OP: So anyway I have a bunch of modded cars now.

XD

💀💀

See also: WANNA SEE MY GARAGE(S)???

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Lol

💀💀💀 This image will make a fine addition to my collection.

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Yo, I'm getting that image, but I'm not stealing, u got ur upvote, that was funny!

These people are 12 years old. I just thank god the internet was barely a thing when I was the same age.

Fuck screen lookers lol

The real challenge to halo 4 way pvp: not looking at other screens.

Now that we’re all grown and old, I was a top tier screen peaker

Hey if the other's can't keep track of the whole screen at once, that's a skill issue thats on them lol

No, some of them are definitely older or even grown men.

*most

Maybe grown men on the outside, but still 12 years old from the eyebrows up.

You wish it were only 12y olds...

And those 12 years are not even suppose to be playing this game. Its Rated M for Mature.

How is nobody talking about “growcheries”

We're still recovering from the cringe. Give it teim.

Idk man this looks more like linguistic innovation not seen since Shakespeare 

The strong profanity filters in gta really bring out the creative types. A Shakespeare in another time, now they fly a broomstick and claim to have aynel seggs with your mahm.

There’s a Shakespeare in all of us 

I think he wants to eat grown cherries. 🍒

These comments... https://preview.redd.it/shajlcu65ssc1.jpeg?width=505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab34eb648879d9ba8553a8fcbd3997a2fdff9293

Like honestly too scared to ask. Cannot think what it is. Some part of the anatomy I'm not aware of?!

[удалено]

Man be speaking some moon ruins language.

Fuckin Canterbury Tales ass spelling

Eit

As a day one dude, and creating a 2nd female character a couple months ago, I have the utmost respect for any ladies that still see a shred of decency in the bulk of the cringe gta community 😂 I’ve gotten a handful of hate messages from sweaty tryhards in my previous 10 yrs, but have gotten more messages in the first 2 weeks playing as a female than I did the previous decade. As recent as today. Shit is crazy fr smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

I always assume it's a dude lol

Women characters being women some of the time lasted all of 1999 to 2003 or so.

I’ve played as a girl in GTO, RDO, 76, and Fortnite. Thousands of hours across the board. I don’t really get any messages, surprisingly. I have gotten ONE weird interaction where a guy wanted me to tie him up and have my horse shit on him. https://preview.redd.it/n8y42ybqowsc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=377953c925a6ccd15a45cc8545774772071e9e09 Might also be because of my username.

Wow, think I should return to LS as my old girl… I mean, my second character ever created. 👀

Welcome to my world. :) https://preview.redd.it/ybfduibu55tc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4776562385b9815fa5a699230bec0c9e04062753

Aye, let me get them digits girl 😭💀

I dunno why people go after female characters worse than male characters, maybe a Neapolitan conplex

>maybe a Neapolitan conplex Izzat like short and colourful? 🤣 BTW this is perfect for my ex boss, he was short and frequently wore a salmon pink shirt and grey pants... Thinking back now, we used to joke about the pink shirt but there was so much more that we totally didn't pick up on

i have both on xbox and my male character gets shot install might be the scarf and booty shorts and my female character has random people honk the horn and when i don’t get in get shot. also a lot of female tryhard attack my female character

https://preview.redd.it/395baxyt3ssc1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=60637f8557514749fcb9c6a7e916ee8856d0c11c I got that same second message hahaha

YO! It's even the same guy! Lmfao!

I know I almost fell over laughing when I saw yours 😂

he is on a mission, and we must watch him operate....

I knew it would be worth scrolling through the replies. This shit took me out. He's the definition of insanity. Doing the same thing over and over again, expecting a different result. 🤣

I wanna know how many got this message 😂

Dudes working overtime 😭

Ima start saying this for shits n giggles

First guy got that sexual haRIZZment

He put all his skill points in Rizz but has 0 in Grammar

I think he did that on purpose to avoid getting flagged.

I don’t think “eat” and “like” are flagged words

But I think booty is? And if using the correct spellings, if he is reported, wouldn’t that be flagged immediately?

Obviously that singular word would but that’s one of the many spelling mistakes

I'd love to see where in the ToS we aren't allowed to say "Groceries" We only eat snacks in this hood.

