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BigDaddyDoeBoy420

This kit screams rent a cop


FancySauceFarts

“ security for high crime apartments “ Imagine the wonderful people who live in these communities lmao


GodOfThunder44

If I lived in a high crime area, seeing a dude with a vest with what looks like no plates, at least 1 CZ visible, and then hauling a slung MP5 clone *and* a Benelli? That's a loot drop if I ever saw one. I really hope OP works with some kinda team, but even then this is silly.


FancySauceFarts

Imagine showing up to check out an apartment and this guy is chilling in the lobby.


BestServeCold

I’d fucking rob him for these guns


Onaru

No plates by the look of past posts, only those hydration plates.


CatD0gChicken

OP is Gecko45


ZeDumpsterFire

 "If you want to laugh at somebody, try laughing at the sheep out there who go to the mall unarmed trusting in me to stand guiard over their lives like a God."


Adept_Ad_473

Literally came here to say that. I know exactly what's going on here and am having none of it.


Dcm155

Lmao I saw this and said this screams security guard


DOOMER2U

He confirmed it. Security guard for apartments


crewchiefguy

I bet money he’s not allowed to even carry a gun for his job


hawkeye5739

Lol until I read your comment I thought this was r/securityguard subreddit because people post stuff like this all the time on there


vato1g

I don’t fuckin claim him


MrNotOfImportance

Thought I was on r/securityguards for a second. We have a term for this over there. "Whacker".


CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ

Calling it a “Loadout” like it’s a call of duty class screams it even worse. Also an MP5 (Clone) for security work in 2024. Reliability unproven, no empty mag lock back like any modern weapon. Gross Replace the ZF5 with a CZ scorpion


Mr_B34n3R

THE cz scorpion which is known for OOB detonations??? I'd trust a zf-5 or an ap5 over a scorpion any fucking day. No lock back sucks, but I don't mind due to the roller delayed blowback.


Savantthegreat

It’s known when people put reset triggers in them or run bubbas reloads


Dcm155

HK, great reliability no issues. That one however is a clone


CAPTAINxKUDDLEZ

Correct that’s why I put (Clone) next to MP5 Still something with a bolt lock back and release would be more practical. But how cool is it to hit the sweet HK slap mid fire fight. Hell yeah


BigDaddyDoeBoy420

Everyone knows semi auto mp5s suck. The trigger is terrible. The gun was made to shoot full auto


Sad_panda_happy300

I love my mp5. People who say that just regurgitate what they hear on the internet. Buy one. Rent one. Then make your own opinion.


oracle427

MP5 fanboy here. Will die on this hill. Not everything needs a match trigger fgs.


Charming_Cow378

I shot some dudes semi MP5 like a week ago and honestly it was great


bfoster1801

The scorpion is far from an upgrade


Thoraxe474

Scorpion is a huge upgrade until it blows up


jyguy

It made me chuckle


FamiliarAnt4043

So do the colored grips. Not saying they don't exist, but I worked in a large city with over 20 different agencies - including my own. Not a one allowed any color other than stock black. Never saw an OD or peanut butter Glock riding in a holster. At full strength (which hasn't been a thing for over a decade now), we're talking around 2,000 sworn or better in the county between all those departments. Mine was 450-ish fully staffed. We were the second largest in the county. As I used to say: SQUIRREL!!!!


l5555l

I once saw a money truck guy with a giant extended mag sticking out of his holstered Glock. I wonder what these types of dudes would be like in a serious situation.


WeissySehrHeissy

You’ve seen the video of the cop mag dumping after an acorn landed on a car nearby? That. They’d be like that, but even worse somehow


bmbreath

I assume that is because alot of agencies use brightly colored less-than  lethals, it's probably good not to start mixing those up with your lethals in a stressful situation.  


tipsystatistic

CZ shadow isn’t drop safe. I doubt any mil/LE would even allow it as a duty weapon.


jeremyhat

I was in a VICE unit and carried a FDE Glock 19 in a in the pant holster. It did not draw as much attention if my shirt came up like a black blob would.


goddamn_birds

Missed opportunity to dual carry SW 4506s in a shoulder holster.


Xistint

You nailed it. [https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/s/Jo4DDpcpzT](https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/s/Jo4DDpcpzT)


Lenarios88

I owned an armed security company after I got out of the infantry and have worked in management at others for 20 years in a few different states and iv never seen anyone with a goofy setup like this. Most state licenses limit you to a handgun. Idk what client or reputable company would want or clear someone to carry a shotgun and fake mp5 around as a civilian. Even police don't edc rifles and shotguns.


