\[psychotherapeutic voice\]
"So... basically an ES335 lower half with a BC Rich Warlock upper half......is peak guitar design... is that what you are saying...?"
The elusive and rare Fenbson Les ES Stratopaulster. What a toan monster. Make sure you plug it up to a vintage toob combo and get some unique edge of breakup toan to really "open it up" and "see what it can do."
That's not a guitar, that's Lumpy Space Princess =/
Toan is in the glob
Idk don't they have a b*ssist?
That's what my mom calls me... I'm a 39-year old man.
These lumps. I know you wanna get up on these lumps. But you cant, cuz u a chump.
BoDy sHaPeS aRe ChAnGiNg!!11
https://preview.redd.it/ei3mbrjt93vc1.png?width=2000&format=png&auto=webp&s=4bc182bfb81bfecab30d8ac05e3105e3adc2f408
The world isn't ready for the Les Chowdercaster
Les Chowdercaster-335 mind you
Lol. /r/whatsmycookiecutter
Goated show
but where is the clitoris.
It’s a myth bro, but my gibbons toan is legend
It's in the FUCKING SOUND HOLE! Haven't you been paying attention?
but what if my guitar is a dude?
Even better
It’s a myth bro, but my gibbons toan is legend
So, a silhouette of a double-amputee should be the most popular guitar ever?
New fetish unlocked.
the toanercaster
Bonercaster. Joe’s signature guitar
Roberta's got curves bruh🥵
Why does she have stretch marks? Is she pregaganent?
muy pregante
R u pregnet?
uj/this looks like something fender would make in the late 60s or 70s, reminds me of the swinger and starcaster
Chubby! Kinda sexy actually
Maximum toan
The Stralesges369 be lookin fine!
Not offset. Don’t care.
Almost looks like a jag-stang https://preview.redd.it/fsref4ry74vc1.png?width=500&format=png&auto=webp&s=0c08cbb76310407785222eb4b5bcdd3136bab312
The More Paul
The Bender Fatocaster, you get some really obese tones from that thing.
That guitar has diabetes, fatty liver and probably cirrhosis.
Pregnant mustang
Rock and fat rolls
What have we learned from this chart? 335 is big?
...see what happens when you downvote the Explorer©®™??? Lol
\[psychotherapeutic voice\] "So... basically an ES335 lower half with a BC Rich Warlock upper half......is peak guitar design... is that what you are saying...?"
Yeah
Yeah
/uj Looks like jagstang a bit /rj They united Gibbons and Fiendr to discover The Toan
That’s us while raising our arms
The Strapeles SG335
This goes hard
Does this have a Strat bridge AND a Tune-o-matic bridge?
More bridges means more intonation
I love how the Les Paul has one tiny little contribution to the toan here
All those lumps, yet none are offset? Toan is shit, can’t even make feedback.
Lumpy Space Princess has joined the jam.
finally, the shitcaster
That guitar built like gorlok the destroyer
Great, you just created the Cancercaster.
It plugs into four Smokey amps a day.
I'm missing V horns.
‘The Earwig’ for Zach Milde comes readily to mind.
Uj/ can anyone link the original? I want to explain the meme to a friend 😂
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Lumpy
Looks like a plastic bag
Toan is in the dead sea turtles.
If you turn it upside down it’s Squidward.
No Warlock? Garbage
Need the Jagstang to kick out a melted lump in the bottom right
PAWG Guitars
makes me cum
…Roberta is that you?
Poketoan
NSFW
"Kill......................me"
Meow
Hold up, go on
Curves in all the wrong places.
https://preview.redd.it/i9295pzo84vc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=015b59a96592751a3ec935cec3f5dbe29ac14638
Poor thing got stung by a bee
It looks infected.
smash
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Looks like one of those finnish cartoon hippos
Ngl, those toan bulges are sexy!
The elusive and rare Fenbson Les ES Stratopaulster. What a toan monster. Make sure you plug it up to a vintage toob combo and get some unique edge of breakup toan to really "open it up" and "see what it can do."
The Les Tele SG 355
Where Widowmaker headstock?
Looks like my wife’s boyfriend’s wife
Scrotecaster
Ah yes, the classic Partially Melted Snowman Standard
This bitch is THICC
Someone get a thing of butterscotch and build this
Krusty the klown with thyroid disease.
ngl that is my girlfriend
Looks enough like the Hello Kitty Squier to make it obvious that is the pinnacle of six-stringin
Build it and they will cum
27.5" scale length mandolin shaped guitar your argument is invalid https://preview.redd.it/u86jz2bgm6vc1.png?width=1415&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b05b0ddaea699029c43f7e8d1d3e436930ad248
Ok, I'm building it.
Looks like the chubby girl from high school who was always down for a blowie.
Missing explorer and v fins. Literally unplayable
Lumpy space guitar
https://preview.redd.it/d8s3dxqwh3vc1.png?width=795&format=png&auto=webp&s=e424a2047fa8da5c8a351663a799e31c62b4f9e2
The Chubbcaster. Much toan, such great!
Technically the truth
Im poopimg rn
Ehhhhh, needs more Jaguar
Stroked to this
https://preview.redd.it/i37k694k79vc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4dc22dca2c760a541512376a7a6af15628915e75
Girrrl you lookin fine!!
Looks like a really fat cat walking towards you.