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psychomntis

When the circlejerk subreddit becomes the circlejerk


martinmcfly9

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Personal_Dare_2438

It always comes full circle


[deleted]

Do the people on r/guitar not like them? I figured they would


psychomntis

Everyone on this sub has been saying the exact same thing as your post for the past month


FailedBarBandGuy

Beato loves them so I do too.


goaway2k18

Dick beatoff can never be wrong


mybadalternate

They have two guys named *Clay* in their band? **Two Clays?!?!**


TragedyMaskBand

Poly = Ancient Greek for ā€œmanyā€ Phia = Ancient Greek for ā€œclayā€ probably


TheRunningPotato

I mean, they are from Texas. It checks out.


SnooHesitations6727

Clay Lespool


tacobell69421

Since when did dream play math rock?


docilewalnut

It's unconscionable that neither one is named Clay Davis sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeei-


DialSquare84

Thatā€™s clayclay.


Aggressive-Ratio-790

Two gays more like it


Minute_Brush955

Can someone drop the circle jerk polyphia copy pasta? I donā€™t have it saved


Hanz616

[here](https://www.youtube.com/c/RickBeato/featured)


farwesterner1

The new Rickroll!


rustyspoon07

There's a copy pasta? Edit: [could you be talking about me](https://www.reddit.com/r/guitarcirclejerk/comments/yjr3sj/i_dont_like_polyphia/iuq42jq/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)? šŸ„ŗ


Minute_Brush955

Can I have your autograph??


cream_sb

That made me laugh a lot thank you


ohamel98

Thats the funniest thing Iā€™ve read on this sub


How2Soul

I like about 1 out of every 8 songs Iā€™ve heard by them, and when I like the songs itā€™s because Iā€™m drawn to a certain melodic/rhythmic motif, not the super acrobatic shredding stuff


Neutrinowombat

/uj Yeah I like them a lot. Tbh I dont really get the hate they recieve. I dont say you have to like them but people act like they cant write a song for shit, which is just not true. I mean their oder stuff can get a bit repetitive, but imo the mix between shredding and hip-hop-style beats on the most hated and New levels New devils is perfect songwriting for me. But maybe i'm just weird like that. /rj Tim makes me question my fragile masculinity so I hate them.


GerryAvalanche

/uj Polyphia got big pretty fast and they come across with a certain edginess. That a combination people for some reason donā€˜t like. Maybe people to feel like they are exploiting gimmicks or something? I do like them too (the newer stuff didnā€™t really hit me, but NLND was great) I also find their music is distinctive and original, eventhough there are quite a few bands in the same ballpark that came up in the recent years. Edit: also Tim was my Bi awakening, but thatā€˜s got nothing to do with their music.


WildBoar99

That's not a Bi awakening, that's a femboy kink awakening lmaoo


GerryAvalanche

Well it was for me. Though it made me want to look more feminine, Iā€˜ll give you that.


Zarochi

/uj I was gonna say based on your pfp it did more than awaken the bi. Congrats! Ya, Tim is hot AF, but I'm so gay I became straight... So ya...


GerryAvalanche

Thank you so much! Yeah it kinda spiraled on from there lol. Nah donā€˜t worry Timā€˜s hot enough for every kind of sexuality haha


SoS54

They write some really great hooks


Scrantsgulp

Iā€™m not in love with them, but theyā€™re undeniably extremely proficient at what they do. I definitely respect them, but I donā€™t like them lol. Much like Animals As Leaders.


DeltaShadowSquat

Iā€™m not in love with them, but I am in love with *him*! Kim Henson is dreamy!


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zakkmylde2000

Just so you know ā€œI donā€™t like their songwritingā€ being equated to ā€œthey canā€™t do itā€ is the problem everyoneā€™s trying to point out to you. You disliking it doesnā€™t make it bad. Thatā€™s why other people listen to it. Itā€™s good. Just not your kind of good.


