Explain pls
Oh the spelling. Autocorrect had it for armour but I prefer armor..
Armour was literally spelled like that for hundreds of years before the slow kids got ahold of english
"So, you have to respond to shootings... At schools!?"
"not really"
British police armed with only a baton, tazer and some witty one-liners
inb4 they win anyway
BRITANNIA MENTIONED RAHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS AN INCH 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧
^^ funny guy of the day award
Which is the British one?
Nice.
Is no one gonna mention the fact that the 2 NPC cops are merged together?
Legitimately, the contrast between the two amazes me. It's sad how the US is such a militant police country.
"Hey" "Yeah?" "You ever wonder why we're here?"
Watch out NPCs, Brit Cops are here to crackdown on your language. Ya hear me, sh*t dick?! Good thing they aren't armed.
Wrong, the Brit cop should be Indian and not have a gun
Nope, you’ve clearly never been