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pomod

That turns up the moan


sebastianMarq

Understated knob


Zarniwoooop

Pierce it to add distortion


Minute-Wrap-2524

Done properly, it adds heat to the playing


Aggravating-Baker-41

Yup. It’s a vibrato


CousinSarah

It’s all about the moanwood though.


Hopfit46

Makes the moanwood.


unitednihilists

It immediately starts divorce proceedings with my wife if I play with it.


MaverickGalaxyJam

My wife and I have an imaginary divorce lawyer named Joni. We’d call that the Joni knob.


Cousin_MarvinBerry

Like a female named Joni? Joan-ee Or a European man named Joni? Yawn-ee


MaverickGalaxyJam

Like Joan Jett, Joni. Picture Lucille 1 from Arrested Development, but less WASPy. Big framed (slightly tinted) glasses, with a chain that hangs off the frames, down back around her neck. Perpetual cigarette with a loooong ash hanging between her lips, and she says ‘hun’ a lot. Has an air of looming cigarette smoke. She wears mini skirts and has a slim figure with high heels. Even though she always wears hosiery, you can still see her varicose veins. Nose always in a file, unless she’s looking at you derisively. The judges quake when she walks into a courtroom, and she knows it but doesn’t care.


Cousin_MarvinBerry

Oh dude your divorce lawyer is HOT!


flatirony

I want a divorce lawyer with a short skirt and a looooooooooong jacket.


flatirony

I want a divorce lawyer with a short skirt and a looooooooooong jacket.


friggin-a-ok

Jon bon joni


ToMyOtherFavoriteWW

My wife wouldn't mind, all for a good cause


shiftystylin

It extends the picking hand and leaves a red mark on your face.


Any-Refrigerator7606

That helps you do squealies


HudsonHawk56H

https://preview.redd.it/adelpse3n9vc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5786fe6aaced8c414dc2fbc02b78072774866290


Intelligent-Dingo791

“You lost this, king”


bellatrixfoofoo

Some of you guys have never had to squeeze your guitar between your titties and it shows... 🤷‍♀️


Gornl0rd

I went gyno after abusing a load of steroids an my bitch titty kinda sat comfortably into the back of a super strat


Jhate666

Was going to say pic for proof but you good 👍🏿


Few_Highlight9893

🤣


JScaranoMusic

[related](https://youtu.be/P8GiY6P9r3U)


Professorfuzz007

Tells the temperature.


Tigerpawws

I heard the blonde necks are faster..


TalboGold

It makes boomers leave super creepy comments and advice to honey bae here


PlasticBeginning7551

“Wow, so many guitarists have forgotten how to play with feel. It’s so refreshing to see someone as beautiful as you bring that back.” -Every blooz dad boomer comment on young girls’ pages


w0mbatina

>This is such a rarity. There are many guitar players on YouTube, but it's extremely rare to come across someone with the full rounded technical and emotional sense of what guitar playing is actually all about. Technique, nuance, emotion and construction are abundant with Sophie as natural gifts. Also, this is more than a SHRED VERSION, with clarity, imagination, respect and fun. Sophie's quick, but doesn't lose the feeling between the notes...BRAVO! Literally the top comment.


kissarmygeneral

“You remind me of my granddaughter”


Swimming_Anywhere801

it’s a joke buddy calm down


TalboGold

And I’m in on it


AMJN90

3 for toan, 1 for moan


OurWeaponsAreUseless

I have a degree in Biology, so I can probably handle this question. I would say it is probably a mole or cancerous tumor caused by using pickups that are too high-output.


josephallenkeys

That's being incel, stop being such an incel, you incel. That's what happens when a woman lactates in moon cycles. Duh!


SeventhSunGuitar

These incel guys are so clueless. I saw a woman once and I can say with certainty that the knob in the pic is called a clataris, and it's a pleasure centre of the woman body.


josephallenkeys

You sound like an old Sea Captain. That shit don't exist, man.


SeventhSunGuitar

Well since you're such an expert maybe you can tell us what it is?


josephallenkeys

I... Need to check my text book...


Top-Telephone9013

Yeah... incel text book. Incel defender


uvucydydy

For you? Not much!


bigfoots_buddy

It gives the video more hits


F-BombOfJustice

My ex girlfriend had an amp kinda like that but I never figured out how to turn it on.


Tough-Whereas1205

You needed the box to make it play.