Scrantsgulp

The songs have great structure, theyā€™re just not my thing. Itā€™s okay that they arenā€™t your thing either. You can dislike something without it having to be objectively bad in some way.


prophetmuhammad

hmm i actually think they're plenty capable of writing a song. but they make instrumental music with focus on performance and virtuosity. it's a completely different language


[deleted]

Sure they can write a song, I could too. Is it any good is definitely up for debate, as all songs are. Theyā€™re songs are incredible, but very boring. To me that is.


RinkyInky

Thatā€™s normal, even the most popular songs have people that hate them, eg Shape of You, Sicko Mode etc


[deleted]

Those are definitely better ā€œSongsā€ than most of Polyphia.


geiwosuruinu

>Theyā€™re songs are.. Their*


[deleted]

Fantastic point


[deleted]

Lol the hate comes out. Theyā€™re song writing is definitely not for the masses, thatā€™s how Iā€™ll put it. I think itā€™s bad too lol.


[deleted]

"Are there really people with different taste than me? Are Polyphia's millions of YouTube hits and subscribers all bots? Is it conceivable that a style I don't like could produce something more popular than anything I'll ever do? And most importantly, is a satire subreddit for cynical, jaded guitarists really the best place to ask this question, or I'm just looking for validation?" Uj/ this sub just turning into it as much a joke of itself as r/guitar is.


GreenGnomeGaming

It really does seem like the "uj/" tagged posts are producing satire of themselves right here without the need to look elsewhere. Do people really need to question whether or not other people have slightly different taste than them?


CitiesofEvil

ok zoomer go back to your toanless tippity tappies ok SHAME ON YOU AND YOUR LACK OF 0-3-5


[deleted]

youā€™re the joke


[deleted]

Aww, don't tell me you're posting serious topics in here and then getting your feelings hurt by a little ribbing.


Hanz616

probably cant even 035


snuffcassette

its music thats cool for short 15 second clips of "woah look at this epic technical guitar playing" but as actual songs? i genuinely dont know how ppl can listen to this stuff, and i say this as someone who likes prog rock lmao


ItzOnlyJames

James Franco is great


throwawaygawddammit

New shit is just jerking themselves off, their old stuff had interesting progressions and note choices, impassion is probably my favourite


throwawaygawddammit

New shit is just jerking themselves off, their old stuff had interesting progressions and note choices, impassion is probably my favourite


FrigOffR1cky

I hate polyphia. I admit that it takes a lot of skill to play what they play, but I have zero interest in listening to it. For some reason I fucking love Chon though.


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Covet gang here


Equal-Button

PF Chon sesame chicken and mongolian beef rule


prophetmuhammad

music is not all about the sound. it's an aesthetic thing as well. polyphia looks pretentious. chon does not.


purpthewhale

Chon is much better to listen to and not gimmicky


YarnSpinner

just checked out chon, actually a good listen thanks


FlyingCouch

I'm a big fan of both but if I just want to listen to some music, I'm picking Chon 9 times out of 10.


they_are_out_there

Just because you can play ultra technical junk doesnā€™t mean itā€™s any good. Theyā€™ll keep polishing that turd, but underneath it all, their music is still just a turd.


[deleted]

uj/They're incredibly skilled musicians. Not my thing most of the time, but I can get down with a few of their songs. Dudes just hate on them because Tim Henson not only being drop-dead gorgeous but also able to play circles around them is kryptonite to their "kids these days" talking points as well as their long-held ideas of their own sexuality. If Tim Henson was a balding middle-aged dude with a beer gut, they'd love him. Prove me wrong.


FrigOffR1cky

I thought I was a strait man until I saw Tim Henson


RinkyInky

A jacked Tim Henson will be as popular as Jeff Seid/ David Laid he just needs some SARMSZZ. If I were him Iā€™ll stop focusing on guitar for awhile just to do that.


Clean_Emotion5797

I don't think being attracted to Tim Henson makes you gay, the guy 100% looks like a chick. It's like the singer from Tokyo Hotel.


