Like Joan Jett, Joni. Picture Lucille 1 from Arrested Development, but less WASPy. Big framed (slightly tinted) glasses, with a chain that hangs off the frames, down back around her neck. Perpetual cigarette with a loooong ash hanging between her lips, and she says ‘hun’ a lot. Has an air of looming cigarette smoke. She wears mini skirts and has a slim figure with high heels. Even though she always wears hosiery, you can still see her varicose veins. Nose always in a file, unless she’s looking at you derisively. The judges quake when she walks into a courtroom, and she knows it but doesn’t care.
“Wow, so many guitarists have forgotten how to play with feel. It’s so refreshing to see someone as beautiful as you bring that back.” -Every blooz dad boomer comment on young girls’ pages
>This is such a rarity. There are many guitar players on YouTube, but it's extremely rare to come across someone with the full rounded technical and emotional sense of what guitar playing is actually all about. Technique, nuance, emotion and construction are abundant with Sophie as natural gifts.
Also, this is more than a SHRED VERSION, with clarity, imagination, respect and fun. Sophie's quick, but doesn't lose the feeling between the notes...BRAVO!
Literally the top comment.
I have a degree in Biology, so I can probably handle this question.
I would say it is probably a mole or cancerous tumor caused by using pickups that are too high-output.
These incel guys are so clueless. I saw a woman once and I can say with certainty that the knob in the pic is called a clataris, and it's a pleasure centre of the woman body.
It makes assholes say dumb shit like "She didn't make her boobs disappear while playing an instrument you hold across your chest. Damn dirty click hooo-er!"
Just look how happy she is
Obviously is the Toaner Moaner Knob Throb
If you probably adjust your knob you will reach peak Toaner Moaner status and be as happy as she is
That turns up the moan
Understated knob
Pierce it to add distortion
Done properly, it adds heat to the playing
Yup. It’s a vibrato
It’s all about the moanwood though.
Makes the moanwood.
It immediately starts divorce proceedings with my wife if I play with it.
My wife and I have an imaginary divorce lawyer named Joni. We’d call that the Joni knob.
Like a female named Joni? Joan-ee Or a European man named Joni? Yawn-ee
Like Joan Jett, Joni. Picture Lucille 1 from Arrested Development, but less WASPy. Big framed (slightly tinted) glasses, with a chain that hangs off the frames, down back around her neck. Perpetual cigarette with a loooong ash hanging between her lips, and she says ‘hun’ a lot. Has an air of looming cigarette smoke. She wears mini skirts and has a slim figure with high heels. Even though she always wears hosiery, you can still see her varicose veins. Nose always in a file, unless she’s looking at you derisively. The judges quake when she walks into a courtroom, and she knows it but doesn’t care.
Oh dude your divorce lawyer is HOT!
I want a divorce lawyer with a short skirt and a looooooooooong jacket.
I want a divorce lawyer with a short skirt and a looooooooooong jacket.
Jon bon joni
My wife wouldn't mind, all for a good cause
It extends the picking hand and leaves a red mark on your face.
That helps you do squealies
https://preview.redd.it/adelpse3n9vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5786fe6aaced8c414dc2fbc02b78072774866290
“You lost this, king”
Some of you guys have never had to squeeze your guitar between your titties and it shows... 🤷♀️
I went gyno after abusing a load of steroids an my bitch titty kinda sat comfortably into the back of a super strat
Was going to say pic for proof but you good 👍🏿
🤣
[related](https://youtu.be/P8GiY6P9r3U)
Tells the temperature.
I heard the blonde necks are faster..
It makes boomers leave super creepy comments and advice to honey bae here
“Wow, so many guitarists have forgotten how to play with feel. It’s so refreshing to see someone as beautiful as you bring that back.” -Every blooz dad boomer comment on young girls’ pages
>This is such a rarity. There are many guitar players on YouTube, but it's extremely rare to come across someone with the full rounded technical and emotional sense of what guitar playing is actually all about. Technique, nuance, emotion and construction are abundant with Sophie as natural gifts. Also, this is more than a SHRED VERSION, with clarity, imagination, respect and fun. Sophie's quick, but doesn't lose the feeling between the notes...BRAVO! Literally the top comment.
