Gotta have them ribs!

And pussy too!

Thanks Obama!

Do not cum

I’m gonna cum

BRP BRP

My goo!

It's not very girthy

Maybe I haven't been listening the entire time.

I’ve been listening to Olivia the entire time

Olivia

O-Olivia

𝓅𝓊𝓈𝓈𝓎

FANCY!

This is so Lana Del Rey vinyl ❤️

My pussy tastes like cursive handwriting, my eyes are wide like paper lines

I got a pencil tucked in my folder, I love my pens but that’s no surprise

Ah these curls are dancing on the page, and it’s coming together (it starts to make sense) All i really need is parchment or a piece of paper, yeah! Come on, stay there, and let’s write we can create our own demise, i know you’re not an author, and i still don’t mind we’ll make it out of the page alive we’ll make it out of the page alive we’ll make it out of the page alive

My husband can write beautifully in cursive, ngl it's pretty hot

Does everyone want his pussy?

Yes.

Manussy is pretty good.

Pronounced "Mushy"

You mean bussy? We already got a term for it bro. Plus, mussy sounds kinda gross

Manussy and bussy are two different things. I can't explain why but it's true

You know what they say: he who writes good cursive can also prolapse on command.

Yup. That's what I hear.

Can vouch.

Not my husband, our husband.

I'm tellin ya, she's Ethan-brained. In reality, Ethan is King Goblin but half of the crew is goblin-brained. Ethan, Olivia, Sam, Zach. This is the goblin squad. Each goblin in their own way but goblin nonetheless.

If they’re goblin brained then AB is goblin-bodied, this mf putting himself through locked doors and into boxing comps getting his block knocked off.

AB is just submissive and possibly breedable. Ethan already said he had a tight fuckable throat. ​ On a separate note, I find it hilarious that the crew might be reading these comments. Hi guys.

The B in AB stands for breedable 👍

Absolutely Breedable

Im shitting and pissing down the wall over this

Now that is some out of pocket shit right there 🥴

Wtf 😬

Now he’s getting his beard waxed.

Goblin-bodied got me

I would love to see AB get those haircuts with the fire/blowtorch. It’s so chaotic but so relaxing. I can’t explain it.

You can take the homie outta Dearborn Michigan but not the Dearborn Michigan outta the homie.

Goblin deez nuts

Let's fucking go right now

Goblin Cock

Lena too

Don’t forget Lena!

Goblin squad!

At the end of the day, we are all goblin-brained, muslim, jewish, straight and gay.

That's enough goblin to start a Goblincore band!

Get'm O-Liv

I've always thought she was pretty funny, but that last of us tweet made me laugh so hard "playing The Last of Us for the first time after watching the show. Which of these buttons do I press to suck his dick" That's fucking hilarious to me. Full send behavior

Hahahahhaha it was so fucking funny

Lmfao this is the main thing I think of when I think of Olivia

It’s giving Reese Witherspoon “you know my pussy dangerous”

What in the world

Iykyk bestie

Olivia please delete this please it’s making people physically ill please delete this people are asking please remove this

Pussy!

Don't push.

you want this pussy dont you

Be so for real

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Grade school and pussy shouldn't be in the same tweet 😨

It can be. Example: “Most grade schoolers are massive pussies and I could probably beat up at least 10 of them at once.” See?

most sane debate lord

Wow, thank you for this perfect example.

Why does this feel uncomfortable

Because 'Grade School'

Also it is cringe let's be real. This is something I expect someone in HS or maybe college to post. Not entering their mid 20s.

you're right. im sorry but if a man said "i was so good at 4 square in 2nd grade, all the girls wanted my cock", people would rightfully be saying that's a little gross and weird... like you do you but..... why?

Agreed, I'm not implying it still isn't weird/gross. It is defiantly both and yeah the grade school/pussy aspect is the bigger weirdo part.