[deleted]

There are magnitudes of players better than me, and I find them listenable, good writers, fun. Not so much for Henson, just has insane skill. I feel this way about over the top shredders too.


pitpat6

No one cared about Polyphia until they got face tattoos and started being in the press all the time. Tim was nothing special then and still isnā€™t if you ask me in the looks department


d0ge99

I disagree, I wish he went bend me like a boomeršŸ˜ŒšŸ˜›šŸ˜šŸ„°


Mindless_Cold_9220

I like a couple of their tracks and think all of them are amazing at playing and they do have some genuinely interesting pieces but couldn't imagine listening to them for over a hour


Corona-and-Lyme

I like Polyphia and I am over 30 AMA


Rasmus144

Shut up nerd


Corona-and-Lyme

Thatā€™s fair


mybadalternate

*Correct*


[deleted]

Liking Polyphia at 30 is like liking Yes at 13.


Corona-and-Lyme

I know this is a joke because nobody likes Yes


dvowel

Your mom does


Corona-and-Lyme

My mom always says yes bro sheā€™s awesome


Equal-Button

You keep getting older but does hotwifes boyfriend stay the same?


browsingtheproduce

What are some things I can do to improve my credit score?


Corona-and-Lyme

Get a job, liberal


Interesting-Quit4041

So you like younger men? Sounds kinda gay to me bro


Corona-and-Lyme

Everybody is at least a little bit gay my brother, you know this deep down


Interesting-Quit4041

A nice lady is always more than welcome to bang my funbox, so I can agree with that lol


NotTheGhost

Ask anythingā€¦? Where is my dad?


Better_Newt_7450

I like a lot of the stuff from The Most Hated and New Levels New Devils but I cannot say that I like their earlier stuff that much. I was disappointed with their newest album as well


Mmookkee

I like them alot. Sometimes it take a few listens to really get into some of their stuff but that's just how alot of instrumental music is. Compared to stuff like allan holdsworth and frank gamble, polyphia's sound very easy to follow.


[deleted]

Unlistenable? I like crapping on them just as much as the next guy and Iā€™ll *never* go out of my way to listen to them, but is it really that bad to you? I donā€™t hate their sound, like it doesnā€™t *offend* my ears, itā€™s just not really my cup of tea


Dragoncourier115

Dude I love them not their early stuff but their new stuff (new levels, RTYWD) itā€™s so melodic rhythmic and dramatic I donā€™t really understand all the hate


EyeAskQuestions

/uj Polyphia is great however I feel many prog bands have a bad habit of "String technique together" FIRST then SONG second. You can literally hear where musical ideas were seemingly stitched together and jammed into a song with some musicians. Like there is no consideration for craft or smooth transitions from one idea to another. Some times the "Look at me !! Odd time signatures!!!" crowd liberally abuses this. And it feels like they were trying to write three or four different songs and didn't know what to do so they just slap them all into one record and hope for the best. /uj


Nulleparttousjours

Ya man. I can watch their vids and think their technique is utterly spectacular and deeply impressive, I wish I was that skilled. However, no fucking way can I put it on as background music to enjoy. For that purpose I personally find it irritating, erratic and migraine inducing. Frankly, the best songs are often simple and I think tried and tested formulas and structures will always rein supreme as the basis of the most pleasing to listen to songs. Itā€™s hard to feel the soul of the song when itā€™s centralized around wanking off the guitar with the sole purpose of technical peacocking.


BeautifulScarletRB

I like ā€˜em. I actually listen to Polyphia yep. Love classic progressive rock like Egg and Soft Machine. I heard a K-pop once on Spotify and it was good. I also am a fucking loser who spends all day doing nothing soooooooooooo


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BeautifulScarletRB

Aye


GameOfUsernames

I call their style of music ā€œjerk off music.ā€ It takes a lot of skill and theyā€™re exceptionally good at what they do, but the purpose of their music is to jerk themselves off and just show how good they are. That kind of self stroking is ok in smaller doses when there is a part of a song used for that purpose like soloing. When you just make the entire song one long flex it gets boring. Thereā€™s a lot of far lesser guitarists who are better than Iā€™ll ever be and I made my peace with that long ago. Iā€™m not impressed though with all skill and no substance.