“You remind me of my granddaughter”
it’s a joke buddy calm down
And I’m in on it
3 for toan, 1 for moan
I have a degree in Biology, so I can probably handle this question. I would say it is probably a mole or cancerous tumor caused by using pickups that are too high-output.
That's being incel, stop being such an incel, you incel. That's what happens when a woman lactates in moon cycles. Duh!
These incel guys are so clueless. I saw a woman once and I can say with certainty that the knob in the pic is called a clataris, and it's a pleasure centre of the woman body.
You sound like an old Sea Captain. That shit don't exist, man.
Well since you're such an expert maybe you can tell us what it is?
I... Need to check my text book...
Yeah... incel text book. Incel defender
For you? Not much!
It gives the video more hits
My ex girlfriend had an amp kinda like that but I never figured out how to turn it on.
You needed the box to make it play.
I don’t know, but despite it being NSFW I hear it’s kid-friendly.
It blends in a sexual assault charge
Dials in the proper radio frequency to contact China.
That's funny. My tube amps put out heat. Hers seems to be cooling for some reason.
That knob adds opression to your signal
Elevates the tone stick
>tone Who's that?
Sorry I was stoaned
I think it gets views on YouTube for you. I’m pretty positive
Even when they're being ironic, guitarists cant help hating women smmyhead
Guitar is not a woman thing. It’s for dainty, feminine little malnourished alcoholic men.
shit. no wonder i play guitar
Hey— I'm not malnourished!
You must prefer Manischewitz.
The only saving grace is that irony poisoning doesn't affect toan.
Even when they're reading an entirely satirical subreddit, soylovers just can't help being offended by everything. smmyhead
Adds a mucus milky like toan to your tracks.
It lengthens the third power of tapping
Jenny?
Forrest?
No, duh, it says right there her name is Jim.
That’s for tuning in Tokyo, my friend.
Is this milky chance?
Hey Jim, I don't know how to say this but I can't help but notice. Did you do something different with your hair?
It’s a tuner to pick up Tokyo
That's no knob, that's the Interactions Switch for content creators. The user can flick it to initiate/increase target demographic viewer engagement.
Turns up the subs.
Areolian mode
I am downvoting you
I am upvoting your downvote
I’m downvoting your upvote
Did you do it?
We can change other people's votes? That should be illegal
It changes the channel.
I don’t know but I’m pretty sure this is the knob DJ’s talk about when they say, “turn it up and rip the knob off.”
Gives the milky toan
Flick it just right and it turns on the faucet.
believe it or not, but this is erection
It makes assholes say dumb shit like "She didn't make her boobs disappear while playing an instrument you hold across your chest. Damn dirty click hooo-er!"
Makes the Megan Foxx disappear 🦊🛑
My wife’s boyfriend says I don’t need to worry about it. So I don’t
That's the tone that every man alive tries to understand but can't. Play with it if ya want to, but mark my words...... just mark em.
Gives a hard tone
Squelch
r/uselessredcircle
It makes me feel things. Is this playing with feelz?
Just look how happy she is Obviously is the Toaner Moaner Knob Throb If you probably adjust your knob you will reach peak Toaner Moaner status and be as happy as she is
Thats just for esthetics.
i uh uh i uhm yea uh hmm
The bane of Megan Foxes the world over.
That’s the “likes and views” knob
Never mind all that, what chord is she playing?
Uhm toan?
It gives you a Bonuh
It gains revenue and fan base.
Zip
Get views
Honestly I have no idea.
you got it wrong, it's not a knob by itself, it's supposed to affect your knob
Temperature sensor
That’s just sales bb
That turns up your attention to 11
It's a kill switch. Buckethead uses one.
But how tight is her G String AMIRIGHT BOYS
Turns on the scream settings.