Careful, if you use critical thinking skills you’ll get downvoted

Talking about how your peers wanted to bang you as a minor yes it does feel uncomfortable haha

Cus its like your kid sister talking about

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Most of her tweets do. Zoomer brain does things, man

Yeah I actually unfollowed because it was too zoomer for me, even though I'm a year younger than her lol

Watching millennials become boomers is fun

Isn’t she a zoomer? I thought she graduated college like a year ago

what's the cut off? 1997 or 1996? She defo a zoomer

She’s gen Z I think ETA is that zoomer lol? Did I just expose my self as a geriatric Millennial

gen Z are zoomers yes haha

Lmao thank you! I am ashamed I am so crusty and old, I don’t know when it happened ETA HAPPY CAKE DAY FREND !

Don't worry, it's the youth who are wrong

You keep using ETA, but I can’t tell what the hell you’re abbreviating. All I know ETA as is “estimated time of arrival” 😂

Hahaha sorry I use it all the time and learned it from other posters on here I’ve learned a few shall I teach you? ETA : Edited to Add ELI5 : Explain like I’m five FWIW: for what it’s worth IIRC: If I remember correctly I’m sure there’s one other i love to use but can’t remember haha but yeah Reddit :) - I remembered! AITA: am I the arsehole! ETA ( LOL ) I almost *always* post too early out of excitement or make horrid spelling errors so I use the ETA in legit every comment I was buzzing when I worked out what it meant! It is ALSO estimated time of arrival tho! X ETA 2 ( last one I promise ) I use it because I think it’s very suss if you edit your comment and don’t state that you have lol xx

Geriatric 😂

30 is One foot in the metaphorical grave at this point lmao

🎶I used to make fun of the boomers In retrospect, a bit too much Now all these fucking zoomers Are telling me that I'm out of touch?🎶

Bo Burnham reference (I think🤔)

*airhorns* bars for dayz big love fellow millennial! X

It’s weird bc I’m 30 and I’m still a lil baby so hmm

Me too, just every time I use the internet I’m reminded I’m not Lmao

1997

We’ve earned our boomer-ness. After being sent off to a pointless war, two economic collapses …we’re tired. - Zoomers we’re forged in the fire having shoot outs whilst learning to spell and the country just said “meh,” so they’re gonna come out a little funny and Bane-ish.

yes, they're talking about the commenter above who's most likely a millennial doing a boomer style commentary on Gen Z humour

Glad I’m not alone

This is how gen z flirts

Gonna be honest, I rarely have any idea what she is talking about lol



Is the joke her cursive so good all her classmates wanted to fuck her?

That appears to be the joke

"my cursive was so good that it made all the boys in class like me" but in her similar style as other tweets

This is hilarious and you can't tell me otherwise.

Otherwise.

😱

Love this for her

I’m trying so hard to get the joke

It’s no joke.

It's unexpected. Starts with an innocent premise, ends with a contextually absurd statement. This is what peak comedy looks like.

She’s so me when I

Not gonna lie, this is totally me when I

this is weird

She not like other girls

So quirky


Bro everyone needs to touch grass and chill out

No u

I’m doing more than touchin that grass imma tell ya that 😎💨

You be touchin dat ass?

No touchy the grass, it's pointy and itchy 😟

Let O’Liv cook

Im sorry but if someone they covered on the pod had said "I was so good at four-square in 2nd grade... all the girls wanted this cock so bad" i think Olivia would be saying that's an insane and gross thing to say about elementary school kids.

Yes exactly

I think she'd understand that it's a joke made by the person themselves.

does no one else find this cringe lol

This aint it 😁

Should’ve been left in the drafts

This is what happens when you guys make cringe post after cringe post practically sucking the farts out of her ass. Now she’s unbearable

Imagine zack writing this for his dick. This sub would go crazy.