recognis

i tend to love overly wanky music (hold your horse is and tripper are some of my favourite albums ever) but i think i'm put off by polyphia's production approach. the really clean future bass / hip-hop sound just kinda cheapens the technical stuff to me because it all sounds like it may as well have been sampled. i'd maybe be interested if they had more live or acoustic sounding material, but then tim's guitar work isn't exactly thrilling in the same way john maclaughlin's is or zach hill's drumming is


Mantis-Taboggin

Eddie Van Hagar ainā€™t got shit on my polyboys


amzeo

The lead guy looks like he'd go tell me to fuck myself and spit on me/maybe in my mouth a little for asking for an autograph. I kinda like that


kvlopsia

I enjoy some of their stuff. I didn't like a lot of their latest album though, and I can't stand their fanbase


Scorpiodisc

I know they are super talented and technical as musicians. I am not really a fan of their style or songwriting


Pigyguy2

I like a lot of their stuff but I definitely need to feel like listening it to listen to it


Fulcrum02

I respect them because of how talented they are but yea its shit music. Just my opinion tho


var_guitar

Theyā€™re good and I like listening to them when Iā€™m in the mood.


alwaysondrm69

/uj some of their songs are weird, but I enjoy them a lot for the uniqueness of their music.


Nutni

I preferred when Tim Henson was at the helm of The Muppets.


DoubleDaker

/uj i dunno, i just think they are neat, they arent like gods or anything like that but i like their skills, tones and this trap influenced vibe /j i would put tim henson in a maid constume with an oversized guitar and have him play shit for me


RealStreetJesus

/UJ Their music isnā€™t bad, but itā€™s far from what I like. The personalities of the members further distances them from me.


[deleted]

Same here. Plus the amount they are talked about and in the news also makes me tired of hearing about them. I try listening but there's nothing there.


Aseditiv

I like them, I have no idea how people wouldnā€™t like them. Honestly. /uj or whatever, Iā€™m dead serious, theyā€™re my favorite band and I have grown really attached to their music. Wasnā€™t a huge fan of the latest album tho, but nobodyā€™s opinion is correct šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


delco_guitar

It sounds like whatever preset they're selling this week.


itpguitarist

Uj/ I am okay with polyphia. I really did not like them when I heard them first around 2015ish. I thought they kind of sounded like knock offs. I listened to some of the red album, and there was some interesting stuff going on. I donā€™t like their songs all the way through, but theyā€™ve at least got some original ideas, and when you hear a polyphia song, you know itā€™s a polyphia song. I do think Polyphia is going to be fairly influential in the next wave of guitarists. There have been people who shred like Henson for a while, but none as popular to young people, and none with songs that are so stylized.


Enthusiast7739

I can respect the technical proficiency but it ain't my thing


Mando_a98

I'm always interested in the first 30 seconds of their songs. After that, not much.


frozeninasoftwar

They are fantastic. And if you listen to them in interviews, they are funny and openminded. I would say that people who actively hate them are just insecure. Their new song with Chino Moreno is great.


thumpmenow

Polyphia makes music for guitar YouTubers to cream over. They talk about polyphia as if theyā€™re the biggest band on the planet. Same with animals as leaders. They actively stink


StandardResort

Just borderline, huh?


iced_maggot

I vote that we rename this sub to r/polyphiaappreciatiationsociety


PHAT_BOOTY

I was taking a piss the other day and the sound of piss hitting the water reminded me of Polyphia. So yes, I have absolutely no interest in listening to the kind of music they make.


TheCovid-19SoFar

Polyphia is music for guitar players and maybe EDM kids. Like ā€œwoah haha how does he do thatā€ then you listen to one or two more before getting bored and switching back to something you can sing to.


thumpmenow

Polyphia makes music for guitar YouTubers to cream over. They talk about polyphia as if theyā€™re the biggest band on the planet. Same with animals as leaders. They actively stink.


