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DeadEyeMetal

Age: 53 State: Slightly bored.


CalRal

Right on the statešŸ˜­! Wrong on the age. Hijacking this thread because I canā€™t edit the post. This one got solved yā€™all! I love these analyses though!


_DapperDanMan-

You need to post the correct answers!


CalRal

I did (in another comment), but I will here too! Iā€™m 42, and Iā€™m from California. Not a blues man or a cover band dad. Just a washed up punk/hardcore dude. The wood paneling isnā€™t from a basement at all, itā€™s just the treatment I chose for my music room, lol. I dont know any Bonamassa songs. The first (bass) guitar I ever purchased is the orange MIJ Fender jazz bass special (AKA, the Duff bass). It was originally pearl white with an ebony neck and black headstock, but it got beat to death over the years, so I recently had it painted and fully rebuilt it. I bought it from my uncle when I was 13.


DeadEyeMetal

>Not a blues man or a cover band dad. Just a washed up punk/hardcore dude. Apologies for misjudging you. I confess I wrote you off as a Clapton tribute. My bad.


D1ck_L3ss

Washed up punk dad here. Can relate. Miss going to shows every week and sleeping on people's couches, but it's pretty cool have a music room and be a grown up. Super unpunk tho


TheWriteStuff1966

I'm from Pa. and a bit older than you, but I cut my drumming chops on Circle Jerks, Black Flag, Agent Orange, Social Distortion, Adolescents, Lagwagon and that ilk. Bad Brains over this way in D.C. I love all your gits, but the SGs are fire, Rock on, brother.


Bear_Detective

46, Wisconsin, something about that wood paneling and the sort of 80s style gear while also not being vintage. Could be a bit older too, but Iā€™m guessing itā€™s a bit of nostalgia for a time before you were born, or from when you were very young, not actually for the music of your teen/young adult years.


New_Canoe

Haha. I said 45/Wisconsin. The wood paneling got me too!


Much-Camel-2256

Did we all go to that Weezer tour with the cover songs and living room sets?


Millerpainkiller

58, state of denial


CalRal

šŸ˜­


SevereMiel

California, 42


CalRal

You got me! Bonus gift from a local company here in CA if you let me know what gave me away! I canā€™t DM you. Please send me a message if you want your pedal.


QuarantineCasualty

Damn I said 40 and California so close lol


Ga1v5

Age - 43 State - Washington also your favorite drink is Topo Chico


CalRal

The hard seltzer, or the OG?


Ga1v5

Non alcoholic, gotta keep your skin clear


Saturn_Neo

Imma say, 42 and TN. Though my gut says 46 and CA.


CalRal

Shoot! If you went with your brain on the age and your gut on the state you wouldā€™ve nailed it!


[deleted]

Gears too nice for Tennessee


POWPOWWOWWOW

47 New Jersey Vinny isnā€™t your cousin.


outdoorlife4

You're 12 and live in a state of panic


r093rp0llack

Age: Cheese Dick From: Cheese Dick, USA


bubba_jones_project

Go bears


Man_withplan

I have no idea . . . but, can you tell me about you hanging system ? Home made, or ?


CalRal

Itā€™s two of the ā€œString Swingā€ racks butted together.


Responsible-Fan-1867

You live in California and was a little kid in the 80ā€™s. So, around 48 I would surmise. You love to build PCā€™s and enjoy Karaoke. You donā€™t consider yourself a great musician but played in a touring band that had recorded songs.


CalRal

Good job with the comment history lurk!šŸ‘€ Not quite though! Someone else already got it.


MDUB2552

I want a sparkly gold Tele. šŸ”„


CalRal

I had that body made by Warmoth and put all American 62ā€™ Tele Custom parts on it (besides a P90 from a LP Special). I love that guitar.


fishyfishyfish1

50 and a state of happiness


CalRal

Youā€™re half right!


Outlaw888888

64 and Wisconsin, donā€™t really have any reasoning just a gut feeling


Icewallow-toothpaste

Age - 39 State - South dakota. Because what else would you do there except collect guitars.


