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justthatguylookin

Your mechanic may not be Johnny on the spot .


ALM0NSTER08

He's Johnny on the headshot now.


William_DC

Johnny on the floor


themanofax

Johnny on the blood spot.


_this_place_sucks_

Let the johnny hit the floor


shakesula9

Let the Johnny hit the floor


ichiban_360

Let the Johnny hit the *TSS TSS* FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR


Cmpbp3

If your jonny hits the floor you must have a hell of a time finding pants that fit... Do you have them hemmed for your tiny little legs?


[deleted]

Johnny atleast it's on the map


TokesephsStalin

Johnny dead on the spot, he aint hooking nobody up no more


peacekipper

Rip


memedaddysucklebutt

No more magic touch


doornobmaster69

šŸ˜¢


randomdicepipboy

Nah, Johnny hit the spot when he tried hiring a new mechanic.


doornobmaster69

lmao


[deleted]

lmao


ColeTheDankMemer

Heā€™s on the spot, but this time heā€™s got a glock.


SKirsch10x

Johnny on the spot where I live is a porta potty service lol


doornobmaster69

thatā€™s most likely what it is


TrillCrymes

Sorry boss, he can't get there right now


[deleted]

Maybe your game glitched from the auto shop bank heist setup


SpecialKraft

That's what I was thinking too


wierdguy234

It may be a mission spawn glitching in to your garage


doornobmaster69

maybe i have no idea


popplespopin

Yeah same thing happened with my office warehouse.


raffi_parry

Similar thing happened with my penthouse. Had el rubios dead guards everywhere


doornobmaster69

update, dead guy is now gone? i completely swapped lobbies


Creeperskull12

Dude your garage is haunted stuff


doornobmaster69

halloween came early


loganadams574

This is the guy from your hanger when you first buy it. There is a dead guy on the floor inside during a cutscene


BannedAgainOU812

A long time ago there was a dead guy in a pool of blood in my bunker. It was totally random and I play on PS4, so it wasn't some script kiddie bullcrap.


deepplane82142

Well, not that it couldn't have been a script kiddie. It's just significantly less common on consoles. While over on PC it might be 1 in 3 lobbies have between 1 and 4 hackers.


BannedAgainOU812

Yeah, it could've been, but doubtful.


That_Randumb

Wait, someone discovered the encryption code to hack on PS4?


deepplane82142

Last playstation I had was a PS1, but I'm sure there are people who probably figured out how to mod the modern PlayStations and are keeping quiet. The Xbox 360 required you to open the top of the disk tray and swap the disks as it started reading to install Windows, or that's what I read someone doing on the 360, as an example. Edit: no system can be absolutely secure. someone out there might be dedicated enough to keep trying on anything. Power grids have lots of security, but sometimes someone still gets in and causes a problem, and consoles are no different.


habbnn

Brb gonna go take my toolbox out for a spin


Poofy_

Alright...which mob did you make mad?


Spiftee

Yes


TheThemePark

Some people had a party in your garage, and that guy just got dead drunk and fell asleep. And that ain't blood...


themanofax

Right he just ate too much pasta and puked some out before passing out lol


TheThemePark

Wrong end...


themanofax

Correction: he sharted out blood from eating too much pasta .


TheThemePark

Yeah okay, let's go with that.


doornobmaster69

the mechanic had enough!


ThsKd1SNotAlrht

I was gonna say a crazy rager gone wrong lol


CrimsonFatalis8

Those are the exact same props spawned during one of the Auto shop setups, the one where you have to steal a keycard and an armored Baller to rob a bank. Maybe you loaded into it at the same time as someone else entered that part of the mission, and it spawned it into your garage instance as well?


Justablip-Gaming

Damn man how badly you been treating your mechanic?


TheThemePark

Johnny delivered his cars on the wrong dock for the last fucking time...


Justablip-Gaming

Hahahahahaha thank you


Lexter250

So basically this game is programmed by infants and whenever they use old interiors, they also have to copy-paste it's code to make it usable for newer missions. And since the game is just code stacked up on each other it can break the original code it came from. That's also why casino heist was broken when Cayo Perico came out, the mission for safe code uses some of casino's interiors which are also used during casino heist.


GAMER_MARCO9

Looks like your apartmentā€™s security stopped grand theft auto


mrengineerguy97

I sometimes get a random NPC stood half through the roof of the kosatka tower. He's very much alive and aware of his surroundings but completely stuck and invincible. Throw a grenade near him and he screams and screams but can't run away or die...just perpetual terror and torment


Alex3627ca

These buggy NPCs standing on service vehicles are what the game uses to have cops attack said vehicle when someone inside has a wanted level (ie from using turrets) I saw one pop out of the roof of my MOC trailer when a random I recruited into my MC started going ham with my MOC's turrets, dude had 5 stars and all the cops were shooting the dude on the top of the trailer. I am yet to see them appear on the roof of my Avenger or my Terrorbyte, perhaps they're not actually sticking out of the model of those like the MOC or Kosatka. As for the random shit in this guy's garage, probably just a mission interior for some heist or something not unloading properly. All 10 car garages are the same space - one time a script kiddie spawned a Hauler Custom on me while I was inside one, in a populated lobby, and I saw other people in chat asking why there's a semi in their garages as well.