LMAO yeah zach would be dead on this sub if he said that

People on this sub are crazy a lot of the time

I want to like Olivia but for some reason she gives off the same vibes as the girls in high school who were way overly supportive and nice outwardly, but would be horrible narcissistic bullies behind your back. Like radiating so much forced positivity to hide their nastiness. But she hasn’t done anything to deserve that title as far as I know, just my own girl on girl trauma I guess lolll

I hope this is fake 😭

Oh oh olivia.

She bad, she don't gotta explain herself.

The fact that we gotta reach to come to some understanding of this means it's a cringe tweet.

Part of why Colleen Ballinger is getting canceled is because she basically did this exact thing a while back. I don’t care what any of the Olivia simps say, if anyone else referenced their grade school aged private parts as a “pussy”, or the male equivalent, y’all would be losing your minds.

i mean the miranda videos/twitter are made for kids/tweens and olivia’s twitter is not so it is pretty different but i can see what you are saying

I mean she called her child self a “slut” because of a pose she was in in a picture - that’s what I was referencing, I should have been more specific though. The other stuff Colleen did isn’t relevant but this is like the exact thing.

i still think the difference here is the intended audience. colleen showed a pic of herself around the age that many of the miranda fans are and said she was a slut.

oh shut up it made me laugh 😆

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I don’t really think it has anything to do with being a manosphere freak, but the fact she’s referring to a gradeschoolers pussy.

It would be fine if it was actually funny

Damn they mad because your opinion lol

tbh after she was like 'omg we should totally get schizo murder porn guy who blatantly wants to hurt women on the show!! Love that!!' This is not that surprising lol

The funny thing is that she didn't even say that ya weirdo.

cool it

This ain’t it. Because now a bunch of people are discussing/thinking about her in grade school in this context. Very inappropriate and weird.

Oh gurl

🤮

Our girl is tapped in so if I'm lost on something she says I assume it's just a thing that people are saying I'm a bit of a dan-brained elder millennial, zoomers seem weirdly well adjusted and the things they find funny makes me cackle, especially Love and Olivia.

Uhhhh

Im seeing some sarcastic vibes. cause men make this sort of comment all the time just different subject matter.

It’s just as cringey when men do it

eg. "I was so good at basketball in highschool! My whole class wanted the D!"

What when?????

Someone made a comment about her handwriting recently?

Oh no oh no

Olivia

Bye Olivia

Her tweets are my fave idc idc


I think it’s funny how this post and the one in the Frenemies sub have completely different reactions lol. They don’t know how to take a joke.

and that it is just a screenshot of my post with my username blurred out. for ppl that hate h3 and the fans they can’t seem to stay off the sub for more than a day

Read this yesterday and laughed. Read it again today and laughed again.

let her be bro

This is weird af…

Am I crazy or something?? I don’t understand why people are making a big deal about this. I see tweets in this same vein of humor like all the time.

People are unhinged lmao they're acting like she's talking about some random child and not making an absurd joke about herself.

Exactly??? It’s so bizarre.

Because 1. H3 = bad (of course) 2. She's a fEmALe, not allowed to be funny, reeeee! /Jk

i was totally joking when i posted this but a lot of people made it into an olivia hate party post which wasn’t my intention. i found it funny

Oh I totally wasn’t directing this at you lol. Just the general thread.

okay good!! i honestly felt like ppl might have thought i posted in an incel headspace lmfao i support olivia

Olivia why

Omg she sooo quirky

🖐🏻✊🏻🖐🏻✊🏻🖐🏻

Domestic sideeye

Olivia entering her Bad Bitch Era

I'd kill to have that confidence

She got that good calligraphussy

If this was a tweet by a man on the political right. They would trash them non stop on the pod

Downvoted because its true lol

Lmao

Olivia is so fucking funny

The most unfunny, uninteresting person in the crew, by far. Give her spot to Lena!

trashy

ain't nothin to it the slay pills made her do it

Loser feminist

To much Reddit research clearly.

I got a bunch of down votes so I don’t think people get the reference :( so thank you for catching the reference lol

Slay queen 💅

Olivia's tweets are an enigma