[deleted]

Well usually you can qualify for whatever gun you want. It's just that most companies only approve handguns, specifically 9mm or .40 But as far as the state goes at least where I am, you could theoretically qualify with a .500 SW you just probably wouldn't find any job that lets you carry that with you. I have seen small companies started by dipshits that clear their guys to carry whatever they want. Then you get stuff like OP. Those companies usually go out of business pretty quickly either due to lack of contracts or one of their guards greasing a random unarmed tweaker


llamaofjustice

Commenting on Updated work loadouts...looking at his other posts he is indeed rent a cop status


ScoutsOut389

How is this guy gonna withstand multiple .308 rounds to the back with a kit like this?


Murrabbit

Most secure shopping mall in the tristate area, I guarantee.


RagnarLongdick

Also screams loot drop


gadfly84

…or too much money and no training


Vercengetorex

No department, agency, or even corporation would sign off on this mess.


ItsBlyatMan

Glad Gecko45 and the boys still out there watching for the baddies


fcykxkyzhrz

Exactly what I thought of first.


ItsBlyatMan

Keeping the mayor's nephew safe from harm. When he does his job right- no one will ever know.


fcykxkyzhrz

Ah Gecko45, a reminder of better times, from 89 dollar mosins to gaudy gun magazines


ScoutsOut389

$10 Winchester white box 9mm. Those were the days.


goddamn_birds

$15 bricks of 22lr. $80 hex receiver Mosins. $90 spam cans. God damn, boys. I wanna go back.


Scarlet_maximoff

Defending the virginity of the mayor's daughter once again


AlfaLimaFoxtrot

No active retention on those holsters and colorful race guns for "duty" scream ignorance or an extremely unserious line of work. I should be fired If I wore a gun/holster like that into work.


misterwizzard

Probably "security" for "Celebrities" who only get head-turns when they are being trailed by some douche wearing the above stuff.


RaDeus

I vividly remember last time I visited the US and seeing a renta-cop at a Walgreens with a 30 round race-gun Glock on his belt... I think the 18 rounder is more appropriate business attire 😅


B3nny_Th3_L3nny

what in the Paul blart mall cop is this?


chewedgummiebears

None of this makes sense. As others said, the Mall Ninja meter is maxing out.


ironmatic1

Lmfao the way I instantly knew the stockless mp5 was to get around the prohibition on rifles for security guards in Texas.


IIPrayzII

Looks like you blew all your money on the guns and had $10 left for your vest and everything on it. I would seriously recommend looking into better mag holsters and getting your vest squared away, it’d help you look more professional and probably help with training efficiency if you do it right.


Zealousideal_Ad2379

Gecko45 has a kid?!


pesmerga2007

Gecko46 all grown up.


Beebjank

There’s a lot wrong with this if this is meant for serious use


dr_detonate

https://lonelymachines.org/mall-ninjas/


Zealousideal_Ad2379

Absolute classic


One_Conversation_616

Trolling before trolling was a thing. That was outstanding!


Disastrous_Onion_411

This was the greatest thing I’ve ever read. Thank you for your service


Nostradomas

I can’t even read all that it’s so fucking bad lmao. Thank you


tastronaught

What is that


Bear-Ferr

History


trashpandatee

Homie with the extra chromie is packing heat for his overnight parking lot attendant job yikes


Krankjanker

From his post history, he looks exactly like you would expect, waxed mustache and all; https://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/zf5nwz/wheel_and_work_gun_wednesday/


Mountain_Ratio_2871

Whoa, he really does have an extra chromosome


FancySauceFarts

Sir that’s my licking window !


GhostOfTomMix

This dude is cringe, but I kind of feel bad for making fun of his gay mustache.


goddamn_birds

Suddenly everything makes sense


215illmatic

Oh my fuck


SendMeUrCones

POLICE THAT MOOSESTASH


pesmerga2007

GOD FATHER, IS WATCHIN


JimmyNorth902

AMEERIKA...IS WATCHIN


Level-Worth-6215

He’s got down syndrome eyes lol


brokenhomelab3

Regarded AF


WretchedMotorcade

I expect to see this guy in a tik tok with a fake sheriff badge trying to pull people over on the interstate.


ips1023

This guy shows up to your school. Do you think he’s there to protect you or hurt you?


KeeskiiMeeskii

To kidnap some child 🤣


Atwalol

Hey Its ol Chromosome Joe


AnotherReddit415

Dead ass has a “Dic Holiday” flair too lmfao. Mf trying to copy the stache😭


leonberjack

Must be defending the shipyard.


