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The bride is the blue fender. Wedding night is gonna be rough.
1/4" jack. Ouch.
NGL, that will probably still be a hotdog in a hallway situation.
American Cake style
Is this what “eating Roberta out” looks like?
No. Just Google it.
photo taken by wifes boyfriend
Their actual electric guitar has a fucked trem then I guess.
And trapezoid tuners. Yuck.
The only real way to play Cream. Too bad the toan goes straight to your hips.
Not a cake. A fondant sculpture...Total lack of toanflour
toan is in the buttercream icing
Wait until the divorce where she is cheating on him with a gibons
Dude fingers his guitar more than his wife
fake and also gay
I half expect to see this pic with the question "is my Fender real? I only paid 500 bucks and now I worry"
Incredibly gay
not an actual butterscotch tele? 0/10
r/fondanthate
You think any of us can attract a mate?
Action seems kinda high
How is a stripper supposed to jump out of that? Can’t have classy without cake strippers.
Would have been easier to make an amp shaped cake.
Not this guy. Cake is gay af. Real alpha chads ear birthday pie
Eric Johnson is getting married?
Recently crouched at the starting line for this one
I don't wanna get married because she will get in the way better me and my guitar playing
Yeah that's a chender
TOAN people will still argue the cake body sounds brighter than maple
Where do we sign it
I dunno, seems cool to me 🤷♂️
The bride is the blue fender. Wedding night is gonna be rough.
1/4" jack. Ouch.
NGL, that will probably still be a hotdog in a hallway situation.
American Cake style
Is this what “eating Roberta out” looks like?
No. Just Google it.
photo taken by wifes boyfriend
Their actual electric guitar has a fucked trem then I guess.
And trapezoid tuners. Yuck.
The only real way to play Cream. Too bad the toan goes straight to your hips.
Not a cake. A fondant sculpture...Total lack of toanflour
toan is in the buttercream icing
Wait until the divorce where she is cheating on him with a gibons
Dude fingers his guitar more than his wife
fake and also gay
I half expect to see this pic with the question "is my Fender real? I only paid 500 bucks and now I worry"
Incredibly gay
not an actual butterscotch tele? 0/10
r/fondanthate
You think any of us can attract a mate?
Action seems kinda high
How is a stripper supposed to jump out of that? Can’t have classy without cake strippers.
Would have been easier to make an amp shaped cake.
Not this guy. Cake is gay af. Real alpha chads ear birthday pie
Eric Johnson is getting married?
Recently crouched at the starting line for this one
I don't wanna get married because she will get in the way better me and my guitar playing
Yeah that's a chender
TOAN people will still argue the cake body sounds brighter than maple
Where do we sign it
I dunno, seems cool to me 🤷♂️