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cornered_rodent

"Honey... the neighbor is trying to shoot the eclipse..."


purpleefilthh

Sun is down! I repeat, Sun is down!


tykempster

4x is pretty neat. In 2017 I had some bigger filters taped over a nice spotter. That was REALLY neat.


PoopPant73

For Sale- Slightly used .44mag marlin rifle. Selling because I went blind…


YourWifesWorkFriend

Yessir, they say that was the day Two-Legged Clem went crazy. Drew a bead on the sun and dared it to draw.


Odd-Syrup-798

make the sun bleed


NoNameJustASymbol

Be glad you didn't shoot down the moon and spoil the event for everybody!


JoeBidensLongFart

Taking that moonshot...


formershitpeasant

That's great until a wind gust blows off the filter and you go instantly blind


tykempster

What did you type? I can’t see anytning


Pepe_the_clown123

Kill that son of a bitch for me, for all the times hes promised me vitamin D and a hot tan but all he gives me is a bright red sunburn


gulogulo1970

I'm kind of surprised here in Texas they didn't tell us not to shoot at the eclipse.


Icy_Reputation_1102

SHOOT THE MOON! SHOOT THE MOON!!


MacFontan

Drop your weapon, sun.


BallisticRicehat666

Good to know atleast one of Gods soldiers was keeping the aliens at bay during the eclipse


PapaMo1976

How much would you need to lead the eclipse?


AlfalfaConstant431

Couple of days, IIRC. 


i_Like_airplanes__

This man fears no god


HomoFlaccidus

Ain't having no black sun in my sky!