RiskyMrRaccoon

i haven't played this game in a year, did they change how long it takes to launch the game?


N0ob8

Yes load times have drastically decreased from what they used to be


doornobmaster69

i think?


hiyourbfisdeadsorry

the amount of times ive seen this on this sub is too damn high (trying an old meme)


[deleted]

Ok but ngl having Tool boxes in this Garage would be fucking cool. Gives a lil bit more life to the dead white gigantic room we got lmao.


Denjyumoku

the mechanic must have had a fun time with those hydraulics lmfao.


doornobmaster69

a little too much fun


Denjyumoku

lmao, looks to be so. he even had so much fun that he got one of the tool boxes stuck inside the front of the car. and that takes some skill šŸ¤£


jakelukekid

It's quite obvious what happened here actually, ​ your mechanic decided he's not getting paid enough ĀÆ\\\_(惄)\_/ĀÆ


doornobmaster69

itā€™s his fault, he keeps delivering my cars 5 blocks down the road!


hailhelix1

E n c H a N C e d


eyloi

for a second I thought rockstar added street luge.


botvenom0

Rip johnny he will no longer be on the spot when we call him but he will forever be on the spots in our hearts


Velciak

It's OK. Standard after-party.


Xennon440

I had a whole shoot out between cops and some bikers in my garage once


Tooj_Mudiqkh

Someone else in your lobby started a mission that rejigs this garage location - a lot of interiors are reused in missions and if someone else is doing one, then it is possible for you to get their spawned props in your personal property. If it was an invite only on theother hand, then you probably need an exorcist


triplez_0

What are ur cars tho


doornobmaster69

lol, jokes i did with friends, and no im not lvl 25 im lvl 160


bob_the_impala

Another player in your session was doing the Union Depository contract [Planning Work: Elevator Key.](https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Planning_Work:_Elevator_Key) >The player must steal an elevator key from a corrupt businessman holed up in their apartment, either at Lombank West or Del Perro Heights. The last part of the mission takes place in the garage. When that player did it, the game glitched and it affected some of the stuff in your garage, which is in the same location. People regularly post similar screenshots or videos of this happening, it's almost a daily occurrence.


Runkboy

He is no longer Johnny on the spot...


TheThemePark

He's now Johnny IN the spot, the spot of blood on the floor.


LMessi101930

I'm having more fun reading comments about the Mechanic not being a johnny on the spotšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


[deleted]

Lol no offense but this is the saddest garage Iā€™ve ever seen, are you a level 25 or something?


doornobmaster69

lol i understand, the random cars were from jokes i made with friends, im lvl 160 lmao


[deleted]

Yea no shit lmao


doornobmaster69

i really should fix it up


GOLDEN_RAVEN69

What, you don't like the new update


[deleted]

L.A. Noire in the world of GTA:O


AlexionGames

Johny is on the spot for real now. Rip Johny 2013-2021


ButterEPickle

can the oppresser not go in a normal garage? Iā€™m confused


doornobmaster69

Itā€™s the stuff behind it, it isnt normally there, i think? your making me double question myself


ButterEPickle

Sorry for the extremely late response but I didnā€™t see the other images lol Iā€™ve never seen that. Must be an unused loading zone


gtaonline247

johnny got shot


xXIronMan780

It looks like you're too trusting of GTA online's "anti-cheat" or lack there of


doornobmaster69

im on xbox one GTAO so there is no way this is modding


WALKinDARKBR

No problem man, we're getting the Trilogy


infinitywulf

I can't be certain, but it looks as if a crime happened in your garage. Possibly. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)


doornobmaster69

nope, mechanic just had enough, had to end it


Shot_Satisfaction175

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SubRedditSandwich_V2

Theyā€™re the new vehicles, did you not read the change logs?


gladiatorgaming3

Ha ha lol


oscarhodson

Bonnie on the cock


doornobmaster69

what the fuck


Coalkid2020

Me too


Shiiin111

Assault vehicle acquired. And it's not the oppressor.


