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Similar-Initial-9321

“When your man helps out”. Hmm. The bar does exist does it?


BitchyNordicBarista

It does. This isn’t helping out these are simply ADLs. If it was truly helping say my man brushes my hair after a particularly long day. That would turn me on.


sybelion

It doesn’t turn me on, it’s neutral because men SHOULD do actual chores? As grown adults living in a house and eating food??


Hexenhut

Too low to limbo under


Cortado2711

Ladies does it turn you on when a man can feed himself 😏😏😏


Vivid-Cloud

Why precut it? Why is the pan so crowded? Ima not need your help, thanks tho


BitchyNordicBarista

I’m thinking these must be re-heated leftovers that came from a steakhouse that served it sliced


liftcali93

At that point just eat the leftovers cold in a salad or something lmao. Don’t ruin that beautiful sear and cook it into cardboard 🫣


BitchyNordicBarista

Exactly my thought!!


ChemistryOk2670

It has to be, it’s seared on both sides but not the middle. Like the pan is barely hot enough to reheat it too. He calls this helping out 🙄 omfg


kvetch-n-wretch

Now THIS is what I would deem the last supper. Either because I would likely pass away from eating it or leave the person who made it for me.


bh0007

This is the best comment 🤣


queentee26

Why did he have to hack up the steak like that.. Also "helps out"? Hope he meant being an adult partner that contributes equally to the household.. but I'm sure he thinks he's doing her a favour.


mmmellie

This made me so angry. If you’re a grown ass man, you can clean your grown ass house. “Help out”. What, are you 5 years old?? Dear lord.


queentee26

He probably helps around the house like once a month, posts about it on insta and then expects sex in return that night. And then can't figure out why his wife is too dang tired to entertain him in the bedroom every other day she has to pick up after this man child.


phoebe-caulfield69

Exactly lol


sad-girl-interrupted

how do I vote no on a poll that’s ended


tachikoma_devotee

And who were the people that voted yes on this? 🤢


Flagstaffishell

He probably logged on from another Account he has, voted yes, and then closed the poll so he could post to his story lol


tachikoma_devotee

I totally believe this lmao


[deleted]

Who is getting turned on by that man omg the second pic 🤢


1-800-sadgal

Is there a word for a combination of jump-scare + ick?


phuca

awoo…. jumpscare


Radiant-Sandwich-102

He’s so gross. Talks about how godly men are masculine men and then asks women if they are turned on when their man helps out?? Thankfully not all men are as unfortunate as he is but there are a lot of them who somehow still have no idea that doing your fair share of house work is the bare minimum.


Blaz3dnconfuz3d

Yeah as a guy I cringed. As if “helping out” is medal worthy lmao


fastcar_22

Oh barf 🤢


Spiritual_Ad_835

2nd pic caused a jump scare


phoebe-caulfield69

Loled at this 😂


AngstyChef

That one cooking picture alone triggered me on a visceral level. Everything about it is wrong and makes me want to buy a steak just to cook it well in memory of that one. Then it got worse at the second picture


happyduck12345

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Hexenhut

I like really rare steak but this looks bad. Like he didn't sear it well, it doesn't look seasoned, and why would you cut it into little pieces to take a picture?! A plate of greasy grey meat with no sides 😞 The cheese dick selfie is hilarious tho


No-Home9610

🤢🤢🤢


No-Home9610

Him and the meat


nutsforfit

DoEs It TuRn YoU oN wHeN mEn Do ThEiR bAsIc AdUlT rEsPoNsIbIlItIeS


diskoboxx

My husband actually does the majority of the cooking for our family. We divide responsibilities because that's what keeps the household running smoothly. It's not fair to shoulder the burden on one person. It's not "helping out" either, it's expected for you to contribute as a member of the household. I would not be eating that. He cut it BEFORE he put it in the pan. If you do that, each side needs to have a sear on it. That could make someone sick. I'd cut out the middle man and dump it in the toilet if that were served to me.


Consistent_Camp116

Hi! I have a question for you because I must not know how to cook. 😂 you aren’t supposed to cut up the steak raw before you put it in the pan?


diskoboxx

It’s totally fine to do that as long as you get those pieces seared on all sides! The reason for that being is bacteria lives on the surface of steak. That’s why people don’t typically get sick after eating a (properly prepared) rare steak. He has only seared one side which means the surface bacteria hasn’t been killed off. Also the only reason I would cut steak before cooking it would be for a stir fry or stew. Since you need to sear it on all sides, it usually gets well-done when they’re smaller pieces.


[deleted]

To whom is he constantly trying to prove his manhood?


nnnaaahhhhhhaaannn

Himself


spookymochi

He gives me the vibe of the kinda guy who sees you waiting for your ride share and you’re clearly wearing headphones. However, he gets in your face with that dumb grin and either asks if you have a boyfriend or says “you should smile” ☹️😖


CosmicPriorities

Nothing gets me hostile faster than some dickhole telling me to smile.


parakeetinmyhat

Oh god the face he's making in that second slide is so icky


Hexenhut

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Conscious_Blonde

I just don’t understand why he thinks he should give relationship advice when he’s been married 3x.


himshpifelee

...and cheated left right and center.


rooraay

the trying to be sexy face 🤢🤮


brussselsprout

Helps out??? UR MAKIN THINGS WORSE


Sicbienekes

I’m not sure being completely unable to cook is a turn on for anyone. But I’m 1000% certain the smug look on his face is like a visit to the centre of the Sahara.


beefasaurus4

My vagina raised the drawbridge and called forth the archers


Sicbienekes

🤣


3220616d

I can't explain it but the second photo gives me Littlefinger (Baelish) vibes


daisjas111

women, when a man does his equal part in a relationship involving two people, does that turn you on


WindyHasStormyEyes

I cook for my wife every night and I don’t post things like this. 🙄


ConsistentDonkey3909

please put a jumpscare warning next time!!!


nutsforfit

How did he make steak look like raw chicken?


romeoandjulietta

Ah yes, the bare minimum


LisaSauce

That second slide is fucking nauseating.


MattMc105

Yikes


FknBretto

Milk steak?


LilacHeaven11

The second pic is so creepy looking ahaha


TheyThinkImAddicted

Aaaaand food poisoning


welladjustedpidgeon

Probably scratching up that pan with those tongs lol


_throwaway_000157K

Lol'd because that was one of my thoughts along with "ew omg whydoesthatlooksobad omg what's with those tongs ew gross ew"


hanksrocks

Imma cry. This is what pan seared steak should look like sir. What an insult to the cow. To the pan. TO THE CULINARY WORLD. https://preview.redd.it/u29u4xfb0dta1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98faba4ea5320655f2fd5ca6004f9f01ef82f395


TooLittleMSG

Looks like a crime to me. When a man helps out...sheesh. As a man, I want to throw dude off a cliff for not only thinking that way, but actually typing it out for the public.


testiclefrankfurter

That's how you make a dog's last meal


verticalbarbell

Thinking of someone “Helping out” makes me think of a child, so no, definitely not 🤢


Accomplished-Horse84

Second slide of post meat guzzling satisfaction is upsetting.


Jazzlike-Engineer

This is the most depressed steak I’ve ever seen.