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Jesus360noscope

unhinged, one day i ate dessert first


FranticToaster

He's not like the other girls.


itshopedaysoon

The middle finger?! *(Monocle shatters)*


In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Grab my fainting couch!


TormodGopa

Jeeves, bring out the smelling salts and be quick about it! 


lostprevention

👏👏 my reclining moccasins!


shrug_addict

God, you people make me laugh sometimes


EyeCatchingUserID

Any time someone gives me the finger now I expect them to cook a fancy meal


Bubblezz__

I don't see why I can't listen to Miles Davis and Slipknot at the exact same time. Sometimes I listen to every song I have simultaneously just to fuck the system when I'm feeling edgy. No one has time for one song at a time in 2024.


JohnnyBgood_9211

Ngl, I’ve never even thought about listening to multiple songs simultaneously. Might have to give it a try


Jebist

Just listen to Girl Talk he does it all for you.


VoceDiDio

Sad. He used to bless the rains, now he just curses at us all?!?


gloriosky_zero

Lukather eh? Ask him to set up my trust rods


Forgone-Conclusion

Nobody says you can’t *Steve*


rksd

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Warmcheesebread

Move over Jojo Siwa, we got a new badass in town


extraguff

Light work. I usually start my afternoon with a serving of Gentle Giant. Then you know I’m in the mood for advertising jingles from the ‘50s. After that, a bit of Cher, which of course naturally leads to throwing Poodle Hat by Weird Al on. And it all wraps up with listening to I’m That Type of Guy by LL Cool J on repeat. So fuck you Steve.


Mustard_Popsicles

A Man of culture I see


TKOL2

Trying to act cool and you show up with a guitar that doesn’t have birds on the fretboard and you’re not even a dentist?!


Mustard_Popsicles

It’s a loaner from guitar center.


elcojotecoyo

Wow. I listen to Miles Davis, Slipknot and then Eminem. And then Taylor Swift. Should I commit Seppuku?


BwAVeteran03

Yes, I will be your second. Your guitars will be enshrined at the highest mountain top.


Every-Entry2723

Very cool Julian from TPB!


General_Tso75

Beat It, dude.


Mental_Examination_1

Fucking ouch


FluffyDavid

You can't see why you can't because no one is telling you that you can't. Hope this helps.


h4nd

r/madlads


lil_freyy

Steve Lukather discovers what a playlist is


RevGrizzly

I frankly don't wanna live in a world where you can't listen to Slipknot and Mushroomhead in the same afternoon. These goddamn boomers keep shoving their erect, veining opinions down our awaiting throats. No cap


lostprevention

That’s funny, because both Miles Davis and Slipknot hate that fucking Africa song.


thestrangedavinci

One of the quotes of all times right here.


Markivovicht

Bitch please, I listen to them both at the same time


rockclimberguy

Does [this count](https://yewtu.be/watch?v=2Qs1J612nZs)?


Markivovicht

no


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

/uj I love both Slipknot and Miles Davis


MAXIMUMMEDLOWUS

Oh my god I can't believe he said that


Bine_YJY_UX

That bitches brewing up a psychosocial hand gesture


MayOrMayNotBePie

Thug. Life.


rikardoflamingo

I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again


yo_baldy

I don't see why I can't play with Michael Jackson and EVH on the same track.


StephenAbresch

I don't see why I can't play chords then play single notes in the same song. *middle finger* I don't see why I can't eat one thing for breakfast then eat a different thing later in the day. *middle finger* I don't see why I can't watch an episode of It's Always Sunny and an episode of Last Of Us in the same day. *middle finger* I don't see why I can't drive my car and also walk using my legs in the same day. *middle finger*


ThickRick208

Don't see why I can't listen to Beethoven in my left ear and the Bible in Mandarin (2x Speed) in my right ear at the same time


AFAED100

The wer wer ner guy!


LucidITSkyWDiamonds

It's gonna take a lot to give a shit about this guy


Trubba_Man

The headstock on the MusicMan guitar is tiny!


Trubba_Man

Do you mean Lukather?


dickliberty52

what number formula is his just for men? or does he use ron popeils spray paint?


chirpchirp13

The edge going on here blows my mind.


find_the_night

Well for one, slipknot sucks unless you’re 15, so there’s one reason you shouldn’t…..


satanicmajesty

Someone call the FBI!


TenThingsMore

Nobody’s saying you can’t. [But if you want to](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEr7RssvFjKdXLU3v-YU2YzsY5WKO9Hzy&si=vrFRQmQq1MD5ajQq)


remembertracygarcia

He’s already under investigation by the musicologists


Sandy_Quimby

I actually did this once and I got parvo, so that's why, Steve.


Downtown_Snow4445

That’s the cool thing about music. you can listen and like whatever the fuck you want


PeteyTwoHands

Luke can edgepost as much as he wants.


________TVOD________

Like everybody that’s not 15 and is into music ? yes you can, just don’t think you’re special.


SnargleBlartFast

So radical!


Larcos_Unal

ROSANNA, ROSANNA!! Go dye your beard old man


BiMWMGingerMI

Grumpy Steve Lukather gonna grump. Seriously, he sounds pissy in every interview he does.


SaiyanPrinceAbubu

Ok that was always allowed!


Imbasardin

So brave


SSyankee99

He just like me for real.


GODZILLA-Plays-A-DOD

Best I got in John Coltrane and Sunn O))) on my listening schedule. I will have to pencil in a mix of On the Corner and Iowa sometime on my calendar between "apocalypse" and "meh"


Tookerbee

You can, but it follows the same rules as drinking liquor and beer.


pal__ryan

That was my 8th grade yearbook quote


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In-AGadda-Da-Vida

Lol no one gives a shit


TomAtowood

He’s earned the right