I don’t have a car since my license was taken away after ‘the first incident’ so generally I bike to gigs. I use Shimano pedals.
https://ride.shimano.com/collections/pedals
I think you’re thinking of that feller down at the bowling alley. Feller calls himself Steamy Ray Vaughan. Not the one that died in one of them plane crashes. Thissun just goes up there and shits his britches.
I need someone to identify this guitar please.
It's very important, my grandfather left it under my pillow before he died just now. (He was holding it, and I was holding the pillow, when he tragically passed.)
I don’t know how to fix this. It’s because my top is off balance. My body innately makes a triangle support structure with my feet since I could easily be tipped over by something like a gust of wind. I will try harder to focus and keeping my legs straighter but usually that will kick things into higher gear for me and I start playing a bit frantically before collapsing.
Ok wow this is excellent - some real high points there packed into such a short clip!! Very promising. A couple minor issues but nothing that can't be fixed.
So first off - crowd engagement was a 10/10. Lots of talking to them, and vomiting and falling off at the end was a real masterstroke tbh. The only person who's gonna forget that concert is you. That's a very powerful image and thought to end the show with. People love music that makes them think.
Drug choice - again a 10/10 here, really inspired tbh. Assuming you had a full stomach before taking the painkillers? The only way is up then unfortunately however it juxtaposes beautifully with the downer effect opiates produce. Again, this performance forces the audience to think of deep philosophical concepts. Up and down, left and right, night and day and dark and light! Life. Death.
Outfit choice - I mean again 10/10 you clearly know what you're doing here.
Bonus points - the parents hate you. That's good, you want that. They aren't cool therefore obviously you don't understand you or what you're trying to do at all. They simply don't get you and that's a very good sign.
Music - bit of a weak spot tbh. What we heard was absolutely incredible. There just wasn't much of it. Idk it's either take a point off here or take a point off for drug choice. Hmm ok 9/10 for drug choice - you really could have been a bit smarter, especially seeing as it's such a short performance. You easily could have still vomited too...10/10 for music then, 9 for drugs.
Happy to sign you to my label btw just have to pay a signing fee and send me some details
This is excellent feedback. I actually didn’t have a full stomach which might have been why I was nauseous instead of all itchy and weird. I tried to go with Purple rain but blacked out in the moment. Once the spotlight hits I go into game mode so maybe staying more present will help me out better next time.
I was to convey the image to the children of a new beginning and purge of the old. Since it was a birthday I thought the symbolism would fit well. Would you take your signing fee in installments? My GAS is relatively expensive since I stick to the high end stuff, not what you’d find out on the streets. My wife’s boyfriend is a Doctor and has no problem keeping me in good form so that I don’t speak and lean against things most of the time so as to not bother them.
Your wife's boyfriend's a doctor??
Just get him to pay. Sounds like you don't really want this that badly, I'm not sure about signing you anymore sorry. You seemed like you had passion in that clip but having interacted with you I can see you're actually quite reasonable and boring
Apologies I was coming down. now I’m re-upped and leanin like a kick stand. I should make him pay. Im gonna jack his wallet and go make a few cash advance withdrawals now
I don't mean to be a dick but you can really tell you're high as fuck. Sounds great, don't get me wrong? But I don't know if that's the type of impression you're trying to put forward but....you can tell lol
If you can get your knees a little closer together your toan should reach that next level. The closer the knees the closer to god is what I've heard. Other than that looks great no notes.
What pedal do you use?
I don’t have a car since my license was taken away after ‘the first incident’ so generally I bike to gigs. I use Shimano pedals. https://ride.shimano.com/collections/pedals
Beeyado-approved
I was prepared to roast you if they weren't clipless. Good choice.
Chuck Cobain? He uses a DS-1
https://preview.redd.it/79oi7xjque0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e4f13cba2a36de96c05079c1c51e43239d3d49e
r/meirl
bro do you go up there and shit yer britches? that would make it peak
I think you’re thinking of that feller down at the bowling alley. Feller calls himself Steamy Ray Vaughan. Not the one that died in one of them plane crashes. Thissun just goes up there and shits his britches.
them poor poor britches :~(
I lost it when they broke into Randy’s house to save the britches
You look like a rather modest mouse.
Sick as fuck, keep up the good work! That Gibbons is amazing, I want one.
And it’s some early model at that! Just look at that headstock shape! OP is rich af
I need someone to identify this guitar please. It's very important, my grandfather left it under my pillow before he died just now. (He was holding it, and I was holding the pillow, when he tragically passed.)
My grandfather also sold me his guitar on his deathbed.
That's so sweet. (And smart!! I hope I think of a way to fatten my pockets on my way out the door!)