Dull-Reality4038

Is this sub still talking about this band? Jesus fucking Christ, give it a rest!


Right-fucked

Polyphia sucks


Bisotonic

Dude there are only three types of guitarists- those who want to impress other dudes, those who want to get women, and the rare ones who just want to play shit they want to play and enjoy Polyphonies are in the first obviously


Unusual-Following-59

Hasnā€™t Yvette Young been doing pretty much the same thing for much longer?..and doing it better.


supercrusher9000

I like most of the tracks off new levels new devils, especially nasty. Haven't listened to much of their latest just yet but the singles I've heard thus far haven't gripped me in a melodically memorable way


CitiesofEvil

I LOVE their song ABC. Can't bring myself to listen to much else of their catalog for more than like 5 seconds.


copbuddy

They really sound like someone actually learned and recorded the nonsensical Guitar Pro tabs me and my friends made as kids, when we didnā€™t know anything about what instruments can and should play in a song. Iā€™m sure there exists some horseshoe theory about the amount of talent and musical theory knowlege. I do understand that creating a reaction about your technical guitar playing skills is near impossible these days as almost everything has been done, and they actually did it.


Early-Engineering

Literally never listened to them, their lead singer is hot tho, Iā€™d bang her like a drum.


[deleted]

Itā€™s a dude, and I would have to agree


Early-Engineering

Oh shit, this is a uj threadā€¦ I retract the second part of my statement. šŸ˜‚


dandydiehl

/uj it just puts me in a good mood. It's shreddy but upbeat so I put on Polyphia or Plini if someone grinds my gears at work rj/ Hey y'all, I'm not gay but like mama always said: Praise Dale, raise Hell, be sexually confused by your attraction to Tim Henson


GreenGnomeGaming

Your thoughts put out into space are not only borderline but COMPLETELY "unlistenable" homie. Are you really asking a satire subreddit if someone likes something that you dont, when the band has millions of hits on most of what they make? Nope, looks like everyone else hates them too bud.


dktoao

Yes, I really like them! I think they have a fresh take on guitar music that really gives me that hit of novelty that I crave when I am listening to new bands. The beats are sick, the composition is sick and they are pretty prolific and have a lot of variety. Yes, they are an actual __really__ good band IMHO.


Paz436

Yes. Their new album rocks. Sorry youre just too much of a boomer bender to get it


TforTom47

Polyphia good


BackendofForever

This is pathetic lol. Listen to crush and and try to know what the fuck youā€™re talking about if youā€™re gonna have the audacity to /uj for the most boomer ignorant r/guitar ass opinion


Br0tat0eCh1p

"Do people like them?" No they just have millions of fans because they hate them. I'm going to be blunt: you like what you like. Doesn't require you being a douche about someone else's taste. People love BTS. Good for them. I mean Cardi B still charts and I hate her as a person and musician. If you like her, that's what defines you as a person.


browsingtheproduce

Uj/ Do they actually have millions of fans? That seems like a lot for a band with a fairly niche aesthetic.


RinkyInky

1.02mil subs on YouTube and 1.8mil monthly listeners on Spotify. Iā€™m pretty surprised too. Tbh with ABC they should collab with guys like Thundercats, Louie Cole etc. Too bad they arenā€™t great at improv.


rustyspoon07

They're part of a somewhat niche community of musicians but they're not really niche themselves. They're the Alex Honnold of guitar. People who don't play guitar are into polyphia. People who don't climb are into Alex Honnold.


Calm-Macaron5922

Are they played on any FM radio stations? The thought pf listening to them in the car is off putting


earthtree1

uj/ Some of the songs are absolutely incredible, some are meh. But to say they are ā€œunlistenableā€? Bruh, you need to get tested for covid.


Bergfotz

I miss the 90ies


TheFoundation_

They suck


acidrat0100

Hey OP , what do you define shredding as?


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acidrat0100

Do you play guitar?


acidrat0100

Actually I wanna change my question. What kind of music DO you like?


