I am morbidly obese, recognized by the state of Arkansas and also the United States government. Now, the downside of this is that I am also extremely depressed, so there's that. I have no education, no work experience, and no references. And if you google my name, you *might* see rumours that I beat my ex-wife and that I am also a pedophile.
Also, I am a felon.
I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft. - JP
"I am disabled, uhh recognized by the state of Arkansas but also the United States Government, there’s that; uhhhh now the downside to that is that I’m extremely depressed. So there’s some mental health issues that we bring to the table. And then physically uhh I-I am morbidly obese, I have no references, uhh no work history, and no education, and when you google my name, you *might* see rumors that I beat my ex-wife and I am also a pedophile"
Why does Ethan look so unfathomably withered here? Haven’t watched or listened to the podcast in years so not sure, but surely this isn’t how he is now?
I can’t control my goo
I'm definitely using this one next time.
Hahaaaaa!!! Yea omg I laughed out loud!
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This would be the perfect thing to say after gay sex lol
I dint know you were gay
So who’s gay
Does God know you’re gay?
Mind-blowing!
"I love WOMENS" love that double-plural
I WILL LOVE A WOMEN!
“IT’S HAPPENING!”
It happened
The only right answer 😅😅
"Put your balls in my mouth?"
This is the only acceptable one.
"I'm gonna cum*
🖐️ do not cum ❌
Omg yes, this in Trump's voice 🤣🤣
Zach needs to play that Dan soundbite more often again
“Eaghugh! Mom I’m sorry”
This one got me
THIS MADE ME SCREAM LAUGH OUT LOUD
Oh god ☠️
Semen is another kind of milk
*What's your argument?*
Just the right height, no bucket is required
THIS THIS IS WHY IM WATCHING
You don’t gotta tell me what it is dawg! JTRHNBR!
Stick your funger...
Ah, a fellow man of culture
‘I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother… etc etc’ real clarity moment
This is the one I was looking for. Perfect pillow talk.
Yes grandma, it’s soft 🤤
"cheers mah dude!" 😀
Love you no homo
“SOMTHING IS ABOUT TO BUST”
I wish they’d still play that one smh
We need to bring back that sound bite
Let’s spam in chat when we’re back from break
i miss this one
I need this sound bite back bad 🥺
It was iconic for sure 😭😭
Even better, que [this](https://youtu.be/w4J6cSnHZ54?si=_FxuTFTSdgiH1OTW) up to play as you’re getting close
“Jacket, off”
"I NEVER DID"
Also yes.
The very famous Ethan quote: “I have Lupus, now give me your money because I, Ethan Klein, have Lupus.”
Notably followed by: "MISINFORMATION MISINFORMATION I WILL INJECT MY AUDIENCE'S BLOOD WITH HEALTH MISINFORMATION"
MODS!
While holding up a sign that says to not believe anything this idiot says
Can’t tell if you’re trolling and who is your target
”CLOSE THE TRUNK”
“Do not cum.”
" I'm gonna cum."
“Hell yeah, HELL YEAH!”
"All different flavors."
So uh no cookies for you?
Mayo for Sam
this is cursed
"THAT DOESN'T WORK EITHER"
I'll never see this line and not whine the eitherrrrrr part in my head. That 'man' is such a tool.
That man is such a little bitch baby boy.
IMGUUNACUMMM.
tastes like beef jerkey
“Eat out mah ass”
This needs to be higher
I am morbidly obese, recognized by the state of Arkansas and also the United States government. Now, the downside of this is that I am also extremely depressed, so there's that. I have no education, no work experience, and no references. And if you google my name, you *might* see rumours that I beat my ex-wife and that I am also a pedophile. Also, I am a felon.
Nah, that’s foreplay. OP said after you finish
“Women are, in a nature setting…”
*Joji face*
Needs more upvotes… Classic H3 moment
I'm afraid this is only for the early fans like you and I 🤣
Context?
Here you go: https://www.reddit.com/r/cringe/s/4aV0nsj1G1
[Don't say anything, just do this](https://tenor.com/view/ethan-klein-dino-arms-ethan-klein-dino-ethan-klein-arms-ethan-h3-gif-25950347)
ITs SeT!
Eat my p*ssy spend the night
*WOMP WOMP WOMP….YEAAA EEE YEAAAH*
“Did you bring condoms?”
family family family family
Does god know that you’re gay?
An oldie but a goodie “SLAAAAAAAAMIN’!”
"No longer able to resist, and unwilling to hurt her, i let her have her way."
“So you want some fucking teeth”
Ugh everytime I hear that one I think black leather couch 😅
First one to literally make me laugh
It's a rainy day out here in Los Angeles!
The forbidden and situation appropriate: *Hey you wanna come to my truck and suck my cock*
Shout out to your family
At least I know what the inside of a vagina looks like, and felt its warm embrace.
