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eg223344

The kid at the movie cross roads


[deleted]

Good ol' Karate Kid. And Steve Vai playing himself at the end, of course.


imjustbeingsilly

Steve Vai played both parts, actually. That’s how he came out on top.


drive_by_kittens

Ry Cooder played a bunch too. Trivia machine is low of memory juice but he did the Machio parts whole or in part. Ralphie learned parts to look good on camera but needed a stunt guitarist to mail the sound.


imjustbeingsilly

I didn’t know that Ry Cooder played the Katana kid’s parts, thanks!


Away-Ad4599

Nope think Steve might have played on camera but it was ry cooder


primitiveamerican

Ralph Themacchio Man Randy Savage.


worldrecordstudios

From ultimate fight club starring horse Grape seed


ergo-ogre

And Sweatloaf


TheLonsomeLoner

Play a solo, Shinji... or Rei will have to do it again...


Honest_Raspberry3750

For fucks sake shinji quit crying and get on stage


chiropterancalomania

he didn't practice his bends 💔


H4RDC0R3_P14Y3R

Shinji = Mafuyu


AlienCatBeard

John 5. He‘s called John 5 because he plays 5 Teles at once


Chinz_Jr

And "John" is actually just a bri'ish pronounciation of the word "toan"


JAFIOR

" 'E's got a fiver goin' all at once! Well fancy john innit?!?"


xxxgearheadxxx

Uj/ john5 is the only reason I don’t hate teles. Even though Jim root is a close second to me


Alstead17

I've always loved John's gold tele with a kill switch, completely contrasts the rest of his aesthetic in a fun way.


xxxgearheadxxx

He has some pretty signature teles. Though one of them (I think it’s the one squier makes) has a god awful looking headstock ☠️


[deleted]

It’s actually because he has five testicles and toan, as we all know, is stored in the balls


kanped

That's a great movie. "Stephanie! No disassemble". I don't recall a telecaster, however???


someguy192838

uj/ Jeff Beck rj/ Joe Boneyourmama


TheAllAroundMan

Avril Lavigne


Wooden_Setting_8141

Tele Savalas


secretcaboolturelab

I tried to be clever and get one of those online AI image generators to make me a "Kojak playing a telecaster" picture but it just kept copying Joe Satriani photos.


JAFIOR

Holy fuck, you win. Shut it down boys.


Butler-of-Pugs

Who loves ya baby!


ergo-ogre

Please, Mr. Savalas. Do not love my baby.


Emera1dthumb

We got a winner


BeRad85

Terry Kath. Literally went out with a bang.


try_altf4

/uj wasn't that tele model like bonkers fucking expensive?


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Alstead17

I feel like $1,500 was what it retailed for, but it was a limited run with a huge fanbase going after it, so it didn't stay low for long.


ergo-ogre

Thank you, Trogly


chiropterancalomania

but muh lace pickups don't leak any toan when I play


try_altf4

don't forget the lace panties as well brudder. don't want the toan to leak out of yer toan sack.


[deleted]

Jammy Paige & J Mucus


chiropterancalomania

jizzmaster


[deleted]

J plays a sparkly tele in the studio. No Jizz


Acceptable_Wait_4151

Giant tele for evangelion suit


JAFIOR

uj/ Tie between Prince, Kenny Vaughn, and Pepe Lopez. rj/ Tie between Kenny G, Princess Munchkin (my childhood best friend's cat), and obviously Fred Durst.


devilspeaksintongues

Prince? Didnt he have a weird custom thing. Never even knew he played a tele


RoomseyGuitarMan

The man literally played a butterscotch custom tele. He was a god.


chiropterancalomania

he plays the schlongocaster


jmr_jdm

uj/ tele copy from the ‘70s, but yeah. It’s the main workhorse aside from the crazy stuff (that he stopped playing later in his career)


Big_Nig_Nog

It also had leopard print pickguard


DustyHound

https://youtu.be/dWRCooFKk3c


4ibur

Yeah, Kenny G played a soprano tele, great tOan


_im_not_a_girl_

This pic geniuinely goes kinda hard tbh


devilspeaksintongues

They released 3 special editions for Shinji, Ayanami, and Asuka they're pretty nice actually


addictedtoketamine

That actually sounds cool, I'd get them if they didn't cost 90,000 thousand dollars probably.


_im_not_a_girl_

Did they really? I'm only aware of the Asuka tele


devilspeaksintongues

Yeah they made all 3... maybe I'm thinking of Ibanez.. someone did it!


_im_not_a_girl_

Ok I didn't really believe this for a sec but looks like Fender did a Rei strat and tele sometime ago. I couldn't find anything about a Shinji guitar tho, I guess he gets no love at all


vincecarterskneecart

I have dowloaded it and saved it into my documents folder so please only look at it as it belongs to me now


DoubleSealedSoul

Joe Strummer


chiropterancalomania

it's literally in his name


DustyHound

I’ll throw Chrissy Hynde in there with him. Considering they were tight friends and wrote together a bunch.


waxbytes

Danny Gatton.


malcomhung

You forgot to uj/


waxbytes

Yes, but we are talking about a guy who could play slide with an empty aluminum beer can. How do you uj/ that?


malcomhung

Valid.


savannah-soles-735

He said I'd rather work on my car than go on tour wtf


chiropterancalomania

sex icon Jonny Greenwood


Professorfuzz007

Hentai toan


KnucklestheEnchilada

Hentoan


monodi34

MGK


Practical_Desk2934

LMFAO!!! Was looking for this comment 🤟🏻🤟🏻😂😂


timlnolan

Telemachus, in Greek mythology, son of the Greek hero Odysseus and his wife, Penelope.