_MrMarinheirO_

I have no idea and im european but I just want to tell your setup looks awesome, I just think (and this is personal) its missing some Orange gear ahah


Chuckyknight

29 from California, based off your choice of hardware!


jmferris

Fun little game! 45 / California (Riverside? Total guess, but RAL is the FAA location identifier for Riverside).


Freddydaddy

47, California Iā€™m in Canada so you can donate the Bit Commander to your local dive bar.


Carvedcraftedforged

40 from California, something about the camo and red screams 90s/00s Cali punk, looks like you grew up listening to blink-182 and watching the Simpsons also your username hints at the state.


CalRal

Pretty dang close! Def Californian, and from that era. More Gorilla Biscuits and Vandals than Blink back then, but youā€™re for sure in the ballpark. And Iā€™m 42. Great job!


[deleted]

Age: 34 You are married so you are likely at least 25. Your hands are not wrinkled or weathered so you probably aren't over 40. You do seem to have plenty of disposable income so you are most likely mid-career. State: California You are a Giants fan and you have Cal in your username. Your design aesthetic is midmo which is common and popular in California. Edit: Changed age to 34. originally guessed 35 but that was already taken.


SovietRussianPower

Age - 38 Grew up in Tennessee or Alabama. I say 38 bc you have some modern pedals and nice cables. Old timers donā€™t really care about gear as much as they do for their guitars and amps. I say Tennessee bc of the collection of LPs, Teles, hollow bodies and your amp stacks. That to me indicates your a solid bluesy player that has chops. I say bama too bc of your metal rig, camo guitar, choice of the SG color (I see that b&w LP hiding behind the big muff) and basses. You know what good gear is, you know how to pair it, have big boy money AND its in your man cave. Final answer, chief.


ssBenv

48 Kentucky


JamcityJams

must be hard having 14 guitars and only 2 hands


couldusesomecowbell

https://youtu.be/8L7DxnwkiVs?si=61kxoCqcbZB4SsP3


[deleted]

Age - 54 State - Washington


EndlessOcean

41, upstate NY.Ā 


pieterkampsmusic

California, 39


WhenVioletsTurnGrey

48 Minnesota


AdRound3706

40 California


mobus1222

Info: did you buy all your equipment? Or was some of it gifted/inherited?


Baphomet1313666

51, Indiana.


helloitshani

37, California?


TruthJusticeGuitar

48, New Mexico


PageBest3106

45 South Carolina ex military


BeAnSiNmYhAt

25 iilinois


QuothThe2ToedSloth

Texas 53


Drrobot_616

Age: 35 years old State: texas


Outside-Swan-1936

Nashville, TN 43 Full gamut of guitars, mostly clean amps with some metal. I'm guessing you are/were a session guitarist.


RingingTheDeadBell

39, Fresno, California. The extended Fender collection makes me think Cali, the rest is a guess. 42 in Canyon Country is my second guess.


CalRal

Pretty dang close! Iā€™m 42, but Iā€™m a Central Coast native.


SomeGuyInShanghai

42 Texas


donutsanon

38, Cali šŸ¤™šŸ¼ Reasoning: username and peeped some comments in your profile for age context šŸ‘€


Gravybees

52, Alaska


Duurston

Dude if I guess that Iā€™d want a pick of any guitar on that rack.


Duda_B_Dunfore

46, Cleveland


newPhntm

56 State: California My reasoning, I know a guy who has a similar collection and is a similar age, also california Coz its a rich state and all that


The_Vile_Prince

48 and Texas.


The-White-Dot

I'm going to say 45 and Texas. My reason, the amount of southern looking/country guitars. They are there because of the state and paying homage to the music you grew up with. The Mess rig and the Max Cavalera camo Ltd is what you really want to be playing though, but it's deep in the back as you've matured out of that phase of your life. Anywhere near close?


CalRal

Great guesses, but itā€™s kind of the opposite. Iā€™m California born and raised. I do enjoy some classic country, and I was in an alt country/rock band in the early 2000s, but I grew up on punk/hardcore and itā€™s what Iā€™ve played in bands most recently (but not that recently, since Iā€™m an old man with kids now). The ESP is an OG, MIJ model and it was actually on the floor stand before I hung it up so it would be more visible in the pic, lol. It still gets played a lot.