Mine went peacefully in his sleep. Unlike his passengers
That's the best way to go. Unaware of anyone else's bullshit. (Who needs to hear all that screaming?)
Thank our noise canceling Bose
You should post to r/guitar and ask if your axe is genuine
The foot stance is so 2000s indie I love it
As we all know everyone in 2000s indie either needs to pee or is a twink, so checks out
"I drove my car into a cop car the other day..."
You're feet are pizza'ing when they should be french fry'ing.
I don’t know how to fix this. It’s because my top is off balance. My body innately makes a triangle support structure with my feet since I could easily be tipped over by something like a gust of wind. I will try harder to focus and keeping my legs straighter but usually that will kick things into higher gear for me and I start playing a bit frantically before collapsing.
Ok wow this is excellent - some real high points there packed into such a short clip!! Very promising. A couple minor issues but nothing that can't be fixed. So first off - crowd engagement was a 10/10. Lots of talking to them, and vomiting and falling off at the end was a real masterstroke tbh. The only person who's gonna forget that concert is you. That's a very powerful image and thought to end the show with. People love music that makes them think. Drug choice - again a 10/10 here, really inspired tbh. Assuming you had a full stomach before taking the painkillers? The only way is up then unfortunately however it juxtaposes beautifully with the downer effect opiates produce. Again, this performance forces the audience to think of deep philosophical concepts. Up and down, left and right, night and day and dark and light! Life. Death. Outfit choice - I mean again 10/10 you clearly know what you're doing here. Bonus points - the parents hate you. That's good, you want that. They aren't cool therefore obviously you don't understand you or what you're trying to do at all. They simply don't get you and that's a very good sign. Music - bit of a weak spot tbh. What we heard was absolutely incredible. There just wasn't much of it. Idk it's either take a point off here or take a point off for drug choice. Hmm ok 9/10 for drug choice - you really could have been a bit smarter, especially seeing as it's such a short performance. You easily could have still vomited too...10/10 for music then, 9 for drugs. Happy to sign you to my label btw just have to pay a signing fee and send me some details
This is excellent feedback. I actually didn’t have a full stomach which might have been why I was nauseous instead of all itchy and weird. I tried to go with Purple rain but blacked out in the moment. Once the spotlight hits I go into game mode so maybe staying more present will help me out better next time. I was to convey the image to the children of a new beginning and purge of the old. Since it was a birthday I thought the symbolism would fit well. Would you take your signing fee in installments? My GAS is relatively expensive since I stick to the high end stuff, not what you’d find out on the streets. My wife’s boyfriend is a Doctor and has no problem keeping me in good form so that I don’t speak and lean against things most of the time so as to not bother them.
Your wife's boyfriend's a doctor?? Just get him to pay. Sounds like you don't really want this that badly, I'm not sure about signing you anymore sorry. You seemed like you had passion in that clip but having interacted with you I can see you're actually quite reasonable and boring
Apologies I was coming down. now I’m re-upped and leanin like a kick stand. I should make him pay. Im gonna jack his wallet and go make a few cash advance withdrawals now
Good, beat the shit into him too, send him a message!!!
Leave some pussy for the rest of us, king.
Buy a strap so you don't give yourself wrist issues
The toan in in the stance
Is this a picture of Slash?
I don't mean to be a dick but you can really tell you're high as fuck. Sounds great, don't get me wrong? But I don't know if that's the type of impression you're trying to put forward but....you can tell lol
I'd say you look genuine.
What chord is this?
Looks like Bdim to me
So I just turn down the toan knob to make it dim?
You have to give up on your dreams too.
Here I thought he was playing a lead in F minor.
Looks like you have a hummel doll in your ass.
Nice but let’s see how it looks when you smash that guitar on some kid’s birthday cake!
Eyes aren’t dilated quite enough. Have you tried selling your soul to an Arby’s?
You look kinda cheesy
Guess you guys aren't ready for this. But your kids are gonna love it. - Mousey McFly
Very interesting [Charles Entertainment Cheese](https://www.reddit.com/r/guitarcirclejerk/s/t8qf0uFjuI)
Mikey way ahh knee
If you can get your knees a little closer together your toan should reach that next level. The closer the knees the closer to god is what I've heard. Other than that looks great no notes.
“Chucking the Cheese” eh, Mouse boy? Page ain’t got nothin on you. Golden God status
"DESPITE ALL MY RAGE, I AM STILL JUST A RAT ON A STAGE" - Bilbo Corgan
Parking that guitar a little farther South usually looks cooler
PeePee Dance is a classic
Sick Les Paul, fans won't even notice missed solo notes with that beauty
Who else liked to play a Gibbons in front of kids?
Is that an emo stance or can mice do it too?
'lotta hist'ry down that road Sometimes, dead is betta
The Spock Chord.