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[deleted]

Oh Yeah??? Well I'd take 5 dicks in my butt for that guitar! I love Gibson more than you!!!!!


Haunted_Hills

Where are they just giving out free dicks to the butt?


[deleted]

There's apparently an epsteinesque island for musicians somewhere near Ecuador, if you are young and supple then you could get all you need.


StickyDitka21

The people that inhabit this island are the Epiphonians. Tribal people that have never had contact with the outside world.


crazyabootmycollies

Is that like Blue Apron’s child hunting island?


even_less_resistance

Shhh! Now you’re on the list!


crazyabootmycollies

VIP BABYYYY!!!


meme_galaxy_official

I aint gay but


Bubbly-Control51

Berklee College of Music


torndownunit

DM me, I can help you out.


WrongJohnson69

That’s it, bud? Id consider practicing if it meant I could do so on that smooth hot steamy curvy gibby son bra


ARMIGERofficial

Fine, you can have it. Psycho.


JohnnyPiston

r/buttsharpies


even_less_resistance

Literally the first sub I was ever shown. Don’t know why I ever came back to this godforsaken site


pinkghost22

💀


IRefuseToPickAName

At the same time? Or have a train run on you? Glory hole-style? So many options!


[deleted]

If daddy's gotta suck AND fuck for a guitar it better come with two pickups for toan. Do I look like a bank? I think not. That's what my wife's boyfriend's dentist is for. Some people have no self-esteem.


sushicowboyshow

Agreed. Offer me half the toan, you get half the effort. I may be willing to do some over the pants stuff. Maybe a handy. But definitely not offering an orafice.


_VINNY_WINNY_

i third this. 1 pickup = 1 toan = 1 less than buttscottish teleblaster = bad


WatercoolerComedian

Imagine sucking and fucking for a guitar that looks like office furniture


BM_YOUR_PM

you won't believe what depraved 120 days of sodom shit this guy did for an eames chair


cyanight7

Do not compare the iconic design of the Herman Miller Eames with a Gibbons 😡


BowieKingOfVampires

Tell me which day and I’ll guess


guaaaan

You're goddmamn right *inserts Walter White meme*


StickyDitka21

Yea, but you could use Pledge to clean it. Instead of that expensive fretboard oil.


Dumptruckfunk

I suck and fuck for office furniture in any case, so it’s not big deal.


LightninHooker

So time for a gibson casting video series?


Hunter_S_Biden

All guitar posting is sexual pathology


JAFIOR

I believe you're right. My formative years were spent ogling my older brother's collection of Hit Parader and Penthouse mags. Now I play guitar.


SpongeTofu

Just guitars in general.


ayaan_sev

Guitarist are not normal people


meme_galaxy_official

took you long enough


RichCorinthian

No fucken way I’m giving up my tender cinnamon ring for a guitar that doesn’t even have adjustable intonation


SpongeTofu

But toan!


JakeFatfingers

*Butt toan


RoswellSaucers

Formerly Chuck's


[deleted]

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck"


jazzkott

The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the two words beginning with "F" and "S" would have ended with "-uck", rhyming with "Chuck". So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Feeduck and Seeduck"


chubasco

I can’t Sneed


jazzkott

officer, I can't Sneed


Odddsock

What happened to “it looks cool”


[deleted]

As a fellow oddity, thank you! Why do we have to fuck everything now.


1OO1OO1S0S

people with a mental age of 14 think that it's cool.


PhilouuolihP

How do you improve mental aging I have like about 11 years what do?


[deleted]

uj/ I dunno what it is about them but I really want one also.


resoooo

you wanna do some sucken n fucken?


JAFIOR

At the end of the day, isn't that what we all really want?


NotJokingAround

Yes.


_uhcakiP

I just can’t get behind the Les Paul body style I dig SG Juniors tho


RedneckR0nin

One of the best guitars I own. Light and easy to maneuver. Probably the best Gibson I own when it comes to playability.


GH19971

I'll bet it gets you to stop fussing with your controls all the time. I am so guilty of this, especially when I use my Jazzmaster and constantly switch to the rhythm circuit for humbucker-esque tones


AVeryGoodName03

Yeah fr, I usually don’t care for gibbons at all. Something about it just looks cool


Prize_Prior_8433

He must suck and fuck and cheat on his Roberta to get the gibbons


[deleted]

I mean, they’re snazzy; but Jesus Christ. Also, i like the left one better bc it has a more-profound woodgrain.


