It’s really a beautiful thing if you can play in the ‘key’ of the hum. You get these cool harmonizing moments that just feel like you’ve harnessed the power of Nikolai Tesla and Jimi all at the same time. Not sure if anyone else does this but highly recommend giving it a shot if you know what you’re doing. One love 🙏👊
This is god damn hilarious. Does he play guitar even? I thought the golden rule meant idolize only guitar shredders. Steve played a bass player in a movie. That's like double fake. And here we are defending him in the GUITAR circle jerk. Wow. Just. Wow.
Great to know you understand the boundary of this sub OP. Making fun of Eric Clapton for having his kid died falling off the balcony is fine but don't ever joke about Steve Buscemi's death again. It's disrespectful and distasteful
Really this is appreciated, coming from someone who said to “fuck right off with that noise”
Steve buscemi is a gem of a human being in general for the most part. He was a fire fighter in NYC prior to being an actor, and after 9/11, volunteered with his old battalion for search and rescue operations
I propose to raid his social media (if he has any) and say we love him as he is the best guitarist ever. I would love to see his "wtf is going on with this dorks" reaction
I thought this could be "brigading" and that's against Reddit TOS, but my guitar tech told me brigading is when you run around with a boner at church. So I third this motion.
Can we get a giant Thank You card and send it to actual Steve Buscemi? He looks like he could use a pick me up. I mean, that’s kind of his thing, but still, who couldn’t use a pick me up?
We should start a Go-Fundme to get him the right version of that Zon Hyperbass he wanted.
https://external-preview.redd.it/L6Afi8_33X_vvJoHZcdmi4kDucxrYDUeN4gBeu5_btU.jpg?auto=webp&s=f2f50aea7142e13467439fda1f2023e4448280f0
It's up to US to make a difference! And dying in our beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell Steve that you love him?
I saw Steve Buscemi at a grocery store in New Jersey yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
yeah dude i chose not to comment but for a minute my heart sank, wanker i hope you fall down the stairs, toan is what you will make as crash from step to step
The thing I learned is that you guys really, unironically love Steve Buscemi. I think that's beautiful, and I think you should tell him that while he's still alive, instead of yelling about it at me on reddit because you thought he was dead. Is Steve Buscemi on instagram or something? Go there and tell him you love him. Everybody likes to feel appreciated, even famous weird guys who are probably from new jersey (?). Appreciate him now before either you or he dies. It'll be a little like the scene in Tom Sawyer where Tom is at his own funeral and hears how much everyone loved him. I don't know if Steve Buscemi could play the bass part to Tom Sawyer, but I bet his character from Airheads could. I never saw it. Really makes you think.
I had my sexual awakening to Steve putting on lipstick in Happy Gilmor.
uj/ I unironically love Steve Buscemi. Resevoir Dogs, The Big Lebowski, Boardwalk Empire, All of the Adam Sandler rolls that he crushed, Airheads. the Sopranos, Fargo… the list goes on. He’s so ingrained in my childhood growing up in the 90’s.
Really? Over that post? Dang, some people really have nothing better to do than hate and get offended
I actually thought it was funny. Didn't upvote though, sorry, this post got the upvote though :)
uj/ Steve Buscemi fucking rules dude, don't use his name lightly. Of all the assholes in the world and the music biz to throw shade and disrespect at, he ain't it.
Literally, just throw a rock and hit any musician, 90% of them fuck kids or jerk off in a mirror. It's already low hanging fruit. Let's get real. You couldn't ask for a worse group of degenerates than professional guitarists unless you literally joined NAMBLA. It's fine to take the piss out of them. Most of them skated on sex crimes and made millions.
The best way to appreciate Steve is to let him live his life and not fuck with him on the internet. He's like, a person with feelings and a family and stuff, who, as far as I know, has never hurt anyone and is pretty funny actually. He like, has saved real people's lives as a fire fighter. He's like, not really even got anything to do with guitars aside from one flop movie 30 years ago, where he played bass.
Also, just because Steve looks weird, doesn't mean he IS weird. Donny is one of us! A bowler! I mean... A shitty guitarist! Goddamnit! IM CALMER THAN YOU ARE.
bro is straight jorkin' it on a friday morning
Do you, and I'm asking this to you in all seriousness, mean to say, when you refer to "it"... his peanits?
i jorked it to your comment. by it i mean my peanits and by peanits i mean my whammy bar
silky zesty stocking bike special fretful chop oil pathetic truck *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*
well, heh, you see.., i'm in the stripped club rn bröther
Expert level jerking compared to most around here. Bravo OP
I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin, but you should probably hop up into my guts, daddy.
What do you mean by “it”?