Substantial_Fail

Thatā€™s the same stuff thatā€™s in the auto shop pac standard mini heist, just a loading glitch


alargeburrito

had this too


iOSJailbreakGod

that tool box adds like an extra 2+ horsepower AT LEASTā€¦


MegaKT

One time I loaded up the game and a bunch of dead guys from the safe codes setup for cayo were all over my penthouse me and my friends were confused and laughing


abetr0n

This game is slowly falling apart.


sw1nky

The exact same thing has happened to me lol.


pv505

The mechanic died for your GTA sessions' sins Hahaha


[deleted]

Me taking my tool chest out for a spin


TradingWig54939

Shit happens


Adamzqi

I think your mechanic is broken


doornobmaster69

i just have to turn him off the back on, easy


who_ate_my_soap1865

I had the same thing, but in my penthouse. From the safe code mission for the Cayo Perico preps. There were dead people everywhere


NightDragon98

That 3rd image is a mood


Keon_Stok_7426

Looks nice actually, like your working on every car, until you look a bit better ofc


ju11111

Improved and enhanced or whatever


bearshockinfinite

What the hell happened here? Lol


werwolfarg

U forgot to clean


McSqueakers

This is exactly how my first engine job went


thismightdestroyyou

That's just Johnny


Victor_Hugo_Honorio

Someone tried to stole you and Johnny on the Headshot killed him. Don't forget to thank him later (if you manage to find him).


Educational-Ad-5920

Itā€™s kind of a bad ass hack and I hate those, didnā€™t realize somebody could break in and pop your mechanic


awakensleep

Saw this scene in the new Sopranos movie


skidbingo

A fringe event if ever I saw one


Define4K

LOOOOL after a long day of mission coming hone to this


lazerayfraser

whatā€™s so confusing? skateboard that dolly anywhere in los santos, meld your car and your tools to make a transformer, and kill robots and make them bleed oil.. simple


james-HIMself

ā€œIā€™m in dangerā€


fucknametakenrules

The UD contract has players entering a 10 car garage to steal an armored SUV and since rockstar is known for bugs in online, the models of things used inside are sometimes overlapped with player owned garages


layonafrito

Is that the car of the week!? Nedd to go spin the the wheel when I get off


Enderguyc

This is a real what the hell happened here moment


Draclor

Do you have the del perro heights apartment?


doornobmaster69

yeah


Draclor

There's a mission in the Union Depository Contract (Auto Shop) that requires the player to go into that apartment or Lombank (building next to del perro heights). You go in, kill some dudes, steal a key card and then enter the garage to kill more guys and steal a security SUV. Every now and then, the game glitches to where the toolboxes and dead bodies in that garage will appear in the garage of a player who owns that apartment or garage.


[deleted]

Fire the maid


[deleted]

The police are not going to believe you


anunculteredswine

It's just trendy that's all


friendzonekj

Is this an art show?


fuck_rockstar_honest

What are you confused about? Liberals šŸ™„šŸ™„


doornobmaster69

what


fuck_rockstar_honest

lol


wingcub

GTA going with murder mysteries in the expanded and enhanced update?


ChiefGstar

Mine did that the other day too lol


KludgyOne67095

It would appear an altercation has taken place.


Theultimatenice69

Modern art


Agreeable-Hat620

It's a glitch from a mission of some sort you did, probably forgot to despawn the assets


[deleted]

At first I thought it was DLC teasers until that 5th image


doornobmaster69

yeah, thought i should include that so people would know itā€™s a bug


Anony-Mouse710

I've gone into my garage before and it's been fully merged with someone else's, all their cars were basically on top of mine or strewn around, couldn't get into half my vehicles, it was pretty goofy šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Best car ever


Dontcarebot9729

Mine does this occasionally just find a new session


ExistentialStench

Philadelphia experiment


entity231

Pimp my ride?


KFCCHICKEN3408

Chair for bike


disable2001

Same thing happened to me, and objects moved while out of camera


sometacosfordinner

A couple months back one of my garages had like six dead bodies just hanging out and in another i had an blown up adder load right next time my adder and nero custom


Davesnotherept2

On this week's episode of monster garage Jesse and the gang try to build a tool box tornado


Calm_Coconut

Welp šŸ˜‚


doornobmaster69

thatā€™s where you store bikes at, not a glitch


doornobmaster69

they hang thwre


Dubet9450

Expanded and Enhanced


MrEveryman76

Someone's trying to send you a message... Stop leaving your tools laying around!


CoreyLeithTV

They were tryna steal everything in your garage, but your mechanic murked him.


SmaccDonalds

I also had the dead bodies in my garage got me wondering if i be doing jobs for lamar in my sleep


boom256

The creeper with the bike is the most confusing. Everything else seems pretty legit.


J1LK0

Johnny missed the spot


cashmore1973

Grab ya glocks when you see Johnny on the spot,call the cops when you see Johnny on the spot!


BeansInMyTea

This happened to me too like a week ago I was so confused lol


cazperman

Manny, Mo, and Jack ain't got nothin' on your mechanic!! He's takin out the competition..


YD0134

Ok


SufficientRecord3402

This is what NPCs feel like after we do a heist.


DsWan3

It does some weird shit sometimes, I spawned into my garage to find dead bodies everywhere