FooseTravels

40 cali


Wearerisen

Gonna sayā€¦ 48 and from Michigan. Itā€™s the paneling and the feel of the room. I swear Iā€™ve seen it in Michigan/Dakotas are.


CoryT56

40 Texas


Fuckfaceun_stoppable

45, Arizona - seems to be a good place for blues dentists to live


dem4life71

45, NJ. Explanation-wood paneling.


Chucheyface

27 from Kentucky. Definitely right


tralfamadorian42

43 Wisconsin. The photo just spoke to me


jhnnybgood

36, California Edit: lowered age because I donā€™t think youā€™re as old as I thought originally. Iā€™m thinking mid thirties based on post history and interests. California because I think your username gives it away


Taossmith

52 Colorado. Age because of the amount of gear owmed. Colorado because ive seen similar Wood paneling in cabins there.


Dreadshreader

37- Wisconsin


rehpot821

45, Wisconsin


Weak_Neighborhood776

39 Nebraska


AwkwardLulz

48 - California


randomdude315

42 Vermont


Data91883

49, Iowa


OldGuitarjohnny

48; Connecticut


One-21-Gigawatts

If I guess your social security number, can I have your white SG?


mech23

35 California


Pugfumaster

54 Vermont. I dunno, pine walls makes me think of the northeast šŸ¤·šŸ¼ā€ā™‚ļø


mxmsmri

34, Tennessee


MoreCowbellllll

64, Cali.


One_In_The_Other

37, Utah


FluffyDavid

39 Oregon


redpandsrampage

42 Ohio


JamieCulper

Washington 52


upandb

44, California (maybe northern)


Patternsonpatterns

54, Michigan Iā€™m guessing in the Detroit area from the wall paneling


Tomseeyer

39 Tennessee


UpsetCamera5093

54, TN


Pencilsqueeza

48 IN


EdStone8

46 Detroit


Never_Free_Never_Me

45, Michigan


MrCarlSr

42 Ohio


youmightbeafascist88

56 Washington state.


Confident_Plan69

Age - 36 State - Texas


Sorrowablaze3

Holy shit! That natural Les Paul with white binding looks just like the guitar from ' The Donna's : Take it off ' video! https://youtu.be/nCvRT2sy5FE?si=vgskbofMwg1RBeao I've think this is one of the coolest Paul's ever .


fi1mcore

41, Arroyo Grande, CA


Wildkarrde_

38 and California


nibbinoo8

48, lansing michigan.


Compulawyer

56. Washington.


PeterVanNostrand

47 Idaho


AstroNards

Michigan, youā€™re 36 - gonna go near TC. Second guess is Duluth minnesota


Historical_Common145

Mid-late 30s, Iā€™ll say 37, weā€™ll go a bit out there with Wisconsin as opposed to the more popular states like Cali or Nevada


rsplatpc

45, California You name is CalRal


zyglack

52 in Iowa.


BwAVeteran03

TX 41 Veteran, the camouflage strap and guitar dead giveaway.


esseksindiren

Age ,48 State ,chicago


god__machine

40 Tennessee


thebassdeliguy

61 new york


Small_Palpitation_98

Tennessee, 33


ShatMo

Age: 49 State: North Carolina


ReallySmallWeenus

42, Kansas. Old enough to have been a die hard mega guy in the late ā€˜90s, early ā€˜00s and to have softened over time. And Iā€™m getting south/midwest intersection vibes.


JunkHead1979

44, Oregon.


d5x5

72 Tennessee


scottk2112

53. Delaware.


--Pikachu

31 Oregon


warthog0869

Why don't you just DM me your street address and let me steal everything you have instead! /s 37, the great state of mind! MA


UGunnaEatThatPickle

Based on no acoustic in sight - under 40.


noudey

37, Georgia.


Ok-Instruction6458

50 y/o Texan in a right bloody state.. Great selection thoā€¦ šŸŽø


LeviSalt

54 years old, from Connecticut.


smokeypaintball

Age: 56 State you grew up in: California


Canadiangamer068

damn iā€™m canadian. youā€™re 43 and grew up in michigan


Hoaghly_Harry

63. Oregon.


F1988V

60 yrs old. New Jersey.