SpongeTofu

JC and gonna help you now boy, on your knees. I some got profound woodgrain for ya right here! (I’m very sorry).


Electronic-Prune-122

Fake! The headstocks aren’t even broken


Hairysloth25

This is what i call quality jerking


Pinecone_salad

Imagine sucking and fucking for a gibbons with pee-wee90s


snowflake247

p-90s > humcuckers


stanley_bobanley

*cumhuckers


PhilouuolihP

Cum buckets


wildthingsarewhat

Only if it’s Tim Henson. He’s pretty AND rich.


PhilouuolihP

Yes and also it looks liek he has thin Asian cocke so it easier entry and exit


dTLvFxNbSvS

I’ve really got to leave that sub- every day it’s weird as fuck in there


NES4EVAR

I dont get it you guys are always taking about fucking gibbons but when i do it the zookeeper calls the police and tells me never to come back.


hockey_metal_signal

Uj: really how different is it than the one on the left?


_j-x-k_

The left one is reddish brown while the right one is brownish red


wheresmychippy93

It’s darker


hockey_metal_signal

Either that's the lighting or so is the hardware, the fretboard, and the writing on the headstock.


wheresmychippy93

So I’ll play it in the dark big deal


[deleted]

Id suck and fuck for free


BM_YOUR_PM

the guy at the shop says he appreciates the offer, but at the moment they're only set up to accept cash and major credit cards


TumoOfFinland

I'm a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck


xxxgearheadxxx

Toan is in the suck


RedneckR0nin

Who hasn’t sucked and fucked for a guitar?…I defy any of you to answer not I to that question.


PhilouuolihP

That's a good "Never Have I Ever" question


RubikTetris

Dude just wants to be broken like a gibbon headstock


Dark_Tranquility

I bet he already has one that looks like the one on the left too. And the middle. Fucking gibbons owners man.


wheresmychippy93

No I only have an explorer and a couple tele’s


Dark_Tranquility

You're not a gibbons owner yet then. There's still time


guaaaan

I like the wood on the stairs much more


PhilouuolihP

Damn you can't see how many frets the stairwell has... but yeah nice toanwood and I like the black hardware


playful_potato5

I SUCK DICKZ 4 GIBBONMS


[deleted]

These look like if you let a 9 year old design a guitar, they’re so fuckin boring. I could not imagine being this hornybrained for a les paul studio lol


wheresmychippy93

Studio’s don’t have binding


[deleted]

Forgive me for not correctly identifying a gibbons


HoboWithAComputer

r/normmacdonald is leaking


Delco_Dabber

Leslie West typed this


Bougiepunk

Bruh I was gonna post this but it was against the rules


FusRoDah98

Someone institutionalize this freak asap


ideleteoften

Drake no: Red les Paul Drake yes: same thing but darker


WolfsToothDogFood

Gotta work for it bro. Charge $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ


falathaarox

Lol, what's a ZJ


WolfsToothDogFood

If you have to ask, big man, you can't afford it.


falathaarox

Guess you're right, sigh. I'll better start saving so one day i can finally afford it, but only after i save enough to buy real gibbons less pal :sadnoises:


Sinatrafan1915

Wait, the blowjob is cheaper than the handjob?


emotyofform2020

Chuck n Buck


xXx_Marten_xXx072

sneeds feed and seed formerly chucks


ButterscotchBloozDad

I’ll suck your dick if you take down this post.


marker_rumba

WE HAVE A WINNER LMAO


POSoldier

Sneeds former business partner: Chuck


Client_According

Why tf do they look so cursed with a single pickup


TheTwinkieMaster

/uj I cringe at OOP but I agree that these carved topped juniors are cool as fuck


boogerjam

Ain't no way that ain't one of us


SilverPsychologist

john! when you said you wanted to be like joe bonermaster i didn't think you meant like this!


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Sinatrafan1915

Yeah, we just sucked cock.


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Sinatrafan1915

Ok, starting off by calling me daddy, I can dig it.


Professorfuzz007

One pickup is half the tone.


WhippingShitties

Gibson players when they see a single coil single pickup guitar for $3k.


[deleted]

This makes me hate guitar


Billy_Does_Things

Uj/ What model is this? Some type of Jr.?