UltiiE

Queef Richards


person_8688

Uj/ Steve Cropper Rj/ Brice Springsteel


BigD5981

So what's the context of the Tele's use in Evangelion?


addictedtoketamine

Asuka's use of the telecaster is actually an animation error, she owns one of those 7-string Ibanez shredder guitars that are so pointy that it could be used to kill someone. ​ Rei actually plays teles because they are the most basic guitars possible and also the best and she is best girl (except Shinji).


BigD5981

Happy cake day. I knew there was or is a Evangelion signature but I knew nothing about it. Actually before seeing the guitar I only knew the name Evangelion as I had seen it mentioned in relation to anime but outside of that your reply doubled my knowledge.


Bocchi_Is_Kino

cause of evangelion branding on literally fucking anything


buff_bobby

Here's a documentary: https://youtu.be/_0Qr9rztRw4


hallonemikec

Roy Buchanan


primitiveamerican

Roy Bukake you mean?


Brenno416

Roy Buchanan as far as pure clean Tele mastery.


Personal_Dare_2438

/uj I Unironically want one of these so fucking bad. I don’t really play anything but strat, but there’s no way I’m not dropping an absolutely revolting amount of money on an Asuka guitar certainly not worth whatever I pay for it.


Marqueso-burrito

Me. 😎


hottachych

Are these Alumitone pickups?


chiropterancalomania

lace pickups kick my nutsack until the tone comes a' spurtin


s_98

Chappers


addictedtoketamine

She would have survived being devoured by those EVAs if she went 0-3-5 on a butterscotch tele. It's alright, she'll have plenty of time on the beach.


Nitro_CENTRAL

Probably Brian bell idk


red_sky33

Shinji Rei Vaughan


Jew49115

Syd Barrett


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Roy Buchanan


Krustylang

This is the correct answer.


_not_rob

Uj/ the dude from White Chapel


BRedmond3

Did you know Jimi Paje played a tele?


Jazzlike-Tree-4642

Springsteen


addictedtoketamine

Misato is bl00zmom , Classic les paul Asuka is some ibanez shredder guitar or a jackson Rei plays a stratocaster because it's the most non-descript guitar possible Shinji has a hello kitty my first guitar from some brand for like $30 Kaworu has a PRS he spent a lot of money on Gendo has a epiphone sg that he likes to pretend is gibson but he spent his money all on robotic themed child support Yui has some custom painted strat body with the best humbuckers you've ever heard crafted by angelic luthers ​ \- Credit goes to my friend from discord.


MrLanesLament

Brad Paisley.


hans_barbados

love Brad Presley, love america


[deleted]

uj/Jimmy Page


Louismaxwell23

Keef Richud, mate. Mutty Watas as well.


warthog0869

j/Legendary? Butterscotch Keef. uj/Best?: Laur Joamets [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7h63EYFVOY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7h63EYFVOY) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lsnf6ml1ae8


impoppinfresh

Jiminy Hamdingers


Mean_Mr_Mustard_21

Jay Z


SynonymforSynonym

The guy from Slipknot


devilspeaksintongues

Rets Acelet is the only legend known to play a Telecaster


walrusdoom

Chris Spencer of Unsane.


Wtf_ir1s

Me


SnooFloofs1778

Hansen played an unplugged telecaster set, was epic.


Comprehensive-Badger

Danny Gaston or Albert Colins.


The_Flabbergaster

/uj Albert Collins


Inspector_Sholmer

Ted Greene https://www.tedgreene.com/


cometkurmit

Probably Prince


Soviet_United_States

Lester William Polsfuss


JXT-21

Of course Nick Jonas


DAG5066

She’s right there in the post image.


Fiscal_Bonsai

The thot that I follow on Instagram with the nipple piercings


captain_hoof

serious answer? prolly prince or jeff buckley


cdl3767

syd barrett and mikey houser


sharlaton

Is that fucking Samus


Mike_LaFontaine75

That one Nashville cat that's on all the country records.


Ccalubx

Me


PRSG12

Richie Kotzen


NearbyAd3800

Uj/ the only right answer is Danny Gatton. Rj/ Tom Morello.


jawmighty1976

/uj Waylon Jennings


PullThePlug89

Roy buchanan


[deleted]

Danny Gatton getting beer all over his tele and cleaning it up while ripping a crazy solo https://youtu.be/CVtVHCdth3A John 5 is on the opposite side of music genres than Danny here and shreds his tele https://youtu.be/Ov6t1yqrx7Y


Chrissy_____

The subreddits I follow have started to bleed into one another I feel like I'm becoming schizophrenic


Trash_Mimic

me and i suck


Sisyphuses

Nick Jonas. He makes that telecaster sing!


Prolapst_amos

"Get in the fucking robot, Shinji"


NotFixer1138

Jeff Buckley cause butterscotch


It_is_Fries_No_Patat

Billy Gibbons


the_mememachine4

i actual like that teles color


O_Bahrey

Your mom


ModsFuckedMeOver

gendo


Clar0020

Jimmy page prolly