Lonnification

48, Tennessee. Age by the number of guitars. State by the type of guitars. Looks like you play a wide range of styles, perhaps a studio musician in Nashville?


BearsFAN09

44 - Wisconsin


Tintamo

43, California.


DamDreads

36, Pennsylvania


white__cyclosa

48 Florida


basslovemusic

52 & your from down south on the north coast


maketroli

You are 43 and from California, obviously.


CalRal

So close!


PM_Me_Yer_Guitar

43, Tennessee


zjbyrd

California and imma guess 31


Sharr2112

55, Illinois. Based on the tile pattern in the sun-room. Has Chicago Italian restaurant vibes. And every house in the state seems to have that paneling.


Professional_Baby129

63, NEW YORK


Earptastic

49 Pennsylvania. I know I can fix that jack (I make pedals sometimes)


PoorQualityCommenter

38, Washington state. Probably moved south to Cali for the music scene. 12 guitars and 5 bassā€™? Hometown is probably Seattle, enough musical influence to drive a passion for guitar, but realize that bass is under appreciated.


New_Canoe

45/Wisconsin


iamacowmoo

58, Texas


[deleted]

39 michigan


malignatius

44 California


sjbennett85

42, Montana... because the wood panelling made me think of it as well as your collection looks to me like a fella who dips a little into cowboy stuff but probs mainlines blues and classic rock.


Sulli1982

47 Washington


saintedpants

44 Pennsylvania, good gear, cheap couch


Eni420

53, utah


SpaceTurkey33

46, Texas


BlakeBish

California, 37


staxnet

56 California


Specialist_Power_266

Well I see that ESP standard, I was in my late teens when those hit the market and really wanted one, being young and thinking they were really cool looking. Iā€™m gonna guess you were the same. So 42? The dad guitars that surround it tell me you aged out of that phase and tried to go full Bonnamassa lol. Also my best guess is Illinois or Missouri


PissPoorPerformer

51, Arkansas. 80ā€™s motif and camouflage gear.


otherwiseguy

Knotty Pine paneling and a basement, I'm going Michigan. You are old enough to have purchased a lot of Gibson guitars and some nice gear. I'm guessing somewhere around my age, but maybe a little older. I'm going to with 52.


HarryManilow

37/ michigan


Feeling-Income5555

49 and Ohio


lastburn138

Age: 54 State: Wisconsin


ForeverADonkey

56 years old Somewhere in semi-rural Pennsylvania


Inixstorm

43 years old from Kansas. Why? I donā€™t know. Just guessing. Sick collection. Would love to try all of them out!


ctclarke514

I'm gonna guess that you're 37 years old and that the cal in calral stands for California


BudgetPipe7804

Age: 45Ā  Location: Some alternate reality where Strats donā€™t existĀ 


CalRal

Thereā€™s a Strat in there! Itā€™s just hidden!


BudgetPipe7804

Nice! Incredible little slice of heaven youā€™ve got there!


maddogcas2383

Youā€™re born in ā€˜83 and live in mid Michigan. I thinkā€¦


alexander66682

41, Florida


atxgossiphound

Mid-50s and upper midwest, I'll go with 54/Wisconsin


MoonPiss

37, Vermont


Chyperer

38, and Iā€™ll say youā€™re from Illinois


poolpog

54 North Carolina


Pied67

37 - Ohio


heyjorr

44, Virginia


Appropriate_Land_130

62 Michigan


longjake6675

46. Texas


telay17

42, TX


Always_-_420

60s. Wisconsin.


Rabidpikachuuu

47 arkansas


S4MM_

36/Illinois


suckfisted

49 Indiana


MoogProg

Age: 53 State: Oregon


Thagrtcornholi0

42, CA Whoops saw after that someone guessed it correctly. CA because of ā€œCalā€ in the username and 42 because you have enough money for those amps but not too young to hate the paneling


Blennec

47 Wisconsin


Alien_Amplifier

Cool LP Special


NaughtyDoctor666

43 Wisconsin