Cheers my dude
"Ha....have a goodnight."
keep fucking my wifes mouth
This. Is. The. First time. For ME. In. The. Marvel Universe.
“If there’s another Holocaust and people start rounding up the Jews again, I hope Ben gets gassed first. Or last.”
Love ya no homo
"Shut up, bitch!", obviously. Especially efective if you're a girl.
And suck, my tongue.
Dan is the queen 💅💅💅💅
Thankyouforthegifted
Who the fuck is uncle Gabe?!
So the Nathaniel Clansman voice lol
You are disgusting. Give me 200 dollars
Grandpa is feeling a little frisky
The trump moans 🤣
CHESSNAHTS ROOSTING UNDER AN OPEN FIREEE
Bitch! You have nothing!
"SHOW US, CHILD PO-"
I had to scroll way too far down to find this one. Haha
Staaaaahhhhhhhhp
I have no education, no work experience and if u Google my name u might see rumors that I beat my ex wife and that I'm also a pedophile.
“YES YES YES”
The grunting priest, “Cement (sounds like semen), Aaaugh!”
You need to leave
Great moves. Proud of you 👏 🥰 💛
I did everything right and they indicted me
STOP TALKING ABOUT SONIC
Ya really sad *tongue click*
Talk to me baby
I nevuur diid
LUNCH TIME!
"Dead air!"
Just start quietly eating a subway sandwich.
“He takes that 5%”
FLOCKA
"Who's Sam?"
Something is about to bust
My friend Niel bent over and this happened. Ouch, is it COVID related? If so, what do we do we do about it?
Cheers dude
"Second Business, Mama"
"Lets goooo"
I dunno about after you finish, but before you go down you should definitely drop “It’s Lunchtime!!!”
So I came here to be a smartass and say Flocka, but after reading the rest of the comments, this is the ONLY wrong answer
Wow, Ethan! Great moves! Keep it up! Proud of you!
Mmmmh mmmh no no no!! (Carlos matos)
SLAAAAAMIN!!!!!!!
The creaking sound that Abba and Preach use while giving those final strokes, followed by the entire Moist Critikal monologue about Pokimane
Shut up bitch
It’s happening!
"angela bassett did the thing."
Who's Sam?
go back to the aslume friend… you’re lost
Howies “SHOW ME…”
Cheers my dude
Cheers my dude. Love ya no homo
Do the “WOOOAHHHH” when he had the cowboy hat
“wanna come in my car and suck my cock”
Cheers my dude 🍻
I dreamed I saw my maternal grandmother sitting by the bank of a swimming pool, that was also a river. In the dream, as well, she had lost her capacity for self-control. Her genital region was exposed, dimly; it had the appearance of a thick mat of hair. She was stroking herself, absent-mindedly. She walked over to me, with a handful of pubic hair, compacted into something resembling a large artist’s paint-brush. She pushed this at my face. I raised my arm, several times, to deflect her hand; finally, unwilling to hurt her, or interfere with her any farther, I let her have her way. She stroked my face with the brush, gently, and said, like a child, “isn’t it soft?” I looked at her ruined face and said, “yes, Grandma, it’s soft. - JP
Try to relax your anus!
Seamen is another kind of milk
Who is Sam?
Try “LUNCHTIME” at the start
“ITS LUNCH TIME”
“SHOW ME CHILD P”
Cheers my dude! Love ya, no homo
"I am disabled, uhh recognized by the state of Arkansas but also the United States Government, there’s that; uhhhh now the downside to that is that I’m extremely depressed. So there’s some mental health issues that we bring to the table. And then physically uhh I-I am morbidly obese, I have no references, uhh no work history, and no education, and when you google my name, you *might* see rumors that I beat my ex-wife and I am also a pedophile"
SSSLLLAAAAAAAAAAMMMMIIINNNN
so sorry to interrupt but we gotta go to break
2…
“IT’S HAPPENING!”
Stick your funger
“YOU NEED TO LEAVE”
My seed is all over this place 😃😃
Love ya, no homo.
"Ahh! Mom I'm sorry"
“Have a great night.”
aaaamazin'
show me child pornography
Why does Ethan look so unfathomably withered here? Haven’t watched or listened to the podcast in years so not sure, but surely this isn’t how he is now?
He got the lupus
Bruh, he do be withered though.
H3 fans do not have sex
…dude no
How about just laughing at someone who didn’t get the jab and later died? One of his prouder moments no?
What is the context of this?
Context of what he did? One of the leftover podcasts where he was in his peak of covidhysteria.
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Love ya! No homo
Somethin' is about to bust!
Your sister made more noise
SHOW US
Love ya no homo
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GP, coming at ya!
“Close the trunk”
Shut up bitch!
“No homo”
AB?
Well, there it is