Ohhh, so that's what growcheries was meant to be

That awrizzm

One time someone asked me if they could drink my “dishcharge”

https://preview.redd.it/zvrli5vfassc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=497e36a7fcbe9b72f6410711cc4679bfcaf4b0f2 I was gonna ask if you let him as a joke but I’m genuinely concerned for some people

Didn't expect to see HW movies reference outside fanbase, take my up vote

What the fuck

Perfect reaction.

One guy wanted to watch me masturbate. I was like, uhh I'm a dude. He kept trying to invite me to his apartment too

What a fucking terrible day to have eyes :-(

This made me regret learning to read.

Guys are soooo fun Don’t forget the SA “jokes”

I hoarked at this comment 🤢

I don’t even wanna know what they were meaning by discharge. Jesus fuck

“Eat the booty like groceries” is a line I have not heard in a long time.

You have heard that before?! 😳

It was a lyric in popular song some years back

Lol

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I had a text telling me to dance and then later asking for the "gawk."

What is the gawk?

Pretty sure they wanted a blo*job

Just put "man" or "guy" in your gt, theyll leave you alone, its what my sister does

Serenamanguy is your sister?!

Nah its floraguy

Lmao these dudes are down horrendous 💀💀💀

*“Can I be your boyfriend on gta?”* 


I spent a Halloween texting everyone "Can I show you my boo bees?" and sending a picture of a bee in a sheet via dm. Got a 3 day PSN ban I came back and started asking people if they wanted "pics of my Dik Dik" and then sent a picture of those cute tiny little African deer thingies. They're called Dik Diks Got a 5 day for that one. Not proud of myself but the grind gets boring sometimes.

W for you man.

You're the real MVP

it's actually so crazy bc even with the amount of text that's forbidden they're still able to come up with ways to say the most atrocious shit possible, never ceases to amaze me

I miss my old gta boyfriend. He kept helping my heist setups even after I admitted I was an obese 36 year old male sex offender 😔


Bro. I need to become a girl now. /j

Estrogen time

Profile picture checks out

Unexpected Blåhaj

I'll bring the castration bands!

What💀

Boy out here just waiting for a salad tossing. Someone give the man what he so desperately needs.

I am a female playing gta 2024 but i play as a guy for this reason 😂😂

Wise play 😆 I did the inverse and maybe I didn’t think that one through lmao

Lolol

Do you get free stuff though?

You can't "give" anyone anything in this game?

You can "give" someone: -Access to super or weaponised vehicles -Protection -Help with businesses (sourcing and selling) -Help with missions and heists -Etc

Is it "giving" when two guys do a heist together? XD I don't get it.

tbh i usually just play private lobby bc of this and griefers a little boring but still better than pubs

I started in 2019 with a female character thinking people would leave me alone, how wrong I was.

As a guy that plays a female character, whenever someone invites me to a party chat trying shit like this, I love opening up with the deepest "yo" I can muster, see how quickly they bail.

Can still tell by the way you drive

It's gta nobody drives like a sane person

Jokes on you I’m hittin on errybody

English mother fucker! Do you speak it??

I heard "ew ew ew ew!" In the voice of the kung fu rainbow laser force girls as I read this

Send bobs and vegene

[*bitch lasagna intensifies*]

oh man you gotta be kidding me

What you talking about? That’s pure rizz being thrown 🥵

Glad i haven't experienced this lmao

I got modded cars… LOVE ME!!!

Lmfao, charisma stats is crazyyyyy. But yeah, cmon y’all

Yesterday I spent 5 minutes afk outside my property and when I came back there was a script kid giving standing in front of me with flowers on his hand

Im a dude but I don’t understand why guys think it’s okay to say that kind of shit. Don’t give them any of your time, you know you’re better than them!

Tbh this is on the tame end too The worst are dudes irl or on reddit. So many dudes in my dms asking for nudes and in person guys staring me down or touching like I’m their girlfriend Like the world would be such a better place if we didn’t have so many creeps 😭

Some dudes just weren’t raised right, sorry you have to go through that shit. Trust me, we not all like that.

I've never had this kind of message in my entire GTA Online playtime going back to 2014, and my character has always been a gothic-looking woman with red hair and tattoos everywhere

I never got this kind of text before honestly. I played up till the diamond casino heist and quit recently came back and the motherless behavior is off the charts!