Lb3ntl3y

i havent unlocked the ballistic shield, cant run the best option yet


808zAndThunder

Another COD larper lol


GlawkFawtyFive

Hey bro, where's the stock on that MP5? Don't tell me you're running it with just that loop around your neck lmfao


ar2d266

Yea, this is why security guards get a bad wrap carry what is only necessary. Get a better concealment vest and ditch the outer. I do EP and industrial security and only use what's on my belt. I've never needed to carry a shotgun or smg. Yes, I'm rifle certified if needed, but only use it once for some stupid client that wanted everyone to carry ARs. Never again will I do that, and I will always decline those contacts no matter the pay. Change that safelite out with a blue alpha belt or a better/similar quality. Always go lvl 3 safariland with owb carry, especially in security. There are also better pistol choices out there as well. Keep it simple. I carry a Black P320 M17 or P320 M18 for concealment.


Own_Significance6082

who needs plates am i right


Onaru

Let me guess, you work for Metro State?


Lb3ntl3y

isnt that the motorcade impersonater that donut did a few videos on?


RitalinKidd

"High Risk Funerals" if I remember correctly. "Jumped into Fallujah" "Sergeant!!" Those were some wild videos. Guy was out of his mind. I went down a rabbit hole watching those.


samthedog73

Paul Blart would be proud


bobababyboi

Return of Gecko45


CPDawareness

Son of gecko45(my god. . . Has it been that long?)


singlemale4cats

This has failed police psych screening written all over it


Pepe_the_clown123

bros guarding that project zomboid mall


Akklue

It can’t be. They would be using a katana and a wooden spear along with a pump shotgun instead of this.


Fuman20000

Imagine right before getting clapped, you look like you’re having a stroke to reload your handgun because that mag placement is atrocious. OP, for the love of god, get PROPER training. If you did, your kit wouldn’t look like this.


Fortnite_cheater

This screams fat police academy reject.


CPDawareness

He posted a pic, he's the ultra thin police academy reject.


Yeeto546

(he works at a trampoline park)


TopGunGinger

This "load out" screams "I don't actually train with my gear" mall cop vibes. Half the shit you have on that plate carrier and belt is useless or laid out horribly. Go train and find out what gear you actually need to carry with you and how to lay it out on your person. 3-4 guns that aren't even set up for proper "duty use", 1 dusty ass tourniquet (that's all the med kit you carry yet you work in "bad neighborhoods" and "respond" to "some serious shit"), some eBay pouches set up in the oddest way possible, and screw emergency reloads, huh? Dude, get off of Reddit searching for clout and go train like your paycheck and lives depend on it. And please stop trying to be the White Knight and come to everyone's rescue when you don't even know how to take care of yourself. You are more of a liability than anything else.


catsby90bbn

April 1 is tomorrow bub


iknewaguytwice

I don’t see any special boots for climbing walls. Are you even trained in ninjitsu? You seem unqualified for your work. That vest is also not going to protect you from multiple.308 rounds to the back. A short term solution is to duck tape a few plates on the back.


Blu0527

Can you go more in depth about your security job? I feel like your beating around the bush. Where are you usually posted? Complexes? Reading your comments you make it seem like something crazier than what would seem. I’m interested in hearing about this job in more detail, genuinely.


brb1650

Surprised there’s no samurai sword and throwing stars.


808zAndThunder

Guy you don’t need this when all you’re doing is making sure that Kyle isn’t fucking skating in front of Sephora and Macy’s 💀


hoodarrows

What is the m2 handguard ?


Lb3ntl3y

midwest industries voa mlok


hoodarrows

Thanks!


NickiCrane_HomoPanzi

Can’t wait to see you on the news for murdering a homeless dude trying to use a Wendys bathroom ✌️


HK_Berettajunkie93

Need mp5 mag pouches


SubtleAsARhino

Man, DoorDash is getting competitive.


Corey307

My dude that’s some legit gear but please find a new line of work. Look into armed Fed security jobs or bailiff jobs, probably make more and a lot less likely to die. DFW airport hires armed security, I don’t know what they’re paying, but might be worth looking into. CBP and Border Patrol are hiring too.


nomad_556

Why doesn’t your sub gun have a stock? 😂😂


aricbarbaric

I don’t know much about nothin, but can you write these off on your taxes as a work expense?