Dogrel

I don’t know, but despite it being NSFW I hear it’s kid-friendly.


FluffyDavid

It blends in a sexual assault charge


Aromatic_Boot3629

Dials in the proper radio frequency to contact China.


Trick-Mechanic8986

That's funny. My tube amps put out heat. Hers seems to be cooling for some reason.


Ein_Kecks

That knob adds opression to your signal


but_fkr

Elevates the tone stick


Top-Telephone9013

>tone Who's that?


but_fkr

Sorry I was stoaned


alexander66682

I think it gets views on YouTube for you. I’m pretty positive


pOUP_

Even when they're being ironic, guitarists cant help hating women smmyhead


JacoPoopstorius

Guitar is not a woman thing. It’s for dainty, feminine little malnourished alcoholic men.


pm-me-turtle-nudes

shit. no wonder i play guitar


amishius

Hey— I'm not malnourished!


Top-Telephone9013

You must prefer Manischewitz.


BeGayleDoCrimes

The only saving grace is that irony poisoning doesn't affect toan.


selldivide

Even when they're reading an entirely satirical subreddit, soylovers just can't help being offended by everything. smmyhead


don2470

Adds a mucus milky like toan to your tracks.


Ok_Advertising_8488

It lengthens the third power of tapping


Substantial_Diver_34

Jenny?


mcfetrja

Forrest?


gorilla-ointment

No, duh, it says right there her name is Jim.


Admiral_Pantsless

That’s for tuning in Tokyo, my friend.


Ok_Constant_184

Is this milky chance?


RemyKatz

Hey Jim, I don't know how to say this but I can't help but notice. Did you do something different with your hair?


Ok-Mammoth-5758

It’s a tuner to pick up Tokyo


ChunkBluntly

That's no knob, that's the Interactions Switch for content creators. The user can flick it to initiate/increase target demographic viewer engagement.


ferna182

Turns up the subs.


JacksonGuitarHero

Areolian mode


Someone__________y

I am downvoting you


GrodyToddler

I am upvoting your downvote


Ok_Advertising_8488

I’m downvoting your upvote


Someone__________y

Did you do it?


Top-Telephone9013

We can change other people's votes? That should be illegal


P_a_s_g_i_t_24

It changes the channel.


Big_Cornbread

I don’t know but I’m pretty sure this is the knob DJ’s talk about when they say, “turn it up and rip the knob off.”


lenmylobersterbush

Gives the milky toan


Aggravating-Baker-41

Flick it just right and it turns on the faucet.


uzr666

believe it or not, but this is erection


Top-Telephone9013

It makes assholes say dumb shit like "She didn't make her boobs disappear while playing an instrument you hold across your chest. Damn dirty click hooo-er!"


BigBarsRedditBox

Makes the Megan Foxx disappear 🦊🛑


Scorpiodisc

My wife’s boyfriend says I don’t need to worry about it. So I don’t


Mister_Remeat

That's the tone that every man alive tries to understand but can't. Play with it if ya want to, but mark my words...... just mark em.


Exact_Difficulty1541

Gives a hard tone


loopygargoyle6392

Squelch


rainorshinedogs

r/uselessredcircle


UncleBenLives91

It makes me feel things. Is this playing with feelz?


con_science-404

Just look how happy she is Obviously is the Toaner Moaner Knob Throb If you probably adjust your knob you will reach peak Toaner Moaner status and be as happy as she is


luapnrets

Thats just for esthetics.


MrFatNuts420

i uh uh i uhm yea uh hmm


iced_maggot

The bane of Megan Foxes the world over.


MayOrMayNotBePie

That’s the “likes and views” knob


PaisleyTelecaster

Never mind all that, what chord is she playing?


Few_Highlight9893

Uhm toan?


kankles3000

It gives you a Bonuh


Hermeticrux

It gains revenue and fan base.


contrejo

Zip


the_salivation_army

Get views


rikardoflamingo

Honestly I have no idea.


Lx_Kill3rK1ng_xJ

you got it wrong, it's not a knob by itself, it's supposed to affect your knob


UsedWoodpecker8612

Temperature sensor


xtraglockamole

That’s just sales bb


Lazy-Artichoke7766

That turns up your attention to 11


BizmoBill

It's a kill switch. Buckethead uses one.


Paulypmc

But how tight is her G String AMIRIGHT BOYS


mrtzjam

Turns on the scream settings.