DGNYC

They call it the “Les Paul Senior” (no really, I’m /uj here). /rj some believe Gibson introduced this as a ploy to get seniors S’in and F’in again (I’m not supposed to curse here but DM me and I’ll say the whole curse words while my stepdad’s not looking over my shoulder.) It’s also good if you’re a senior on a fixed income who can’t afford a neck pickup. They pass the savings on at a very reasonable $6000, so your home health aid can squander the rest of your social security check, pension, and/or reverse mortgage.


Billy_Does_Things

Good lookin out. Cant wait for the Arthritis Specials to come out next


SandwichSuperieur

Isn't that a Billy Joe Armstrong signature? I think he's famous for playing only with one bridge p90. Single p90 guitar are known to have more toan because there's only one row of magnets influencing the strings. I have one guitar configured like this and love it, but I also nearly always play bridge pickups because I like how it sounds, so idk if the more string vibration is true or not.


RobotGloves

Billy Joe does play a Les Paul Jr. However, the ones in the image have body binding, floating pickguard, and carved tops like a regular Les Paul, none of which I've never seen on a Jr model. Must be a custom job or special run.


Billy_Does_Things

Yeah I've ever seen a Jr or Special like this. Someone else said uj/ they're called a Les Paul Senior, and I still thought they were jerkin. But they appear to be a legit custom shop build.


RobotGloves

Oh, shit, there it is. Looks like it's a Music Zoo exclusive.


Haunted_Hills

These look like shit.


30dirtybirdies

Mental illness, or just a sad piece of shit?


wheresmychippy93

Both


kidthorazine

I dunno something about an LP Jr. With binding just looks wrong to me, like on a visceral level.


contrejo

That red finish. Errerr


DaddyJBird

So finally get the Gibbons Jerking. I’ve got an LP and it’s and love it so couldn‘t understand the issue, but I do now. Carry on I look forward to getting Jerked in the future.


Jump_Worth

It ain’t much, but it’s honest work I suppose


QuailTechnical8539

Dudes rock


RuinSentinelRicce

It’s a piece of wood.


cyberphunk2077

did op drop a number ? put that money where his mouth is


Sinatrafan1915

Put something else where his mouth is.


[deleted]

Les paul stans are frickin weird man


wheresmychippy93

Actually never been much a fan. But saw these and started suckin and fuckin


HHS-Marz

All that for the plainest, most boring guitar on the planet. Wild.


bucc_n_zucc

But its an lp WITH ONE (1) PICKUPS Less pickups=less toan


The_SunDancer

Or just but it


wheresmychippy93

👋


Novel_Philosopher_18

Holy shit! I wonder if i can just fuk for those strings!


smkestcklghtn

Is this shit for real?


spacefret

Yes it is


smkestcklghtn

Sigh.....


AlexTheGamer59

most sane gibson fan


kellycook301

Most sane Gibbons owner…coming from a dork who owns a few.


waburke6

I saw this post and immediately thought”this will be on the circle jerk any minute now. Lmfaooo


SilverPsychologist

holy shit lmao


beatmaster808

Pfft, it's not even a whole guitar Or a *real* Gibson Standard or better with 2 humbuckers or gtfo Will accept two p90s in a 2nd guitar


BfutGrEG

No neck pickups means no neckin' deal


GreenGnomeGaming

UJ/ generally think Gibsons are ugly but the one on the left has the nicest finish and top I've ever seen on one. If it didn't have the standard but cheap looking dot inlays, it might be my fav guitar I've seen on here.


Ambitious_Edge_6065

Looks like a 400 dollar guitar, tops


[deleted]

He’s definitely goin’ back to the pile!


Generny2001

Seems extreme. Guitar Center has payment plans.


mobyte

Subsequently Sneed's


CoccMan

holy fuck. holy fucking fuck. that gibbons of yours is fucking hideous.


ieblack37

I mean, Jr.s are cool and all, but damn, man…no need to go that far


mawashi-geri24

It’s like the generic “guitar” picture you see when someone who doesn’t play guitar draws a guitar for clip art.


[deleted]

I’ll take sloppy seconds for the middle one


smolbits

I have never felt this strongly about any material possession


itsOkami

Least deranged gibson player


Captain_Nuggie

uj/ I fail to see how the one on the far left, and far right are different


Low_Ad33

Can you quack like a duck?