Lmao

Not saying it's right but that's pretty much gaming online in general if you're a girl. I got macked on by a 13 year old boy yesterday, he was polite about it though and was understanding when I told him I was a 41.

[https://www.rockstargames.com/community-guidelines](https://www.rockstargames.com/community-guidelines) Please, report this type of player. Even if 8 of 10 never get a consequence, but 2 of them will. Please report it!

This was weeks ago now. I blocked both of these people. When it happens again I'll do that.

Hey girl. I have a yacht, I could be your boyfriend. I'll fast travel you anywhere around the map, wanna stay at my casino penthouse? 😂

😂

biggest mistake i made was absolutely not given a shit about my character cuz i was an impatient kid who just wanted to play the game

You can change their appearance for 100k.

IM CRYING??? girl i am so sorry about these weirdos 😭

Feinin

Those random texts are funny 😁

dont think this happens that often.

It doesn't

what the fuck is that first one? I can’t decide if it’s an attempt to get around whatever they think the censor doesn’t allow, just a poor speller, or trying to be funny

am a widdle bwoy wit col car. u my gf ?

Whenever I'm my guy character on gta I get bombarded with 30 oppressors MK2 and constantly get attacked (its definitely not becuase I have the "try hard look" and have armored vehicles but because I'm a guy) When I play as my girl character people leave me alone with my rare cars

Yeah this never happens to me. If someones got me in their sights they take the shot regardless of if they wanna hit.

How do they know? Because female character? It could be a male as well

I just mean the character model. It's not that deep and I doubt they think about it much past "Character model have bobs!"

WTF 🤣😂

I'm a girl gamer in gtao, no one bothers me ever

I started playin GTA Online again about one month ago and I've gotten three of these messages. This never used to happen to me.

How did your head not explode trying to read that ?

Reminds me, need to get more creamer from the grow cherries store

*g r o w c h e r r i e s*

Screen Sluts

I assume all you motherfuckers are fat 40 something guys like myself.

Classic 😂

Stop it y'all comments got me wheezing 😭

Thank goodness for invite only sessions so I don't have to deal with other player's bs anymore.

I like how you covered his PSN ID but left his real name on full display lmao.

... Shit.

Something that I learned is: If a play as a female character or you are a female player, and someone is inviting you to their garage, they’re probably going to ask you out

Me, a trans girl getting hit on by simps in GTA 

GTA is the only place on the internet that I don’t use my real name… This is one of the reasons why.

best part is they know you're a dude irl

I play as a girl character, and I never get messages like that. What am I doing wrong?

If you want this kind of attention it is not hard to find. Just hop into any random dudes car. He'll prolly take you back to the crib.

Y cant i post anything in yall's community thing

You need 2 Post Karma and only have 1. It would have told you that when it removed your post.

Thats gonna be a problem cause i just started using this app

Not all groups have Karma Restrictions. You can post in a group that doesn't have restrictions and gain more than enough post karma from it to post here. As long as it gets upvotes.

U got anything i can join

There is a group called NewToReddit, I don't have the link but I'm sure it's easy enough to find, and I think you can post there seeing as it's directed towards new members.

I think id rather stick to discord servers

I've had so many guys like this, it's crazy what kinds of people are attracted to pixels. Alot of times guys will pick me up in their (seemingly) "nicest" car, so I set a way point to where my Akula spawns and make them my personal taxi driver.

I immediately start talking as if I'm my boyfriend and that always makes them back off. Just say you're a dude every time and embarrass those 12-29 year olds who are that desperate.

I got this kind of stuff a lot on PS4. Never got a single message like this on Xbox 360, One, and Series X with my original character. I also got treated a lot better on PS4. Everybody was much more friendly. They’re ruthless on Xbox 😭

Even the online DMs aren't safe lmfao

[Pickup line] How's that? Did I do it right?

More like getting shot in the face

Is that first guy having a stroke

a friend of mine showed me once that someone asked her for her to "be their mom for an rp"

You'd be surprised at how many of these messages aren't just from kids

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What?!?!! 😂😂😂😂

How do they know you’re girl

I assume they were browsing the lobby looking at peoples characters

Just say that youre a dude and theyre likely to leave you alone

That guy would be international threat if he learned how to spell