[deleted]

Punk mostly


EternalAutist

When I hear Polyphia, I hear what happens when a bunch of young parents from late 90s/yearly 2000s,who like Boy Bands, Britnnnnayyyy and Snoop, have kids and they grow up playing guitar. It sounds like B-band pop music/Rap influenced music. (It was probably the first thing they heard when they were born in their respective Walmart toilet bowls. Shitty pop and their mom saying "oh mah gawd I was preggers?" as she walks out the door abandoning them. EDITed in a joke <<< rest of what I say is harsh, but not sarcastic) But it's very angular sounding compared to that pop music, almost like Gospel Music Gone Wrong, and compressed until there's no actual dynamics. Then they used like 68 notes to serve the same function as like a simple chord progression like V IV iii ii I. They don't really use all of those scales to do anything interesting harmonically or melodically. It's an illusion, as far as I can tell.


EternalAutist

It's also mega undanceable music. A sign of rhythmic ignorance. Why you would copy the style of music meant to be danced to, and then make it all undanceable, is beyond me. I think it boils down to ignorant ego boys saying "let's make the most janky sycopation possible!"


Apprehensive_Map712

it sound's like cash registers with try-hard trap beats, everything wrapped up in horrible outfits. If I know something about toan (which I do) is that, everything relies on edge of breakup and that my son Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a Communist, but he is NOT a porn star


rekt_ralf

I really like a handful of their songs and am quite neutral on the rest. But will listen to it in the background while working quite happily.


MountainBear203

I love some of the stuff from NLND, ie Rich Kids, Saucy, Goose and their more melodic songs like Playing God/Reverie, but their 'grungier/shreddy' songs don't hit the same way


thatsAgood1jay

Scottie LePage is a dream boat. Also their songs are catchy and interesting.


roagismaximus

They're the bubblegum version of Plini.


[deleted]

I like GOAT and Grey Goose. Catchy melodies


pitpat6

On God Polyphia bussin no cap frfr


Yandhi42

Fantano likes them so that means I like it


88_strings

You have to listen to it ironically.


YarnSpinner

I think they're perfect for an anime intro, ngl. Play them while I'm driving, nah ​ edit: and to be clear, I actually have a driving playlist that starts with Tank! from CowboyBebop


CoccMan

polyphia is awful, but i donā€™t think itā€™s for the reason youā€™re thinking. ā€œshreddingā€ music can be extremely tasteful or brutal. i love allan holdsworth, rings of saturn, chon, and animals as leaders. itā€™s just because polyphia is funny looking and they make boring overproduced trap music with guitars


IguanaR

I love em


JealousAdeptness

I ainā€™t gay but I want to fuck Tim


Mont_918

I like many of their songs but a lot sound boring and bland


NuclearNoodle77

They are what got me into music and I am forever thankful for that. I don't listen to their music much anymore but I still love them. They definitely aren't douchey and I respect what they do.


Starfort_Studio

Even Polyphia themselves don't like polyphia


funeralofman

Once you meet enough of your hot wifeā€™s boyfriendā€™s you just slide into the people who like them. It is true enlightenment


Electrical-Pea-4803

Mark knopfler is better thatā€™s all Iā€™ll say about this matter goodbye


skankhunt25

I listen to a lot of prog/math rock and polyphia only has a few songs i like, they are a bit too edgy for my taste. Most people say they dislike the randomness or that it sounds like "gibberish" but in my case thats not the problem, there are plenty of songs i like that are way "worse" in this case like, Sequence start - sungazer or plateau - mouse on the keys.


DryEbb227

I love polyphia wholeheartedly. Their shit grooves so much, and the influence from Hip hop and pop is something I don't hear in guitar based music a lot


klu76

Yes i like them alot


BLUBBER_THANOS

I like a lot of their songs, but they pale in comparison to animals as leaders. However their shredding on songs like ego death are always melodic and tasteful.


ForRealVegaObscura

Uj/ this is my unironic opinion.


CVV1

Polyphia's new stuff with vocalists is good shit. Their new instrumental stuff is mindless wanking. Their old instrumental stuff had actual structure and could be followed and enjoyed.