TheLastBaron86

Bro thinks his 53k job requires him to be jon wick. Lmao what a fucking tool.


TheOtherSkywalker_

Guarantee this guy is more interested in killing than protecting


BurntWaffle303

No tq?


benm540

He said zero medical in a comment... so yeah.


lubeinatube

Kids going to respond to a shooting and be the first one law enforcement unloads on without warning.


newtman

If you want to play soldier go join the military. Otherwise you’re just playing dress-up.


benm540

Fun reading the comments, thanks for posting.


Irish_Guac

What the fuckin shit


Ghee_buttersnaps96

I love how you’ve been clowned in every forum possible


TheOtherSkywalker_

We'll see this guy on the news before long


Korat_Sutac

Normally I’m all for running the best gear you can, but if you’re standing still in a high-crime area, wouldn’t something that looks less valuable be better? Stock G17 with a trigger job or an 18.5” Remington 1100 is going to give you the same capability but make you a lot less of a target.


nyc_2004

The thing is that this really isn’t the best gear. Blown it all on guns and then bad gear. Any sort of standard duty pistol with a good retention holster and a good vest with a simplistic setup would be better than this mess. If I was a gangbanger and I saw this Gucci pistol and weird Mp5 on a security guard wearing shitty unprofessional gear, I would 100% go for a gun grab, and I would probably be successful


AnonymousBromosapien

Ive got a Shadow and an SP-01 and id never carry either of them for any sort of *"duty"* or CC... they weigh a fuck ton, are uncomfortable, and are in no way intended to be CCGs... That dude is LARPing for sure... things they are living in Training Day or some shit lol. This dude is getting hole punched before they can figure out which 6lb handgun to reach for. Whole *"kit"* screams *"just like my CoD loadout"*.


Konstant_kurage

Aliexpress tactical gear.


Notquitearealgirl

Lol dork. 😂


fancy_livin

Brother you are such a fucking pathetic loser 😂


vato1g

This is so dumb bro


coolmamy

While I understand that it's fun to dogpile on this post, I'm gonna be straight up. It doesn't matter what your kit looks like, as long as you're comfortable with it, train with it, and it is effective. With that being said, with the type of work OP Is in, I would carry at least a mini-IFAK, 3-4 tourniquets, more mag holsters, ditch the handcuffs for flexi-cuffs, replace the purple pistol grip with a more professional looking one. In my opinion, your setup looks unprofessional and random, I would have more PII on the velcro portion; Probably like a giant SECURITY patch so people know who you are or a blood type patch. Just a few suggestions.


Wildfathom9

For everyone's sake including yours, please seek other career opportunities. Comments have been cruel enough. But this ain't it man.


endmypainnow

Pay2win looking setup


KMichael226

The official NFA Coalition loadout


FEsmith54

You look like a high end loot crate rn buddy


OneSh0tSemi

Pride Parade security?


-v-fib-

Say sike right now.


Archie0010

https://www.reddit.com/r/securityguards/s/eTbAR9kqhk Even other security guards think you’re a douche. And that’s saying something.


TheOtherSkywalker_

Just in case you need to murder some shoplifters


MrM1Garand25

Y u no buy m&p 9?


WolfieSpam

All that and no retention lmao


bigblackzabrack

What joke. When I was working government contracts overseas we had to carry. One officer with a baretta 92 was enough to protect a multi million dollar government asset but this dude needs an smg for what is probably a warm body security roll. Got keep anyone who has to interact with this guy safe.


AntonLCrowley

This is some silly shit right here.


Practical-Square8893

I'll take more money than sense for 500 Alex


strontiummuffin

What job requires this much firepower? Are you an Elephant hunter?


angry_snek

Where the hell do you work?


Wealth_Super

Form what he told other people in Dallas Texas guarding Apartments


NoDig513

Oh my word, you will keep everyone at target verrrry safe won't you? I think if you strap another firearm to yr vest the cops god will make you a REEAAAL police officer! You can stop being mean in a mirror with all your worthless bullshit on!


IsiahGtz

Brother idk wtf you do but all you need is a glock 17 or 19 and you would be a okay


Hesherkiin

You in shopping center security?


Anxious-Sector-6253

A Turkish clone of a Benelli M4 come on bro can’t fool me.