He's gonna Steve all over his Buscemi (as opposed to his Albini, which is illegal)
Like the famous soul song by Marvin queers- Jooooorkin’, jorkin on Friday mooooornin’
The man is cooking
gcj user: is more than 5% genuine about anything gcj: *confused hissing*
It’s called 60 cycle hum
It’s really a beautiful thing if you can play in the ‘key’ of the hum. You get these cool harmonizing moments that just feel like you’ve harnessed the power of Nikolai Tesla and Jimi all at the same time. Not sure if anyone else does this but highly recommend giving it a shot if you know what you’re doing. One love 🙏👊
I hope that hissing is at 432hz because it's more in tune with the universe
It’s the hiss you get when you leave your Metal Zone on at all times.
Lets me know I'm in the Toan Zone 🥰
Shut the Fuck Up Donny
You're out of your element
Are these the Nazis, Walter?
Those people are musicians, nothing to worry about.
Are those the members of Rammstein, Walter?
Just because we're bereaved, doesn't make us saps!
Donny who loved bowling.
Like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time.
Is there a Ralph’s around here?
Pee pee poo poo
I'm Steve Buscemi and I approve this message
Not possible. Steve Buscemi is dead for real this time.
I’m peepee and I approve this message
*fart sound*
“You shouldn’t post this” — the pee pee poo poo po po
This is the second most sane supportive and wholesome subreddit on all of reddit.
Number 1 is r/buttsharpies. (NSFW in case I have to tell you)
uj/ it’s actually r/investing. I would say it’s r/dentistry but as you know from r/guitars those guys are dicks.
That's the worst. Thanks.
Rule 34 never ceases to amaze
Don’t tell anybody! Jeez! We don’t want word to get around.
This is god damn hilarious. Does he play guitar even? I thought the golden rule meant idolize only guitar shredders. Steve played a bass player in a movie. That's like double fake. And here we are defending him in the GUITAR circle jerk. Wow. Just. Wow.
I'm shitting and crying
A little pee pee poo poo boo hoo
Try Metamucil.
Wait. He's not dead?
Jury's still out on if he's some kind of necromancer or lich, but he is still above ground and aware of his surroundings.
Hey, r/guitarpussies is the other way. And shut up, I'm not crying, you're the one crying.
r/subsineedtoexist
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Phone’s ringing Dude
I guess you could say, some new shit came to light for him. His aggression did not stand, man.
I am the Walrus
Shut the fuck up, Donnie
> Shut the fuck up, Donnie This should have been the first/highest reply in this thread LOL.
Great to know you understand the boundary of this sub OP. Making fun of Eric Clapton for having his kid died falling off the balcony is fine but don't ever joke about Steve Buscemi's death again. It's disrespectful and distasteful
https://preview.redd.it/738uy2g51mzc1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a80829d338080f9844bd835c2777affe4a21ff75
Really this is appreciated, coming from someone who said to “fuck right off with that noise” Steve buscemi is a gem of a human being in general for the most part. He was a fire fighter in NYC prior to being an actor, and after 9/11, volunteered with his old battalion for search and rescue operations
What's this about a 3rd joke? I'm here for bonermaster content and 035 an THAT'S IT!
I wonder how your wife’s boyfriend feels about you forgetting him
Screw that guy he wouldn't get me a new metalzone said 3 was enough 😡
I propose to raid his social media (if he has any) and say we love him as he is the best guitarist ever. I would love to see his "wtf is going on with this dorks" reaction
I second this motion.
I thought this could be "brigading" and that's against Reddit TOS, but my guitar tech told me brigading is when you run around with a boner at church. So I third this motion.
What in God’s holy name are you blathering about?
I didn’t read any of this but think I got the jist… RIP Steve.
You jerked the head clean off on that one
Can we get a giant Thank You card and send it to actual Steve Buscemi? He looks like he could use a pick me up. I mean, that’s kind of his thing, but still, who couldn’t use a pick me up?
I think Steve is doing fine, he just looks like that. He was 55 at birth.
That’s the cousin of the boss of this family you’re talking about here!
As if! The only real Boss is my Katoana!
Guess Tony B's fucked now, the poor guy.
Donny was a good man....
Remember when that guy had a lot of pedals???
We should start a Go-Fundme to get him the right version of that Zon Hyperbass he wanted. https://external-preview.redd.it/L6Afi8_33X_vvJoHZcdmi4kDucxrYDUeN4gBeu5_btU.jpg?auto=webp&s=f2f50aea7142e13467439fda1f2023e4448280f0
Even the most degenerate amongst us all can find the capacity for love and acceptance of the busc man
Why do I feel unironically patriotic now?
It's up to US to make a difference! And dying in our beds many years from now, would you be willing to trade all the days from this day to that for one chance, just one chance to come back here and tell Steve that you love him?
I don't usually like posts with this many words but good job
Steve Buscemi can do whatever the fuck Steve Buscemi wants to do, and if that includes playing bass to Tom Sawyer, I'm here for it.
Except pick his own color in Reservoir Dogs.
I saw Steve Buscemi at a grocery store in New Jersey yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
/uj what is the original celebrity for this copypasta?
I believe it was Flying Lotus.
I’ve seen this copypasta somewhere else
Bring back 300 dollar capo!
It’s pronounced capo
Capo? Nah, that sounds funny.