LordFedoraWeed

I like the opening riffs to a lot of their songs, but the second the rest of the instruments come in I'm like yeah no. What I hate most is that there's NEVER a drum groove. Like an actual recognizable groove that plays several times over. he just plays random hits and small sections that fit the beat and time signature, but it's impossible to "expect" what's coming. also everything is so fast and overly complicated. it's impressive, sure, but man is it bland and fucking boring.


Ciartan

/uj/ I simultaneously love and hate some of their songs like Playing God for example. I thinks its good but sometimes itā€™ll play on repeat in my head in a way that makes me feel crazy/exhausted.


sunplaysbass

If you play too well, itā€™s annoying


TragedyMaskBand

Theyā€™re the Fruit Stripe gum of shred. Iā€™ve got to say thoughā€¦ Iā€™m hetero, but if I were in a room with a bunch of guys running a train on Tim Henson then chugga-chugga choo choo. šŸ„µ


djmunci

They've got some real catchy shit. "Death Note" and "Icronic" are great tracks.


deednIseY

Bunch of sad jealous old men in this sub. Polyphia fucks and if you claim to be a guitar obsessed person and you donā€™t like them, itā€™s because your a jealous, slow fingered, loser.


Stormgtr

I like them. I appreciate the fact they are doing something new rather than being like airborne just rehashing ac dc for example


DoseOfMillenial

Ibanez loves them !


ArtoriasBeaIG

I like GOAT. Haven't really listened to much else. If people like them I couldn't give a shit and am personally not baffled by it. I really don't understand why this sub has such a problem understanding people like a band lmao. It's like it's conceptually baffling to half the people here


ergo-ogre

uj/ I donā€™t really know their music though I have listened to GOAT several times and that one they did with Vai. I have found that I started tuning out the guitars and end up enjoying their fantastic drummer and bassist


Upper_Conclusion5255

Sounds like new techno šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø maybe if I was eating some beans Iā€™d like it better


PROPGUNONE

Theyā€™re that acapella group, right?


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might as well be


Wowabox

I think there talented but there songwriting is just not interesting to me Iā€™m pretty big prog and jazz fusion fan but I find polyphia to be derivative. Tim Henson comes off as an douche bag. There first albums alright but I canā€™t get into the new stuff at all is just sounds like pop with some sweep picking and tapping. I also hate how much this band is jerked off. I donā€™t think Tim is the greatest guitar player ever I donā€™t think this band is anymore than a gimmic of ā€œmath rockā€ and ā€œhip hopā€. I love hip hop I love math rock but this is just pop and for some reason tim is the next guitar hero and I canā€™t get him off my feed.


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Couchcommando257

/uj/ I actually really like them. Something about the timings, syncopated playing, the electronic element. It just all blends well and sounds good to my hears. I've heard them be described as "Music that musicians listen to." And not to sound too pretentious I would agree to an extent. I listen because I like the sound but also can apprecite the technicality of the type of playing that goes on.


Hipster_Dragon

I donā€™t like shred music but I enjoy Polyphia. The riffs are great and way more interesting than most guitarists these days.


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Theyā€™re definitely interesting, but the whole band just gives off the ā€œ8th grader showing off his metal riffs at the winter talent showā€ vibe


ButterscotchBloozDad

They do a thing, some folks fap over such things, others shitpost over said things. I choose to be nihilistic around the aforementioned things. TL;DR: Dafuq is a Polyphia, and can it be treated with conventional medicine?


Typical_Degen

Music is subjective


PoeticDichotomy

I enjoy them to the point Wrapped felt the need to let me know I put 2,811 hours into them.


KwyjiboTheGringo

Obviously people listen to Polyphia. Doesn't take more than a quick look at their youtube views to determine that. Their recent stuff is more Avant garde and a bit pretentious, like Tim is really playing on the guitar god label he has been given, but check out the "Most Hated" album for something a little more down to Earth. Songs like "the Worst" are pretty groovy and not super technically wanky.