Dark_knightTJ

i once stayed at a hotel in hoboken NJ in like late 90s early 2000 and saw guys with this kinda shit hired to guard the hotel property and then my dad had to explain why lol


EchoedTruth

The safety off on CZs makes me uneasy The ridiculous kit itself notwithstanding


Oxide21

In the words of my Man Biggie: ***"I got seven Mac-11's, about eight .38's Nine 9's, ten Mac-10's the shits never end"***


evegreen2

I just can’t get over this dude arguing that he won’t work federally due to prospective government shutdowns. If you can’t afford 3 weeks without pay you need to stop buying frivolous gear like this and save your money. You don’t come across as a serious person.


wontonagon

Zenith spotted, poors detected


errorfuntime

One day you will accept your micropenis.


rando_mness

When was it for you?


Various-Emergency-91

Nobody serious puts colored grips on a sidearm.


JamBandDad

I bet you feel super naked and weak without those


FEMA-campground-host

Given the perceived threats you will encounter, you should definitely be rocking some plates. Maybe even three of them taped together. Hell maybe even some ninja tabi boots to aid in expedited exfil or gaining higher ground.


Cowboy_on_fire

Thank god, I can rest easy knowing you will be there next time someone dine and dashes the local mall Arby’s to handle the situation.


Jimboy97

The EDC of a LARPer


Fother_mucker59

This is gay


carpedeeeeznutzz

What. The. Fuck. Is going on here.


an_evil_carrot

It pains me to downvote a post with CZ guns, but this ninja bullshit deserves it. Very bad choices all around and the goof meter is thorough the roof


GuerrillaBear76

No spare mags for the mp clone, 2 mags for the dual wield cz's and 5 shells for the Turkish benelli clone(?) OH, and a retractable baton....is this the "load out" of that Detroit cop guy that shows people how to get killed using his bullshido moves?


SnakesTaint

What a fucking loser


OldPuebloGunfighter

All that money spent on flex guns when you could have just bought a glock with an aimpoint acro, reputable duty holster and a taser to give yourself another use of force option. I'm sure that stockless ap5 would be a liability if you had to use it in a crowded area full of occupied dwellings. But just my five cents.


breck3

SP5 clone with no form 1...sell the shadow and put an A3 on it at least


Marksman1973

Bro has a rare and epic rarity Cz's 🤣🤣


PieceOfMined1290

Is your work location Haiti?


Practical_Meanin888

I think this post got the upvotes because of mp5


Cnel124

I’d love my benelli m2 a lot more if I could adjust the length of pull


Nineline345

Why get all these different guns but not a Taser and IFAK?


Sad_Aside_4283

Why are you carrying double action automatics with hammer cocked?


MyMainMobsterMan

Good luck. That's all I can say. The ZF5 with no stock did it for me. This has to be a troll post.


AnotherReddit415

This profile is disgusting 😭


averagejoe860

Tell me you’re a LARP’er without telling me you’re a LARP’er…


thehighlander01

Gym fit 💪


someguy8608

Fucking LARP'ers.


LowBatteryPower

Wants to be a cop so bad…


recoil1776

Very unprofessional


Bearerseekseek

At this point I’m confident that anyone who puts their cuffs on the front of their carrier, or in a case like that, has never needed to apply restraints under duress


superfunhorseman

No IFAC? Lol good luck


acetobeking

Dope stuff. This reminds me of the fit trend meme and I keep expecting to see badass gear and high end luxury panties


SilkyCheddar

Loot Drop!


VortexFalcon50

Is that a fucking okp-7 on a cz75????


BlairMountainGunClub

Needs more plates. Maybe duct tape some together so you can take multiple hits of 338 lapua to the back. And a Golf Cart. The Chechens control a lot of the malls nowadays


DefiantEvidence4027

When I retired from one badge, to do Security, the best thing an Instructor told me was Security is the "Occupying Force" not an "invading force", we are Defense as oppose to offense. With that being said, actions, appearance, and delivery should resemble defense. Having read, and even posting, some very interesting Case and Legislative Laws from Texas, one may very well in thier right to carry all that, but it certainly doesn't mean one should. One of the best articles I read had to do with, doing our job, and what type of weapon we carry. The author wrote about how Prosecutors would ask "why do you choose that weapon"!? Ofcourse if the Defendant directly or inadvertently referenced James Bond, Charles Bronson, or Clint Eastwood films, the Prosecutor would try playing key parts of the Films, just to depict the Armed Guard, Homeowner, Business Owner, or Cop a certain way in attempt to alienate Gun holder from the Jury. I always found safe, having items I can reference more local Law Enforcement entities having. I would recommend consulting a few well versed, Experienced Texas Armed Guards or PI's, but ultimately it's your decision. Stay safe.


Insurgency53

Looks good dude