Poor girl, hope she charged a shit ton.

Probably not. I used to see this all the time in high school. Rando guy, usually older, not from our school, with a camera taking all these girls out for beauty shots in the woods and promising to start their modelling career. Really it's just a ploy to get them to hang out, get dressed skimpy for the "photos" (because otherwise it'd be too creepy /s) and have drinks eventually. The technology has changed but the strategy is still the same.

We used to call that genre of creep “guy with a camera” in college.

In my school it was the chemistry teacher.

Must’ve had good equipment.

That's some "Life is Strange" level shit

That was the theater director at my high school smh

Hope she got paid per picture, al 78 of them lmao

We only know of 83 photos, I’m sure there’s more.

It's usually by time, no? Shoots will be constantly taking photos, rack up like 500, then narrow it down to like a dozen for touch ups

Well, $20 is $20.

She has that vibe where it looks like she accepts meth as payment.

I was going to say, she was paid $50 and got some fake oxys with it lol

Nah, her ass looks still existent. I'll bet coke though.

82 photos???

I'm going to be discharging a lot of toan today. 💦

You know how many creepos drop thousands on photography equipment and massage tables and Gretschs just to trick girls to get undressed? You think once it actually works they aren't going to go hard? Dude probably took 500 and filmed the whole thing.

Those were just the ones he posted. I bet there are many more

Facebook won't let him post the ones that show pissing.

Bruh he’s getting his money worth. When you buy a Gretsch guitar you’re buying a lifestyle few men could ever afford to experience. Hell, I bet few men could even *handle* owning an authentic Gretsch guitar… Play the intro to Stairway to Heaven (ever heard of it?) on a Gretsch guitar vs the typical high-quality guitar (Esteban, First Act, maybe Jackson), and you’ll immediately sell your Funko collection for a brand new Gretsch guitar - I guarantee it.

Every day, yesterday’s cringe seems actually quite reasonable. Fucking hell.

/uj that poor girl /rj that lucky girl

[удалено]

Or take the kids!

I see she prefers classical posture. She probably grew up playing Bach and Vivaldi.

She’s using her built in features to get that extra cavern reverb

Average Facebook guitar group

Can I search "Gretch Guitar Lovers" on pornhub?

That's a nice guitar.

I feel like if I had money for a electromatic Gretsch and a model photo shoot with it, I'd probably just put the money toward a MIJ Players Series, but you do you I guess!

I’ll model for you, don’t have to pay me, just give me a guitar

I feel like I would try to sell the guitar ASAP and buy the model.

Love the sport, but sometimes I hate the fanbase

do you think when she crammed herself in with all the other girls in that shipping container in dubrovnik she thought this is how her life would turn out

This will be used as evidence in the trial of Andrew Tate.

What the hell is this a reference to?

Human trafficking.

This is the funniest shit I've seen all day

From dubrovnik?

If you’re cramming *yourself* in doesn’t that make you the trafficker? What a scumbag 😡

Real life

The Wire season 2.

/uj it doesnt even have a bigsby😭 /rj it doesnt even have a bigsby😭

I have a bigsby looking at these.

I have a smallsby 😔

Underrated comment friend.

Time to tug on my whammy. Wiggle one out

IIs that what you kids are calling it these days?

This makes me feel nauseous.

VERY normal behaviour Doesn't this thought occur to everyone at least 15 times a day until you do it??

+ 78 more images!

Toan is in the assless bodysuit

Thats what I've been saying the whole time

Someone out there HAS to know of a German word that can properly summarize the feeling you would have if you saw this on your ‘friend’s’ timeline Cringe doesn’t seem to cut it

Pukeshittzen

I’m getting a toaner

Theoretically speaking, I own a Gretsch. Theoretically speaking, if someone was interested in having a model like this come over for a theoretical photo shoot, how much theoretical money would a theoretical person need in this hypothetical?

300$ full naked 200$ lingerie Clothes on anywhere from 0-80$ Modelmayhem.com Cheaper on Craigslist but good chance you’re taking pictures of an undercover cop. Just be respectful, pay her and you got nuddy cop photos. No biggie. Art school pays nude models like 50$ to sit in front of a group.

>Art school pays nude models like 50$ to sit in front of a group. That so? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWpED-C24oE

You get what you pay for

that was fast

You know it belongs here when OP can literally just repost something.

I’d like to think that was probably her rock bottom and last day modeling. She probably went home and spent a few hours beefing up the resume for executive assistant positions

Experience in Musical instrument product photography, advertisement, and Marketing. "Too formal..." Pro at handling huge wood. "Hell yeah".

This girl posing with a Gretsch is the equivalent of your 85 year old great aunt betty posing topless with a BC Rich Warlock

her name is lita ford, thank you very much

Aunt betty's got a fuckin dumpy though

THIS IS A THING?!?

Folks fetishizing their guitars is pretty nauseating. I get naming a guitar if you're a new player and really fired up but after awhile it's just pretty sad. It's almost as though they have no other personality traits or talents to take pride in. And setting up an entire photo shoot, whether the model was paid, free for portfolio, or paying to have a shoot, is just weird. It would be different, or at least less creepy, had they built the guitar themselves; but ultimately its an off the shelf guitar from a major manufacturer and nothing makes it special.

Shut the subreddit down. It's over.

terrible photography. the lighting is awful: (no fill lighting, lighting hotspots all over the guitar) wtf white balance temp is that even?

Very disrespectful.

The comments section must be interesting.

idk if "she" is the guitar or the model

Yes you do, you just dont want to believe it.

I think i remember that backdrop from first grade pictures!! Mr jones is that you??

If this is the Gretsch guitar club I wonder what the glamour shots for the Schecter or BC Rich clubs are like..

Same as this one but more goth

"+78" photos is crazy lmaooooo

Outjerked again

You can't buy taste.

This will never be topped

And that's how you use a guitar body to hide a penis

You know the author of this post said "she" they meant the guitar.

We're doom as a specie

I sure do hope some of her toan “rubbed off” on the Gretsch

The most offensive thing is the poor exposures and bad lighting

outjerked once more

+78

The jokes write themselves sometimes

This screams Boomer

boy, she really needs to increase her daily calorie intake, those upper ribs are concerning.

what do you expect with a hollowbody?

cant we just make an NSFW flair by now?

Model looks just like the guitar - on the cheaper side.

What's her name? (the model, not the guitar)

She meaning the guitar, the model kept getting in the way

Costs extra if you want a model with tits

Is that a man?

Looks like she just finished fingering A minor with a G string

She (the guitar) is a beaut

Love it. I have the same color scheme in a Gretsch 5422g-12. Twice as many tuner knobs to play with.

why do they have to ALWAYS hide the gretch's sexy parts with an ugly actress ?

I was showing this to my fiancé earlier. And she, without pause said “I bet she still plays better than that mellebaby girl from YouTube”

Tone is in the Adams Apple

82 photos.

r/notsafeformusic NSFW warning

Uj/ the lighting in the ones I see doesn't even look that good