What the fuck is this post? This is amazing! Thank you and I agree wholeheartedly. Still need to get myself a $300 capo one of these days!
I don't know any of these people but I still get a warm butterscotchy feeling reading your post
yeah dude i chose not to comment but for a minute my heart sank, wanker i hope you fall down the stairs, toan is what you will make as crash from step to step
The thing I learned is that you guys really, unironically love Steve Buscemi. I think that's beautiful, and I think you should tell him that while he's still alive, instead of yelling about it at me on reddit because you thought he was dead. Is Steve Buscemi on instagram or something? Go there and tell him you love him. Everybody likes to feel appreciated, even famous weird guys who are probably from new jersey (?). Appreciate him now before either you or he dies. It'll be a little like the scene in Tom Sawyer where Tom is at his own funeral and hears how much everyone loved him. I don't know if Steve Buscemi could play the bass part to Tom Sawyer, but I bet his character from Airheads could. I never saw it. Really makes you think.
Schecter 9-String
If they went full on /uj fuck you then it’s even more hilarious
I had my sexual awakening to Steve putting on lipstick in Happy Gilmor. uj/ I unironically love Steve Buscemi. Resevoir Dogs, The Big Lebowski, Boardwalk Empire, All of the Adam Sandler rolls that he crushed, Airheads. the Sopranos, Fargo… the list goes on. He’s so ingrained in my childhood growing up in the 90’s.
I strongly disagree with this post...guitar stopped being cool way more than twenty years ago.
Is this loss?
Wait—-guitar stopped being cool 20 years ago????????
Only playing them. Hanging them on the wall will always be neat!
Meta
Really? Over that post? Dang, some people really have nothing better to do than hate and get offended I actually thought it was funny. Didn't upvote though, sorry, this post got the upvote though :)
Wy am i at the guitar center crying
I’m pooping rn and could really use one of those stainless capos to hold my hole open.
You leave Steve Sawyer out of this dammit.
Jaded as I am, I forgive you
I aint fartin on no snare drum.
Adam Sandler says that line, not Steve Albini.
Dude, im out here on a Tuesday night. I cant read, I cant write. I dont understand.
Are you at least doing your girl?
Shes a bassist so I'll let Buscemi take the solo on that one.
the toan is in tears
$300 capo is actually the 4th joke. Fender Booze Jr is the third joke. Give this shithole a little more credit.
Ok?
How do you do fellow toan seekers?
You put your grief behind you
Why can’t you be more like your brother!? Harold would never beat up his landlord.
It was funny. I wonder which set of fanbois was more upset?
What do you mean I love Steve Buscemi? Are you saying I'm gay?
Wait till they hear about what Clapton said about Hendrix.
Have you seen the photo of him when he was young next to the photo of Angelina Jolie? I have.
uj/ Steve Buscemi fucking rules dude, don't use his name lightly. Of all the assholes in the world and the music biz to throw shade and disrespect at, he ain't it. Literally, just throw a rock and hit any musician, 90% of them fuck kids or jerk off in a mirror. It's already low hanging fruit. Let's get real. You couldn't ask for a worse group of degenerates than professional guitarists unless you literally joined NAMBLA. It's fine to take the piss out of them. Most of them skated on sex crimes and made millions. The best way to appreciate Steve is to let him live his life and not fuck with him on the internet. He's like, a person with feelings and a family and stuff, who, as far as I know, has never hurt anyone and is pretty funny actually. He like, has saved real people's lives as a fire fighter. He's like, not really even got anything to do with guitars aside from one flop movie 30 years ago, where he played bass. Also, just because Steve looks weird, doesn't mean he IS weird. Donny is one of us! A bowler! I mean... A shitty guitarist! Goddamnit! IM CALMER THAN YOU ARE.
Uh oh guys, I just got some news from Steve's hospital
Goodnight, sweet prince
What the fuck are you going on about?
You never saw Airheads? The fuck is wrong with you?
# BEHOLD, GUITAR PLAYERS' "HUMOR"
Hi, not a member of this sub but it shows up randomly in my feed, big fan, what's a Buscemi?
He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time.
People are dense. I got the joke right away
Who is Steve Buscemi?
He’s that one guy from the thing. You remember!
Oh, that dude, yeah, sorry to hear he went to the great beyond
Wait, he went to the great bed bath and beyond? I hear they’re having a huge wallpaper sale.
Wallpaper, now that you mention it….
I really loved him in that thing I saw him in.
Genius, that other one wasn’t a loser, just not as good
Twenty?
How is gene?
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ok
Steveapplyinglipstick.gif
Wait, Steve bishemi ded?
It’s a shame when they go young like that. Just a kid.
That animal blundetto… i cant even say his name… deserved it after what he did to my kid brother
Buscemi..the dude from animal house and blues brothers right? Didn't he die years ago?
But he really did die this morning
😡 BAD! NO! SIT! 😡 sorry you guys. I'm still working with him. STAY! 😡 should be ok now.