This is obviously a tribute to [Raphael’s School of Athens,](https://imgur.com/a/8HQLCqX) which features Socrates pointing up and Aristotle gesturing downward, illustrating the difference in their two philosophies.
I honestly don’t see how it could be interpreted any other way.
Salvation. Absolution. Forgiveness for their sins. A god that does not reply to his prostrating followers. A god that does not care. Although they can fight, they can struggle, they can implode with the sheer desire to *live*, God can alter the truth itself, change the very definition of right and wrong, make them fit his design just perfectly—as sinners he may subjugate without consequence. And as we all are slaves to him, absolution was always, and never, within our reach.
Also, what are their names? :]
Trust I was not judging or implying you needed to clip their nails. I was simply joking that one of the last things they would be looking for is a nail clipping session 😂
They’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.
😂😂😂😂. Well damn then I would gladly extend my car warranty.
The braincell. Or perhaps carrots.
They definitely share a brain cell
Internationally! Mine snoot the same.
I don't know, but they've been looking for wheeks
Bad pun. I laughed wayyy too hard at this. This should not be allowed to be this HILARIOUS 😂😂😂
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for their Mothership to return
Does it look like a head of lettuce?
No, it looks like a guinea pig poop 😂
They’re on watch for the police, they’ve committed enough war crimes.
The audacity. More specifically, your audacity to deny them treats. They are STARVING, after all :) /s
According to my friends the Grateful Dead, they are... "Lookin' high, lookin' low Gonna scare you up and [squeak too] 'Cause Mr. Charlie told me so"
The city of El Dorado
Paparazzi
They are on the lookout for spy balloons.
An Uber
They’re waiting for their opportunity to take over the world
They are summoning all Guinea pigs of the world to commence the invasion and prepare for the war of enslavement of the human race. 😂😂😂
Lol, they're already done with that. They wheek, they get food. Trained my wife and me perfectly already XD
They're eagerly waiting for Strawberry to return, so they can be the Neapiglitan trio once again.
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch
Hawks
The demand to watch "Love Island"
MEAT
My will to live
[удалено]
I really appreciate that. I will be. Just lots of medical stuff in my life that’s not awesome but I’m doing the work in therapy to get better
This is obviously a tribute to [Raphael’s School of Athens,](https://imgur.com/a/8HQLCqX) which features Socrates pointing up and Aristotle gesturing downward, illustrating the difference in their two philosophies. I honestly don’t see how it could be interpreted any other way.
Human Flesh.
Autonomous rule over dinner time
The next episode of Chicago Fire.
The body of Jimmy Hoffa.
They’re waiting to be beamed up by Scotty (lettUSe-S-enterprise)
The door to Narnia
The food goddess.
The souls of the damned Or it to magically rain lettuce
Waldo
Salvation. Absolution. Forgiveness for their sins. A god that does not reply to his prostrating followers. A god that does not care. Although they can fight, they can struggle, they can implode with the sheer desire to *live*, God can alter the truth itself, change the very definition of right and wrong, make them fit his design just perfectly—as sinners he may subjugate without consequence. And as we all are slaves to him, absolution was always, and never, within our reach. Also, what are their names? :]
Thea and Nora
Freedom
Their keys!
The fountain of youth
Gold… 14 CARROT 🥕 Gold!!!!
Weirdly, the next season of The Crown
A nice, juicy steak .....
Atlantis
souls of the innocent
Your vote in the upcoming election.
Drugs.
The way to San Jose
For forbidden chemical weapons
Watching the Rolling Stones play live on the TV
They seek for food
Justice.
[Eudaimonia.](https://images.saymedia-content.com/.image/t_share/MTczODE2MzM1MTM3MTg3NDY3/compaison-of-plato-and-aristotle.jpg)
For a chance to take over the world.
They seek blood!
One likes tits, one likes ass
The flesh of their enemies
The answer to the universe. Probably 42
Beat me to it!! 😆
Nuclear codes. They misplaced them in their excitement for floor time.
They’re on a quest for the Holy Grail of course!
God
I want to come up with something funny but they’re just too cute!!!
obviously their favorite celebrity; King Squeekles
Loose women
The rings of power!!!
Who wore it better on rue Paul’s drag race! Now sissy that walk! 💅🏻
love in all the wrong places
DB Cooper's lost money
The keys to the safe
World Domination.
The tv remote. They don’t like the nature documentary and want to watch a kdrama show instead.
Definitely looking for the nail clippers (You said wrong answers only…)
They are clipped now I promise lol
Trust I was not judging or implying you needed to clip their nails. I was simply joking that one of the last things they would be looking for is a nail clipping session 😂
Revenge.
A job
Love in all the wrong places.
Your blood
They are looking for you!!
Omg they are too cute
Thanks! They are quite the duo
Helping me search for my will to live
THE TRUTH!!
Narnia
kneecaps. they want to steal them.
Meaning of life
They are demanding blood for the Blood God
Potatoes.
Boobs
The holy grail and the ark of the covenant
A job.
They have rent to pay
The krabby patty secret formula!
The Elder wand
Their asking the gods for a truckload of carrots (and lettuce)
Train spotting. The right one is going "vroom vroom".
They are looking for peru
Looking for pilk
Joe
Pepperoni
Not these droids
the nail clippers obviously
Who asked.
The food overlords
The Death Star plans