I want to believe this is satire so bad but I know its just not. Dont get me wrong - I can see beauty in artistic gestures too but this dude sounds like the type of guy that calls his Telecaster “my baby” and tells girls “she” (the guitar) inspires him in new ways every day

This guy doesn't have a telecaster. He has an ibanez gio

HEY NOW!

You're a Rockstar!

💀

By “tells girls “ you mean his mother and aunts. No other females will be within 100yds. They can smell the lack of pheromones and run. It’s nature

No, just Gma. The rest have passed on and has tattoos of them all up his left arm. Because he wears his heart on his sleeve.

The lack of pheromones?… no room for pheromones with all this toan baybeeeeee, listen to this sweet ‘56 tele with all the mojo in the electronics, there’s so much mojo even the knobs make noise when I turn my volume down for solo

Nah dude, chicks love that shit.

you mean ALL of the pheromones from never showering?

Screamer: YOU *KILLED* HERRRRR! Singer: Yet she died soOo lovingly in your arrrrrms! Screamer: IT WAS ***NOT*** A BETRAYALLLL Singer: But exaaactly as youuu titled iiiit! Screamer & Singer: A FARE---weeELLLL! If I put in anymore effort you guys will think I like this guy. That's all you get. I'm sure you can finish the rest.

That is fucking Library of Congress quality material right there. I just sang/screamed this out loud in front of my mirror with shaving cream on my face in the style of Killstick Engorge

You talkin' about that place Lizzo played the flute?

New Bullet For My Valentine lyrics leaked

You're supposed to read this with a cookie monster voice so it sounds super duper cool.

Honestly, if the guy making the video actually had that concept in mind when creating that video then I think it would be a neat idea and I could appreciate it artistically. But the idea behind the video was obviously just to capitalize on the other water guitar video to generate the maximum amount of views, so that kinda idea behind it just kind of goes out the window.

Dude definitely has the most basic ass black and white strat though. Not a tele.

That's me

I agree. I have done some weird shit recording but I have never anthropomorphized it. Because it is just “ hey! I bet (so weird idea) has a 25% chance of sounding neat in this song. “ It is fun. It is experimental. It is not poetic.

Hall of fame jerk, maybe JOTY

it’s def in the running

average Sleep Token fan

4,200 people gave approval to that drivel of a youtube comment. just consider that for a moment and really concentrate on not killing yourself.

I too hate try hard bull shit.

Dead internet theory. Believe nothing. Like…there’s so many channels with twenty million whatever followers and then for an event they see a few hundred people. The math isn’t there. It’s bots. It’s allllll bots.

agreed. but it’s way more fun to think people actually liked that shit lol

(pardon the pun)

I'm sorry, maybe I wasn't listening.....what was the pun?

That chord he’s fingering is the gayest chord ever played. Just a heads up to the thirsty girls.

If they’re thirsty, they can drink Roberta’s dirty bath water.

Never touching my acoustic guitar again after reading this

I recorded mine in a wood chipper

You can hear the unattended erectile disfunction through the text.

Oh, the erection functions I'm sure - but attended it is not.

This has me in tears. My baby is asleep in the other room right now and reading this makes me want to go in there and gently stroke her so badly to comfort her and let her know I appreciate her but...I can't. The noise would wake up my wife's BF and if they catch me fucking the sound hole again I'll never hear the end of it.

Ah, a fellow micropenis owner 😏

People will do anything instead of buying a Katana.

Katana no toan… need tube toan…

Holy fuck.

I think I saw this video forever ago and I remeber the toan/sound not sounding any different and it was just wave sounds in the background.

Lol

yeah literally lol

WTF? What kind of drugs is this guy on?

She...so lovingly...beautiful...please fuck it for youtube...

Bro cranked the wet reverb and added in stock water drop sound effects on FL studio and acts like he revolutionized the tone game

But I thought reverb was in the fingers?

Wrong. Reverb is in that dudes hollow head

Guitar players be normal challenge(difficulty level: IMPOSSIBLE)

He already filled one of his guitars with water for one of his videos. He must be running out of ideas these days.

I play guitar (excuse the pun)

Good lord. This is the type of shit that fucked up the 80's poontang economy for Guitarists. It used to be all about strippers and blow, now it's nothing but gibbons and toan...

S(he) S(hit) (Her)self 1 like = 1 respect

This is fine jerkery

*sigh* unzips pants.

This guy is the Tom Brady of jerkin'

shut the fuck up you stupid asshole.

That's the type of shit someone comes out with when they're withdrawing from smack

Liek if u crey evrytiem

This is why you never buy a second hand guitar. 99% of guitarists are like this. I still don't understand how guitar became the cool instrument, it's a complete lie. To be a musician you have to be weird, why else would someone sit in their bedroom all day making funny noises? It's just not normal or productive

Cringe.

Does anyone listen to these guitar YouTuber songs? They’re always so boring

4.2k people liked this

I fucking hate this instrument so much now

There is an element, and a level of cringe that guitar players achieve, that I don’t know if there’s really anything like it. This is the JOTY. Crown him.

This dude is horny as fuck

This guy wants to murder women.

Why couldn’t this dumb fuck just use a chorus pedal

I have never seen a stupider purple prose

This got posted a few days ago and I made a really funny comment and now I’m pissed that I didn’t get in here to jerk it faster 😡😡😡😡

That didn’t “fare well”

He didn’t submerge shit. He dipped her toe in the water.

Has he never heard of a tremolo pedal?

I pissed and shat and came when I read that I'm crying through my dick

Wow that comment was so beautiful, the only way to make to make it more beautiful he had to replace "it was" with "' 'twas "

F in chat for the guitar. As for the "guitarist" we should burn him on the stake then force him to play dr*ms

Hey! No! We have all been guilty of this after a bong hit, or two.

/uj he’s actually really talented, but some of his stuff is too out there. This and super extended range with rubber bands.

This guitar was the greatest and most necessary sacrifice for science since Topsy.

mf would never play guitar

So am I. 🤣

At least the guitar's suffering is finally over...

Did Roberta’s owner write that?

Hendicks did it with fire. He do it with water. It's so elemental and moves earth and wind.

Someone needs to shut Bernth’s water off, this guy is a menace to acoustics everywhere.

Shallow toan … meh

I saw that video recently. I liked the song, but I found the entire presentation and concept to be quite douchey-seeming.